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| The Onion News Domestic Statistics | |||
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| Government Category: | News Network | ||
| Government Priority: | Law & Order | ||
| Economic Rating: | Good | ||
| Civil Rights Rating: | Good | ||
| Political Freedoms: | Good | ||
| Income Tax Rate: | 15% | ||
| Consumer Confidence Rate: | 101% | ||
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: | 103% | ||
| Major Industry: | Cheese Exports | ||
| National Animal: | Onion | ||
| The Onion News Demographics | |||
| Total Population: | 4,697,000,000 | ||
| Criminals: | 525,343,302 | ||
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: | 652,308,669 | ||
| Military & Reserves: ? | 179,130,227 | ||
| Students and Youth: | 786,747,500 | ||
| Unemployed but Able: | 742,264,677 | ||
| Working Class: | 1,811,205,625 | ||
| The Onion News Government Budget Details | |||
| Government Budget: | $9,742,091,907,571.39 | ||
| Government Expenditures: | $9,352,408,231,268.53 | ||
| Goverment Waste: | $389,683,676,302.86 | ||
| Goverment Efficiency: | 96% | ||
| The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown: | |||
| Administration: | $935,240,823,126.85 | 10% | |
| Social Welfare: | $1,028,764,905,439.54 | 11% | |
| Healthcare: | $1,028,764,905,439.54 | 11% | |
| Education: | $935,240,823,126.85 | 10% | |
| Religion & Spirituality: | $280,572,246,938.06 | 3% | |
| Defense: | $1,402,861,234,690.28 | 15% | |
| Law & Order: | $1,402,861,234,690.28 | 15% | |
| Commerce: | $374,096,329,250.74 | 4% | |
| Public Transport: | $935,240,823,126.85 | 10% | |
| The Environment: | $374,096,329,250.74 | 4% | |
| Social Equality: | $467,620,411,563.43 | 5% | |
| The Onion NewsWhite Market Economic Statistics ? | |||
| Gross Domestic Product: | $8,252,350,000,000.00 | ||
| GDP Per Capita: | $1,756.94 | ||
| Average Salary Per Employee: | $3,080.93 | ||
| Unemployment Rate: | 24.33% | ||
| Consumption: | $31,168,240,445,030.40 | ||
| Exports: | $5,014,994,026,496.00 | ||
| Imports: | $5,014,994,026,496.00 | ||
| Trade Net: | 0.00 | ||
| The Onion News Non Market Statistics ? Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime | |||
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: | $8,691,604,865,315.72 | ||
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? | $1,378.72 | ||
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: | $977,805,547,348.02 | ||
| Black Market & Non Monetary Trade: | |||
| Guns & Weapons: | $346,253,166,885.28 | ||
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: | $384,725,740,983.64 | ||
| Extortion & Blackmail: | $307,780,592,786.91 | ||
| Counterfeit Goods: | $582,584,693,489.51 | ||
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: | $296,788,428,758.81 | ||
| Theft & Disappearance: | $351,749,248,899.33 | ||
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : | $714,490,661,826.76 | ||
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : | $197,858,952,505.87 | ||
| Basic Necessitites : | $406,710,069,039.85 | ||
| School Loan Fraud : | $263,811,936,674.50 | ||
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : | $3,737,390,092,085.76 | ||
| The Onion News Total Market Statistics ? | |||
| National Currency: | Onion | ||
| Exchange Rates: | 1 Onion = $0.18 | ||
| $1 = 5.54 Onions | |||
| Regional Exchange Rates | |||
| Gross Domestic Product: | $8,252,350,000,000.00 - 49% | ||
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: | $8,691,604,865,315.72 - 51% | ||
| Real Total Economy: | $16,943,954,865,315.71 | ||
| the ONION Economic Statistics & Links | |||
| Gross Regional Product: | $36,668,518,170,624 | ||
| Region Wide Imports: | $5,014,994,026,496 | ||
| Largest Regional GDP: | The Onion News | ||
| Largest Regional Importer: | The Onion News | ||
| Regional Search Functions: | All the ONION Nations. | ||
| Regional Nations by GDP | Regional Trading Leaders | |||
| Regional Exchange Rates | WA Members | |||
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