| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Marine Airmen of Eltran Marine Air Wing | $-591,783,002,112.00 | $16,505,000,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-579,306,651,648.00 | $11,017,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-439,131,406,336.00 | $10,627,800,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-411,913,846,784.00 | $8,648,620,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-408,803,180,544.00 | $5,810,840,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-405,655,289,856.00 | $8,486,520,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-404,749,746,176.00 | $11,895,700,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-390,506,577,920.00 | $12,099,400,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-368,869,670,912.00 | $12,127,200,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-368,749,412,352.00 | $9,839,070,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-322,109,341,696.00 | $4,634,060,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-266,150,232,064.00 | $11,468,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-243,937,427,456.00 | $15,097,100,000,000.00 |
| The Airmen of Eltran Air Force | $-239,952,642,048.00 | $36,129,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-224,134,447,104.00 | $8,583,180,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-223,743,557,632.00 | $37,370,100,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-214,727,966,720.00 | $8,455,670,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-206,452,146,176.00 | $7,220,030,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-201,157,722,112.00 | $12,830,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-196,464,541,696.00 | $9,596,330,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-195,236,134,912.00 | $7,476,520,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-186,179,600,384.00 | $9,951,830,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-180,883,865,600.00 | $7,760,440,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-179,117,457,408.00 | $7,695,260,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-178,342,019,072.00 | $7,953,420,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-160,699,138,048.00 | $10,535,000,000,000.00 |
| The Army Airmen of Eltran Army Air Corps | $-152,694,767,616.00 | $11,701,400,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-152,352,178,176.00 | $8,543,730,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-144,810,983,424.00 | $8,467,540,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-144,327,426,048.00 | $6,722,020,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-140,373,573,632.00 | $8,578,110,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-140,105,646,080.00 | $6,061,920,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-139,892,621,312.00 | $1,568,980,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-136,166,637,568.00 | $7,336,160,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-134,683,836,416.00 | $12,256,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-129,791,361,024.00 | $7,517,330,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-129,100,390,400.00 | $8,234,670,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-127,263,916,032.00 | $8,542,350,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-126,864,343,040.00 | $7,347,810,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-126,236,573,696.00 | $4,298,950,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-124,456,058,880.00 | $8,663,470,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-120,100,560,896.00 | $9,978,130,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-119,458,947,072.00 | $8,315,650,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-118,692,478,976.00 | $9,022,150,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-117,486,690,304.00 | $15,614,000,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-113,802,854,400.00 | $10,347,700,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-112,262,455,296.00 | $6,988,280,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-110,984,830,976.00 | $8,142,230,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-110,341,177,344.00 | $6,390,810,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-107,221,712,896.00 | $10,446,200,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-104,246,493,184.00 | $6,976,620,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-101,411,545,088.00 | $9,880,170,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-101,395,349,504.00 | $11,101,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-101,006,958,592.00 | $10,471,500,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-99,471,630,336.00 | $11,248,000,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-96,902,864,896.00 | $5,929,200,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-95,931,777,024.00 | $8,240,490,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-95,885,869,056.00 | $10,968,700,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-94,909,251,584.00 | $11,447,200,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-93,247,823,872.00 | $9,712,950,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-93,243,039,744.00 | $12,532,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-93,087,858,688.00 | $9,242,520,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-91,158,675,456.00 | $9,980,710,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-88,852,774,912.00 | $8,822,070,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-88,268,791,808.00 | $9,592,850,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-88,082,489,344.00 | $8,297,130,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-87,500,939,264.00 | $6,121,480,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-87,438,196,736.00 | $7,510,900,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-86,735,110,144.00 | $9,426,160,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-86,570,328,064.00 | $10,260,100,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-86,343,450,624.00 | $8,179,320,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-85,804,654,592.00 | $10,606,100,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-85,381,988,352.00 | $8,088,220,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-85,266,096,128.00 | $10,980,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-84,149,714,944.00 | $6,868,430,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-84,100,521,984.00 | $5,239,250,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-83,935,862,784.00 | $6,842,120,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-83,297,443,840.00 | $7,155,210,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-82,939,584,512.00 | $8,234,920,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-82,527,076,352.00 | $7,089,040,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-82,228,887,552.00 | $4,303,300,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-82,048,811,008.00 | $8,611,780,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-81,896,652,800.00 | $7,785,790,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-81,739,948,032.00 | $7,378,480,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-81,737,064,448.00 | $10,895,600,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-81,723,228,160.00 | $7,386,520,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-81,497,931,776.00 | $9,253,490,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-81,138,958,336.00 | $7,686,310,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-80,364,937,216.00 | $7,640,170,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-79,618,875,392.00 | $7,905,230,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-79,529,058,304.00 | $7,178,920,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-78,719,721,472.00 | $10,001,400,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-77,771,554,816.00 | $9,613,100,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-77,748,371,456.00 | $17,414,500,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-77,376,299,008.00 | $6,967,770,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-74,947,256,320.00 | $8,669,630,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-73,876,619,264.00 | $9,087,370,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-73,463,013,376.00 | $8,706,710,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-72,997,371,904.00 | $7,661,750,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-71,429,070,848.00 | $14,822,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-71,131,299,840.00 | $5,673,920,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-70,793,404,416.00 | $5,141,820,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-70,004,670,464.00 | $8,871,140,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-69,839,708,160.00 | $9,096,950,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-69,389,074,432.00 | $7,697,550,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-69,276,516,352.00 | $9,023,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-68,848,672,768.00 | $5,625,630,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-68,683,988,992.00 | $9,609,640,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-68,406,321,152.00 | $4,743,940,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-66,503,503,872.00 | $9,127,150,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-66,309,300,224.00 | $11,540,000,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-66,060,914,688.00 | $7,328,320,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $-66,060,640,256.00 | $10,473,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-64,568,283,136.00 | $4,538,470,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-64,531,193,856.00 | $11,230,600,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-64,122,482,688.00 | $10,502,100,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-63,923,130,368.00 | $9,643,140,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-63,296,917,504.00 | $7,021,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-63,048,372,224.00 | $9,877,500,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-62,893,584,384.00 | $10,230,700,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-62,884,593,664.00 | $10,944,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-62,735,224,832.00 | $10,274,800,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-62,464,733,184.00 | $8,452,990,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-62,404,349,952.00 | $12,223,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-62,334,611,456.00 | $11,514,500,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-61,713,440,768.00 | $7,319,490,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-61,597,007,872.00 | $4,913,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-61,258,305,536.00 | $9,440,700,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-60,446,736,384.00 | $11,174,600,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-60,356,907,008.00 | $9,926,430,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-59,590,017,024.00 | $7,167,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-59,199,614,976.00 | $5,121,980,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-59,025,469,440.00 | $7,000,670,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-58,664,488,960.00 | $5,039,250,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-58,153,000,960.00 | $10,120,500,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-58,113,818,624.00 | $10,113,700,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-57,909,616,640.00 | $10,163,900,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-57,317,912,576.00 | $7,393,990,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-56,716,050,432.00 | $9,954,490,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-56,467,640,320.00 | $5,501,160,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-56,317,407,232.00 | $11,759,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-54,745,030,656.00 | $10,112,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-54,324,862,976.00 | $6,443,160,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-53,940,404,224.00 | $5,862,080,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-53,628,145,664.00 | $5,237,860,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-53,161,762,816.00 | $11,672,200,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-53,012,606,976.00 | $11,000,900,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-52,867,522,560.00 | $7,855,560,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-52,770,557,952.00 | $7,841,170,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-52,130,648,064.00 | $12,403,200,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-51,801,956,352.00 | $13,446,900,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-50,629,758,976.00 | $8,085,470,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-47,592,976,384.00 | $10,165,300,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-47,564,890,112.00 | $8,277,960,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-47,455,604,736.00 | $9,688,090,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-47,093,813,248.00 | $7,745,160,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-46,793,932,800.00 | $7,193,310,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-46,732,193,792.00 | $8,132,950,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-46,021,337,088.00 | $8,501,120,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-45,830,750,208.00 | $7,506,180,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-45,814,812,672.00 | $5,433,840,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-44,843,307,008.00 | $4,481,270,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-44,832,976,896.00 | $4,705,620,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-44,832,595,968.00 | $10,235,400,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-44,797,755,392.00 | $7,018,270,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-44,138,622,976.00 | $1,764,400,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-43,820,265,472.00 | $4,829,490,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-43,644,260,352.00 | $7,595,530,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-43,629,682,688.00 | $9,053,770,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-43,241,996,288.00 | $7,525,580,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-43,069,284,352.00 | $8,937,400,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-42,884,308,992.00 | $8,661,870,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-42,201,321,472.00 | $7,795,350,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-42,114,256,896.00 | $4,871,610,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-41,988,382,720.00 | $5,342,330,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-41,827,717,120.00 | $5,324,650,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-41,620,766,720.00 | $4,379,950,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-41,580,998,656.00 | $10,212,600,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-41,281,425,408.00 | $5,255,090,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-41,202,008,064.00 | $7,610,930,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-41,181,491,200.00 | $9,401,860,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-41,090,629,632.00 | $8,048,390,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-40,445,947,904.00 | $8,638,750,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-39,847,878,656.00 | $10,928,400,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-39,753,850,880.00 | $5,060,630,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-39,674,167,296.00 | $7,359,750,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-39,658,254,336.00 | $8,229,660,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-39,405,092,864.00 | $5,258,720,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-39,003,906,048.00 | $5,205,150,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-38,987,100,160.00 | $8,900,830,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-38,947,250,176.00 | $5,449,130,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-38,893,514,752.00 | $5,441,630,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-38,842,310,656.00 | $6,203,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-38,703,751,168.00 | $8,836,180,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-38,176,538,624.00 | $4,859,850,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-37,678,002,176.00 | $9,201,770,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-37,114,732,544.00 | $3,413,200,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-36,746,600,448.00 | $3,569,180,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-36,465,496,064.00 | $3,131,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-35,912,904,704.00 | $9,391,120,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-35,477,536,768.00 | $8,099,640,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-35,295,170,560.00 | $10,217,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Ultimate Suffering | $-34,784,002,048.00 | $3,203,200,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-34,592,305,152.00 | $4,160,750,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-34,380,652,544.00 | $6,083,920,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-34,364,276,736.00 | $10,505,000,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-34,322,194,432.00 | $3,429,880,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-34,200,950,784.00 | $9,900,750,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-34,191,265,792.00 | $9,579,180,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-33,866,440,704.00 | $10,352,800,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-33,609,916,416.00 | $12,628,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-33,219,207,168.00 | $10,739,200,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-33,135,169,536.00 | $10,712,000,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-33,000,304,640.00 | $14,541,100,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-32,327,266,304.00 | $9,721,390,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-32,153,597,952.00 | $3,719,400,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-31,717,738,496.00 | $9,181,830,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-31,704,803,328.00 | $9,534,150,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-31,393,388,544.00 | $9,185,950,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-31,259,017,216.00 | $3,979,260,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-30,994,534,400.00 | $6,197,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-30,896,500,736.00 | $10,160,200,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-30,812,739,584.00 | $4,578,470,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-30,771,255,296.00 | $4,572,300,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-30,535,770,112.00 | $15,286,500,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-29,802,694,656.00 | $8,962,150,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $-29,779,021,824.00 | $7,272,670,000,000.00 |
| The Big Brachycardian Caveman of J Blackwolf | $-28,868,673,536.00 | $9,332,710,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-28,523,476,992.00 | $7,458,800,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-28,488,863,744.00 | $8,567,140,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-28,132,263,936.00 | $4,062,390,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-27,968,557,056.00 | $6,830,540,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-27,805,552,640.00 | $5,559,600,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-27,718,254,592.00 | $4,465,920,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-27,528,171,520.00 | $6,722,970,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-26,943,926,272.00 | $4,152,450,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-26,817,024,000.00 | $8,064,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-26,428,342,272.00 | $3,526,910,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-26,316,500,992.00 | $4,328,060,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-26,076,833,792.00 | $4,827,510,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-25,949,120,512.00 | $8,388,920,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-25,618,579,456.00 | $3,236,720,000,000.00 |
| The Grand Duchy of Gab in The City of Truth | $-25,445,801,984.00 | $4,099,810,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-25,027,342,336.00 | $4,688,690,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-24,542,590,976.00 | $7,934,110,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-24,483,512,320.00 | $3,158,350,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elons | $-24,334,004,224.00 | $2,992,210,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-24,275,001,344.00 | $4,853,650,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-24,168,085,504.00 | $3,893,920,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-24,129,640,448.00 | $4,824,570,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-24,041,228,288.00 | $6,286,740,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-23,998,660,608.00 | $4,798,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-23,155,712,000.00 | $4,945,730,000,000.00 |
