| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $546,765,376.00 | $163,145,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Adam Jones | $-4,387,001,856.00 | $219,383,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-4,324,412,928.00 | $223,607,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-1,380,976,000.00 | $353,794,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-31,159,984,128.00 | $828,394,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $41,236,078,592.00 | $1,379,070,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $55,385,047,040.00 | $1,615,450,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-2,680,920,832.00 | $1,751,780,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Privateers | $995,910,656.00 | $2,000,310,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-6,227,651,072.00 | $2,116,930,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-11,945,369,600.00 | $2,277,060,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $7,905,774,080.00 | $2,321,530,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-52,958,564,352.00 | $2,396,800,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-25,148,461,056.00 | $2,659,900,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-4,608,950,272.00 | $2,710,420,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $107,357,749,248.00 | $3,005,070,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-40,471,863,296.00 | $3,088,590,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-233,625,436,160.00 | $3,110,550,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $123,756,699,648.00 | $3,119,720,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-19,599,593,472.00 | $3,650,200,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-17,281,994,752.00 | $3,717,560,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-18,816,948,224.00 | $3,765,250,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-5,685,328,896.00 | $3,887,580,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-18,160,832,512.00 | $3,906,630,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $12,257,062,912.00 | $3,917,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-17,203,812,352.00 | $3,981,480,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-92,741,544.00 | $4,010,410,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $-36,067,192,832.00 | $4,018,320,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-16,153,581,568.00 | $4,023,700,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-21,670,803,456.00 | $4,110,280,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-16,653,169,664.00 | $4,148,140,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-12,226,801,664.00 | $4,196,080,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-16,854,919,168.00 | $4,198,360,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-21,742,661,632.00 | $4,350,640,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-28,615,282,688.00 | $4,542,260,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-21,275,105,280.00 | $4,576,570,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $20,583,612,416.00 | $4,590,590,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-19,859,099,648.00 | $4,595,970,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-24,362,723,328.00 | $4,620,880,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-13,596,101,632.00 | $4,621,650,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-32,976,095,232.00 | $4,723,390,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-22,997,680,128.00 | $4,733,710,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-27,423,045,632.00 | $4,755,270,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-12,908,566,528.00 | $4,763,660,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-12,996,872,192.00 | $4,796,200,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-4,194,909,952.00 | $4,812,480,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-103,274,299,392.00 | $4,819,520,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-30,134,829,056.00 | $4,868,430,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $21,113,747,456.00 | $4,953,440,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-2,140,706,816.00 | $4,988,750,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-4,424,605,184.00 | $5,076,110,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-1,120,907,776.00 | $5,103,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-9,637,975,040.00 | $5,120,550,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-54,125,604,864.00 | $5,150,470,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-1,132,880,384.00 | $5,157,940,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-16,681,795,584.00 | $5,232,030,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-34,807,881,728.00 | $5,255,140,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-35,168,198,656.00 | $5,309,560,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-122,917,096.00 | $5,313,390,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $-15,641,055,232.00 | $5,316,720,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-8,159,174,656.00 | $5,350,150,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $1,767,293,184.00 | $5,368,170,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $8,258,738,688.00 | $5,368,180,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-9,184,207,872.00 | $5,401,080,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-23,695,460,352.00 | $5,483,800,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-10,323,421,184.00 | $5,484,720,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-17,499,351,040.00 | $5,488,530,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $3,517,553,408.00 | $5,530,990,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $1,850,960,000.00 | $5,548,920,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $1,865,767,296.00 | $5,593,810,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,598,247,936.00 | $5,594,150,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-26,195,175,424.00 | $5,634,910,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-26,262,048,768.00 | $5,649,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $1,899,936,384.00 | $5,695,570,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-22,805,084,160.00 | $5,722,390,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $1,911,991,936.00 | $5,731,490,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $2,858,213,888.00 | $5,740,700,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-24,904,069,120.00 | $5,763,500,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $31,959,109,632.00 | $5,778,790,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-31,487,408,128.00 | $5,810,520,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-14,528,862,208.00 | $5,815,460,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-30,852,915,200.00 | $5,851,850,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-31,349,518,336.00 | $5,887,200,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-28,890,558,464.00 | $5,897,150,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $93,943,709,696.00 | $5,907,180,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-77,447,151,616.00 | $5,910,350,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-12,276,660,224.00 | $5,918,210,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-4,986,527,744.00 | $5,922,280,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-23,779,100,672.00 | $5,923,110,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-23,814,180,864.00 | $5,931,840,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $-1,310,451,712.00 | $5,966,600,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-48,393,576,448.00 | $5,972,740,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $27,358,263,296.00 | $5,987,520,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-12,472,453,120.00 | $6,012,530,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-1,325,939,200.00 | $6,037,630,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-10,387,688,448.00 | $6,039,590,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-142,036,336.00 | $6,142,110,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-11,564,469,248.00 | $6,144,100,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-44,415,930,368.00 | $6,173,980,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $28,709,586,944.00 | $6,226,450,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-33,435,148,288.00 | $6,226,930,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-1,370,020,096.00 | $6,237,070,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-64,409,210,880.00 | $6,240,760,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-21,622,179,840.00 | $6,269,880,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-21,653,852,160.00 | $6,279,120,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-45,396,619,264.00 | $6,293,690,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-21,789,472,768.00 | $6,318,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $6,803,224,576.00 | $6,358,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $5,981,648,896.00 | $6,366,530,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $29,618,860,032.00 | $6,369,040,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $-192,644,944.00 | $6,384,380,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-52,011,782,144.00 | $6,419,290,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-116,150,394,880.00 | $6,424,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $6,909,682,688.00 | $6,457,810,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $4,272,628,736.00 | $6,458,470,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-32,320,307,200.00 | $6,467,230,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-12,469,824,512.00 | $6,484,300,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-22,442,944,512.00 | $6,507,910,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-7,492,824,576.00 | $6,537,690,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-10,987,817,984.00 | $6,540,420,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $7,016,140,288.00 | $6,557,220,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-9,600,864,256.00 | $6,564,910,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-45,726,507,008.00 | $6,567,570,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-47,334,248,448.00 | $6,630,820,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-5,905,660,416.00 | $6,639,780,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-41,253,621,760.00 | $6,645,490,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $19,769,655,296.00 | $6,650,300,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-59,729,960,960.00 | $6,654,630,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-22,763,737,088.00 | $6,672,330,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-46,107,279,360.00 | $6,680,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-19,658,702,848.00 | $6,682,490,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-88,402,354,176.00 | $6,690,730,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-19,687,229,440.00 | $6,692,250,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-19,694,833,664.00 | $6,694,680,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $17,129,829,376.00 | $6,696,890,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $5,363,499,008.00 | $6,702,880,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-14,043,486,208.00 | $6,769,830,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-6,028,573,184.00 | $6,778,160,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $3,393,407,744.00 | $6,815,540,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $10,990,353,408.00 | $6,834,430,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-48,744,378,368.00 | $6,854,920,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $4,515,392,000.00 | $6,912,690,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-59,171,934,208.00 | $6,939,130,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-7,960,112,128.00 | $6,956,530,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $7,492,709,888.00 | $7,002,820,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-30,269,458,432.00 | $7,005,190,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-17,579,956,224.00 | $7,067,380,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $32,999,493,632.00 | $7,156,840,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-6,030,318,080.00 | $7,162,080,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-28,783,876,096.00 | $7,169,740,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $19,165,042,688.00 | $7,173,260,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-3,993,667,072.00 | $7,177,290,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-58,167,926,784.00 | $7,179,090,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $-16,341,350,400.00 | $7,180,200,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-497,053,892,608.00 | $7,198,870,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-81,291,329,536.00 | $7,221,630,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-55,973,793,792.00 | $7,268,170,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-84,450,295,808.00 | $7,275,730,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $30,850,756,608.00 | $7,295,630,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-47,196,459,008.00 | $7,302,810,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-39,585,218,560.00 | $7,304,800,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-113,865,752,576.00 | $7,306,960,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-27,369,469,952.00 | $7,350,400,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $6,913,643,008.00 | $7,358,590,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-25,543,272,448.00 | $7,406,910,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-54,294,515,712.00 | $7,415,440,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $14,817,489,920.00 | $7,420,650,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $-15,401,752,576.00 | $7,424,710,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-25,615,007,744.00 | $7,427,710,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $26,834,057,216.00 | $7,451,850,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-38,435,299,328.00 | $7,457,410,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-160,851,148,800.00 | $7,466,820,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-98,525,503,488.00 | $7,476,330,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-83,264,880,640.00 | $7,481,780,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-24,131,692,544.00 | $7,488,750,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-25,917,919,232.00 | $7,515,530,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $21,683,621,888.00 | $7,532,090,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-14,181,495,808.00 | $7,534,600,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $184,450,727,936.00 | $7,542,560,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-26,021,324,800.00 | $7,545,570,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-24,140,449,792.00 | $7,571,360,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-26,212,720,640.00 | $7,601,040,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-24,352,505,856.00 | $7,637,860,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-53,196,132,352.00 | $7,640,400,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $23,516,176,384.00 | $7,651,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-81,778,540,544.00 | $7,658,830,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-14,425,782,272.00 | $7,664,270,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-1,370,373,760.00 | $7,789,110,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-4,085,405,952.00 | $7,794,190,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $1,645,283,200.00 | $7,802,580,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $-13,279,450,112.00 | $7,809,410,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-51,824,427,008.00 | $7,824,220,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-11,941,861,376.00 | $7,830,330,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $12,857,725,952.00 | $7,836,340,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-52,001,746,944.00 | $7,851,030,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-31,763,853,312.00 | $7,912,040,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-31,816,480,768.00 | $7,925,140,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $45,382,135,808.00 | $7,972,700,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-21,686,046,720.00 | $8,002,840,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-23,583,430,656.00 | $8,016,550,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-127,988,695,040.00 | $8,033,330,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-50,795,573,248.00 | $8,063,100,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-25,760,927,744.00 | $8,079,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-20,102,270,976.00 | $8,081,400,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-56,433,958,912.00 | $8,083,430,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-21,916,721,152.00 | $8,087,950,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-21,957,482,496.00 | $8,102,970,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $49,658,167,296.00 | $8,118,450,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-51,220,934,656.00 | $8,130,590,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $12,510,382,080.00 | $8,131,550,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-2,689,349,632.00 | $8,143,590,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $180,832,108,544.00 | $8,157,320,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $2,729,347,584.00 | $8,182,710,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $2,729,347,584.00 | $8,182,710,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $50,053,238,784.00 | $8,182,990,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $53,333,254,144.00 | $8,183,220,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $5,420,206,592.00 | $8,192,970,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-163,639,820,288.00 | $8,195,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-58,617,286,656.00 | $8,211,360,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-9,885,896,704.00 | $8,261,520,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-22,023,532,544.00 | $8,275,080,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $183,488,561,152.00 | $8,277,140,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $34,610,831,360.00 | $8,311,750,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-20,683,151,360.00 | $8,315,020,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-77,707,755,520.00 | $8,343,920,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-18,994,147,328.00 | $8,345,770,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-19,006,156,800.00 | $8,351,030,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $16,260,145,152.00 | $8,368,870,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-20,817,412,096.00 | $8,368,930,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-20,830,205,952.00 | $8,374,060,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-326,865,190,912.00 | $8,374,570,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $32,611,801,088.00 | $8,375,380,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $13,485,518,848.00 | $8,386,040,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $4,187,524,608.00 | $8,410,860,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $4,189,065,216.00 | $8,413,940,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-29,049,919,488.00 | $8,423,770,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $54,888,411,136.00 | $8,429,910,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $189,641,195,520.00 | $8,441,600,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-21,157,652,480.00 | $8,468,670,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-11,507,913,728.00 | $8,478,860,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-251,216,134,144.00 | $8,499,460,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $4,237,978,624.00 | $8,512,490,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-3,660,324,352.00 | $8,530,610,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-12,135,176,192.00 | $8,532,850,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-93,151,461,376.00 | $8,565,410,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $2,822,278,400.00 | $8,572,940,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $8,057,484,288.00 | $8,583,460,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $22,966,738,944.00 | $8,596,250,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-27,452,098,560.00 | $8,610,010,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $8,092,752,384.00 | $8,621,210,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-27,522,510,848.00 | $8,632,180,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-60,219,314,176.00 | $8,649,160,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $5,650,780,160.00 | $8,651,160,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-27,613,349,888.00 | $8,660,680,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-128,640,589,824.00 | $8,704,010,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $-128,829,800,448.00 | $8,716,810,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-18,102,114,304.00 | $8,726,390,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-119,902,650,368.00 | $8,750,490,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-16,492,406,784.00 | $8,762,310,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-67,399,544,832.00 | $8,788,040,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-238,913,765,376.00 | $8,793,210,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $12,595,513,344.00 | $8,810,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-151,580,983,296.00 | $8,825,490,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-19,674,302,464.00 | $8,827,860,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-48,955,301,888.00 | $8,837,840,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-16,648,208,384.00 | $8,845,080,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-91,365,425,152.00 | $8,852,590,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-26,077,573,120.00 | $8,864,460,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $1,871,101,568.00 | $8,872,860,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $8,330,043,904.00 | $8,874,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-26,144,856,064.00 | $8,887,220,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $58,040,258,560.00 | $8,914,020,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-153,215,107,072.00 | $8,920,650,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-92,219,547,648.00 | $8,935,420,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $61,803,081,728.00 | $8,988,260,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-143,723,397,120.00 | $9,020,900,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $30,274,533,376.00 | $9,036,900,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $216,915,116,032.00 | $9,049,630,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-88,919,097,344.00 | $9,065,460,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-51,684,769,792.00 | $9,069,720,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $65,525,678,080.00 | $9,082,470,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $8,536,464,384.00 | $9,085,500,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $44,551,405,568.00 | $9,089,840,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $36,647,350,272.00 | $9,090,440,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $18,524,018,688.00 | $9,130,910,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $222,360,403,968.00 | $9,132,540,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-65,418,006,528.00 | $9,164,040,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-66,179,158,016.00 | $9,199,080,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-8,262,207,488.00 | $9,217,030,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-48,598,929,408.00 | $9,217,760,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $69,449,293,824.00 | $9,223,720,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-90,558,300,160.00 | $9,232,540,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-15,737,553,920.00 | $9,254,960,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-96,032,301,056.00 | $9,304,820,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $14,004,201,472.00 | $9,313,750,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-37,396,774,912.00 | $9,315,130,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-232,384,643,072.00 | $9,325,370,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-41,538,674,688.00 | $9,337,550,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $64,268,062,720.00 | $9,346,810,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-43,846,696,960.00 | $9,418,780,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-23,456,739,328.00 | $9,430,020,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-42,017,296,384.00 | $9,445,170,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $1,528,610,688.00 | $9,454,770,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $79,073,869,824.00 | $9,458,040,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-63,065,858,048.00 | $9,458,160,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-94,288,543,744.00 | $9,462,250,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-14,438,334,464.00 | $9,467,420,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $19,241,316,352.00 | $9,484,640,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-12,894,134,272.00 | $9,499,980,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $65,506,615,296.00 | $9,526,900,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-201,923,821,568.00 | $9,536,610,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-32,931,231,744.00 | $9,549,250,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $65,808,265,216.00 | $9,570,710,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $75,142,242,304.00 | $9,608,180,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-89,694,609,408.00 | $9,609,240,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $14,497,218,560.00 | $9,641,950,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-13,718,149,120.00 | $9,645,980,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $3,219,533,056.00 | $9,652,250,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $75,579,572,224.00 | $9,664,130,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $19,674,478,592.00 | $9,697,890,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-40,463,679,488.00 | $9,713,690,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-91,852,341,248.00 | $9,715,040,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-95,305,515,008.00 | $9,716,560,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $396,048,269,312.00 | $9,720,570,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-92,116,779,008.00 | $9,742,990,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $28,976,021,504.00 | $9,747,140,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $29,003,016,192.00 | $9,756,200,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $73,506,594,816.00 | $9,762,600,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-11,682,333,696.00 | $9,763,060,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-11,704,132,608.00 | $9,781,160,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-2,154,030,848.00 | $9,806,370,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-218,437,484,544.00 | $9,811,140,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-49,176,502,272.00 | $9,840,220,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-228,836,432.00 | $9,891,780,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-88,133,713,920.00 | $9,909,760,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $77,541,539,840.00 | $9,915,030,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-84,603,535,360.00 | $9,921,540,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-93,872,726,016.00 | $9,928,710,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $35,725,922,304.00 | $9,946,480,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $14,236,409,856.00 | $9,958,270,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-44,335,398,912.00 | $9,966,200,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $29,638,643,712.00 | $9,970,020,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-102,922,625,024.00 | $9,972,410,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $33,914,691,584.00 | $9,972,490,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-93,200,285,696.00 | $9,984,800,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $20,282,210,304.00 | $9,997,460,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-57,235,660,800.00 | $10,022,300,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $20,333,062,144.00 | $10,022,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-39,128,014,848.00 | $10,024,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $14,368,407,552.00 | $10,050,500,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $5,006,657,536.00 | $10,055,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $6,568,991,744.00 | $10,057,100,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-57,459,261,440.00 | $10,061,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-8,950,268,928.00 | $10,063,400,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $72,616,632,320.00 | $10,065,500,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $36,189,396,992.00 | $10,075,500,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-8,786,197,504.00 | $10,079,800,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-32,167,211,008.00 | $10,088,800,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-29,696,294,912.00 | $10,094,500,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-94,302,183,424.00 | $10,102,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $81,788,829,696.00 | $10,103,300,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $30,047,905,792.00 | $10,107,700,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $37,892,702,208.00 | $10,113,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $14,458,142,720.00 | $10,113,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $256,461,864,960.00 | $10,116,500,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $76,211,625,984.00 | $10,121,800,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $14,473,792,512.00 | $10,124,200,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-45,117,673,472.00 | $10,142,200,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $6,628,784,640.00 | $10,149,000,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-19,102,662,656.00 | $10,149,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-143,793,094,656.00 | $10,169,100,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-90,525,024,256.00 | $10,178,600,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-218,514,096,128.00 | $10,191,400,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-14,517,236,736.00 | $10,207,700,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-32,641,572,864.00 | $10,237,600,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $34,876,608,512.00 | $10,255,100,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-14,600,387,584.00 | $10,266,300,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-37,700,104,192.00 | $10,301,800,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-59,503,280,128.00 | $10,325,400,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-160,008,421,376.00 | $10,326,700,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $50,347,991,040.00 | $10,340,200,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-106,094,379,008.00 | $10,353,500,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-133,600,002,048.00 | $10,362,800,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-54,646,304,768.00 | $10,364,700,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-64,211,652,608.00 | $10,373,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-43,281,641,472.00 | $10,390,100,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-43,318,693,888.00 | $10,399,000,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-132,089,454,592.00 | $10,444,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-260,825,038,848.00 | $10,466,700,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $82,115,436,544.00 | $10,499,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $8,427,282,432.00 | $10,531,400,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-144,925,720,576.00 | $10,545,600,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $31,427,102,720.00 | $10,571,600,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-253,546,938,368.00 | $10,580,400,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $40,260,255,744.00 | $10,587,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-489,079,242,752.00 | $10,607,600,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $85,988,032,512.00 | $10,622,000,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $31,582,969,856.00 | $10,624,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $34,320,691,200.00 | $10,630,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $17,447,555,072.00 | $10,633,900,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $7,509,573,632.00 | $10,637,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $241,347,149,824.00 | $10,646,600,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-34,067,531,776.00 | $10,684,900,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-24,323,497,984.00 | $10,687,400,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-6,984,654,848.00 | $10,700,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $240,371,007,488.00 | $10,713,400,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $86,728,228,864.00 | $10,713,400,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $308,053,508,096.00 | $10,719,500,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-138,359,570,432.00 | $10,732,000,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $13,016,367,104.00 | $10,733,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $53,024,247,808.00 | $10,744,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $45,033,836,544.00 | $10,773,300,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $50,178,056,192.00 | $10,789,900,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-96,017,162,240.00 | $10,796,200,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $97,595,129,856.00 | $10,803,600,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-26,902,878,208.00 | $10,815,400,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $74,000,580,608.00 | $10,816,600,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-497,102,815,232.00 | $10,831,100,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-45,900,328,960.00 | $10,835,000,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Maxtopian Automobiles | $32,283,592,704.00 | $10,859,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $32,305,084,416.00 | $10,867,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-34,651,074,560.00 | $10,867,800,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-92,695,232,512.00 | $10,870,400,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $88,359,829,504.00 | $10,914,900,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $18,791,876,608.00 | $10,927,500,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $66,957,455,360.00 | $10,946,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-81,245,880,320.00 | $10,967,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-5,344,919,040.00 | $10,973,600,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-169,622,388,736.00 | $10,979,900,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-40,279,113,728.00 | $11,006,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $85,096,038,400.00 | $11,020,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-41,083,813,888.00 | $11,033,500,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-183,646,502,912.00 | $11,039,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $37,632,331,776.00 | $11,065,600,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-85,319,614,464.00 | $11,078,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $-253,898,457,088.00 | $11,107,200,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $52,098,646,016.00 | $11,113,300,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-40,718,938,112.00 | $11,126,900,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-130,986,180,608.00 | $11,156,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-99,562,340,352.00 | $11,194,800,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $80,777,191,424.00 | $11,196,600,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $42,602,643,456.00 | $11,203,800,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-75,779,891,200.00 | $11,205,600,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-25,634,600,960.00 | $11,263,600,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-76,303,654,912.00 | $11,283,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-39,036,067,840.00 | $11,319,500,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-23,509,612,544.00 | $11,333,400,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-81,408,442,368.00 | $11,367,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-72,181,710,848.00 | $11,379,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-75,660,574,720.00 | $11,383,200,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $141,747,093,504.00 | $11,405,000,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $13,641,695,232.00 | $11,408,300,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-39,395,000,320.00 | $11,423,500,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-23,329,024,000.00 | $11,424,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-88,695,595,008.00 | $11,453,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-21,565,972,480.00 | $11,457,800,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $74,770,243,584.00 | $11,483,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-61,851,213,824.00 | $11,519,100,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $79,607,357,440.00 | $11,577,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-220,468,019,200.00 | $11,611,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $144,762,847,232.00 | $11,647,700,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $144,869,851,136.00 | $11,656,300,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-29,169,471,488.00 | $11,675,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-270,199,072.00 | $11,683,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $145,563,500,544.00 | $11,712,100,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-29,182,820,352.00 | $11,731,900,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $76,397,051,904.00 | $11,733,400,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-91,153,317,888.00 | $11,744,400,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-37,566,099,456.00 | $11,782,200,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $338,423,119,872.00 | $11,783,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $143,021,473,792.00 | $11,795,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $-103,499,284,480.00 | $11,799,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $146,711,248,896.00 | $11,804,400,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $33,985,376,256.00 | $11,805,300,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $229,714,264,064.00 | $11,806,800,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $81,183,907,840.00 | $11,807,000,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $147,111,591,936.00 | $11,836,600,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-46,321,983,488.00 | $11,847,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $102,119,653,376.00 | $11,882,300,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $112,047,570,944.00 | $11,885,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $2,511,390,464.00 | $11,908,900,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $150,205,710,336.00 | $11,954,800,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-276,423,616.00 | $11,955,100,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $77,874,536,448.00 | $11,960,300,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-84,912,021,504.00 | $11,973,100,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $150,457,860,096.00 | $11,974,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-71,909,269,504.00 | $11,984,100,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $349,847,257,088.00 | $11,984,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-35,392,679,936.00 | $12,030,900,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $151,382,966,272.00 | $12,048,500,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $106,380,861,440.00 | $12,059,200,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-27,550,767,104.00 | $12,105,600,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-93,797,941,248.00 | $12,112,200,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-17,232,424,960.00 | $12,116,900,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-10,935,222,272.00 | $12,135,100,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $83,459,538,944.00 | $12,137,900,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $-212,104,019,968.00 | $12,142,800,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $83,593,306,112.00 | $12,157,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $122,884,800,512.00 | $12,171,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-56,593,772,544.00 | $12,174,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-130,027,536,384.00 | $12,178,900,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $33,853,499,392.00 | $12,193,900,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $153,400,147,968.00 | $12,209,000,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-445,934,305,280.00 | $12,244,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-33,184,012,288.00 | $12,245,800,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $79,867,527,168.00 | $12,266,400,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-77,358,661,632.00 | $12,279,600,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $55,688,544,256.00 | $12,283,600,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-30,568,441,856.00 | $12,289,000,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $67,425,579,008.00 | $12,289,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $115,875,053,568.00 | $12,291,800,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $325,027,397,632.00 | $12,292,800,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-70,951,641,088.00 | $12,312,000,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $-97,513,955,328.00 | $12,321,400,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $153,169,707,008.00 | $12,324,100,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $89,018,335,232.00 | $12,338,900,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $80,477,675,520.00 | $12,360,100,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-215,929,307,136.00 | $12,361,800,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-57,511,022,592.00 | $12,371,300,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $153,837,289,472.00 | $12,377,800,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-98,234,662,912.00 | $12,412,400,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-31,013,668,864.00 | $12,413,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $362,744,676,352.00 | $12,426,200,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-30,957,867,008.00 | $12,445,600,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $85,646,548,992.00 | $12,455,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-21,467,129,856.00 | $12,481,500,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $156,846,194,688.00 | $12,483,300,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-326,854,508,544.00 | $12,500,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-37,850,628,096.00 | $12,518,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-125,375,676,416.00 | $12,519,200,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-55,780,171,776.00 | $12,538,900,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-46,706,188,288.00 | $12,543,500,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $363,201,789,952.00 | $12,545,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-92,938,354,688.00 | $12,545,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-55,820,476,416.00 | $12,548,000,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $159,414,173,696.00 | $12,561,400,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $86,538,854,400.00 | $12,585,700,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $113,714,716,672.00 | $12,588,100,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-119,097,221,120.00 | $12,604,900,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-122,386,694,144.00 | $12,632,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-60,113,620,992.00 | $12,643,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-52,709,113,856.00 | $12,653,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-104,793,063,424.00 | $12,710,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $158,000,791,552.00 | $12,712,800,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $51,604,922,368.00 | $12,714,300,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-31,782,447,104.00 | $12,721,500,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-43,897,831,424.00 | $12,729,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-43,905,400,832.00 | $12,731,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $161,732,526,080.00 | $12,744,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $161,732,526,080.00 | $12,744,100,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $158,428,250,112.00 | $12,747,200,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-63,764,795,392.00 | $12,759,200,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $160,432,668,672.00 | $12,768,700,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $163,596,271,616.00 | $12,772,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-177,490,247,680.00 | $12,784,100,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $15,080,576,000.00 | $12,798,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $23,572,238,336.00 | $12,843,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $54,770,712,576.00 | $12,849,700,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-61,123,039,232.00 | $12,855,300,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $100,640,628,736.00 | $12,868,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-517,398,396,928.00 | $12,871,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $88,665,841,664.00 | $12,895,100,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $377,011,830,784.00 | $12,915,000,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-15,456,368,640.00 | $12,916,900,000,000.00 |
| The Terminal Touchscreen Allergy of Ban My Apps | $67,062,886,400.00 | $12,930,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-91,713,347,584.00 | $12,932,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-30,328,717,312.00 | $12,948,200,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $16,216,983,552.00 | $13,010,500,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-69,310,251,008.00 | $13,015,900,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $23,902,029,824.00 | $13,023,300,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-30,674,817,024.00 | $13,095,800,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $10,484,030,464.00 | $13,101,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $14,293,933,056.00 | $13,101,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $123,551,006,720.00 | $13,106,100,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-17,864,828,928.00 | $13,162,400,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $128,924,516,352.00 | $13,182,700,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $24,254,074,880.00 | $13,215,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-35,522,195,456.00 | $13,347,100,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $16,642,787,328.00 | $13,351,900,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-90,948,517,888.00 | $13,381,300,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-59,650,121,728.00 | $13,409,000,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $10,733,566,976.00 | $13,413,900,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $169,005,760,512.00 | $13,451,100,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $53,568,491,520.00 | $13,461,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $169,174,417,408.00 | $13,464,500,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-85,784,772,608.00 | $13,485,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-12,117,014,528.00 | $13,517,500,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $174,681,980,928.00 | $13,524,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-30,832,625,664.00 | $13,547,400,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $15,977,530,368.00 | $13,559,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $177,636,425,728.00 | $13,645,000,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-60,826,521,600.00 | $13,673,200,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $127,376,588,800.00 | $13,708,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $57,594,863,616.00 | $13,709,800,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-105,617,383,424.00 | $13,720,100,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-134,992,240,640.00 | $13,721,500,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-50,284,580,864.00 | $13,740,900,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-701,762,109,440.00 | $13,748,600,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $179,069,632,512.00 | $13,755,100,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $129,908,588,544.00 | $13,780,500,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $174,939,291,648.00 | $13,784,700,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $68,866,777,088.00 | $13,842,100,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $180,270,252,032.00 | $13,847,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-321,068,960.00 | $13,885,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $178,689,081,344.00 | $13,950,900,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-99,284,713,472.00 | $13,959,300,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-62,173,593,600.00 | $13,976,100,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-308,891,222,016.00 | $14,008,000,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-61,241,737,216.00 | $14,015,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-58,655,211,520.00 | $14,080,800,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $11,266,945,024.00 | $14,080,800,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-6,872,348,160.00 | $14,108,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $29,675,358,208.00 | $14,156,700,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $207,290,974,208.00 | $14,172,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $18,578,153,472.00 | $14,185,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $19,481,546,752.00 | $14,235,800,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $188,636,479,488.00 | $14,383,500,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-475,039,793,152.00 | $14,385,600,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $17,971,548,160.00 | $14,417,900,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $17,297,786,880.00 | $14,465,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $11,578,523,648.00 | $14,469,600,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-33,030,547,456.00 | $14,513,000,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $17,105,164,288.00 | $14,517,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $4,842,713,600.00 | $14,518,800,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-49,907,511,296.00 | $14,530,000,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $190,855,561,216.00 | $14,552,700,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $73,045,221,376.00 | $14,556,100,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $476,156,100,608.00 | $14,573,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-64,597,573,632.00 | $14,688,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-55,526,400,000.00 | $14,693,100,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $66,495,590,400.00 | $14,695,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $189,578,330,112.00 | $14,801,100,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $196,122,083,328.00 | $14,851,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-58,010,439,680.00 | $14,861,800,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $35,880,677,376.00 | $14,948,400,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $19,728,205,824.00 | $15,063,600,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $18,125,987,840.00 | $15,158,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $197,436,719,104.00 | $15,166,000,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-441,005,375,488.00 | $15,191,500,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $273,238,589,440.00 | $15,265,500,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $138,358,308,864.00 | $15,316,000,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $203,032,461,312.00 | $15,375,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-49,718,202,368.00 | $15,436,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $205,380,206,592.00 | $15,453,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $129,250,566,144.00 | $15,474,200,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-517,237,604,352.00 | $15,523,700,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-67,139,858,432.00 | $15,535,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $38,406,987,776.00 | $15,562,100,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $79,068,839,936.00 | $15,568,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Seasonal Spectre of Santy Claws | $-29,370,345,472.00 | $15,604,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-157,570,662,400.00 | $15,619,800,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $205,482,967,040.00 | $15,668,100,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $60,002,623,488.00 | $15,704,700,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-222,277,386,240.00 | $15,719,500,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $181,969,682,432.00 | $15,829,800,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $21,698,582,528.00 | $15,856,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $211,382,665,216.00 | $16,007,500,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $168,486,371,328.00 | $16,017,600,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $212,786,380,800.00 | $16,113,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $25,320,040,448.00 | $16,173,200,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $219,151,384,576.00 | $16,213,800,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $24,007,081,984.00 | $16,306,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $21,493,692,416.00 | $16,338,700,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $25,586,647,040.00 | $16,343,500,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $118,883,713,024.00 | $16,478,400,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-46,898,118,656.00 | $16,531,500,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $147,309,608,960.00 | $16,698,900,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $279,421,517,824.00 | $16,822,300,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $156,781,903,872.00 | $16,975,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $225,794,506,752.00 | $16,989,300,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $170,322,542,592.00 | $17,133,300,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $28,171,145,216.00 | $17,169,500,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $233,168,732,160.00 | $17,343,000,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-26,904,354,816.00 | $17,641,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $23,394,656,256.00 | $17,783,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $23,437,131,776.00 | $17,816,100,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $27,616,575,488.00 | $17,950,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $258,574,352,384.00 | $18,635,400,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-69,067,505,664.00 | $18,873,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $49,405,726,720.00 | $19,006,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $36,211,281,920.00 | $19,082,400,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-24,576,555,008.00 | $19,539,400,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $37,681,188,864.00 | $19,596,900,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-57,580,421,120.00 | $19,600,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-151,245,766,656.00 | $19,720,400,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $279,669,309,440.00 | $19,886,300,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $37,029,285,888.00 | $20,085,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $145,379,082,240.00 | $20,151,100,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $35,143,909,376.00 | $20,436,700,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $16,772,473,856.00 | $20,960,200,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $43,028,189,184.00 | $21,366,200,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-73,309,306,880.00 | $21,594,700,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $687,228,649,472.00 | $22,835,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $315,502,919,680.00 | $24,883,700,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $469,218,689,024.00 | $26,246,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $120,706,211,840.00 | $27,569,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $516,304,437,248.00 | $29,175,400,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $148,708,278,272.00 | $30,674,500,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-231,034,290,176.00 | $45,233,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $167,510,360,064.00 | $53,473,700,000,000.00 |
