| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-24,208,508,928.00 | $5,637,120,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-7,164,537,344.00 | $6,597,960,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-28,500,402,176.00 | $6,636,530,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-24,570,595,328.00 | $7,086,070,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-11,338,869,760.00 | $7,119,100,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-17,077,073,920.00 | $7,140,160,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-77,637,107,712.00 | $7,216,550,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-19,735,074,816.00 | $7,872,700,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $4,442,624,512.00 | $7,880,600,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-91,174,977,536.00 | $8,208,420,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $46,843,359,232.00 | $8,243,440,000,000.00 |
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-222,002,282,496.00 | $8,480,500,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-90,339,082,240.00 | $8,550,920,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-70,677,454,848.00 | $8,641,010,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $206,266,433,536.00 | $8,743,900,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-69,303,164,928.00 | $8,762,890,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $1,126,206,976.00 | $8,868,870,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-93,976,289,280.00 | $8,895,160,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-118,088,286,208.00 | $8,989,690,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $16,409,601,024.00 | $9,177,790,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-93,959,118,848.00 | $9,337,810,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $38,476,673,024.00 | $9,454,900,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-83,244,531,712.00 | $9,505,750,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $32,117,327,872.00 | $10,217,800,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-98,435,899,392.00 | $10,258,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $8,638,527,488.00 | $10,359,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-31,053,729,792.00 | $11,239,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-18,135,216,128.00 | $11,386,100,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $137,814,917,120.00 | $11,698,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-2,891,276,032.00 | $11,726,300,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $50,254,340,096.00 | $11,778,900,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-56,298,536,960.00 | $12,187,400,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $144,534,765,568.00 | $12,268,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $147,576,766,464.00 | $12,364,600,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-59,530,801,152.00 | $12,887,100,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $22,961,328,128.00 | $12,890,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $6,951,361,024.00 | $13,488,400,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $164,892,327,936.00 | $13,651,000,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-56,437,235,712.00 | $13,758,900,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $7,145,686,016.00 | $13,863,800,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $186,349,289,472.00 | $14,962,900,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $126,182,916,096.00 | $14,983,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $14,832,086,016.00 | $15,309,700,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $218,460,192,768.00 | $16,990,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-116,495,147,008.00 | $19,600,200,000,000.00 |
