| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-26,731,800,576.00 | $6,252,600,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-31,062,263,808.00 | $7,265,510,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-7,812,002,304.00 | $7,343,560,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-17,777,172,480.00 | $7,525,180,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-26,758,506,496.00 | $7,756,540,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-12,263,326,720.00 | $7,815,640,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-84,827,021,312.00 | $7,897,490,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-20,669,929,472.00 | $8,333,480,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $4,994,704,384.00 | $8,600,210,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-96,058,966,016.00 | $8,668,810,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $49,516,052,480.00 | $8,671,220,000,000.00 |
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-233,417,146,368.00 | $8,927,470,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-95,130,787,840.00 | $9,026,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $217,228,591,104.00 | $9,198,670,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-72,816,713,728.00 | $9,237,430,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $1,435,366,656.00 | $9,299,830,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-98,704,269,312.00 | $9,365,280,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-123,662,442,496.00 | $9,432,260,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-77,134,364,672.00 | $9,447,530,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $17,542,217,728.00 | $9,678,860,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-98,684,108,800.00 | $9,831,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-87,910,498,304.00 | $10,063,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $42,423,541,760.00 | $10,378,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-102,949,609,472.00 | $10,755,500,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $34,055,503,872.00 | $10,758,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $9,632,450,560.00 | $11,331,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-32,871,163,904.00 | $11,968,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-18,935,478,272.00 | $12,067,900,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $145,624,711,168.00 | $12,333,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-2,803,814,400.00 | $12,348,000,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $52,998,443,008.00 | $12,363,400,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-58,984,755,200.00 | $12,835,800,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $151,860,281,344.00 | $12,861,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $155,191,377,920.00 | $12,975,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-62,347,362,304.00 | $13,567,500,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $25,265,090,560.00 | $14,078,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $7,637,441,536.00 | $14,144,400,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $173,342,752,768.00 | $14,321,500,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-59,064,029,184.00 | $14,478,600,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $7,853,438,464.00 | $14,544,200,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $195,946,659,840.00 | $15,705,500,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $133,137,571,840.00 | $15,770,700,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $15,963,117,568.00 | $16,143,000,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $229,401,837,568.00 | $17,814,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-121,667,608,576.00 | $20,549,200,000,000.00 |
