| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Confederacy of Eltran Space Pirates | $-182,535,552.00 | $19,377,200,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-1,386,711,936.00 | $36,674,700,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Privateers | $60,348,456.00 | $170,903,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-555,222,848.00 | $180,452,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-918,171,264.00 | $505,322,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-10,484,430,848.00 | $1,090,140,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $35,462,193,152.00 | $1,190,890,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $47,889,391,616.00 | $1,401,140,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-23,401,459,712.00 | $1,407,890,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-155,958,296,576.00 | $1,788,790,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-24,034,807,808.00 | $1,806,450,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-46,145,843,200.00 | $1,875,900,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-10,298,153,984.00 | $1,940,020,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $619,591,168.00 | $1,944,130,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-10,128,606,208.00 | $2,106,080,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-11,712,206,848.00 | $2,113,830,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-11,317,164,032.00 | $2,191,890,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-3,679,679,744.00 | $2,270,130,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-10,998,174,720.00 | $2,286,890,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-10,290,157,568.00 | $2,298,690,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-9,647,913,984.00 | $2,316,060,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-423,184,512.00 | $2,333,580,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-10,020,748,288.00 | $2,405,560,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-13,270,459,392.00 | $2,446,730,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-10,338,982,912.00 | $2,481,960,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $-21,591,848,960.00 | $2,487,440,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-5,500,561,408.00 | $2,504,240,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $91,831,336,960.00 | $2,578,260,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-19,225,167,872.00 | $2,610,180,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-8,043,105,792.00 | $2,617,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-8,275,976,192.00 | $2,689,710,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $106,779,205,632.00 | $2,699,290,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-7,858,396,160.00 | $2,765,710,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-7,922,354,176.00 | $2,788,240,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-16,714,242,048.00 | $2,811,920,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-20,300,425,216.00 | $2,854,460,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-1,716,848,256.00 | $2,872,150,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $11,879,664,640.00 | $2,904,150,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-1,121,366,528.00 | $2,928,180,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-15,924,497,408.00 | $2,936,080,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-13,211,363,328.00 | $2,951,220,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-4,788,716,544.00 | $2,954,260,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-14,954,098,688.00 | $2,987,550,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-3,023,723,008.00 | $2,994,380,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-1,153,874,176.00 | $3,012,860,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-6,040,218,624.00 | $3,017,890,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-5,067,680,768.00 | $3,091,930,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-565,815,168.00 | $3,119,890,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $4,439,494,656.00 | $3,125,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-5,714,099,200.00 | $3,144,850,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-20,781,160,448.00 | $3,232,160,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $596,939,456.00 | $3,234,890,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $598,754,880.00 | $3,243,870,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $13,950,001,152.00 | $3,251,890,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-3,289,940,224.00 | $3,257,980,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-13,452,334,080.00 | $3,288,420,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-12,824,812,544.00 | $3,304,050,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $620,144,896.00 | $3,360,580,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-8,892,081,152.00 | $3,362,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $625,733,312.00 | $3,390,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $1,199,185,408.00 | $3,396,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $10,200,611,840.00 | $3,401,820,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-10,669,367,296.00 | $3,467,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $15,532,004,352.00 | $3,509,090,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $-10,020,233,216.00 | $3,526,600,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $1,638,553,216.00 | $3,530,350,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-21,317,357,568.00 | $3,586,320,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-12,080,049,152.00 | $3,630,810,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $3,414,619,392.00 | $3,632,900,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-38,940,041,216.00 | $3,645,120,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-22,413,881,344.00 | $3,663,380,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $16,392,617,984.00 | $3,665,740,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $-20,438,716,416.00 | $3,689,590,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $16,669,107,200.00 | $3,691,930,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $19,926,790,144.00 | $3,716,900,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-18,690,295,808.00 | $3,727,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $3,520,931,328.00 | $3,746,000,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-27,331,647,488.00 | $3,760,950,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-6,379,165,696.00 | $3,779,510,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $2,021,408,512.00 | $3,784,810,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $3,052,953,088.00 | $3,787,350,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-7,779,746,816.00 | $3,787,470,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $10,415,111,168.00 | $3,832,410,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-8,505,329,664.00 | $3,872,240,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-2,322,827,264.00 | $3,885,730,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $3,672,398,336.00 | $3,907,090,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-6,367,133,184.00 | $3,928,050,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-17,627,736,064.00 | $3,937,780,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-16,522,189,824.00 | $3,966,340,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-8,712,484,864.00 | $3,966,550,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-26,909,507,584.00 | $3,982,660,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-40,002,842,624.00 | $3,990,560,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-723,793,984.00 | $3,990,750,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-36,620,259,328.00 | $4,009,450,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-19,308,582,912.00 | $4,014,900,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-6,591,323,136.00 | $4,021,540,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-29,461,610,496.00 | $4,024,540,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-19,357,949,952.00 | $4,025,180,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-7,314,513,408.00 | $4,025,640,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-1,550,276,224.00 | $4,048,110,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-29,651,247,104.00 | $4,050,450,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $-735,974,592.00 | $4,058,390,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,360,361,728.00 | $4,128,940,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-39,507,386,368.00 | $4,171,680,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-17,604,427,776.00 | $4,226,100,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-34,940,633,088.00 | $4,234,710,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-4,207,491,840.00 | $4,243,890,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-8,300,810,240.00 | $4,318,810,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-20,051,468,288.00 | $4,349,750,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-24,353,927,168.00 | $4,396,330,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $2,285,804,032.00 | $4,461,110,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $12,231,853,056.00 | $4,472,610,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-16,123,315,200.00 | $4,489,730,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $2,302,009,344.00 | $4,492,770,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-16,139,807,744.00 | $4,494,350,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $15,500,872,704.00 | $4,495,080,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-7,266,916,352.00 | $4,495,300,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $514,091,232.00 | $4,572,050,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $3,048,119,040.00 | $4,596,470,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $-14,275,733,504.00 | $4,639,720,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-6,198,424,064.00 | $4,648,470,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-16,770,582,528.00 | $4,669,970,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-33,223,780,352.00 | $4,679,970,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-34,569,166,848.00 | $4,693,450,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-5,025,811,968.00 | $4,696,660,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-134,542,286,848.00 | $4,707,600,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-26,125,414,400.00 | $4,715,170,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-14,675,950,592.00 | $4,769,780,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-16,912,123,904.00 | $4,772,240,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-14,705,930,240.00 | $4,779,530,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $1,498,363,648.00 | $4,815,260,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-15,215,636,480.00 | $4,862,430,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-88,707,563,520.00 | $4,864,150,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $17,987,356,672.00 | $4,869,370,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-25,245,235,200.00 | $4,889,440,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-8,048,866,816.00 | $4,965,530,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-46,081,056,768.00 | $5,045,280,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-13,206,562,816.00 | $5,048,950,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-67,369,594,880.00 | $5,063,460,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $3,800,633,600.00 | $5,091,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-68,304,277,504.00 | $5,109,590,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-45,584,961,536.00 | $5,154,360,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $28,941,234,176.00 | $5,178,800,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-30,433,140,736.00 | $5,187,350,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-26,807,869,440.00 | $5,192,040,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-28,909,072,384.00 | $5,218,630,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $21,480,398,848.00 | $5,229,280,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $4,976,939,008.00 | $5,244,140,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-358,917,111,808.00 | $5,266,480,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-46,039,285,760.00 | $5,303,840,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-23,776,542,720.00 | $5,311,340,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $9,764,834,304.00 | $5,323,980,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-31,354,572,800.00 | $5,344,420,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-56,420,188,160.00 | $5,361,720,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $14,575,289,344.00 | $5,363,180,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $-9,489,055,744.00 | $5,370,980,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-10,810,570,752.00 | $5,401,310,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-10,810,570,752.00 | $5,401,310,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-3,801,260,800.00 | $5,417,480,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-22,578,395,136.00 | $5,420,150,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $15,839,258,624.00 | $5,429,530,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-44,874,768,384.00 | $5,438,700,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-5,399,562,752.00 | $5,446,470,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-25,131,368,448.00 | $5,451,740,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-70,670,098,432.00 | $5,493,820,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-43,242,037,248.00 | $5,511,600,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $24,789,307,392.00 | $5,524,310,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-65,009,143,808.00 | $5,533,000,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-19,981,871,104.00 | $5,564,210,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-9,141,582,848.00 | $5,577,610,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-21,617,281,024.00 | $5,585,580,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-20,089,806,848.00 | $5,594,250,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-20,147,601,408.00 | $5,610,430,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-23,654,391,808.00 | $5,678,460,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-36,740,542,464.00 | $5,687,020,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-20,479,621,120.00 | $5,702,860,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-20,504,692,736.00 | $5,709,790,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-5,225,979,904.00 | $5,714,370,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-961,513,920.00 | $5,730,970,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-42,179,854,336.00 | $5,749,440,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-40,889,634,816.00 | $5,759,780,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $14,143,944,704.00 | $5,768,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-20,720,320,512.00 | $5,769,870,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-62,625,046,528.00 | $5,791,960,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $37,052,825,600.00 | $5,815,520,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $1,078,710,016.00 | $5,844,350,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $1,079,000,576.00 | $5,847,340,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-89,883,942,912.00 | $5,869,860,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $1,084,580,224.00 | $5,877,270,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $1,085,150,336.00 | $5,880,260,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $452,688,096.00 | $5,891,800,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-39,821,201,408.00 | $5,893,580,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-3,893,574,656.00 | $5,910,080,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-40,084,619,264.00 | $5,932,560,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $2,101,691,392.00 | $5,952,340,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $28,692,295,680.00 | $5,955,690,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-21,431,240,704.00 | $5,967,820,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $10,880,130,048.00 | $5,983,180,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $26,284,599,296.00 | $6,003,830,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $2,124,430,848.00 | $6,017,010,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-57,117,876,224.00 | $6,041,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-69,083,348,992.00 | $6,056,280,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-17,210,333,184.00 | $6,057,030,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-6,967,556,096.00 | $6,062,070,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-71,681,040,384.00 | $6,100,840,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-18,810,103,808.00 | $6,113,410,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-17,416,568,832.00 | $6,129,620,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-39,462,739,968.00 | $6,137,760,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $3,147,093,504.00 | $6,142,340,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-43,624,554,496.00 | $6,145,030,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-9,027,740,672.00 | $6,146,710,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-20,457,138,176.00 | $6,148,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-39,575,261,184.00 | $6,155,260,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-25,697,167,360.00 | $6,168,890,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-427,871,797,248.00 | $6,179,020,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-17,558,724,608.00 | $6,179,680,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-20,562,569,216.00 | $6,180,370,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-43,893,936,128.00 | $6,183,010,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-14,887,912,448.00 | $6,200,670,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-20,636,307,456.00 | $6,202,530,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-59,216,748,544.00 | $6,206,120,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-51,617,325,056.00 | $6,240,910,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-15,039,407,104.00 | $6,263,810,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-98,806,218,752.00 | $6,293,560,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $485,546,912.00 | $6,318,880,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-15,178,235,904.00 | $6,321,680,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $25,510,490,112.00 | $6,322,450,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-19,457,800,192.00 | $6,323,940,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $43,360,477,184.00 | $6,326,040,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-16,556,939,264.00 | $6,329,800,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $-16,684,338,176.00 | $6,355,380,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-16,650,595,328.00 | $6,365,730,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-16,697,833,472.00 | $6,383,700,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $155,824,226,304.00 | $6,442,140,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-140,336,300,032.00 | $6,442,670,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-3,868,417,024.00 | $6,471,590,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-86,496,493,568.00 | $6,479,600,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $5,238,945,792.00 | $6,499,270,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $36,573,478,912.00 | $6,544,460,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-13,124,018,176.00 | $6,557,160,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-14,524,811,264.00 | $6,612,710,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $8,658,869,248.00 | $6,615,910,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $24,535,255,040.00 | $6,654,230,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-17,456,599,040.00 | $6,673,750,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-2,619,791,872.00 | $6,681,220,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-15,772,462,080.00 | $6,715,410,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-13,466,153,984.00 | $6,728,190,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-110,258,692,096.00 | $6,832,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $37,414,076,416.00 | $6,850,870,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-1,247,368,064.00 | $6,876,720,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-34,559,467,520.00 | $6,892,350,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $8,243,926,016.00 | $6,917,440,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-50,752,991,232.00 | $6,918,050,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $40,949,161,984.00 | $6,946,190,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-21,466,023,936.00 | $6,976,650,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-37,992,304,640.00 | $7,004,780,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $41,347,022,848.00 | $7,013,710,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-3,900,905,728.00 | $7,015,190,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-12,777,199,616.00 | $7,032,160,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-29,304,360,960.00 | $7,034,770,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $155,090,845,696.00 | $7,070,320,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-143,732,752,384.00 | $7,116,460,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $9,358,987,264.00 | $7,150,650,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-11,577,420,800.00 | $7,161,580,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $58,690,640.00 | $7,187,320,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $168,846,163,968.00 | $7,188,680,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-11,786,557,440.00 | $7,191,420,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $45,343,358,976.00 | $7,199,330,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $157,932,077,056.00 | $7,199,860,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-14,473,097,216.00 | $7,231,180,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $127,495,954,432.00 | $7,290,940,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $5,342,915,584.00 | $7,317,070,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-81,289,936,896.00 | $7,332,750,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $10,417,987,584.00 | $7,334,140,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $163,633,971,200.00 | $7,343,190,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-82,818,392,064.00 | $7,348,010,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,628,298,240.00 | $7,374,260,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $5,389,886,976.00 | $7,381,550,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,687,190,528.00 | $7,419,480,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-111,452,061,696.00 | $7,442,000,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-103,507,140,608.00 | $7,450,760,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $2,631,174,912.00 | $7,451,970,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-58,866,044,928.00 | $7,474,820,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-54,982,664,192.00 | $7,494,550,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-42,590,175,232.00 | $7,513,610,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $3,870,463,744.00 | $7,554,450,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-79,593,717,760.00 | $7,563,940,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $3,890,011,392.00 | $7,592,440,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $11,582,404,608.00 | $7,593,080,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-25,281,882,112.00 | $7,598,810,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $26,290,128,896.00 | $7,623,820,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $5,568,033,792.00 | $7,625,350,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-80,273,563,648.00 | $7,628,530,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-209,016,160,256.00 | $7,631,630,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-7,727,111,168.00 | $7,652,040,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $2,701,826,816.00 | $7,652,130,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-76,812,984,320.00 | $7,679,100,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $5,610,591,744.00 | $7,683,550,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $51,260,538,880.00 | $7,683,860,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $48,460,554,240.00 | $7,694,270,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $12,531,836,928.00 | $7,700,660,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-44,852,523,008.00 | $7,703,860,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-56,805,502,976.00 | $7,712,410,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $24,873,703,424.00 | $7,718,280,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $54,250,319,872.00 | $7,731,020,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-25,734,754,304.00 | $7,734,960,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-134,733,864,960.00 | $7,748,940,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-27,881,605,120.00 | $7,764,020,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-61,296,103,424.00 | $7,783,390,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-125,668,548,608.00 | $7,787,950,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $38,324,322,304.00 | $7,790,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $14,322,018,304.00 | $7,804,190,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-57,324,052,480.00 | $7,813,720,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $189,186,899,968.00 | $7,832,730,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-81,387,487,232.00 | $7,841,950,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $57,635,303,424.00 | $7,853,220,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-78,621,278,208.00 | $7,859,930,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-37,808,107,520.00 | $7,929,910,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $-26,419,511,296.00 | $7,940,760,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-80,539,574,272.00 | $7,948,360,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-128,382,197,760.00 | $7,956,120,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-54,371,442,688.00 | $7,956,320,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $5,276,841,984.00 | $7,956,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-200,113,307,648.00 | $7,971,940,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-39,594,840,064.00 | $7,980,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-84,020,543,488.00 | $7,984,620,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-37,136,969,728.00 | $7,991,540,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $10,428,388,352.00 | $8,004,230,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $53,814,513,664.00 | $8,066,680,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-37,629,345,792.00 | $8,097,440,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-35,358,121,984.00 | $8,115,980,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $66,149,933,056.00 | $8,129,710,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-64,168,927,232.00 | $8,148,210,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $14,955,402,240.00 | $8,149,380,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-25,112,627,200.00 | $8,161,780,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $19,025,278,976.00 | $8,170,050,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $62,446,510,080.00 | $8,177,080,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-78,902,157,312.00 | $8,204,040,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-3,144,412,928.00 | $8,210,930,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-78,246,592,512.00 | $8,218,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $62,859,624,448.00 | $8,231,220,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-1,495,001,344.00 | $8,241,490,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-71,555,276,800.00 | $8,243,350,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-185,075,843,072.00 | $8,255,270,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $55,091,220,480.00 | $8,258,080,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $29,818,859,520.00 | $8,266,370,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-183,196,631,040.00 | $8,272,120,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-13,404,399,616.00 | $8,291,720,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-36,154,191,872.00 | $8,298,820,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $55,481,008,128.00 | $8,316,480,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-42,945,949,696.00 | $8,317,620,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-18,227,552,256.00 | $8,323,470,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $23,264,339,968.00 | $8,332,210,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $10,872,621,056.00 | $8,345,430,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-4,892,765,184.00 | $8,354,430,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $23,330,572,288.00 | $8,355,760,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-80,361,512,960.00 | $8,355,780,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $63,463,153,664.00 | $8,360,510,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $46,883,725,312.00 | $8,387,020,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $15,396,220,928.00 | $8,389,670,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $7,885,922,816.00 | $8,389,950,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $61,614,264,320.00 | $8,395,480,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $38,281,584,640.00 | $8,402,470,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-49,349,242,880.00 | $8,411,700,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $341,559,607,296.00 | $8,421,860,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-76,562,997,248.00 | $8,437,740,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-49,639,022,592.00 | $8,461,080,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $64,802,791,424.00 | $8,485,680,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $27,486,982,144.00 | $8,520,420,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-3,645,217,536.00 | $8,525,670,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $23,856,058,368.00 | $8,544,180,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-184,659,689,472.00 | $8,552,500,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-18,790,330,368.00 | $8,554,670,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-35,022,819,328.00 | $8,568,720,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-81,838,530,560.00 | $8,595,390,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-9,208,085,504.00 | $8,605,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-40,050,393,088.00 | $8,618,360,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $68,339,666,944.00 | $8,631,510,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $15,865,128,960.00 | $8,645,180,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-20,831,508,480.00 | $8,676,200,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $24,235,722,752.00 | $8,680,060,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $218,566,197,248.00 | $8,682,440,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-47,141,810,176.00 | $8,691,720,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-82,791,825,408.00 | $8,695,520,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $15,961,708,544.00 | $8,697,640,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-91,619,049,472.00 | $8,706,730,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $41,078,759,424.00 | $8,713,610,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-125,838,630,912.00 | $8,753,750,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-112,030,670,848.00 | $8,754,360,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-86,493,757,440.00 | $8,760,080,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $64,327,634,944.00 | $8,765,120,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-33,636,939,776.00 | $8,766,650,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-31,491,268,608.00 | $8,769,180,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-79,591,145,472.00 | $8,771,460,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $28,308,631,552.00 | $8,774,930,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-40,820,137,984.00 | $8,784,030,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-23,062,730,752.00 | $8,817,050,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-14,311,955,456.00 | $8,853,350,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-116,266,565,632.00 | $8,863,410,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-14,398,694,400.00 | $8,906,760,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $60,025,921,536.00 | $8,955,110,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-57,139,064,832.00 | $8,965,190,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $55,037,440,000.00 | $8,966,520,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-141,181,419,520.00 | $8,969,360,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-39,162,621,952.00 | $8,989,360,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-39,240,069,120.00 | $9,007,110,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-217,951,911,936.00 | $9,012,680,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $9,615,041,536.00 | $9,033,770,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $32,911,220,736.00 | $9,058,450,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $66,605,436,928.00 | $9,075,490,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-126,364,835,840.00 | $9,078,250,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $25,393,809,408.00 | $9,094,950,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-228,405,264,384.00 | $9,099,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $203,101,110,272.00 | $9,115,890,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $25,480,218,624.00 | $9,125,750,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $204,890,128,384.00 | $9,128,530,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-421,901,860,864.00 | $9,134,650,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $260,645,830,656.00 | $9,139,730,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $72,445,313,024.00 | $9,150,100,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-21,993,625,600.00 | $9,160,260,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $81,354,973,184.00 | $9,165,390,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-425,305,800,704.00 | $9,178,060,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $25,677,271,040.00 | $9,196,410,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-120,710,627,328.00 | $9,202,200,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-7,613,805,568.00 | $9,204,570,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-154,858,881,024.00 | $9,207,400,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-79,955,558,400.00 | $9,211,160,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-143,659,401,216.00 | $9,215,650,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $37,069,914,112.00 | $9,230,740,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-40,159,588,352.00 | $9,241,240,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $73,228,173,312.00 | $9,248,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-70,317,604,864.00 | $9,294,630,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-35,982,643,200.00 | $9,297,310,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-18,645,223,424.00 | $9,315,750,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-73,204,858,880.00 | $9,330,610,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-84,822,818,816.00 | $9,348,070,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $55,259,643,904.00 | $9,373,620,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $26,320,220,160.00 | $9,426,500,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $66,271,588,352.00 | $9,444,170,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-1,716,848,000.00 | $9,466,760,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-36,347,486,208.00 | $9,473,170,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $8,151,828,992.00 | $9,476,440,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-34,096,990,208.00 | $9,494,750,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-65,271,484,416.00 | $9,546,630,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-34,387,570,688.00 | $9,575,630,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-114,699,034,624.00 | $9,592,090,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-66,233,024,512.00 | $9,595,340,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-36,860,833,792.00 | $9,606,840,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $31,006,701,568.00 | $9,611,440,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $35,015,995,392.00 | $9,637,760,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $26,193,657,856.00 | $9,638,420,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $16,687,695,872.00 | $9,674,100,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-66,796,163,072.00 | $9,676,890,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-70,853,255,168.00 | $9,693,080,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-25,385,760,768.00 | $9,705,170,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-63,161,589,760.00 | $9,736,150,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $119,028,498,432.00 | $9,740,830,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $39,903,784,960.00 | $9,755,090,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-88,557,953,024.00 | $9,759,670,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-1,637,079,040.00 | $9,759,670,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-12,764,195,840.00 | $9,776,070,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-22,030,061,568.00 | $9,780,580,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $61,755,793,408.00 | $9,805,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-77,773,848,576.00 | $9,836,390,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $65,736,323,072.00 | $9,853,690,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-26,070,597,632.00 | $9,857,850,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $120,523,530,240.00 | $9,863,210,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-32,913,707,008.00 | $9,892,700,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $121,625,559,040.00 | $9,953,390,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $121,651,740,672.00 | $9,955,530,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-55,379,021,824.00 | $9,994,920,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-82,666,938,368.00 | $9,994,990,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-26,225,010,688.00 | $10,026,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $122,596,261,888.00 | $10,032,800,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $67,077,644,288.00 | $10,054,800,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $17,355,732,992.00 | $10,061,500,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $84,864,155,648.00 | $10,070,100,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-24,191,956,992.00 | $10,075,800,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $63,460,167,680.00 | $10,075,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-31,040,112,640.00 | $10,088,200,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $123,802,959,872.00 | $10,131,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-194,688,040,960.00 | $10,132,100,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $94,081,466,368.00 | $10,139,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $123,960,500,224.00 | $10,144,500,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-84,063,485,952.00 | $10,163,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $121,714,991,104.00 | $10,228,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-10,261,213,184.00 | $10,251,300,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-26,815,979,520.00 | $10,251,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $102,137,339,904.00 | $10,252,500,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $292,452,204,544.00 | $10,255,700,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-82,505,662,464.00 | $10,258,400,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-74,338,410,496.00 | $10,261,100,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $196,701,700,096.00 | $10,261,400,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-41,673,654,272.00 | $10,261,500,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-1,863,347,968.00 | $10,274,900,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-36,899,233,792.00 | $10,275,000,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $127,179,939,840.00 | $10,286,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-29,271,476,224.00 | $10,302,000,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $299,134,058,496.00 | $10,319,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $87,041,458,176.00 | $10,328,400,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-66,408,689,664.00 | $10,328,700,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $65,060,229,120.00 | $10,329,800,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-11,067,242,496.00 | $10,349,100,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-61,219,794,944.00 | $10,384,400,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $69,443,624,960.00 | $10,409,500,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $90,207,485,952.00 | $10,417,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $50,824,679,424.00 | $10,435,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-27,312,785,408.00 | $10,441,900,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $129,192,165,376.00 | $10,449,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $69,746,909,184.00 | $10,454,900,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $-8,967,907,328.00 | $10,464,100,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-383,070,339,072.00 | $10,471,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $130,101,714,944.00 | $10,523,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $97,723,498,496.00 | $10,532,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-50,653,065,216.00 | $10,532,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-114,876,145,664.00 | $10,554,100,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $56,365,133,824.00 | $10,555,200,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-27,948,640,256.00 | $10,568,100,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $7,008,886,784.00 | $10,568,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-77,039,861,760.00 | $10,580,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-60,067,569,664.00 | $10,596,800,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-187,223,900,160.00 | $10,603,200,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $18,316,644,352.00 | $10,618,500,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-101,672,165,376.00 | $10,620,300,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-86,059,515,904.00 | $10,623,600,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $129,915,478,016.00 | $10,631,800,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $67,013,869,568.00 | $10,640,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $46,662,172,672.00 | $10,667,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-55,095,762,944.00 | $10,670,800,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $130,493,210,624.00 | $10,679,100,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $132,417,486,848.00 | $10,710,500,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $133,976,178,688.00 | $10,720,900,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $10,555,032,576.00 | $10,734,800,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $22,280,646,656.00 | $10,736,800,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $67,682,037,760.00 | $10,746,200,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-51,690,549,248.00 | $10,748,200,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-49,960,689,664.00 | $10,751,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-50,035,036,160.00 | $10,767,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-20,714,295,296.00 | $10,777,100,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $312,557,043,712.00 | $10,782,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-47,020,097,536.00 | $10,792,900,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $72,055,242,752.00 | $10,801,000,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-41,843,601,408.00 | $10,811,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $21,543,292,928.00 | $10,812,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-34,453,614,592.00 | $10,821,300,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-15,914,457,088.00 | $10,835,700,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $41,951,203,328.00 | $10,846,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-82,127,855,616.00 | $10,855,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-39,067,439,104.00 | $10,878,900,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-28,787,124,224.00 | $10,885,000,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $137,508,995,072.00 | $10,895,200,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $72,704,540,672.00 | $10,898,300,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $96,761,233,408.00 | $10,901,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-54,095,450,112.00 | $10,903,500,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $314,261,307,392.00 | $10,906,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $136,461,172,736.00 | $10,919,700,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $80,190,840,832.00 | $10,926,600,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $10,743,990,272.00 | $10,927,300,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-108,250,980,352.00 | $10,946,900,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-59,758,370,816.00 | $10,963,000,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $83,757,285,376.00 | $10,967,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $134,664,331,264.00 | $11,020,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $-56,816,820,224.00 | $11,038,400,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $136,606,777,344.00 | $11,049,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-93,484,285,952.00 | $11,051,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-27,468,677,120.00 | $11,056,100,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $135,163,011,072.00 | $11,061,200,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $11,767,768,064.00 | $11,115,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-156,837,199,872.00 | $11,128,500,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-55,246,303,232.00 | $11,135,400,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-27,806,025,728.00 | $11,191,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $74,738,941,952.00 | $11,203,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-453,447,974,912.00 | $11,232,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-81,395,924,992.00 | $11,235,300,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $109,229,891,584.00 | $11,332,100,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $144,469,278,720.00 | $11,344,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $105,360,023,552.00 | $11,355,400,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-109,336,993,792.00 | $11,421,000,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $12,124,041,216.00 | $11,452,100,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $7,597,874,176.00 | $11,457,000,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $106,318,757,888.00 | $11,458,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-27,583,553,536.00 | $11,488,500,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-6,738,490,880.00 | $11,506,100,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $147,371,900,928.00 | $11,572,500,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-75,724,996,608.00 | $11,586,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-32,582,871,040.00 | $11,586,500,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-53,992,693,760.00 | $11,618,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $149,404,499,968.00 | $11,633,000,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-80,804,937,728.00 | $11,635,200,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $44,053,164,032.00 | $11,651,300,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $46,917,668,864.00 | $11,661,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $145,909,235,712.00 | $11,675,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-2,117,847,040.00 | $11,676,300,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $144,379,871,232.00 | $11,678,100,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $11,503,382,528.00 | $11,699,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $144,655,663,104.00 | $11,700,400,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $47,102,377,984.00 | $11,707,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $150,423,748,608.00 | $11,712,300,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-44,995,940,352.00 | $11,727,100,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $106,245,996,544.00 | $11,741,300,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-28,205,232,128.00 | $11,747,200,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-602,481,360,896.00 | $11,749,400,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-95,203,287,040.00 | $11,752,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-95,431,852,032.00 | $11,778,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $28,108,824,576.00 | $11,840,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $152,363,794,432.00 | $11,863,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $59,128,627,200.00 | $11,864,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-55,188,533,248.00 | $11,876,000,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-93,637,828,608.00 | $11,893,200,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-54,020,988,928.00 | $11,928,900,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $149,433,647,104.00 | $11,957,800,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $113,555,136,512.00 | $11,999,300,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $174,481,981,440.00 | $12,054,700,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-88,333,852,672.00 | $12,112,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $13,703,645,184.00 | $12,141,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $14,500,838,400.00 | $12,146,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-270,188,888,064.00 | $12,155,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $2,246,331,392.00 | $12,173,500,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-53,124,231,168.00 | $12,194,100,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-56,670,330,880.00 | $12,194,800,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $363,089,297,408.00 | $12,202,700,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $53,565,841,408.00 | $12,235,300,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $158,420,484,096.00 | $12,237,900,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $159,549,227,008.00 | $12,325,100,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $13,252,450,304.00 | $12,397,800,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-44,859,723,776.00 | $12,439,800,000,000.00 |
