| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-20,593,688,576.00 | $5,018,210,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-5,115,632,128.00 | $5,904,040,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-24,769,601,536.00 | $6,035,780,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-21,171,630,080.00 | $6,431,480,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-8,766,206,976.00 | $6,456,370,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-69,646,983,168.00 | $6,578,190,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-14,201,571,328.00 | $6,762,790,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $5,258,000,896.00 | $7,175,210,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-16,644,143,104.00 | $7,417,390,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-84,156,645,376.00 | $7,760,210,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $46,599,888,896.00 | $7,819,630,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-62,916,964,352.00 | $7,832,870,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-83,105,169,408.00 | $8,058,950,000,000.00 |
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-208,450,846,720.00 | $8,060,590,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $197,933,121,536.00 | $8,301,480,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-63,665,446,912.00 | $8,320,780,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-86,940,319,744.00 | $8,430,820,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $3,362,873,344.00 | $8,445,170,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-110,021,943,296.00 | $8,539,380,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $36,379,004,928.00 | $8,559,090,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $17,687,164,928.00 | $8,708,850,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-86,900,858,880.00 | $8,850,270,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-76,588,621,824.00 | $8,969,670,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $9,357,804,544.00 | $9,407,440,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $32,563,597,312.00 | $9,681,490,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-91,559,829,504.00 | $9,780,990,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-27,452,393,472.00 | $10,557,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-14,581,381,120.00 | $10,739,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $133,746,900,992.00 | $11,106,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-587,181,312.00 | $11,129,500,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $50,118,975,488.00 | $11,217,900,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-50,481,221,632.00 | $11,524,800,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $140,403,326,976.00 | $11,658,700,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $142,904,229,888.00 | $11,725,200,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $22,444,494,848.00 | $11,730,100,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-53,503,401,984.00 | $12,214,800,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $9,733,587,968.00 | $12,814,000,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $160,383,467,520.00 | $13,015,300,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-50,724,716,544.00 | $13,076,800,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $10,035,803,136.00 | $13,211,300,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $122,725,367,808.00 | $14,227,400,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $180,552,777,728.00 | $14,245,000,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $16,952,528,896.00 | $14,512,500,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $210,971,541,504.00 | $16,162,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-106,920,198,144.00 | $18,700,300,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of SSN13 | $-110,646,026,240.00 | $41,496,700,000,000.00 |
