| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Marine Airmen of Eltran Marine Air Wing | $-542,356,242,432.00 | $15,456,900,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-529,589,043,200.00 | $10,304,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-406,890,119,168.00 | $10,058,100,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-378,893,729,792.00 | $8,155,950,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-378,860,797,952.00 | $5,463,330,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-374,227,304,448.00 | $11,254,200,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-365,339,607,040.00 | $7,885,070,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-353,082,114,048.00 | $11,330,300,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-338,359,156,736.00 | $9,229,170,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-333,595,738,112.00 | $11,366,700,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-273,981,521,920.00 | $4,012,960,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-242,047,631,360.00 | $10,845,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-215,326,343,168.00 | $14,300,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-203,877,269,504.00 | $8,092,350,000,000.00 |
| The Airmen of Eltran Air Force | $-203,585,028,096.00 | $34,233,000,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-192,585,842,688.00 | $7,927,760,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-187,837,661,184.00 | $35,375,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-187,219,001,344.00 | $6,808,590,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-176,457,875,456.00 | $7,004,010,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-175,750,610,944.00 | $9,092,600,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-175,598,223,360.00 | $12,115,800,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-165,815,746,560.00 | $9,340,440,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-161,989,771,264.00 | $7,279,930,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-160,617,857,024.00 | $7,139,590,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-159,702,876,160.00 | $7,370,880,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-141,569,933,312.00 | $9,970,820,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-133,019,131,904.00 | $7,865,950,000,000.00 |
| The Army Airmen of Eltran Army Air Corps | $-131,436,699,648.00 | $10,993,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-128,772,243,456.00 | $6,339,530,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-127,096,725,504.00 | $8,011,800,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-124,879,970,304.00 | $5,701,550,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-124,466,929,664.00 | $7,948,620,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-121,243,066,368.00 | $6,930,660,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-118,415,818,752.00 | $1,355,410,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-117,144,133,632.00 | $11,378,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-115,305,488,384.00 | $7,100,700,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-112,571,891,712.00 | $3,929,080,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-112,549,797,888.00 | $6,931,010,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-112,403,136,512.00 | $8,024,110,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-112,013,180,928.00 | $7,728,560,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-107,741,118,464.00 | $8,143,290,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-103,624,671,232.00 | $9,430,030,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-103,359,234,048.00 | $7,812,100,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-102,470,615,040.00 | $8,492,350,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-101,277,384,704.00 | $14,687,000,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-98,746,351,616.00 | $6,550,500,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-97,702,371,328.00 | $9,780,790,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-97,207,050,240.00 | $7,551,430,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-96,968,704,000.00 | $5,971,500,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-91,792,457,728.00 | $9,526,020,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-91,168,636,928.00 | $6,517,980,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-88,689,868,800.00 | $9,204,060,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-87,844,855,808.00 | $5,574,650,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-85,982,183,424.00 | $10,492,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-84,880,703,488.00 | $9,908,720,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-84,594,712,576.00 | $10,625,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-83,401,187,328.00 | $10,220,500,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-83,112,845,312.00 | $11,847,600,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-82,710,134,784.00 | $7,785,090,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-80,037,478,400.00 | $8,733,600,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-79,643,828,224.00 | $10,787,100,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-78,108,418,048.00 | $7,857,280,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-77,662,347,264.00 | $5,780,730,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-76,919,726,080.00 | $9,386,960,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-76,146,638,848.00 | $8,309,060,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-75,620,564,992.00 | $9,050,750,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-75,321,720,832.00 | $9,203,830,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-74,968,956,928.00 | $7,056,430,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-74,292,748,288.00 | $8,891,860,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-74,076,160,000.00 | $7,704,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-74,009,894,912.00 | $9,681,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-73,423,912,960.00 | $10,028,800,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-73,078,702,080.00 | $7,600,500,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-72,818,679,808.00 | $10,374,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-71,948,697,600.00 | $6,332,870,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-71,930,003,456.00 | $6,427,220,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-71,168,319,488.00 | $6,698,720,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-70,811,820,032.00 | $7,726,950,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-70,499,950,592.00 | $6,635,790,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-70,305,382,400.00 | $8,028,380,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-70,174,490,624.00 | $7,235,100,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-70,060,277,760.00 | $6,857,060,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-69,692,022,784.00 | $6,900,020,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-69,521,776,640.00 | $8,702,840,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-69,365,374,976.00 | $7,214,310,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-69,261,426,688.00 | $9,443,160,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-68,969,988,096.00 | $3,765,570,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-68,799,700,992.00 | $7,093,350,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-67,831,148,544.00 | $6,715,760,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-67,788,144,640.00 | $10,234,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-67,702,816,768.00 | $7,387,690,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-66,052,665,344.00 | $9,022,030,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-63,606,214,656.00 | $8,033,060,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-63,371,366,400.00 | $6,067,550,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-62,795,255,808.00 | $8,504,250,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-62,300,348,416.00 | $5,270,440,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-62,157,705,216.00 | $8,131,110,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-62,038,740,992.00 | $4,792,280,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-61,960,892,416.00 | $7,075,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-59,969,589,248.00 | $5,222,800,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-59,650,363,392.00 | $4,449,530,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-59,578,839,040.00 | $16,365,100,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-59,424,530,432.00 | $8,522,250,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-58,955,145,216.00 | $8,454,970,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-58,003,173,376.00 | $7,269,970,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-57,858,338,816.00 | $8,908,680,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-57,133,871,104.00 | $8,241,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-55,925,874,688.00 | $8,525,670,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-54,913,372,160.00 | $6,882,680,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-53,986,091,008.00 | $13,751,200,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-53,511,573,504.00 | $8,975,730,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-53,221,294,080.00 | $3,958,240,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-52,627,136,512.00 | $9,179,370,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-52,618,481,664.00 | $6,595,030,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-52,347,551,744.00 | $9,493,450,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $-52,206,731,264.00 | $9,939,730,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-51,847,614,464.00 | $10,923,000,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-51,435,155,456.00 | $7,955,340,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-51,086,376,960.00 | $6,870,580,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-50,709,835,776.00 | $4,289,910,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-50,401,390,592.00 | $4,744,030,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-50,301,825,024.00 | $10,597,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-50,291,515,392.00 | $8,938,210,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-50,267,979,776.00 | $9,924,540,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-49,695,158,272.00 | $6,669,270,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-49,059,258,368.00 | $10,335,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-49,038,012,416.00 | $9,681,730,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-48,826,007,552.00 | $4,487,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-48,676,368,384.00 | $6,546,440,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-48,385,961,984.00 | $10,867,600,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-48,333,369,344.00 | $9,212,720,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-48,300,777,472.00 | $11,556,500,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-48,070,094,848.00 | $10,431,000,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-47,437,365,248.00 | $6,858,130,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-46,955,798,528.00 | $9,602,940,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-46,021,632,000.00 | $5,508,170,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-45,981,999,104.00 | $4,786,190,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-45,920,894,976.00 | $9,391,330,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-45,113,827,328.00 | $9,504,420,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-45,103,214,592.00 | $9,502,140,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-44,477,124,608.00 | $5,981,680,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-44,099,141,632.00 | $10,994,000,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-43,422,969,856.00 | $7,304,110,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-43,166,003,200.00 | $7,260,900,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-42,400,137,216.00 | $4,451,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-42,116,878,336.00 | $9,459,460,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-41,390,784,512.00 | $7,526,040,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-40,726,241,280.00 | $1,653,050,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-40,387,055,616.00 | $10,938,900,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-40,378,462,208.00 | $10,285,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-40,076,488,704.00 | $11,628,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-39,355,584,512.00 | $6,688,630,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-38,837,604,352.00 | $12,649,900,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-38,058,115,072.00 | $5,118,410,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-37,837,877,248.00 | $9,146,150,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-37,774,536,704.00 | $7,200,180,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-37,673,644,032.00 | $9,552,750,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-37,126,860,800.00 | $7,821,680,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-36,404,932,608.00 | $7,669,690,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-36,175,863,808.00 | $3,926,770,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-36,035,481,600.00 | $4,114,990,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-35,740,045,312.00 | $7,056,220,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-35,720,830,976.00 | $8,022,910,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-35,682,865,152.00 | $8,108,720,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-35,271,987,200.00 | $4,236,580,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-35,179,368,448.00 | $9,604,980,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-33,794,998,272.00 | $7,119,780,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-33,742,958,592.00 | $4,261,520,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-33,470,550,016.00 | $7,051,470,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-33,431,934,976.00 | $8,515,740,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-33,072,056,320.00 | $8,424,090,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-33,062,156,288.00 | $5,019,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-33,046,771,712.00 | $6,850,090,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-32,580,886,528.00 | $3,659,270,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-32,575,135,744.00 | $7,316,470,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-32,000,129,024.00 | $4,464,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-31,841,298,432.00 | $4,442,350,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-31,790,442,496.00 | $4,435,230,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-31,769,591,808.00 | $7,135,420,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-31,631,286,272.00 | $8,020,530,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-31,560,134,656.00 | $7,551,050,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-31,455,922,176.00 | $4,388,560,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-31,454,967,808.00 | $9,636,030,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-31,289,559,040.00 | $8,542,900,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-31,268,468,736.00 | $4,582,510,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-31,128,199,168.00 | $4,792,940,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-31,069,106,176.00 | $4,553,280,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-30,819,762,176.00 | $4,745,460,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-30,322,114,560.00 | $8,278,720,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-30,238,529,536.00 | $7,702,360,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-30,127,247,360.00 | $8,225,580,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-29,978,388,480.00 | $5,450,890,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-29,792,536,576.00 | $10,316,800,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-29,026,449,408.00 | $8,545,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-28,909,604,864.00 | $2,861,950,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-28,512,458,752.00 | $2,987,120,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-28,111,155,200.00 | $2,610,120,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-27,444,805,632.00 | $7,493,130,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-27,419,693,056.00 | $8,719,620,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-27,118,026,752.00 | $3,639,320,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-26,951,276,544.00 | $5,313,840,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-26,216,607,744.00 | $2,845,720,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-26,037,358,592.00 | $9,579,530,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-25,889,200,128.00 | $8,904,760,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Ultimate Suffering | $-25,348,122,624.00 | $2,455,180,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-25,225,361,408.00 | $9,869,770,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-25,200,906,240.00 | $9,271,860,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-24,768,999,424.00 | $9,691,220,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-24,647,680,000.00 | $10,004,100,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-24,541,949,952.00 | $3,099,490,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-24,454,819,840.00 | $11,864,000,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-24,199,241,728.00 | $9,029,520,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-24,014,606,336.00 | $9,747,180,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-23,827,556,352.00 | $4,008,000,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-23,778,988,032.00 | $3,317,520,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-23,621,605,376.00 | $8,813,920,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-23,336,583,168.00 | $13,758,500,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-23,289,710,592.00 | $8,568,600,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-22,823,741,440.00 | $5,381,180,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-22,669,664,256.00 | $3,813,230,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $-22,509,854,720.00 | $6,627,130,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-22,128,734,208.00 | $8,256,950,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-21,346,758,656.00 | $6,788,430,000,000.00 |
| The Big Brachycardian Caveman of J Blackwolf | $-21,193,402,368.00 | $8,602,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-21,078,421,504.00 | $3,089,110,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-21,070,880,768.00 | $4,967,920,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-20,871,335,936.00 | $3,726,980,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-20,853,590,016.00 | $1,250,200,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-20,533,057,536.00 | $3,649,270,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-20,424,271,872.00 | $3,385,430,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-20,309,526,528.00 | $14,224,000,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-20,306,282,496.00 | $8,611,780,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-20,238,483,456.00 | $5,958,320,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-19,822,002,176.00 | $3,778,250,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-19,808,241,664.00 | $5,831,680,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-19,769,540,608.00 | $7,376,590,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-19,691,130,880.00 | $4,206,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-19,317,981,184.00 | $9,547,270,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-19,164,063,744.00 | $7,150,720,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-19,020,412,928.00 | $3,396,470,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-18,944,253,952.00 | $7,689,190,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-18,660,730,880.00 | $4,097,060,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-18,316,238,848.00 | $2,648,020,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-18,128,783,360.00 | $2,458,350,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-17,771,077,632.00 | $7,213,060,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-17,765,791,744.00 | $4,188,680,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-17,658,736,640.00 | $5,615,570,000,000.00 |
| The Grand Duchy of Gab in The City of Truth | $-17,375,102,976.00 | $3,102,680,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-17,157,772,288.00 | $4,045,340,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-17,083,651,072.00 | $4,027,880,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-17,047,183,360.00 | $4,322,550,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-16,574,067,712.00 | $4,879,520,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elons | $-16,546,994,176.00 | $2,252,630,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-16,400,804,864.00 | $4,477,860,000,000.00 |
