| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeful Popes | $-9,799,740,416.00 | $5,942,270,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Resurrected Puppet of Bannus God of Irony | $-17,023,970,304.00 | $6,846,930,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-193,497,038,848.00 | $7,115,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-69,616,517,120.00 | $7,356,660,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $56,217,182,208.00 | $7,941,870,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Somewhat Hopeful Popes | $-49,458,855,936.00 | $8,168,230,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-Taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeless Popes | $32,930,603,008.00 | $8,216,480,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-31,993,442,304.00 | $8,365,260,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-22,496,079,872.00 | $8,858,410,000,000.00 |
| The Maxtopia-Phobia of North Bigotopia | $-111,842,926,592.00 | $9,095,760,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-90,606,026,752.00 | $9,128,010,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-67,456,061,440.00 | $9,286,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Puppet | $41,750,564,864.00 | $9,437,750,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-31,888,623,616.00 | $9,557,490,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-27,336,941,568.00 | $9,761,740,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $321,217,216.00 | $9,774,970,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-137,005,621,248.00 | $10,224,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $78,891,368,448.00 | $10,253,700,000,000.00 |
| The Size Strength and Quickness of Number 78 | $-125,918,871,552.00 | $10,924,700,000,000.00 |
| The Physical Pass Coverage of The Jammer | $-19,999,029,248.00 | $11,538,600,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $85,609,299,968.00 | $11,582,200,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $118,211,215,360.00 | $11,816,600,000,000.00 |
| The Twisted Unfree Eleanor Rigby of All the Lonely Sheeple | $-447,629,426,688.00 | $13,031,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-63,524,093,952.00 | $14,123,700,000,000.00 |
| The Old-AFF Unretired Defender of Jon Blackwolf | $-10,412,110,848.00 | $15,868,800,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2004 of Smart Voters vs Bush | $-66,772,971,520.00 | $16,192,900,000,000.00 |
| The 2000 Receiving Yard Season of J R Castine | $202,359,341,056.00 | $17,400,500,000,000.00 |
| The Cringeworthy Old Puppet of Sword of Jon Blackwolf | $12,535,380,992.00 | $17,513,200,000,000.00 |
| The IN ALL CAPS BUT NOT VINNY of I AM FANECA | $2,787,039,232.00 | $19,523,900,000,000.00 |
| The Iconic Rock-the-Baby Dunk of Julius but not Caesar | $-2,785,294,336.00 | $21,390,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $46,856,486,912.00 | $21,439,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Obesity and Skills of Big Bad Blackwolf | $418,661,400,576.00 | $22,116,400,000,000.00 |
| The Height Makes Right of Maximinus Thrax | $247,247,929,344.00 | $23,032,800,000,000.00 |
| The Circuitous States of Perpetual Litigation | $31,280,091,136.00 | $25,026,100,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $21,555,138,560.00 | $27,169,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-107,752,341,504.00 | $31,144,400,000,000.00 |
| The Heavy Hand Punch of Release Oliver Ross | $-12,920,871,936.00 | $33,755,800,000,000.00 |
| The Amistad did nothing wrong of Democratic-Republicans | $92,036,718,592.00 | $39,428,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hulking Home-Run Hitters of Left Fielders | $228,488,921,088.00 | $45,070,300,000,000.00 |
