| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeful Popes | $-10,579,756,032.00 | $6,431,080,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Resurrected Puppet of Bannus God of Irony | $-18,330,890,240.00 | $7,381,630,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-212,083,818,496.00 | $7,801,740,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-76,790,603,776.00 | $8,123,890,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $61,353,439,232.00 | $8,653,860,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Somewhat Hopeful Popes | $-53,718,224,896.00 | $8,879,290,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-Taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeless Popes | $35,959,406,592.00 | $8,948,040,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-35,654,234,112.00 | $9,342,750,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-24,620,068,864.00 | $9,742,330,000,000.00 |
| The Maxtopia-Phobia of North Bigotopia | $-122,055,614,464.00 | $9,934,680,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-74,012,876,800.00 | $10,201,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-101,277,114,368.00 | $10,210,500,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Puppet | $45,790,564,352.00 | $10,329,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-34,669,821,952.00 | $10,420,300,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-30,263,635,968.00 | $10,835,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $434,891,968.00 | $10,850,900,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-148,833,304,576.00 | $11,113,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $87,063,683,072.00 | $11,300,600,000,000.00 |
| The Size Strength and Quickness of Number 78 | $-137,277,636,608.00 | $11,915,700,000,000.00 |
| The Physical Pass Coverage of The Jammer | $-21,713,520,640.00 | $12,564,000,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $128,482,238,464.00 | $12,833,600,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $95,289,958,400.00 | $12,877,200,000,000.00 |
| The Twisted Unfree Eleanor Rigby of All the Lonely Sheeple | $-483,889,283,072.00 | $14,096,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-69,138,251,776.00 | $15,393,300,000,000.00 |
| The Old-AFF Unretired Defender of Jon Blackwolf | $-11,213,621,248.00 | $17,195,300,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2004 of Smart Voters vs Bush | $-74,561,748,992.00 | $18,100,100,000,000.00 |
| The 2000 Receiving Yard Season of J R Castine | $219,837,530,112.00 | $18,897,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cringeworthy Old Puppet of Sword of Jon Blackwolf | $13,707,834,368.00 | $19,016,600,000,000.00 |
| The IN ALL CAPS BUT NOT VINNY of I AM FANECA | $3,123,097,600.00 | $21,142,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $51,200,036,864.00 | $23,366,500,000,000.00 |
| The Iconic Rock-the-Baby Dunk of Julius but not Caesar | $-2,971,940,864.00 | $23,485,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Obesity and Skills of Big Bad Blackwolf | $455,553,384,448.00 | $24,060,500,000,000.00 |
| The Height Makes Right of Maximinus Thrax | $269,636,190,208.00 | $25,103,200,000,000.00 |
| The Circuitous States of Perpetual Litigation | $33,831,548,928.00 | $26,979,700,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $23,604,684,800.00 | $29,587,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-117,467,111,424.00 | $34,007,300,000,000.00 |
| The Heavy Hand Punch of Release Oliver Ross | $-13,799,931,904.00 | $36,417,000,000,000.00 |
| The Amistad did nothing wrong of Democratic-Republicans | $99,146,973,184.00 | $42,375,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hulking Home-Run Hitters of Left Fielders | $250,907,574,272.00 | $49,442,800,000,000.00 |
