| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeful Popes | $-10,624,830,464.00 | $6,460,500,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Resurrected Puppet of Bannus God of Irony | $-18,418,153,472.00 | $7,417,950,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-213,446,787,072.00 | $7,852,310,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-77,320,044,544.00 | $8,181,120,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $61,747,945,472.00 | $8,707,730,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Somewhat Hopeful Popes | $-54,026,625,024.00 | $8,931,280,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-Taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeless Popes | $36,176,822,272.00 | $8,999,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-35,884,658,688.00 | $9,405,670,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-24,748,789,760.00 | $9,799,370,000,000.00 |
| The Maxtopia-Phobia of North Bigotopia | $-122,720,354,304.00 | $9,989,860,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-74,475,585,536.00 | $10,266,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-101,984,690,176.00 | $10,282,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Puppet | $46,075,662,336.00 | $10,391,500,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-34,868,240,384.00 | $10,483,700,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-30,463,234,048.00 | $10,910,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $447,873,792.00 | $10,920,700,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-149,643,509,760.00 | $11,175,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $87,597,875,200.00 | $11,368,000,000,000.00 |
| The Size Strength and Quickness of Number 78 | $-138,047,700,992.00 | $11,983,200,000,000.00 |
| The Physical Pass Coverage of The Jammer | $-21,836,263,424.00 | $12,639,700,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $129,287,593,984.00 | $12,912,800,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $95,988,727,808.00 | $12,969,700,000,000.00 |
| The Twisted Unfree Eleanor Rigby of All the Lonely Sheeple | $-486,565,642,240.00 | $14,175,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-69,561,696,256.00 | $15,490,300,000,000.00 |
| The Old-AFF Unretired Defender of Jon Blackwolf | $-11,264,421,888.00 | $17,286,800,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2004 of Smart Voters vs Bush | $-75,149,238,272.00 | $18,245,100,000,000.00 |
| The 2000 Receiving Yard Season of J R Castine | $221,047,455,744.00 | $19,000,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cringeworthy Old Puppet of Sword of Jon Blackwolf | $13,795,030,016.00 | $19,120,400,000,000.00 |
| The IN ALL CAPS BUT NOT VINNY of I AM FANECA | $3,152,727,040.00 | $21,249,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $51,560,128,512.00 | $23,523,000,000,000.00 |
| The Iconic Rock-the-Baby Dunk of Julius but not Caesar | $-2,979,678,976.00 | $23,638,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Obesity and Skills of Big Bad Blackwolf | $458,047,651,840.00 | $24,191,600,000,000.00 |
| The Height Makes Right of Maximinus Thrax | $271,216,394,240.00 | $25,248,300,000,000.00 |
| The Circuitous States of Perpetual Litigation | $34,017,183,744.00 | $27,116,300,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $23,768,559,616.00 | $29,770,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-118,114,983,936.00 | $34,202,500,000,000.00 |
| The Heavy Hand Punch of Release Oliver Ross | $-13,856,446,464.00 | $36,613,900,000,000.00 |
| The Amistad did nothing wrong of Democratic-Republicans | $99,649,929,216.00 | $42,578,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hulking Home-Run Hitters of Left Fielders | $252,419,129,344.00 | $49,734,400,000,000.00 |