| The Army Airmen of Eltran Army Air Corps | $-147,475,890,176.00 | $12,448,800,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $161,738,670,080.00 | $12,494,300,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $13,231,601,664.00 | $12,498,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $8,298,660,864.00 | $12,513,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-49,265,958,912.00 | $12,524,100,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-417,403,437,056.00 | $12,581,700,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $12,435,960,832.00 | $12,648,000,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $159,722,373,120.00 | $12,655,200,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $412,748,480,512.00 | $12,723,600,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-400,281,698,304.00 | $12,890,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $162,895,331,328.00 | $12,906,600,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-52,841,218,048.00 | $12,928,300,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-378,630,569,984.00 | $12,948,200,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $230,545,817,600.00 | $13,030,200,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $147,302,219,776.00 | $13,037,800,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $171,726,536,704.00 | $13,078,200,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $14,766,298,112.00 | $13,082,400,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $116,535,271,424.00 | $13,128,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-134,524,936,192.00 | $13,155,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-44,540,801,024.00 | $13,212,200,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $169,691,168,768.00 | $13,212,500,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-92,204,343,296.00 | $13,223,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $173,754,269,696.00 | $13,232,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $172,572,098,560.00 | $13,233,300,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-26,882,627,584.00 | $13,431,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $174,054,047,744.00 | $13,445,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $110,029,012,992.00 | $13,450,200,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $19,197,587,456.00 | $13,515,100,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $176,208,920,576.00 | $13,612,100,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-195,806,904,320.00 | $13,621,000,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $16,472,293,376.00 | $13,798,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $97,068,998,656.00 | $13,833,000,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $185,117,736,960.00 | $13,846,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $19,563,782,144.00 | $13,852,900,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $144,682,926,080.00 | $13,919,700,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $54,662,766,592.00 | $13,992,900,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $19,829,778,432.00 | $14,041,100,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $183,126,294,528.00 | $14,042,700,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $21,556,492,288.00 | $14,131,800,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $119,225,434,112.00 | $14,147,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $16,942,663,680.00 | $14,216,600,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-42,705,223,680.00 | $14,271,800,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $143,309,930,496.00 | $14,618,000,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $241,480,138,752.00 | $14,701,100,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $133,616,730,112.00 | $14,710,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $194,695,299,072.00 | $14,827,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $17,809,850,368.00 | $14,944,000,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $198,976,143,360.00 | $14,967,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $17,839,828,992.00 | $14,969,200,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-25,186,580,480.00 | $15,367,300,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $22,068,967,424.00 | $15,536,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $217,657,901,056.00 | $15,830,600,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-61,105,053,696.00 | $15,925,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-238,537,441,280.00 | $15,958,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $29,654,804,480.00 | $16,400,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-22,527,469,568.00 | $16,431,000,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-113,007,083,520.00 | $16,538,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $41,340,071,936.00 | $16,560,800,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $234,285,826,048.00 | $16,797,100,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $11,354,838,016.00 | $17,122,100,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $29,599,844,352.00 | $17,205,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $122,622,468,096.00 | $17,474,700,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $28,161,716,224.00 | $17,788,700,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $34,513,977,344.00 | $18,088,800,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-65,948,434,432.00 | $18,533,000,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $594,039,209,984.00 | $19,854,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $271,221,604,352.00 | $21,705,700,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $394,239,770,624.00 | $22,282,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $97,477,918,720.00 | $23,113,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $437,199,699,968.00 | $24,941,100,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $123,287,937,024.00 | $26,058,600,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-206,943,780,864.00 | $39,476,300,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $-340,284,243,968.00 | $43,241,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $146,916,704,256.00 | $47,368,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Scientific Sections of Bracksnit | $571,360,280,576.00 | $92,949,800,000,000.00 |