| The Starborn Magical Girl of Luneraraisu | $-16,356,180,992.00 | $2,078,250,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-16,273,897,472.00 | $4,443,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-16,138,509,312.00 | $4,406,230,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-16,000,036,864.00 | $7,762,200,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-15,816,865,792.00 | $4,318,430,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-15,749,036,032.00 | $4,299,940,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-15,723,732,992.00 | $4,293,010,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-15,469,919,232.00 | $4,223,700,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-15,022,788,608.00 | $4,422,830,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-15,017,728,000.00 | $2,312,340,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-14,827,486,208.00 | $6,567,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-14,821,598,208.00 | $4,713,370,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-14,796,937,216.00 | $4,356,350,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-14,571,409,408.00 | $6,455,120,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-14,427,662,336.00 | $3,081,780,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-14,210,749,440.00 | $4,519,120,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-14,045,042,688.00 | $9,212,170,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-13,984,242,688.00 | $2,859,930,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-13,832,379,392.00 | $4,757,710,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-13,776,945,152.00 | $2,228,630,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-13,686,800,384.00 | $4,707,660,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-13,609,188,352.00 | $7,939,500,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-13,558,797,312.00 | $7,910,220,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-13,534,068,736.00 | $4,655,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-13,282,863,104.00 | $4,956,220,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-13,234,612,224.00 | $4,938,260,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $-13,191,040,000.00 | $4,909,490,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-13,179,610,112.00 | $4,917,720,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elon | $-12,832,050,176.00 | $2,180,850,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-12,775,999,488.00 | $4,767,150,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-12,766,482,432.00 | $3,010,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-12,618,088,448.00 | $5,238,190,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-12,572,678,144.00 | $7,334,870,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-12,431,788,032.00 | $3,394,210,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-12,286,516,224.00 | $3,403,330,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-12,229,743,616.00 | $1,224,950,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-12,022,556,672.00 | $4,879,730,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-11,927,578,624.00 | $2,351,700,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-11,782,609,920.00 | $4,782,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-11,746,236,416.00 | $3,207,050,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-11,743,748,096.00 | $4,766,620,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of Good Old Watts | $-11,735,729,152.00 | $1,574,980,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-11,729,414,144.00 | $3,202,430,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-11,618,464,768.00 | $2,739,340,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor | $-11,615,377,408.00 | $1,326,390,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-11,590,961,152.00 | $1,520,990,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-11,552,486,400.00 | $5,116,860,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Progress is Congress | $-10,960,914,432.00 | $2,406,550,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-10,811,432,960.00 | $3,438,100,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-10,771,952,640.00 | $2,123,850,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-10,740,646,912.00 | $5,210,660,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-10,702,565,376.00 | $1,491,180,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-10,658,129,920.00 | $3,389,340,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-10,650,500,096.00 | $6,213,450,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-10,621,207,552.00 | $5,152,730,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-10,483,424,256.00 | $9,085,550,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-10,354,027,520.00 | $5,023,090,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-10,241,753,088.00 | $7,528,610,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-10,185,805,824.00 | $5,431,190,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-10,016,191,488.00 | $1,087,220,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-9,726,375,936.00 | $3,629,260,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Women Voters | $-9,692,642,304.00 | $2,646,360,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-9,571,769,344.00 | $1,270,690,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-9,564,308,480.00 | $1,739,060,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-9,500,769,280.00 | $2,990,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-9,469,606,912.00 | $5,583,060,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $-9,450,158,080.00 | $1,193,500,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-9,097,667,584.00 | $1,703,840,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-9,053,155,328.00 | $1,782,380,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $-9,007,010,816.00 | $2,864,270,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-8,742,196,224.00 | $7,531,640,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-8,679,229,440.00 | $1,359,290,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-8,572,729,856.00 | $2,021,220,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $-8,492,532,736.00 | $3,761,520,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,374,894,592.00 | $7,949,960,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-7,969,803,264.00 | $1,749,830,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-7,948,865,024.00 | $3,856,270,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-7,914,721,792.00 | $3,839,720,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-7,858,755,584.00 | $979,700,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-7,804,333,568.00 | $5,736,900,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-7,742,691,328.00 | $5,691,680,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-7,726,444,544.00 | $2,274,740,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $-7,617,422,336.00 | $4,140,330,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-7,451,626,496.00 | $8,146,810,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-7,450,066,944.00 | $1,544,290,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-7,352,950,784.00 | $1,524,160,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $-7,337,567,232.00 | $8,077,490,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-7,310,510,080.00 | $1,393,450,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-7,062,852,096.00 | $1,550,700,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-6,954,786,304.00 | $1,264,580,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-6,883,057,152.00 | $4,514,610,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-6,742,398,976.00 | $3,975,120,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-6,715,265,024.00 | $1,129,570,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $-6,698,392,064.00 | $1,698,470,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of