| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeful Popes | $-8,647,368,704.00 | $5,192,050,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Resurrected Puppet of Bannus God of Irony | $-15,002,300,416.00 | $6,004,140,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-163,956,899,840.00 | $6,018,950,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-58,623,164,416.00 | $6,167,250,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $48,033,931,264.00 | $6,829,130,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-26,411,968,512.00 | $6,846,120,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-Taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeless Popes | $28,091,967,488.00 | $7,085,750,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-74,408,624,128.00 | $7,474,280,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-19,462,561,792.00 | $7,516,040,000,000.00 |
| The Maxtopia-Phobia of North Bigotopia | $-96,799,752,192.00 | $7,845,770,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-57,481,703,424.00 | $7,877,170,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Puppet | $35,423,457,280.00 | $8,073,680,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-22,882,058,240.00 | $8,084,480,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $29,973,912.00 | $8,106,140,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-27,605,413,888.00 | $8,181,320,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $65,882,918,912.00 | $8,609,740,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-119,079,567,360.00 | $8,864,490,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $70,460,784,640.00 | $9,576,940,000,000.00 |
| The Physical Pass Coverage of The Jammer | $-17,378,361,344.00 | $9,911,690,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $101,513,076,736.00 | $10,178,400,000,000.00 |
| The Twisted Unfree Eleanor Rigby of All the Lonely Sheeple | $-393,769,222,144.00 | $11,434,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-54,931,636,224.00 | $12,145,600,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2004 of Smart Voters vs Bush | $-54,946,848,768.00 | $13,270,500,000,000.00 |
| The 2000 Receiving Yard Season of J R Castine | $60,783,796,224.00 | $13,775,300,000,000.00 |
| The Old-AFF Unretired Defender of Jon Blackwolf | $-9,280,734,208.00 | $13,807,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cringeworthy Old Puppet of Sword of Jon Blackwolf | $10,534,720,512.00 | $15,147,000,000,000.00 |
| The IN ALL CAPS BUT NOT VINNY of I AM FANECA | $2,090,063,232.00 | $17,042,700,000,000.00 |
| The Iconic Rock-the-Baby Dunk of Julius but not Caesar | $-2,614,770,176.00 | $18,027,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $40,035,835,904.00 | $18,510,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Obesity and Skills of Big Bad Blackwolf | $361,967,517,696.00 | $19,136,800,000,000.00 |
| The Height Makes Right of Maximinus Thrax | $212,192,034,816.00 | $19,815,800,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $18,270,611,456.00 | $23,561,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-93,683,056,640.00 | $26,901,900,000,000.00 |
| The Heavy Hand Punch of Release Oliver Ross | $-11,718,743,040.00 | $29,430,300,000,000.00 |
| The Amistad did nothing wrong of Democratic-Republicans | $80,380,461,056.00 | $34,759,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hulking Home-Run Hitters of Left Fielders | $192,999,768,064.00 | $38,224,500,000,000.00 |
