| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-21,945,524,224.00 | $581,751,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $39,380,541,440.00 | $1,320,020,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Privateers | $590,760,896.00 | $1,413,500,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-4,538,616,320.00 | $1,504,670,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $53,056,356,352.00 | $1,550,160,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-25,884,975,104.00 | $1,562,210,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-3,597,166,592.00 | $2,038,330,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $786,983,296.00 | $2,162,000,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-11,459,924,992.00 | $2,170,310,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-20,716,111,872.00 | $2,170,460,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-192,526,630,912.00 | $2,212,270,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-50,649,825,280.00 | $2,288,150,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-35,350,646,784.00 | $2,675,080,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $102,441,345,024.00 | $2,872,250,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $118,466,494,464.00 | $2,990,980,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-17,289,371,648.00 | $3,164,240,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-15,244,293,120.00 | $3,217,910,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-16,586,035,200.00 | $3,259,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-5,263,869,440.00 | $3,396,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-16,130,042,880.00 | $3,404,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-15,200,648,192.00 | $3,449,330,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-14,322,705,408.00 | $3,495,070,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-386,379,264.00 | $3,498,500,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $-31,878,557,696.00 | $3,517,530,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-19,164,518,400.00 | $3,578,190,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-14,734,137,344.00 | $3,595,490,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-15,002,595,328.00 | $3,660,980,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-11,081,320,448.00 | $3,691,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $11,483,115,520.00 | $3,756,270,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-19,625,619,456.00 | $3,856,490,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-12,107,944,960.00 | $4,014,070,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-17,927,073,792.00 | $4,068,010,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-19,274,393,600.00 | $4,068,620,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-21,955,690,496.00 | $4,099,340,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-26,348,259,328.00 | $4,135,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-24,316,012,544.00 | $4,146,170,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-11,547,173,888.00 | $4,150,060,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-29,307,154,432.00 | $4,155,030,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-11,589,014,528.00 | $4,165,080,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $18,281,662,464.00 | $4,176,990,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-20,635,396,096.00 | $4,177,620,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-4,031,049,984.00 | $4,252,510,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $17,931,307,008.00 | $4,302,580,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-2,258,042,880.00 | $4,324,420,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-94,748,663,808.00 | $4,401,310,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-27,852,298,240.00 | $4,427,190,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-1,374,384,256.00 | $4,436,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-8,689,882,112.00 | $4,460,870,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-1,381,872,256.00 | $4,460,890,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-4,272,226,816.00 | $4,506,880,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-8,921,074,688.00 | $4,579,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-509,018,080.00 | $4,608,290,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-7,358,172,672.00 | $4,633,810,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-15,181,322,240.00 | $4,649,810,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-49,474,965,504.00 | $4,665,290,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $6,911,621,120.00 | $4,691,190,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-8,300,374,016.00 | $4,703,410,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-31,672,229,888.00 | $4,729,280,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $-14,292,712,448.00 | $4,738,360,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $1,216,747,520.00 | $4,842,190,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-32,602,388,480.00 | $4,868,160,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $1,225,095,680.00 | $4,875,110,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-16,011,083,776.00 | $4,903,910,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $2,658,430,208.00 | $4,912,610,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-19,964,661,760.00 | $4,937,460,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $1,252,135,808.00 | $4,982,840,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $1,255,163,520.00 | $4,994,810,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-12,928,700,416.00 | $5,012,920,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $2,095,447,680.00 | $5,013,470,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-20,978,483,200.00 | $5,119,260,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $1,073,884,416.00 | $5,124,380,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-24,287,512,576.00 | $5,126,870,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,687,377,920.00 | $5,132,090,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-24,336,414,720.00 | $5,137,140,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $28,071,387,136.00 | $5,163,040,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $23,402,203,136.00 | $5,211,760,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-25,940,547,584.00 | $5,227,200,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-28,201,039,872.00 | $5,227,710,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-11,197,056,000.00 | $5,227,940,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-23,174,418,432.00 | $5,258,740,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $-1,648,653,824.00 | $5,321,380,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-28,593,715,200.00 | $5,338,680,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-29,375,651,840.00 | $5,355,070,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-11,474,126,848.00 | $5,357,290,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-1,662,791,936.00 | $5,367,820,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-22,016,491,520.00 | $5,372,490,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-4,978,944,512.00 | $5,385,830,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-22,105,749,504.00 | $5,394,320,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-44,318,855,168.00 | $5,415,020,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-10,597,744,640.00 | $5,440,220,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $24,675,104,768.00 | $5,442,030,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-602,972,736.00 | $5,459,490,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $5,480,782,848.00 | $5,490,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-10,072,474,624.00 | $5,499,570,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-1,714,318,848.00 | $5,534,450,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $25,379,379,200.00 | $5,546,590,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $4,803,780,608.00 | $5,547,760,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-40,637,698,048.00 | $5,587,990,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $5,593,682,432.00 | $5,603,910,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-11,226,809,344.00 | $5,626,440,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $3,329,358,592.00 | $5,631,630,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-74,641,227,776.00 | $5,648,290,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-9,883,957,248.00 | $5,652,270,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-41,578,762,240.00 | $5,704,580,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-46,763,036,672.00 | $5,713,670,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-20,157,581,312.00 | $5,714,780,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-20,181,948,416.00 | $5,721,710,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $5,716,773,888.00 | $5,727,300,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-20,222,916,608.00 | $5,733,260,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-31,388,262,400.00 | $5,744,580,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $-618,415,680.00 | $5,825,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-12,643,700,736.00 | $5,903,440,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-107,486,846,976.00 | $5,916,750,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-20,915,617,792.00 | $5,929,690,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-7,426,178,560.00 | $5,943,390,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-41,460,760,576.00 | $5,957,620,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-30,365,431,808.00 | $5,966,910,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-62,264,180,736.00 | $5,968,430,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-42,059,456,512.00 | $5,976,110,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-5,973,179,904.00 | $6,038,700,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $2,530,328,320.00 | $6,054,350,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-18,279,534,592.00 | $6,060,130,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-9,397,312,512.00 | $6,063,020,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $9,282,026,496.00 | $6,082,760,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-21,248,051,200.00 | $6,097,690,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $4,421,472,256.00 | $6,102,160,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-18,426,611,712.00 | $6,108,900,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-18,426,611,712.00 | $6,108,900,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-55,806,210,048.00 | $6,157,730,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $3,544,103,680.00 | $6,158,560,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-78,803,648,512.00 | $6,161,180,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-6,107,448,832.00 | $6,174,600,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-82,411,216,896.00 | $6,197,120,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $28,745,885,696.00 | $6,339,820,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-40,297,254,912.00 | $6,348,820,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $6,345,461,248.00 | $6,357,100,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-46,074,880,000.00 | $6,357,140,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $16,014,562,304.00 | $6,407,570,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-55,402,893,312.00 | $6,433,390,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-16,496,345,088.00 | $6,448,240,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-7,956,865,024.00 | $6,473,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-28,590,102,528.00 | $6,487,620,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-42,382,901,248.00 | $6,502,730,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $16,870,756,352.00 | $6,539,330,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $5,665,772,544.00 | $6,543,080,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $-15,349,331,968.00 | $6,545,660,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-6,107,010,048.00 | $6,605,910,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-27,151,472,640.00 | $6,625,560,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $23,395,655,680.00 | $6,628,940,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-4,224,865,536.00 | $6,636,730,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-54,423,822,336.00 | $6,649,680,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-36,501,106,688.00 | $6,653,970,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $27,752,689,664.00 | $6,668,240,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-78,685,560,832.00 | $6,733,520,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-52,438,212,608.00 | $6,739,330,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $-14,440,866,816.00 | $6,742,420,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-35,443,871,744.00 | $6,791,280,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-25,850,925,056.00 | $6,794,810,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-22,546,642,944.00 | $6,803,860,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-24,126,869,504.00 | $6,840,170,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-24,135,440,384.00 | $6,842,480,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-50,642,165,760.00 | $6,844,140,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $19,120,392,192.00 | $6,853,450,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-77,763,796,992.00 | $6,857,720,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-476,365,422,592.00 | $6,888,230,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-13,424,415,744.00 | $6,891,320,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-80,856,834,048.00 | $6,919,310,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $20,766,357,504.00 | $6,951,520,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-24,534,398,976.00 | $6,955,710,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-57,044,131,840.00 | $6,960,470,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-24,575,367,168.00 | $6,967,270,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-13,585,655,808.00 | $6,974,080,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-22,834,032,640.00 | $6,993,710,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-109,441,564,672.00 | $6,994,220,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-24,860,536,832.00 | $7,048,150,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-23,012,294,656.00 | $7,048,330,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-49,609,170,944.00 | $7,048,870,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-76,198,232,064.00 | $7,086,860,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-11,296,318,464.00 | $7,113,830,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $11,238,492,160.00 | $7,126,120,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $-12,585,090,048.00 | $7,131,340,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-154,737,328,128.00 | $7,139,070,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-95,072,509,952.00 | $7,163,080,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $10,583,690,240.00 | $7,183,530,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-29,462,392,832.00 | $7,189,520,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-4,303,805,440.00 | $7,191,190,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $985,006,656.00 | $7,195,320,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $174,974,156,800.00 | $7,198,320,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-48,397,582,336.00 | $7,226,710,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-48,528,138,240.00 | $7,246,200,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-30,201,882,624.00 | $7,369,980,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $13,921,042,432.00 | $7,393,450,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-20,573,286,400.00 | $7,394,020,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-22,384,183,296.00 | $7,420,910,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $47,869,026,304.00 | $7,436,770,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-2,196,187,136.00 | $7,438,820,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $1,869,610,240.00 | $7,439,850,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-47,436,349,440.00 | $7,445,220,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-19,057,223,680.00 | $7,449,360,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $1,872,917,632.00 | $7,451,820,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-52,749,565,952.00 | $7,478,580,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-20,844,730,368.00 | $7,491,640,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-20,865,916,928.00 | $7,499,150,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-24,508,846,080.00 | $7,506,670,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-47,866,515,456.00 | $7,512,700,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-9,442,825,216.00 | $7,513,310,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-20,638,597,120.00 | $7,519,730,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-71,533,707,264.00 | $7,543,260,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $4,487,510,528.00 | $7,590,460,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-71,559,618,560.00 | $7,619,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $42,413,367,296.00 | $7,621,830,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $3,194,604,032.00 | $7,643,390,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $11,673,252,864.00 | $7,649,630,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-122,838,728,704.00 | $7,655,960,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $3,204,871,424.00 | $7,668,020,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $31,390,150,656.00 | $7,669,670,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-19,641,702,400.00 | $7,677,820,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-18,075,971,584.00 | $7,708,520,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-301,879,132,160.00 | $7,710,840,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-19,890,307,072.00 | $7,712,190,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-18,094,536,704.00 | $7,716,410,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $3,228,221,696.00 | $7,723,450,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-19,818,979,328.00 | $7,747,130,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $46,482,436,096.00 | $7,754,270,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-11,007,229,952.00 | $7,758,280,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-19,864,907,776.00 | $7,765,100,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-3,547,920,384.00 | $7,799,480,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-56,564,068,352.00 | $7,804,380,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $46,806,315,008.00 | $7,808,300,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $172,239,257,600.00 | $7,814,960,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-25,576,247,296.00 | $7,833,590,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $29,632,745,472.00 | $7,839,930,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-25,627,703,296.00 | $7,849,430,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-25,627,703,296.00 | $7,849,430,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $4,520,824,320.00 | $7,855,730,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-27,729,854,464.00 | $7,861,570,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-158,088,347,648.00 | $7,867,370,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-55,388,430,336.00 | $7,870,050,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-4,130,900,224.00 | $7,910,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $20,466,186,240.00 | $7,933,050,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $175,125,479,424.00 | $7,945,900,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $188,055,191,552.00 | $7,994,610,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $51,455,512,576.00 | $8,047,910,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-15,687,159,808.00 | $8,052,740,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $1,104,472,960.00 | $8,066,520,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-24,333,436,928.00 | $8,067,170,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-17,286,176,768.00 | $8,070,970,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $39,067,852,800.00 | $8,072,610,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $180,819,148,800.00 | $8,084,930,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $142,501,265,408.00 | $8,105,010,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-24,451,264,512.00 | $8,106,180,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-12,398,704,640.00 | $8,106,370,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $11,068,439,552.00 | $8,120,980,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-18,734,546,944.00 | $8,163,440,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-7,797,961,728.00 | $8,172,880,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-15,934,016,512.00 | $8,179,650,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-89,958,547,456.00 | $8,184,310,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $6,744,518,656.00 | $8,189,210,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $1,717,682,304.00 | $8,196,590,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $6,780,965,376.00 | $8,233,260,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $32,730,411,008.00 | $8,268,870,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $7,160,749,056.00 | $8,269,870,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-123,664,957,440.00 | $8,306,400,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $-123,808,030,720.00 | $8,315,990,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-115,319,373,824.00 | $8,352,170,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-65,262,555,136.00 | $8,385,230,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-229,817,335,808.00 | $8,421,150,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-47,313,203,200.00 | $8,432,870,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-88,073,707,520.00 | $8,442,490,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-146,425,970,688.00 | $8,467,700,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $6,984,088,576.00 | $8,480,220,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-45,583,159,296.00 | $8,510,820,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-88,869,109,760.00 | $8,518,680,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $54,510,510,080.00 | $8,525,720,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-147,942,752,256.00 | $8,555,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-15,111,178,240.00 | $8,562,690,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $58,015,092,736.00 | $8,578,430,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-21,977,210,880.00 | $8,590,810,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-35,223,810,048.00 | $8,595,400,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $28,270,073,856.00 | $8,619,490,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-85,577,916,416.00 | $8,630,470,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-138,707,124,224.00 | $8,644,970,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-49,867,579,392.00 | $8,647,410,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $61,515,235,328.00 | $8,657,360,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-67,502,227,456.00 | $8,672,930,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $16,743,108,608.00 | $8,711,930,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $211,254,345,728.00 | $8,714,880,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-63,597,862,912.00 | $8,725,650,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-13,872,843,776.00 | $8,736,390,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-63,419,502,592.00 | $8,750,260,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $673,732,736.00 | $8,753,790,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $65,262,366,720.00 | $8,790,290,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-12,477,082,624.00 | $8,794,100,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-87,303,282,688.00 | $8,804,430,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-43,117,629,440.00 | $8,856,050,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-222,231,871,488.00 | $8,882,020,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-92,722,634,752.00 | $8,888,050,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $12,401,990,656.00 | $8,904,550,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $2,240,399,616.00 | $8,915,250,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-40,696,270,848.00 | $8,928,290,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $60,495,060,992.00 | $8,945,060,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-42,258,481,152.00 | $8,958,030,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-90,255,843,328.00 | $8,974,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-31,691,112,448.00 | $8,984,650,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-60,745,986,048.00 | $8,986,850,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-11,310,736,384.00 | $8,999,690,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-41,085,407,232.00 | $9,013,700,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-70,203,965,440.00 | $9,020,110,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-11,348,614,144.00 | $9,029,840,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $74,440,843,264.00 | $9,037,310,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $17,403,297,792.00 | $9,055,470,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $12,350,301,184.00 | $9,061,420,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-38,753,357,824.00 | $9,073,560,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $12,425,640,960.00 | $9,116,740,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $61,712,560,128.00 | $9,125,130,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $70,620,454,912.00 | $9,148,760,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $62,019,518,464.00 | $9,170,550,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-86,592,864,256.00 | $9,175,500,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $32,250,429,440.00 | $9,181,110,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $12,531,064,832.00 | $9,194,180,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $12,546,237,440.00 | $9,205,250,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-87,971,684,352.00 | $9,216,980,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $71,191,445,504.00 | $9,222,760,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-17,978,269,696.00 | $9,228,880,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-14,116,684,800.00 | $9,229,720,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $12,875,334,656.00 | $9,244,140,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-204,300,976,128.00 | $9,264,410,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-88,448,303,104.00 | $9,266,900,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $17,820,049,408.00 | $9,272,080,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-39,670,439,936.00 | $9,288,370,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $5,347,771,392.00 | $9,293,250,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $26,710,638,592.00 | $9,296,810,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $3,889,664,256.00 | $9,306,330,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-2,883,974,144.00 | $9,309,680,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $32,714,020,864.00 | $9,313,150,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $378,619,363,328.00 | $9,316,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $26,767,579,136.00 | $9,316,740,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-30,424,815,616.00 | $9,318,620,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $69,197,963,264.00 | $9,320,390,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-208,319,430,656.00 | $9,320,910,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-8,844,026,880.00 | $9,329,780,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $5,380,297,216.00 | $9,350,250,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-47,640,707,072.00 | $9,361,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-80,865,116,160.00 | $9,390,080,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-1,038,666,944.00 | $9,406,840,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-84,858,765,312.00 | $9,435,970,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-90,163,060,736.00 | $9,446,610,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-30,848,362,496.00 | $9,448,440,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $73,086,296,064.00 | $9,468,220,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-28,658,956,288.00 | $9,501,110,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-55,159,398,400.00 | $9,515,260,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $27,345,092,608.00 | $9,517,860,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $31,477,383,168.00 | $9,526,100,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $35,000,217,600.00 | $9,537,440,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-43,514,642,432.00 | $9,546,630,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-90,137,452,544.00 | $9,551,030,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-55,433,658,368.00 | $9,562,590,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-38,311,280,640.00 | $9,566,210,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-99,841,662,976.00 | $9,570,470,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $18,398,906,368.00 | $9,573,310,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-98,871,033,856.00 | $9,580,840,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-9,503,723,520.00 | $9,608,430,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $18,486,652,928.00 | $9,619,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $77,104,226,304.00 | $9,641,500,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-91,149,819,904.00 | $9,658,320,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $243,908,804,608.00 | $9,658,660,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $27,761,874,944.00 | $9,662,810,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $15,252,707,328.00 | $9,671,440,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-208,541,188,096.00 | $9,688,790,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $72,007,204,864.00 | $9,698,790,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-138,640,113,664.00 | $9,715,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $7,040,824,320.00 | $9,717,260,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-44,293,435,392.00 | $9,717,440,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-87,593,279,488.00 | $9,740,050,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-3,559,552,768.00 | $9,771,870,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $47,634,202,624.00 | $9,772,940,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-14,970,878,976.00 | $9,787,950,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $32,374,237,184.00 | $9,797,470,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $46,976,737,280.00 | $9,820,120,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-52,626,022,400.00 | $9,825,710,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-36,946,231,296.00 | $9,832,940,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-15,068,164,096.00 | $9,851,690,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $61,474,566,144.00 | $9,882,220,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-154,563,870,720.00 | $9,888,760,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-128,786,423,808.00 | $9,894,020,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-57,798,590,464.00 | $9,903,870,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-126,348,369,920.00 | $9,925,530,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-62,449,569,792.00 | $9,926,560,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $45,423,517,696.00 | $9,927,060,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-42,521,407,488.00 | $9,955,890,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-42,544,635,904.00 | $9,961,210,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-35,294,117,888.00 | $10,006,100,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $74,389,250,048.00 | $10,019,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-250,872,725,504.00 | $10,026,700,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-23,597,576,192.00 | $10,063,200,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-139,540,234,240.00 | $10,082,100,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $28,979,724,288.00 | $10,086,800,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-242,960,957,440.00 | $10,087,800,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $37,497,581,568.00 | $10,109,700,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $29,073,397,760.00 | $10,119,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-21,562,396,672.00 | $10,124,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-469,759,590,400.00 | $10,160,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-5,502,586,880.00 | $10,162,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $229,131,812,864.00 | $10,163,100,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $81,311,711,232.00 | $10,167,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $77,793,247,232.00 | $10,169,700,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-26,031,255,552.00 | $10,175,500,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $29,235,212,288.00 | $10,175,600,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $11,528,382,464.00 | $10,194,800,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $6,518,200,832.00 | $10,209,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $228,215,160,832.00 | $10,210,900,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $292,539,465,728.00 | $10,222,800,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $69,177,917,440.00 | $10,225,900,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-7,667,872,256.00 | $10,237,500,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $82,057,379,840.00 | $10,260,900,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $47,360,012,288.00 | $10,261,900,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-133,664,997,376.00 | $10,268,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $42,042,327,040.00 | $10,280,600,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $92,176,891,904.00 | $10,302,800,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-474,888,175,616.00 | $10,311,000,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-44,398,379,008.00 | $10,333,200,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-89,145,352,192.00 | $10,351,600,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-93,112,598,528.00 | $10,353,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $29,901,637,632.00 | $10,407,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Maxtopian Automobiles | $29,916,520,448.00 | $10,412,900,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-161,707,835,392.00 | $10,415,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-78,303,092,736.00 | $10,447,700,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $83,594,346,496.00 | $10,453,000,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-175,030,108,160.00 | $10,457,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $62,816,628,736.00 | $10,479,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-39,870,586,880.00 | $10,479,800,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-22,479,007,744.00 | $10,495,400,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-39,472,136,192.00 | $10,505,200,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $11,861,287,936.00 | $10,535,900,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-82,120,630,272.00 | $10,554,100,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-24,862,566,400.00 | $10,602,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $35,089,207,296.00 | $10,619,100,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $75,627,298,816.00 | $10,643,300,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-40,010,227,712.00 | $10,648,400,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-126,392,942,592.00 | $10,656,500,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-73,097,420,800.00 | $10,686,800,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $39,732,363,264.00 | $10,712,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-96,581,017,600.00 | $10,739,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-37,894,344,704.00 | $10,743,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-21,007,507,456.00 | $10,783,900,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-73,766,649,856.00 | $10,784,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-73,022,300,160.00 | $10,815,200,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-78,454,775,808.00 | $10,831,400,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-38,244,286,464.00 | $10,842,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-69,748,785,152.00 | $10,859,800,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $133,990,481,920.00 | $10,881,900,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-23,585,021,952.00 | $10,928,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-85,760,630,784.00 | $10,947,400,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $70,018,359,296.00 | $10,951,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-1,211,484,288.00 | $10,969,700,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $135,391,641,600.00 | $10,995,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-1,168,732,160.00 | $11,011,000,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $74,632,601,600.00 | $11,035,600,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-90,564,755,456.00 | $11,050,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-60,417,933,312.00 | $11,057,500,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-28,612,280,320.00 | $11,094,000,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $30,214,760,448.00 | $11,096,600,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $136,660,983,808.00 | $11,098,800,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-28,395,241,472.00 | $11,099,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $136,925,184,000.00 | $11,120,200,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $31,032,911,872.00 | $11,123,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-213,240,496,128.00 | $11,156,700,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-36,542,664,704.00 | $11,192,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $137,824,321,536.00 | $11,193,300,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $71,801,905,152.00 | $11,230,200,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-92,143,329,280.00 | $11,243,200,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $76,095,881,216.00 | $11,251,900,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-89,275,523,072.00 | $11,276,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $138,882,170,880.00 | $11,279,100,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $139,013,996,544.00 | $11,289,900,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $323,165,683,712.00 | $11,296,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $135,584,038,912.00 | $11,298,100,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $218,434,289,664.00 | $11,319,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $105,872,736,256.00 | $11,329,400,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-45,320,785,920.00 | $11,348,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $96,909,754,368.00 | $11,398,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-34,455,478,272.00 | $11,422,800,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-1,263,331,328.00 | $11,436,200,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $73,133,072,384.00 | $11,438,400,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-82,089,623,552.00 | $11,439,200,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $333,433,896,960.00 | $11,466,600,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $143,085,780,992.00 | $11,489,700,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-26,954,022,912.00 | $11,494,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-17,663,041,536.00 | $11,548,200,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $100,912,308,224.00 | $11,556,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $115,851,173,888.00 | $11,559,500,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $-203,277,139,968.00 | $11,568,100,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-11,507,272,704.00 | $11,576,700,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $78,465,400,832.00 | $11,602,300,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $78,553,104,384.00 | $11,615,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-32,350,056,448.00 | $11,626,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-84,187,660,288.00 | $11,638,800,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-29,807,316,992.00 | $11,651,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-55,223,640,064.00 | $11,657,200,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $145,279,451,136.00 | $11,665,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-125,891,035,136.00 | $11,666,100,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-74,395,328,512.00 | $11,676,400,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-68,193,439,744.00 | $11,685,000,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-427,035,066,368.00 | $11,697,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $146,001,182,720.00 | $11,723,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-174,247,690,240.00 | $11,734,100,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $63,474,294,784.00 | $11,742,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $109,833,691,136.00 | $11,753,200,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $-94,265,073,664.00 | $11,758,000,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $75,209,367,552.00 | $11,763,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $52,369,395,712.00 | $11,780,000,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $145,068,457,984.00 | $11,781,600,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $83,790,684,160.00 | $11,792,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-207,403,515,904.00 | $11,802,900,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-30,194,888,704.00 | $11,802,900,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-30,515,937,280.00 | $11,832,000,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-94,940,356,608.00 | $11,842,200,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-56,178,081,792.00 | $11,858,600,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $146,019,794,944.00 | $11,858,900,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $75,835,572,224.00 | $11,861,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $21,077,024,768.00 | $11,878,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $49,530,486,784.00 | $11,884,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $346,342,031,360.00 | $11,910,500,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-14,995,035,136.00 | $11,931,200,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $80,747,782,144.00 | $11,939,700,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $148,722,597,888.00 | $11,942,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-21,877,442,560.00 | $11,945,200,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-42,156,810,240.00 | $11,951,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-67,175,768,064.00 | $11,973,100,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-54,583,332,864.00 | $11,975,000,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-113,998,798,848.00 | $11,977,900,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $150,806,855,680.00 | $11,984,300,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $12,846,324,736.00 | $11,998,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-37,351,776,256.00 | $12,002,500,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-45,666,103,296.00 | $12,003,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-54,728,683,520.00 | $12,006,900,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $347,254,816,768.00 | $12,025,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-90,211,000,320.00 | $12,036,400,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $81,566,842,880.00 | $12,060,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-51,560,042,496.00 | $12,072,000,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $108,140,797,952.00 | $12,087,100,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-118,612,443,136.00 | $12,104,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-58,938,945,536.00 | $12,105,600,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-61,615,677,440.00 | $12,107,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-42,857,820,160.00 | $12,150,500,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $48,040,828,928.00 | $12,151,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $153,075,859,456.00 | $12,164,700,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-31,381,000,192.00 | $12,167,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $149,985,984,512.00 | $12,181,000,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $13,057,388,544.00 | $12,196,000,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $154,956,414,976.00 | $12,196,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-101,999,435,776.00 | $12,197,000,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $152,221,630,464.00 | $12,223,200,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $150,541,287,424.00 | $12,226,000,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $21,714,403,328.00 | $12,237,500,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $21,743,280,128.00 | $12,253,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-171,767,726,080.00 | $12,269,700,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $94,735,900,672.00 | $12,273,000,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-59,940,298,752.00 | $12,311,300,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $8,924,010,496.00 | $12,316,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-29,878,611,968.00 | $12,342,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-497,801,953,280.00 | $12,355,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $83,673,260,032.00 | $12,372,300,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-66,768,728,064.00 | $12,377,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-88,877,031,424.00 | $12,385,000,000,000.00 |
| The Terminal Touchscreen Allergy of Ban My Apps | $63,270,195,200.00 | $12,398,000,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $360,739,373,056.00 | $12,405,600,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $14,181,383,168.00 | $12,409,100,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-17,622,530,048.00 | $12,420,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-11,916,725,248.00 | $12,489,800,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-30,259,412,992.00 | $12,499,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $117,379,252,224.00 | $12,560,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $12,280,456,192.00 | $12,564,200,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $122,229,833,728.00 | $12,598,300,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $9,152,514,048.00 | $12,632,100,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $162,421,407,744.00 | $12,673,600,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $14,593,710,080.00 | $12,770,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $62,798,811,136.00 | $12,770,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-35,112,910,848.00 | $12,793,400,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-58,538,516,480.00 | $12,842,700,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-88,381,939,712.00 | $12,849,000,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-83,153,960,960.00 | $12,876,900,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $49,926,406,144.00 | $12,901,200,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $160,718,503,936.00 | $12,905,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $160,773,849,088.00 | $12,910,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $162,474,508,288.00 | $12,911,500,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $165,533,581,312.00 | $12,916,400,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-128,175,480,832.00 | $12,935,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-30,334,687,232.00 | $12,936,100,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-104,082,120,704.00 | $12,982,500,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $13,909,410,816.00 | $12,991,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $168,227,454,976.00 | $13,019,000,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $121,986,654,208.00 | $13,053,700,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $53,612,896,256.00 | $13,067,300,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $119,839,006,720.00 | $13,085,900,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-59,722,285,056.00 | $13,102,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $26,734,426,112.00 | $13,111,600,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-49,281,347,584.00 | $13,115,700,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-671,674,859,520.00 | $13,125,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $169,649,881,088.00 | $13,129,100,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-102,493,126,656.00 | $13,149,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-1,457,049,728.00 | $13,190,700,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $14,865,689,600.00 | $13,205,000,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $166,286,262,272.00 | $13,214,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $170,775,052,288.00 | $13,216,100,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $9,605,393,408.00 | $13,256,700,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $126,436,139,008.00 | $13,269,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-106,977,189,888.00 | $13,288,400,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-7,204,130,304.00 | $13,304,300,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-59,574,865,920.00 | $13,365,800,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-96,541,351,936.00 | $13,386,200,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $66,545,655,808.00 | $13,409,400,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-61,133,508,608.00 | $13,412,100,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-297,457,942,528.00 | $13,430,000,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $402,077,319,168.00 | $13,476,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-57,585,061,888.00 | $13,482,800,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $196,361,486,336.00 | $13,502,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $16,382,585,856.00 | $13,541,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $17,263,931,392.00 | $13,571,200,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-31,965,816,832.00 | $13,631,500,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $178,840,387,584.00 | $13,734,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $3,467,280,128.00 | $13,796,300,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $15,789,391,872.00 | $13,816,400,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-457,781,084,160.00 | $13,827,500,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $32,460,185,600.00 | $13,828,100,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $10,021,848,064.00 | $13,831,700,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-49,006,837,760.00 | $13,885,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $180,974,370,816.00 | $13,898,600,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $61,838,864,384.00 | $13,915,500,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $14,920,271,872.00 | $13,935,600,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $455,285,604,352.00 | $13,989,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-54,153,641,984.00 | $14,013,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $180,240,252,928.00 | $14,186,500,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-57,122,160,640.00 | $14,263,300,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $16,058,711,040.00 | $14,264,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $72,434,622,464.00 | $14,411,100,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $17,463,085,056.00 | $14,434,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $34,875,613,184.00 | $14,434,900,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-422,260,998,144.00 | $14,487,400,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $258,683,813,888.00 | $14,544,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $188,044,247,040.00 | $14,552,600,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-100,989,091,840.00 | $14,562,300,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $192,619,036,672.00 | $14,589,800,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $131,004,112,896.00 | $14,642,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $192,753,401,856.00 | $14,697,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-48,644,194,304.00 | $14,723,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $194,769,108,992.00 | $14,752,700,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $167,399,784,448.00 | $14,755,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $122,380,517,376.00 | $14,820,300,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-495,876,734,976.00 | $14,829,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-150,835,167,232.00 | $14,840,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $193,534,820,352.00 | $14,863,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Seasonal Spectre of Santy Claws | $-29,090,242,560.00 | $14,933,000,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $195,393,208,320.00 | $15,005,900,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-215,113,383,936.00 | $15,074,600,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $19,368,458,240.00 | $15,225,300,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $160,459,964,416.00 | $15,355,000,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $61,116,362,752.00 | $15,425,800,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $202,546,266,112.00 | $15,444,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $207,638,102,016.00 | $15,454,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $22,892,118,016.00 | $15,457,900,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $132,299,538,432.00 | $15,560,700,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $23,140,075,520.00 | $15,625,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $111,287,508,992.00 | $15,662,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $19,558,174,720.00 | $15,681,200,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-46,273,433,600.00 | $15,832,900,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $267,017,027,584.00 | $16,174,500,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $25,535,092,736.00 | $16,191,200,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $149,008,957,440.00 | $16,282,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $215,491,280,896.00 | $16,322,300,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $161,170,030,592.00 | $16,337,200,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $24,393,080,832.00 | $16,556,500,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $221,733,961,728.00 | $16,595,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $21,069,600,768.00 | $16,893,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $21,082,658,816.00 | $16,903,800,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-26,884,313,088.00 | $16,930,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $245,390,000,128.00 | $17,774,500,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-67,393,122,304.00 | $17,935,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $46,406,012,928.00 | $18,252,300,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-123,890,876,416.00 | $18,280,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $34,471,092,224.00 | $18,537,600,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-24,486,664,192.00 | $18,546,600,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $-24,507,758,592.00 | $18,562,500,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $264,630,861,824.00 | $18,902,600,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $34,056,527,872.00 | $19,180,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $137,046,441,984.00 | $19,287,200,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $32,228,468,736.00 | $19,600,300,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $14,283,732,992.00 | $19,714,300,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $39,761,506,304.00 | $20,333,500,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-72,008,843,264.00 | $20,662,000,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $655,747,645,440.00 | $21,859,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $300,067,848,192.00 | $23,857,100,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $443,972,386,816.00 | $24,976,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $112,097,452,032.00 | $26,133,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $490,401,628,160.00 | $27,857,000,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $139,940,790,272.00 | $29,255,100,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-225,319,190,528.00 | $43,481,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $158,694,146,048.00 | $51,356,800,000,000.00 |