The Gwangi | $-6,586,566,144.00 | $2,094,560,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-6,531,103,232.00 | $2,700,770,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-6,511,240,704.00 | $3,829,140,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-6,367,202,304.00 | $5,900,480,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-6,269,458,432.00 | $3,098,440,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Greedy Elon | $-6,221,211,136.00 | $2,139,840,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-6,114,291,712.00 | $9,627,960,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-5,492,066,816.00 | $3,204,050,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-5,310,851,072.00 | $2,352,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-5,206,893,056.00 | $4,328,500,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-4,866,223,104.00 | $1,321,190,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-4,732,012,544.00 | $1,501,120,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-4,568,814,080.00 | $2,436,130,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-4,518,272,512.00 | $4,237,030,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-4,164,183,808.00 | $6,220,810,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-4,104,297,984.00 | $6,463,110,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best of The Best Sir | $-4,011,271,168.00 | $3,389,810,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-3,985,720,320.00 | $3,433,860,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-3,748,872,448.00 | $1,398,830,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-3,629,578,496.00 | $7,281,880,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-3,403,672,832.00 | $4,987,490,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-3,322,721,536.00 | $4,574,550,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-3,280,657,664.00 | $7,056,970,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-3,277,533,696.00 | $3,583,290,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-3,250,185,216.00 | $4,196,110,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of The Ents | $-3,245,900,800.00 | $499,786,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-3,233,590,016.00 | $3,032,360,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-3,063,484,672.00 | $1,801,580,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-2,947,199,232.00 | $5,888,210,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-2,802,136,064.00 | $1,368,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-2,633,379,328.00 | $10,100,100,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-2,450,619,904.00 | $3,591,200,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-2,364,751,104.00 | $9,069,360,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-2,256,681,216.00 | $1,101,780,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,103,339,776.00 | $1,949,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-2,093,445,760.00 | $1,022,090,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elon | $-2,090,824,064.00 | $1,937,540,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-2,053,928,832.00 | $7,876,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-1,997,384,448.00 | $8,435,100,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-1,932,499,328.00 | $3,089,910,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-1,883,936,256.00 | $2,760,840,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-1,846,258,304.00 | $1,710,960,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-1,836,475,008.00 | $7,042,440,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $-1,737,581,440.00 | $1,629,460,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-1,380,826,496.00 | $5,295,220,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best Sir | $-1,079,140,224.00 | $2,321,600,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-1,045,049,408.00 | $4,413,770,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-1,001,270,336.00 | $1,292,660,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $-839,979,840.00 | $1,685,210,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-697,075,584.00 | $1,499,480,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $-688,154,752.00 | $1,480,360,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $-645,052,608.00 | $2,474,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $-383,718,688.00 | $5,577,440,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-281,706,048.00 | $4,093,030,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $-281,085,376.00 | $4,084,310,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-271,092,416.00 | $27,950,200,000.00 |
| The Republic of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-109,121,264.00 | $1,586,080,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $14,766,654.00 | $4,004,650,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $31,905,706.00 | $3,319,370,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $43,324,848.00 | $4,513,180,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $43,349,720.00 | $4,503,480,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $175,117,536.00 | $1,594,880,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $314,779,872.00 | $1,281,500,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $455,322,432.00 | $4,147,290,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $457,331,552.00 | $4,165,250,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $460,667,104.00 | $1,718,990,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $471,501,920.00 | $1,681,190,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $658,256,640.00 | $1,400,090,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $749,627,648.00 | $1,696,940,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $803,282,816.00 | $2,125,590,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $1,150,382,592.00 | $10,476,000,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $1,191,641,856.00 | $4,249,160,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $1,197,789,824.00 | $4,270,720,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $1,211,239,936.00 | $2,741,700,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $1,239,189,632.00 | $1,096,560,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $1,330,494,720.00 | $1,800,040,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $1,379,927,040.00 | $1,866,830,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $1,606,300,800.00 | $5,727,130,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $1,615,690,496.00 | $1,847,180,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $1,650,116,992.00 | $5,884,170,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $1,666,660,480.00 | $3,544,850,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $1,924,302,848.00 | $4,356,320,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $2,546,659,328.00 | $5,765,160,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $2,567,672,832.00 | $5,812,650,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $3,298,440,960.00 | $3,714,260,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $3,443,631,872.00 | $4,658,730,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $3,654,253,824.00 | $6,147,720,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $4,034,455,552.00 | $6,448,160,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $4,064,556,800.00 | $6,496,910,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $4,231,038,208.00 | $6,762,700,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $4,270,445,568.00 | $6,825,610,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $4,884,074,496.00 | $1,613,510,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $5,195,488,256.00 | $8,740,170,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $5,522,891,264.00 | $3,103,490,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Green Armada of Starlight | $5,670,444,544.00 | $1,679,390,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $5,671,646,720.00 | $6,483,970,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $5,701,892,608.00 | $9,592,390,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $5,711,934,464.00 | $1,691,670,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $5,940,959,744.00 | $1,467,970,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $6,191,001,088.00 | $1,817,650,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $6,362,240,512.00 | $5,097,150,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $6,393,393,152.00 | $5,122,040,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $6,654,759,936.00 | $11,195,200,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Greedy Elons | $6,726,369,792.00 | $2,369,420,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $6,793,156,096.00 | $8,488,430,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $6,963,811,328.00 | $4,170,890,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $7,177,659,904.00 | $5,272,870,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $7,723,878,400.00 | $1,945,500,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $7,765,550,592.00 | $7,844,590,000,000.00 |
| The Hostile Takeover of Warzone Trindon Dad | $8,003,651,584.00 | $9,150,210,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $8,008,321,536.00 | $5,456,970,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $8,362,404,864.00 | $9,445,140,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $8,513,990,144.00 | $9,616,480,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $8,544,493,056.00 | $5,287,260,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $8,552,078,848.00 | $7,113,790,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $8,573,524,992.00 | $14,422,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $8,900,140,032.00 | $3,034,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $8,938,660,864.00 | $7,435,370,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $9,212,461,056.00 | $10,405,100,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $9,409,680,384.00 | $9,756,310,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elons | $9,450,373,120.00 | $2,671,670,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $9,493,141,504.00 | $3,247,700,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $9,698,614,272.00 | $2,313,320,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $9,741,282,304.00 | $10,100,100,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $10,021,053,440.00 | $11,318,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $10,047,007,744.00 | $3,133,160,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $10,082,787,328.00 | $3,823,900,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $10,569,759,744.00 | $10,513,600,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Heights | $10,682,708,992.00 | $2,942,570,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $10,726,854,656.00 | $11,121,900,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $10,933,425,152.00 | $3,851,370,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $11,161,375,744.00 | $10,753,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $11,826,593,792.00 | $10,691,100,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $11,831,415,808.00 | $2,242,410,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $11,927,964,672.00 | $6,862,680,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The George Armada of Starlight | $12,053,532,672.00 | $1,817,060,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $12,250,703,872.00 | $5,107,470,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $12,438,414,336.00 | $7,449,890,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $12,501,167,104.00 | $7,192,620,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $12,948,137,984.00 | $7,449,800,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $13,092,184,064.00 | $7,841,350,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $13,395,108,864.00 | $7,706,980,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $13,448,358,912.00 | $7,737,440,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $13,647,271,936.00 | $12,337,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $14,095,960,064.00 | $10,355,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $14,351,074,304.00 | $12,703,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $14,599,313,408.00 | $12,923,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $14,615,414,784.00 | $12,937,400,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $14,887,742,464.00 | $8,916,870,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $15,090,899,968.00 | $3,728,850,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $15,829,831,680.00 | $7,083,080,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $16,076,482,560.00 | $7,193,450,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $16,276,047,872.00 | $12,188,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $16,493,820,928.00 | $8,499,590,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $16,527,556,608.00 | $12,376,500,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $16,816,357,376.00 | $8,307,570,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $17,128,851,456.00 | $3,596,390,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $17,274,765,312.00 | $3,900,110,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $17,632,026,624.00 | $12,014,600,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $18,275,893,248.00 | $13,425,600,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $19,428,012,032.00 | $4,893,580,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $19,502,911,488.00 | $5,442,410,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $19,825,670,144.00 | $7,338,710,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $20,017,684,480.00 | $5,928,530,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $20,235,665,408.00 | $4,550,290,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $20,300,947,456.00 | $3,686,980,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $20,359,092,224.00 | $7,536,170,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $20,794,431,488.00 | $7,697,400,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $21,369,407,488.00 | $6,765,030,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $21,371,725,824.00 | $9,185,420,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $21,462,925,312.00 | $8,139,790,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $21,846,802,432.00 | $8,086,890,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $21,846,802,432.00 | $8,086,890,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $22,204,100,608.00 | $8,219,140,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $22,771,550,208.00 | $8,429,280,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $23,426,013,184.00 | $7,464,300,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $24,118,495,232.00 | $15,923,600,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $24,236,310,528.00 | $7,722,530,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $24,627,449,856.00 | $6,962,280,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $24,866,070,528.00 | $14,204,100,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $25,150,097,408.00 | $15,162,800,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $26,322,548,736.00 | $4,179,410,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $26,990,718,976.00 | $8,600,130,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $27,642,955,776.00 | $5,020,400,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $28,288,593,920.00 | $7,972,540,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $29,054,699,520.00 | $6,471,180,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $29,219,143,680.00 | $15,751,600,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $30,364,540,928.00 | $8,557,590,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $30,472,724,480.00 | $7,609,890,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $31,335,071,744.00 | $1,054,480,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $31,631,575,040.00 | $5,858,690,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $31,812,548,608.00 | $8,087,420,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $32,346,230,784.00 | $6,051,210,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $33,589,219,328.00 | $4,748,030,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $34,968,928,256.00 | $7,541,780,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $35,390,902,272.00 | $6,118,680,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $35,729,666,048.00 | $6,177,200,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $36,032,716,800.00 | $9,553,060,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $36,204,658,688.00 | $14,810,800,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $38,249,472,000.00 | $10,390,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $38,692,564,992.00 | $8,031,200,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $39,118,495,744.00 | $6,318,050,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $40,249,253,888.00 | $10,231,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $40,419,643,392.00 | $10,274,500,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $40,927,813,632.00 | $9,530,850,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $42,318,471,168.00 | $6,834,800,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $42,692,972,544.00 | $1,251,040,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $44,414,922,752.00 | $6,761,810,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $45,364,797,440.00 | $10,539,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $45,429,256,192.00 | $9,203,640,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $46,960,164,864.00 | $6,787,950,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $47,120,633,856.00 | $7,173,780,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $47,847,305,216.00 | $8,272,270,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $47,909,163,008.00 | $7,293,810,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $48,135,557,120.00 | $12,520,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $48,292,913,152.00 | $7,352,200,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $48,612,532,224.00 | $7,400,850,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $48,812,957,696.00 | $6,486,650,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $49,186,455,552.00 | $9,339,320,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $49,517,322,240.00 | $6,836,030,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $50,817,175,552.00 | $7,660,660,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $53,446,631,424.00 | $8,632,230,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $53,678,641,152.00 | $8,268,040,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $53,747,601,408.00 | $7,420,090,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $54,116,544,512.00 | $7,173,000,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $54,498,074,624.00 | $7,223,530,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $55,328,600,064.00 | $8,936,140,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $56,362,885,120.00 | $7,470,750,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $56,387,043,328.00 | $7,784,470,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $56,591,769,600.00 | $8,180,090,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $56,705,523,712.00 | $8,632,980,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $56,978,116,608.00 | $9,202,570,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $57,670,488,064.00 | $7,186,690,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $58,211,627,008.00 | $8,862,210,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $58,563,530,752.00 | $9,458,610,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $58,774,257,664.00 | $8,113,980,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $59,349,622,784.00 | $9,585,580,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $59,386,044,416.00 | $7,586,160,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $60,555,141,120.00 | $9,219,030,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $60,725,465,088.00 | $9,244,980,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $63,239,823,360.00 | $9,627,760,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $63,401,963,520.00 | $8,099,120,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $63,722,942,464.00 | $9,701,290,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $64,306,823,168.00 | $8,214,770,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $65,597,542,400.00 | $9,986,740,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $69,693,497,344.00 | $9,621,470,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $70,385,475,584.00 | $8,000,620,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $72,863,219,712.00 | $9,657,840,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $75,079,327,744.00 | $8,998,370,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $76,753,362,944.00 | $9,199,040,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $79,499,984,896.00 | $9,267,450,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $81,122,115,584.00 | $2,281,060,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $81,453,506,560.00 | $8,849,900,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $82,722,013,184.00 | $11,957,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $82,725,953,536.00 | $19,998,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $85,456,084,992.00 | $9,284,810,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $85,709,094,912.00 | $9,742,460,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $87,660,158,976.00 | $8,859,000,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $89,938,624,512.00 | $9,771,760,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $92,231,688,192.00 | $10,331,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $93,236,256,768.00 | $10,130,100,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $94,675,156,992.00 | $2,396,680,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $94,712,406,016.00 | $86,735,400,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Children of the Djel | $95,964,479,488.00 | $5,703,700,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $96,112,394,240.00 | $10,044,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $97,321,000,960.00 | $12,023,800,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $100,670,783,488.00 | $10,720,000,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $101,614,067,712.00 | $11,550,400,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $103,508,951,040.00 | $8,544,060,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $104,939,110,400.00 | $8,662,130,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $105,344,106,496.00 | $12,625,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $105,797,099,520.00 | $8,732,980,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $106,310,795,264.00 | $22,752,000,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $106,343,350,272.00 | $8,778,060,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $107,175,403,520.00 | $8,846,750,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $107,672,436,736.00 | $9,135,960,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $108,111,724,544.00 | $8,924,040,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $108,286,238,720.00 | $15,652,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $108,475,891,712.00 | $8,954,090,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $110,793,564,160.00 | $9,035,250,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $112,284,737,536.00 | $6,460,390,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $113,062,150,144.00 | $9,220,280,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $113,773,191,168.00 | $9,278,240,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $114,145,779,712.00 | $9,422,080,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $114,873,548,800.00 | $9,482,190,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $115,686,776,832.00 | $9,434,290,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $116,781,359,104.00 | $9,418,270,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $117,941,518,336.00 | $13,095,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $118,748,553,216.00 | $9,802,060,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $119,218,233,344.00 | $9,614,780,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $119,476,879,360.00 | $9,862,170,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $119,615,979,520.00 | $9,548,570,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $120,852,996,096.00 | $9,855,620,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $124,909,887,488.00 | $12,831,200,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $125,665,902,592.00 | $9,938,930,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $126,949,957,632.00 | $11,289,200,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $128,042,319,872.00 | $10,441,900,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $128,233,840,640.00 | $10,457,500,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $128,408,223,744.00 | $12,428,600,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $128,453,427,200.00 | $10,159,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $128,648,888,320.00 | $10,375,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $129,855,381,504.00 | $42,388,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $129,986,248,704.00 | $10,190,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $131,096,199,168.00 | $10,277,800,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $132,059,848,704.00 | $10,650,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $133,316,681,728.00 | $10,451,800,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $136,343,625,728.00 | $5,668,090,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $137,564,897,280.00 | $6,304,870,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $138,370,023,424.00 | $10,759,800,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $139,695,226,880.00 | $10,862,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $139,904,745,472.00 | $6,412,110,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $141,462,192,128.00 | $11,000,200,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $141,571,522,560.00 | $11,301,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $144,991,223,808.00 | $11,574,200,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $145,850,384,384.00 | $6,571,980,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $148,974,256,128.00 | $6,353,220,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $149,773,434,880.00 | $11,742,000,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $150,403,809,280.00 | $11,524,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $151,797,727,232.00 | $11,714,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $152,016,076,800.00 | $11,648,200,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $152,094,801,920.00 | $10,563,900,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $153,763,151,872.00 | $11,956,800,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $155,734,065,152.00 | $12,110,000,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $161,089,798,144.00 | $12,115,600,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $162,072,952,832.00 | $12,507,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $166,045,024,256.00 | $6,902,530,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $173,009,846,272.00 | $13,256,800,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $175,137,587,200.00 | $9,205,660,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $175,979,347,968.00 | $13,313,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $176,813,473,792.00 | $7,964,090,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $179,254,591,488.00 | $8,026,550,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $190,199,726,080.00 | $13,897,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $192,805,421,056.00 | $7,686,290,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $201,827,614,720.00 | $11,474,100,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $203,044,372,480.00 | $14,618,000,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $214,767,648,768.00 | $13,148,800,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $228,534,550,528.00 | $8,044,840,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $240,724,246,528.00 | $19,408,100,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $261,068,177,408.00 | $9,188,270,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $263,221,411,840.00 | $9,112,960,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $277,211,348,992.00 | $9,597,310,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $280,102,436,864.00 | $9,743,970,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $303,708,110,848.00 | $7,505,920,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $322,478,735,360.00 | $10,870,900,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $344,066,916,352.00 | $19,549,000,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $368,051,683,328.00 | $11,386,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $383,008,669,696.00 | $21,954,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $530,248,663,040.00 | $17,774,600,000,000.00 |
| The Navy Airmen of Eltran Navy Air Corps | $547,758,374,912.00 | $21,667,800,000,000.00 |