| The Starborn Magical Girl of Luneraraisu | $-23,125,295,104.00 | $2,711,040,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-22,937,513,984.00 | $1,328,380,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-22,707,556,352.00 | $8,532,210,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-22,667,053,056.00 | $5,535,770,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-22,661,210,112.00 | $8,415,340,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-22,540,636,160.00 | $8,370,590,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-22,411,161,600.00 | $5,116,530,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-22,276,286,464.00 | $5,085,750,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-22,219,118,592.00 | $5,072,660,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-22,158,329,856.00 | $5,058,810,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-21,763,971,072.00 | $4,968,760,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-21,749,325,824.00 | $7,572,300,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-21,698,666,496.00 | $5,299,280,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-21,682,061,312.00 | $7,389,050,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-21,632,436,224.00 | $4,938,750,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-21,531,138,048.00 | $4,915,660,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-21,452,470,272.00 | $5,239,170,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-20,997,699,584.00 | $7,797,520,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-20,842,274,816.00 | $9,994,420,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-20,724,035,584.00 | $5,419,270,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-20,630,601,728.00 | $5,394,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-20,044,150,784.00 | $3,710,710,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-19,916,556,288.00 | $2,920,990,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-19,828,041,728.00 | $1,806,270,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-19,741,298,688.00 | $2,762,020,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-19,533,191,168.00 | $3,428,330,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-19,523,708,928.00 | $5,469,890,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-19,390,468,096.00 | $9,690,700,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-19,300,560,896.00 | $5,407,360,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-19,104,225,280.00 | $5,352,340,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-19,026,747,392.00 | $5,721,690,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-18,984,275,968.00 | $2,324,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-18,867,628,032.00 | $5,673,800,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elon | $-18,750,568,448.00 | $2,882,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-18,748,291,072.00 | $5,637,890,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-18,713,845,760.00 | $5,627,640,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $-18,581,170,176.00 | $5,622,270,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-18,086,180,864.00 | $3,616,250,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor | $-18,021,998,592.00 | $1,891,580,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-18,017,466,368.00 | $6,690,970,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-17,922,506,752.00 | $5,949,020,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-17,746,438,144.00 | $3,140,360,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-17,647,742,976.00 | $4,029,040,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-17,438,580,736.00 | $4,078,870,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of Good Old Watts | $-17,397,338,112.00 | $2,092,550,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-17,255,944,192.00 | $5,578,590,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-17,052,858,368.00 | $5,512,870,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-16,930,870,272.00 | $5,473,430,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-16,914,476,032.00 | $2,159,230,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Progress is Congress | $-16,903,380,992.00 | $3,166,720,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-16,798,375,936.00 | $3,835,090,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-16,788,113,408.00 | $3,832,780,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-16,783,645,696.00 | $5,843,490,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-16,711,790,592.00 | $3,341,430,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-16,684,323,840.00 | $8,059,780,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-16,636,086,272.00 | $1,662,470,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-16,570,724,352.00 | $2,932,310,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-16,459,193,344.00 | $8,621,220,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-16,424,635,392.00 | $6,171,490,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-15,862,018,048.00 | $5,960,140,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $-15,785,536,512.00 | $1,826,010,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-15,731,680,256.00 | $1,909,310,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-15,645,459,456.00 | $4,091,250,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-15,580,192,768.00 | $4,074,200,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-15,532,513,280.00 | $8,662,890,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-15,334,080,512.00 | $5,761,650,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-15,328,392,192.00 | $6,226,420,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Women Voters | $-15,304,888,320.00 | $3,494,140,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-14,592,499,712.00 | $2,330,390,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-14,515,210,240.00 | $2,070,610,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-14,490,118,144.00 | $6,384,820,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-14,456,530,944.00 | $3,951,390,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-14,423,714,816.00 | $4,337,430,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $-14,387,398,656.00 | $3,762,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-14,358,745,088.00 | $9,089,270,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-14,012,448,768.00 | $2,459,370,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-13,761,304,576.00 | $2,364,590,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-13,216,523,264.00 | $1,482,750,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $-13,153,172,480.00 | $9,235,820,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $-12,877,896,704.00 | $4,483,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-12,867,934,208.00 | $2,116,290,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-12,720,235,520.00 | $2,359,680,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-12,579,672,064.00 | $2,356,690,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-12,519,330,816.00 | $2,345,400,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-12,516,814,848.00 | $6,556,310,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-12,493,972,480.00 | $6,544,250,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-12,348,393,472.00 | $2,290,700,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-12,274,493,440.00 | $4,612,080,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-12,215,852,032.00 | $4,590,020,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $-12,196,826,112.00 | $4,739,930,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-12,086,455,296.00 | $2,951,780,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-12,041,796,608.00 | $6,786,700,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-11,945,292,800.00 | $10,563,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-11,915,817,984.00 | $6,595,570,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $-11,786,233,856.00 | $2,517,390,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-11,623,633,920.00 | $1,856,270,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-11,479,678,976.00 | $10,858,000,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-11,428,547,584.00 | $1,698,170,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-11,238,546,432.00 | $3,695,810,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-11,045,350,400.00 | $5,296,540,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-10,974,181,376.00 | $4,392,610,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-10,842,901,504.00 | $4,777,800,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of The Gwangi | $-10,604,263,424.00 | $2,772,990,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-10,564,263,936.00 | $3,232,770,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-10,337,461,248.00 | $3,838,820,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-10,288,599,040.00 | $1,820,070,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-10,201,707,520.00 | $9,649,250,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Greedy Elon | $-10,034,288,640.00 | $2,811,230,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-9,967,071,232.00 | $6,273,270,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-9,803,849,728.00 | $7,618,140,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-9,544,727,552.00 | $7,890,960,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-9,133,753,344.00 | $8,639,060,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-9,102,516,224.00 | $1,968,310,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-9,011,724,288.00 | $5,178,490,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-8,863,674,368.00 | $3,086,010,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-8,779,197,440.00 | $4,828,120,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-8,777,725,952.00 | $5,731,010,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-8,522,092,544.00 | $4,116,890,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-8,437,412,864.00 | $9,081,310,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-8,371,651,584.00 | $7,403,230,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-8,067,299,328.00 | $2,041,510,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-8,056,058,880.00 | $7,619,720,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-7,959,301,120.00 | $3,233,110,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best of The Best Sir | $-7,734,207,488.00 | $4,484,320,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-7,697,537,024.00 | $4,293,110,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-7,346,241,536.00 | $5,232,640,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $-7,233,381,376.00 | $11,299,300,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-7,192,545,792.00 | $4,777,340,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-6,985,788,416.00 | $2,100,740,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-6,592,471,040.00 | $4,304,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-6,590,387,200.00 | $3,624,350,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-6,421,545,472.00 | $6,073,810,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-6,096,745,472.00 | $2,123,460,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-5,912,709,632.00 | $2,366,670,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-5,392,620,032.00 | $512,669,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $-5,372,909,056.00 | $6,385,880,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-5,086,987,776.00 | $3,321,290,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-4,732,537,856.00 | $1,648,330,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-4,710,471,680.00 | $5,069,840,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $-4,657,165,312.00 | $4,280,400,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-4,616,074,752.00 | $2,601,620,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of The Ents | $-4,597,311,488.00 | $1,486,220,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elon | $-4,542,246,400.00 | $2,560,030,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-4,469,667,328.00 | $1,556,760,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $-4,427,881,472.00 | $2,435,100,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-4,202,862,592.00 | $3,608,320,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-4,140,507,904.00 | $2,333,600,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $-4,114,996,736.00 | $4,891,010,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-4,107,649,280.00 | $4,882,300,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best Sir | $-3,968,537,344.00 | $3,083,830,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $-3,583,459,072.00 | $5,389,540,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $-3,446,718,208.00 | $5,184,240,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $-3,441,609,216.00 | $3,255,140,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $-3,198,667,008.00 | $4,996,340,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $-3,189,133,312.00 | $4,981,390,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $-3,079,507,456.00 | $2,545,970,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $-3,068,182,784.00 | $7,237,930,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $-3,044,469,504.00 | $7,181,370,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $-3,021,820,672.00 | $6,741,400,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $-2,941,566,464.00 | $6,562,940,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $-2,936,466,944.00 | $6,926,850,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $-2,908,731,392.00 | $6,860,870,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-2,886,785,536.00 | $2,243,280,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $-2,862,304,000.00 | $2,224,180,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-2,851,384,064.00 | $1,893,920,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $-2,660,032,256.00 | $4,000,930,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $-2,294,802,944.00 | $5,119,900,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $-2,286,501,376.00 | $5,101,440,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-1,990,412,928.00 | $2,365,680,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $-1,785,248,256.00 | $6,691,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $-1,773,485,824.00 | $6,646,910,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $-1,541,017,728.00 | $2,406,980,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $-1,498,205,696.00 | $15,748,800,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $-1,397,955,328.00 | $5,239,070,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $-1,367,954,688.00 | $2,809,000,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $-1,157,290,112.00 | $11,959,000,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $-1,132,318,720.00 | $2,526,100,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $-1,127,373,568.00 | $11,855,400,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $-1,068,923,328.00 | $11,042,100,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $-997,711,360.00 | $10,489,400,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $-994,021,312.00 | $10,266,000,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $-974,070,528.00 | $10,064,300,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $-958,894,400.00 | $3,593,950,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $-917,506,432.00 | $9,647,540,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $-807,166,848.00 | $1,959,530,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $-725,830,784.00 | $4,238,340,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-692,231,488.00 | $2,594,220,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $-670,615,104.00 | $7,050,370,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $-441,382,880.00 | $1,832,200,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $-361,796,224.00 | $2,112,800,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $183,897,808.00 | $2,716,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $189,925,584.00 | $2,806,710,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $199,890,480.00 | $10,424,300,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $206,466,368.00 | $10,767,800,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $226,591,152.00 | $11,800,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $375,841,472.00 | $5,556,680,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $527,762,656.00 | $1,660,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $619,448,128.00 | $2,811,760,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $1,237,610,752.00 | $4,473,630,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $1,444,630,528.00 | $7,540,370,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $1,447,872,384.00 | $11,421,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $1,507,692,160.00 | $7,869,770,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $1,568,667,904.00 | $12,369,200,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $1,634,105,984.00 | $7,418,120,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $1,788,590,208.00 | $8,984,750,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $2,047,199,872.00 | $8,410,870,000,000.00 |
| The Hostile Takeover of Warzone Trindon Dad | $2,228,518,400.00 | $10,116,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $2,587,727,360.00 | $11,404,400,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $2,960,370,432.00 | $13,046,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $3,729,035,008.00 | $5,823,750,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $3,933,645,824.00 | $6,143,450,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $4,194,965,504.00 | $11,423,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $4,822,899,712.00 | $6,284,450,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $5,154,100,736.00 | $4,183,440,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $5,413,972,992.00 | $2,392,320,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $5,590,097,408.00 | $7,320,830,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $5,595,565,568.00 | $5,021,650,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $5,786,767,360.00 | $6,522,940,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $5,852,603,392.00 | $7,663,970,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $6,038,244,864.00 | $7,907,380,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $6,239,400,448.00 | $8,171,070,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $6,262,950,400.00 | $8,201,500,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Greedy Elons | $6,469,678,080.00 | $3,152,980,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $6,716,316,160.00 | $6,355,180,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Green Armada of Starlight | $6,727,440,896.00 | $2,534,140,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $6,727,440,896.00 | $2,534,140,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $6,808,112,640.00 | $13,426,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $7,055,890,944.00 | $13,915,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $7,065,054,720.00 | $13,933,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $7,315,012,096.00 | $3,213,610,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $7,340,199,424.00 | $13,017,500,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $7,435,583,488.00 | $13,187,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $7,555,563,520.00 | $2,744,660,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $7,612,820,480.00 | $2,213,990,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $8,325,954,048.00 | $4,560,910,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $8,685,584,384.00 | $3,884,110,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $8,894,637,056.00 | $2,766,130,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $9,149,423,616.00 | $11,922,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $9,243,164,672.00 | $3,750,720,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $9,496,563,712.00 | $4,628,130,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $9,523,830,784.00 | $8,546,880,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $9,654,062,080.00 | $2,907,840,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $9,927,993,344.00 | $7,671,510,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $9,964,106,752.00 | $8,942,160,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elons | $10,070,403,072.00 | $3,552,370,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $10,124,214,272.00 | $5,429,130,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $10,870,933,504.00 | $9,755,910,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $11,118,979,072.00 | $14,488,900,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $11,563,165,696.00 | $13,034,300,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Heights | $11,666,495,488.00 | $3,898,210,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $13,193,037,824.00 | $2,982,130,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $13,688,625,152.00 | $9,646,160,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $13,918,631,936.00 | $16,823,900,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $14,022,449,152.00 | $7,824,320,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $14,045,448,192.00 | $7,836,990,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $14,385,545,216.00 | $8,027,030,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $14,406,903,808.00 | $9,521,420,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $14,629,090,304.00 | $8,162,780,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $15,367,951,360.00 | $6,042,760,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $15,387,838,464.00 | $8,586,300,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $15,410,837,504.00 | $8,598,970,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $15,418,936,320.00 | $4,484,210,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $15,579,747,328.00 | $8,693,090,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $15,962,481,664.00 | $8,906,660,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The George Armada of Starlight | $15,972,932,608.00 | $2,690,400,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $16,177,870,848.00 | $8,862,370,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $16,771,188,736.00 | $16,141,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $17,928,878,080.00 | $15,277,100,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $17,950,480,384.00 | $6,761,790,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $18,021,017,600.00 | $7,979,330,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $18,096,406,528.00 | $4,703,700,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $18,239,594,496.00 | $7,244,310,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $18,584,582,144.00 | $5,597,770,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $18,590,871,552.00 | $8,231,720,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $19,382,337,536.00 | $10,458,200,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $20,125,986,816.00 | $4,777,380,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $20,515,782,656.00 | $9,084,240,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $20,631,103,488.00 | $5,478,650,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $20,722,733,056.00 | $4,427,660,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $21,518,950,400.00 | $7,590,940,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $22,320,629,760.00 | $16,875,000,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $22,956,322,816.00 | $8,515,550,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $24,522,082,304.00 | $9,096,240,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $26,849,650,688.00 | $8,641,580,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $26,925,797,376.00 | $6,438,070,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $26,958,530,560.00 | $5,759,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $27,175,895,040.00 | $8,656,780,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $27,780,431,872.00 | $4,993,550,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $28,479,631,360.00 | $7,443,590,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $28,574,175,232.00 | $10,170,500,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $29,511,763,968.00 | $11,005,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $30,184,218,624.00 | $15,678,700,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $30,465,421,312.00 | $6,525,480,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $30,710,059,008.00 | $6,577,930,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $31,306,506,240.00 | $8,115,730,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $32,635,635,712.00 | $1,121,690,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $33,208,811,520.00 | $10,928,600,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $33,340,370,944.00 | $10,971,800,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $34,346,164,224.00 | $7,031,850,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $34,541,350,912.00 | $6,746,350,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $35,230,715,904.00 | $10,088,700,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $36,475,392,000.00 | $5,674,120,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $37,216,149,504.00 | $7,268,770,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $39,453,474,816.00 | $9,195,840,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $39,908,696,064.00 | $7,206,850,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $40,523,853,824.00 | $11,370,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $41,104,998,400.00 | $8,804,540,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $42,142,093,312.00 | $7,610,290,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $42,613,608,448.00 | $13,227,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $42,916,659,200.00 | $7,243,440,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $42,923,139,072.00 | $7,751,260,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $43,254,648,832.00 | $7,811,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $43,290,378,240.00 | $8,459,120,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $43,434,483,712.00 | $7,843,610,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $44,536,070,144.00 | $1,325,730,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $45,037,150,208.00 | $9,942,830,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $46,120,943,616.00 | $7,338,040,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $46,796,038,144.00 | $10,497,800,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $47,162,155,008.00 | $9,211,380,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $48,610,381,824.00 | $9,494,160,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $49,202,900,992.00 | $8,287,490,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $49,744,502,784.00 | $7,914,560,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $49,972,973,568.00 | $9,760,320,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $50,736,668,672.00 | $7,665,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $50,946,871,296.00 | $7,420,080,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $51,021,783,040.00 | $9,213,800,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $51,023,409,152.00 | $7,708,970,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $51,421,200,384.00 | $10,043,100,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $51,931,967,488.00 | $10,142,900,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $51,934,138,368.00 | $8,262,910,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $52,056,399,872.00 | $8,786,040,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $52,349,468,672.00 | $9,453,590,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $52,669,812,736.00 | $7,957,760,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $52,723,011,584.00 | $7,643,140,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $53,948,375,040.00 | $8,583,390,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $54,251,913,216.00 | $9,797,090,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $54,383,370,240.00 | $9,820,850,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $56,150,937,600.00 | $8,099,270,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $56,465,059,840.00 | $10,196,700,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $57,027,334,144.00 | $10,298,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $58,546,221,056.00 | $10,572,600,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $59,678,851,072.00 | $8,608,040,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $60,427,825,152.00 | $8,716,130,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $64,457,302,016.00 | $10,255,500,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $68,190,224,384.00 | $10,302,700,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $68,609,142,784.00 | $8,569,470,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $71,454,949,376.00 | $9,522,780,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $71,561,977,856.00 | $21,515,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $73,197,117,440.00 | $9,755,040,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $76,272,279,552.00 | $9,824,510,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $76,311,306,240.00 | $12,879,800,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $80,131,293,184.00 | $9,476,150,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $82,459,009,024.00 | $10,299,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $83,447,758,848.00 | $9,868,390,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $84,836,835,328.00 | $11,013,400,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $84,989,763,584.00 | $2,426,870,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $87,836,270,592.00 | $9,525,410,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $89,679,749,120.00 | $10,605,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $90,722,148,352.00 | $10,728,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $91,922,120,704.00 | $12,718,900,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $94,674,657,280.00 | $10,686,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $97,944,412,160.00 | $16,531,000,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Children of the Djel | $98,167,742,464.00 | $6,087,390,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $98,234,949,632.00 | $11,339,500,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $98,789,122,048.00 | $12,339,000,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $99,180,863,488.00 | $2,546,700,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $99,616,571,392.00 | $24,387,300,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $100,377,010,176.00 | $13,377,300,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $100,775,460,864.00 | $9,109,690,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $102,222,446,592.00 | $9,240,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $102,851,248,128.00 | $9,661,760,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $103,337,771,008.00 | $9,341,290,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $103,431,831,552.00 | $9,349,870,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $104,120,393,728.00 | $9,412,060,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $105,116,393,472.00 | $9,502,120,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $105,448,579,072.00 | $9,532,150,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $108,450,078,720.00 | $9,640,640,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $110,529,077,248.00 | $9,825,480,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $110,881,177,600.00 | $10,023,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $111,255,347,200.00 | $9,890,070,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $111,498,231,808.00 | $10,079,000,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $111,947,235,328.00 | $6,862,540,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $113,084,194,816.00 | $10,052,600,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $114,383,978,496.00 | $13,885,800,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $114,915,098,624.00 | $10,060,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $115,080,208,384.00 | $10,402,800,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $115,531,161,600.00 | $10,443,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $117,025,349,632.00 | $10,245,000,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $117,317,861,376.00 | $10,429,000,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $117,960,040,448.00 | $10,182,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $120,087,748,608.00 | $44,781,400,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $124,048,457,728.00 | $13,716,100,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $124,282,740,736.00 | $11,048,100,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $124,307,415,040.00 | $11,050,300,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $124,601,638,912.00 | $10,620,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $125,704,503,296.00 | $11,004,800,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $127,185,838,080.00 | $10,840,600,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $127,620,677,632.00 | $13,150,800,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $129,054,892,032.00 | $11,298,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $129,393,958,912.00 | $10,897,700,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $130,165,538,816.00 | $12,147,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $130,213,371,904.00 | $10,966,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $132,218,068,992.00 | $11,135,600,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $137,251,610,624.00 | $6,042,910,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $137,720,545,280.00 | $6,670,130,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $138,005,168,128.00 | $11,495,000,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $138,576,117,760.00 | $11,962,600,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $138,924,359,680.00 | $11,571,500,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $140,248,219,648.00 | $6,792,550,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $140,699,140,096.00 | $11,719,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $141,569,409,024.00 | $12,220,900,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $147,826,622,464.00 | $12,450,200,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $147,942,227,968.00 | $6,952,160,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $150,541,991,936.00 | $12,292,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $151,255,990,272.00 | $12,469,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $152,053,202,944.00 | $12,415,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $152,237,211,648.00 | $12,680,400,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $153,920,339,968.00 | $11,293,300,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $154,043,531,264.00 | $12,830,900,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $156,061,106,176.00 | $6,768,820,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $160,932,626,432.00 | $13,267,400,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $163,110,797,312.00 | $12,989,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $169,636,036,608.00 | $7,351,550,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $170,650,238,976.00 | $9,707,820,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $171,669,553,152.00 | $14,017,500,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $176,109,993,984.00 | $14,135,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $181,360,836,608.00 | $8,552,690,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $182,603,694,080.00 | $8,527,680,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $193,671,168,000.00 | $14,839,800,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $202,541,531,136.00 | $12,235,800,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $208,692,084,736.00 | $15,680,400,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $214,213,853,184.00 | $13,904,300,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $234,023,059,456.00 | $8,572,060,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $235,619,368,960.00 | $20,526,500,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $265,838,379,008.00 | $9,709,180,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $269,999,472,640.00 | $9,693,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $283,179,253,760.00 | $10,166,900,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $289,543,585,792.00 | $10,318,500,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $313,564,626,944.00 | $7,934,220,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $331,198,070,784.00 | $11,516,900,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $347,870,494,720.00 | $20,865,400,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $374,720,036,864.00 | $12,029,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $388,735,107,072.00 | $23,413,200,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $543,481,397,248.00 | $18,772,300,000,000.00 |
| The Navy Airmen of Eltran Navy Air Corps | $559,198,240,768.00 | $22,891,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $1,031,304,249,344.00 | $87,671,300,000,000.00 |
| The Great Scientific Junta of Bracksnit | $4,207,405,432,832.00 | $54,526,600,000,000.00 |
