| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-672,687,128,576.00 | $13,140,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-498,383,880,192.00 | $12,365,600,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-496,776,216,576.00 | $14,848,900,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-476,916,842,496.00 | $6,894,670,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-475,806,728,192.00 | $10,325,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-470,355,214,336.00 | $10,169,200,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-458,404,888,576.00 | $13,841,400,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-427,744,886,784.00 | $11,712,500,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-423,069,712,384.00 | $14,507,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-302,741,880,832.00 | $7,729,570,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-297,944,940,544.00 | $13,443,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-251,230,797,824.00 | $10,035,400,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-243,463,159,808.00 | $10,101,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-230,234,570,752.00 | $8,431,240,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-225,958,608,896.00 | $43,517,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-222,661,378,048.00 | $8,894,190,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-215,657,578,496.00 | $15,093,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-213,683,191,808.00 | $11,169,600,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-208,962,437,120.00 | $9,703,140,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-208,742,809,600.00 | $9,334,840,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-207,811,264,512.00 | $11,816,300,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-204,683,837,440.00 | $9,274,960,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $-203,722,014,720.00 | $11,583,800,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-192,917,618,688.00 | $2,216,060,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-175,372,124,160.00 | $10,469,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-174,620,917,760.00 | $11,745,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-172,138,496,000.00 | $12,282,000,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-162,063,368,192.00 | $10,431,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-158,363,729,920.00 | $7,874,100,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-155,067,088,896.00 | $7,148,160,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-154,938,998,784.00 | $9,900,760,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-151,218,307,072.00 | $14,862,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-148,209,401,856.00 | $8,562,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-146,691,211,264.00 | $8,474,990,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-139,856,494,592.00 | $10,095,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-138,995,843,072.00 | $9,728,040,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-138,965,417,984.00 | $8,652,550,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-133,990,072,320.00 | $10,280,000,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-129,105,051,648.00 | $9,905,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-128,500,178,944.00 | $12,955,600,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-126,732,861,440.00 | $10,670,100,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-126,597,857,280.00 | $9,936,040,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-126,230,978,560.00 | $11,680,200,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-124,177,784,832.00 | $18,297,300,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $-124,075,679,744.00 | $8,325,470,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-123,956,781,056.00 | $8,317,470,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-123,081,678,848.00 | $7,663,560,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-118,901,858,304.00 | $12,115,100,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-115,554,279,424.00 | $8,360,330,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-114,283,560,960.00 | $11,995,700,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-109,626,064,896.00 | $7,002,000,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-107,812,503,552.00 | $5,930,710,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-107,254,628,352.00 | $13,308,100,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-104,377,925,632.00 | $12,995,900,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-102,796,255,232.00 | $13,165,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-102,303,776,768.00 | $12,209,200,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-101,168,775,168.00 | $14,574,600,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-100,092,796,928.00 | $9,580,260,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-99,168,133,120.00 | $9,600,200,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-96,828,833,792.00 | $13,400,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-96,812,793,856.00 | $10,748,600,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-95,285,182,464.00 | $7,171,990,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-95,219,859,456.00 | $11,855,700,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-94,998,388,736.00 | $4,410,060,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $-94,543,380,480.00 | $11,771,400,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-93,356,187,648.00 | $10,364,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-92,980,895,744.00 | $8,899,510,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-92,369,575,936.00 | $11,253,000,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-91,406,385,152.00 | $9,670,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-90,488,438,784.00 | $8,985,490,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-90,451,247,104.00 | $12,049,000,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-90,395,828,224.00 | $9,458,470,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-90,358,210,560.00 | $9,559,830,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-90,177,454,080.00 | $8,192,130,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-89,594,298,368.00 | $11,286,200,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-89,357,877,248.00 | $10,362,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-89,132,023,808.00 | $12,400,100,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-89,104,564,224.00 | $8,528,490,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-88,659,197,952.00 | $9,276,770,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-88,605,769,728.00 | $12,860,100,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-88,307,982,336.00 | $8,452,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-88,220,139,520.00 | $9,230,840,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-87,811,252,224.00 | $9,749,190,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-87,536,369,664.00 | $8,814,630,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-86,808,764,416.00 | $9,184,310,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-85,994,110,976.00 | $10,959,600,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-85,808,939,008.00 | $8,640,680,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-85,072,543,744.00 | $9,445,110,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-84,354,711,552.00 | $11,648,700,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-83,420,364,800.00 | $12,891,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-82,649,554,944.00 | $6,209,420,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-82,333,532,160.00 | $11,454,300,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-82,324,963,328.00 | $10,565,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-81,066,377,216.00 | $9,400,580,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-81,019,486,208.00 | $6,926,730,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-78,978,056,192.00 | $6,168,710,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-78,890,221,568.00 | $6,744,680,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-78,685,011,968.00 | $10,846,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-78,525,235,200.00 | $10,460,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-77,941,915,648.00 | $6,866,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-76,449,964,032.00 | $7,103,380,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-74,827,915,264.00 | $5,655,770,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-74,591,174,656.00 | $11,688,800,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-73,952,329,728.00 | $10,794,800,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-73,309,888,512.00 | $10,701,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-73,273,835,520.00 | $10,828,900,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-72,352,997,376.00 | $20,685,200,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-71,806,918,656.00 | $7,637,220,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-71,728,463,872.00 | $7,555,750,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-70,434,037,760.00 | $9,031,210,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-69,950,578,688.00 | $10,872,400,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-68,400,336,896.00 | $11,700,000,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-67,738,587,136.00 | $17,962,200,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-67,713,736,704.00 | $8,682,440,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-67,366,883,328.00 | $11,985,900,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-66,974,224,384.00 | $12,392,900,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-65,482,612,736.00 | $8,396,350,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-63,809,277,952.00 | $8,738,660,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-63,636,893,696.00 | $8,761,830,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-62,668,869,632.00 | $9,939,010,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-62,414,204,928.00 | $5,973,860,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-61,851,783,168.00 | $12,123,500,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-61,411,930,112.00 | $13,427,800,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-60,925,489,152.00 | $8,996,420,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-60,616,101,888.00 | $11,067,000,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-60,200,443,904.00 | $12,324,200,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-59,995,488,256.00 | $13,118,100,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-59,821,862,912.00 | $13,384,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-59,206,041,600.00 | $12,120,700,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-58,796,982,272.00 | $12,856,200,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-57,958,146,048.00 | $9,913,830,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-57,854,713,856.00 | $13,499,200,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-57,383,280,640.00 | $14,277,900,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-57,209,856,000.00 | $6,969,650,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-56,767,078,400.00 | $7,815,960,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-56,382,799,872.00 | $11,870,800,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-56,011,345,920.00 | $6,172,070,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-55,607,996,416.00 | $9,572,770,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-55,582,740,480.00 | $7,885,790,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-55,569,752,064.00 | $6,443,930,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-55,426,433,024.00 | $11,669,400,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-55,344,480,256.00 | $9,527,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-54,964,170,752.00 | $12,018,100,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-54,818,295,808.00 | $11,986,200,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-54,624,940,032.00 | $6,664,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-54,383,738,880.00 | $14,029,600,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-52,943,912,960.00 | $7,495,420,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-52,796,993,536.00 | $9,836,190,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-52,600,598,528.00 | $6,750,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-51,787,939,840.00 | $12,083,700,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-50,801,561,600.00 | $6,855,620,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-50,721,951,744.00 | $2,290,830,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-50,019,999,744.00 | $8,659,580,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-49,766,645,760.00 | $7,060,660,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-49,656,233,984.00 | $4,676,460,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-49,527,300,096.00 | $13,133,300,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-49,236,279,296.00 | $13,898,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-48,861,126,656.00 | $14,737,200,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-48,700,268,544.00 | $7,260,740,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-48,585,699,328.00 | $7,243,690,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-48,036,823,040.00 | $7,527,620,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-47,810,510,848.00 | $9,371,330,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-47,622,168,576.00 | $7,462,640,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-47,454,752,768.00 | $8,443,110,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-46,995,312,640.00 | $5,734,000,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-46,505,598,976.00 | $15,847,200,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-46,211,629,056.00 | $6,362,620,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-45,861,941,248.00 | $12,018,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-45,788,569,600.00 | $8,530,490,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-45,493,141,504.00 | $11,358,800,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-44,537,925,632.00 | $10,345,300,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-44,488,306,688.00 | $9,727,540,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-44,488,159,232.00 | $5,428,070,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-43,707,428,864.00 | $9,556,730,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-43,314,405,376.00 | $8,867,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-43,048,906,752.00 | $12,166,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-42,744,369,152.00 | $9,973,490,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-42,721,062,912.00 | $9,968,170,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-42,561,392,640.00 | $6,522,430,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-42,381,332,480.00 | $8,967,540,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-42,364,801,024.00 | $11,973,200,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-42,239,123,456.00 | $5,992,660,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-41,721,982,976.00 | $5,713,890,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-41,636,044,800.00 | $5,975,860,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-41,270,059,008.00 | $9,023,810,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-40,887,566,336.00 | $8,940,110,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-40,788,520,960.00 | $5,602,340,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-40,466,780,160.00 | $6,356,030,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-40,205,901,824.00 | $10,661,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-40,048,672,768.00 | $10,495,400,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-39,852,904,448.00 | $9,298,890,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-39,652,102,144.00 | $10,514,600,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-38,932,111,360.00 | $9,084,080,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-38,483,714,048.00 | $9,575,290,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-38,404,386,816.00 | $10,854,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-38,068,903,936.00 | $10,759,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-37,533,323,264.00 | $12,012,900,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-37,117,018,112.00 | $9,842,360,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-36,708,450,304.00 | $11,206,400,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-36,666,023,936.00 | $6,672,720,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-35,605,917,696.00 | $6,810,470,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-35,499,024,384.00 | $2,683,140,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-35,452,813,312.00 | $10,019,800,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-35,395,227,648.00 | $8,612,770,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-35,292,672,000.00 | $12,804,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-34,625,716,224.00 | $11,439,700,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-32,728,307,712.00 | $4,879,480,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-32,509,874,176.00 | $11,641,600,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-32,138,305,536.00 | $13,648,900,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $-32,051,920,896.00 | $3,531,900,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-31,834,970,112.00 | $4,746,280,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-31,830,806,528.00 | $8,996,110,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-31,560,421,376.00 | $12,183,600,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-31,527,221,248.00 | $5,756,070,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-31,011,915,776.00 | $9,467,340,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-30,691,051,520.00 | $11,848,100,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-30,596,685,824.00 | $9,340,680,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-30,492,545,024.00 | $5,976,790,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-30,490,449,920.00 | $12,949,100,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-30,424,842,240.00 | $12,511,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-30,350,893,056.00 | $11,818,200,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-30,350,483,456.00 | $7,385,180,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-30,048,692,224.00 | $12,356,600,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-29,955,588,096.00 | $11,664,200,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-29,629,802,496.00 | $7,209,810,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-29,484,457,984.00 | $5,365,770,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-29,451,163,648.00 | $4,169,490,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Seasonal Spectre of Santy Claws | $-29,254,389,760.00 | $14,946,700,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-28,801,925,120.00 | $9,515,640,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-28,767,451,136.00 | $11,105,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-28,733,157,376.00 | $6,502,370,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-28,712,482,816.00 | $5,349,210,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-28,551,024,640.00 | $11,117,500,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-28,351,733,760.00 | $5,246,190,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-27,971,368,960.00 | $4,436,130,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-27,856,961,536.00 | $7,873,040,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-27,273,465,856.00 | $6,636,400,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-27,095,361,536.00 | $11,507,400,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-27,060,293,632.00 | $16,947,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-26,453,100,544.00 | $4,145,350,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-26,171,179,008.00 | $10,190,800,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-26,084,628,480.00 | $5,246,850,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-25,978,859,520.00 | $6,808,210,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-25,922,152,448.00 | $1,563,610,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-25,773,918,208.00 | $7,868,340,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-25,773,918,208.00 | $7,868,340,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-25,711,525,888.00 | $7,849,340,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-25,002,065,920.00 | $10,618,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-24,987,033,600.00 | $7,061,930,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $-24,702,038,016.00 | $18,586,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-24,692,660,224.00 | $6,978,740,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-24,680,804,352.00 | $18,570,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-24,668,215,296.00 | $6,971,810,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-24,628,004,864.00 | $7,518,460,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-24,584,560,640.00 | $8,122,360,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-24,474,519,552.00 | $4,163,500,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-24,466,608,128.00 | $8,083,340,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-24,448,552,960.00 | $5,147,350,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-24,409,448,448.00 | $5,139,130,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-24,259,416,064.00 | $6,856,270,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-24,243,027,968.00 | $6,851,650,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-23,794,956,288.00 | $10,943,000,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-23,725,658,112.00 | $10,076,200,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-23,284,543,488.00 | $5,269,270,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-23,134,351,360.00 | $7,062,510,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-22,963,038,208.00 | $7,010,260,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-22,697,048,064.00 | $6,822,860,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-22,616,240,128.00 | $10,513,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-22,498,234,368.00 | $7,433,030,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-22,213,439,488.00 | $5,405,170,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-22,184,716,288.00 | $587,855,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-22,141,609,984.00 | $5,387,710,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-22,114,947,072.00 | $8,611,260,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-22,092,036,096.00 | $11,960,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-22,060,310,528.00 | $4,109,890,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-21,702,893,568.00 | $10,141,600,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-21,352,548,352.00 | $6,109,740,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-21,144,373,248.00 | $10,803,100,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-21,091,819,520.00 | $5,132,300,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-21,029,838,848.00 | $5,943,490,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-20,976,642,048.00 | $7,511,590,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-20,955,641,856.00 | $7,504,080,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-20,876,648,448.00 | $2,184,410,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-20,783,755,264.00 | $7,540,600,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-20,758,175,744.00 | $4,192,830,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-20,689,934,336.00 | $7,408,970,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-20,342,775,808.00 | $5,749,380,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-20,301,942,784.00 | $5,737,820,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-20,269,182,976.00 | $5,728,580,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-20,079,280,128.00 | $4,955,810,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-20,025,315,328.00 | $7,730,610,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-19,974,533,120.00 | $7,777,850,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-19,941,634,048.00 | $7,765,020,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-19,750,465,536.00 | $7,690,580,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-19,745,796,096.00 | $3,870,380,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-19,392,915,456.00 | $4,082,950,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-19,285,739,520.00 | $3,592,970,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-19,170,455,552.00 | $7,464,690,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-18,846,957,568.00 | $8,179,360,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-18,534,567,936.00 | $6,123,470,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-18,527,021,056.00 | $6,121,030,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-18,379,454,464.00 | $6,072,260,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-18,212,153,344.00 | $7,734,750,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-18,187,571,200.00 | $7,724,230,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-18,105,993,216.00 | $9,250,870,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-18,022,678,528.00 | $4,078,550,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-17,857,224,704.00 | $11,561,800,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-17,758,812,160.00 | $12,441,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-17,404,819,456.00 | $3,177,690,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-17,391,108,096.00 | $8,084,370,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-16,688,566,272.00 | $3,271,110,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-16,599,421,952.00 | $6,463,580,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-16,230,590,464.00 | $3,417,180,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-16,117,911,552.00 | $4,920,480,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-16,041,786,368.00 | $8,196,120,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-15,798,916,096.00 | $8,071,980,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $-15,443,239,936.00 | $6,558,760,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-15,342,533,632.00 | $3,230,190,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-15,307,623,424.00 | $3,464,120,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-15,269,833,728.00 | $4,661,630,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-15,229,498,368.00 | $9,860,160,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-15,218,240,512.00 | $8,579,550,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-15,131,085,824.00 | $11,959,300,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-15,130,697,728.00 | $9,796,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-15,098,991,616.00 | $3,674,030,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-14,838,754,304.00 | $3,610,730,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $-14,544,929,792.00 | $6,761,220,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-14,426,155,008.00 | $3,510,310,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $-14,386,286,592.00 | $4,752,940,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-14,270,977,024.00 | $9,239,920,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-13,977,368,576.00 | $8,753,630,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-13,676,907,520.00 | $6,987,810,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-13,525,493,760.00 | $6,910,570,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-13,041,106,944.00 | $5,034,460,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-12,737,974,272.00 | $5,921,350,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $-12,679,289,856.00 | $7,148,220,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-12,573,713,408.00 | $8,808,780,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-12,533,310,464.00 | $8,114,860,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-12,193,986,560.00 | $4,028,660,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-12,042,134,528.00 | $12,514,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-11,680,220,160.00 | $4,182,560,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-11,671,199,744.00 | $11,590,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-11,631,220,736.00 | $4,165,040,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-11,553,517,568.00 | $5,370,710,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-11,483,708,416.00 | $2,172,820,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-11,451,214,848.00 | $9,050,870,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-11,413,345,280.00 | $9,020,720,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-11,386,585,088.00 | $7,131,090,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-11,332,205,568.00 | $5,650,490,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-11,275,229,184.00 | $5,241,360,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-11,168,973,824.00 | $3,705,960,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-11,099,323,392.00 | $7,775,920,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-10,685,479,936.00 | $5,459,480,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-10,182,611,968.00 | $5,512,750,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-9,983,259,648.00 | $5,677,580,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-9,651,172,352.00 | $9,621,270,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-9,524,978,688.00 | $7,528,320,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-9,487,268,864.00 | $6,073,220,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-8,998,995,968.00 | $4,597,850,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-8,961,166,336.00 | $9,348,180,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-8,768,614,400.00 | $4,480,140,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-8,367,742,464.00 | $4,717,480,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-8,046,569,984.00 | $6,483,800,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-7,892,145,152.00 | $8,202,160,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-7,812,967,424.00 | $10,246,900,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-7,526,946,816.00 | $5,955,220,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-7,421,888,000.00 | $4,648,200,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-7,313,987,072.00 | $13,320,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-6,210,989,568.00 | $6,191,810,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-6,197,512,192.00 | $6,621,090,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-6,069,639,168.00 | $6,050,970,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-5,589,345,280.00 | $10,179,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-5,321,353,728.00 | $3,406,430,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-5,053,491,200.00 | $5,398,830,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-4,598,562,816.00 | $1,519,280,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-4,387,499,520.00 | $7,205,340,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-4,335,815,680.00 | $4,523,010,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-4,306,671,104.00 | $6,647,850,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-4,241,150,976.00 | $7,924,030,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-4,087,507,712.00 | $4,264,030,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-3,687,392,256.00 | $7,806,610,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-3,670,419,968.00 | $9,783,280,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-3,640,516,864.00 | $2,052,430,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-3,005,681,664.00 | $9,321,860,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,735,860,224.00 | $5,143,400,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-2,322,898,944.00 | $7,445,790,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-2,321,596,672.00 | $4,337,580,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-1,788,721,152.00 | $5,548,040,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-1,734,813,184.00 | $5,381,410,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $-1,721,554,304.00 | $5,340,440,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-1,620,329,984.00 | $13,207,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-1,444,462,720.00 | $4,479,960,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-1,434,657,920.00 | $4,449,910,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-1,404,979,584.00 | $11,450,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-1,347,007,616.00 | $10,983,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-1,287,073,920.00 | $11,022,700,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-1,155,324,288.00 | $9,419,400,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $-682,327,488.00 | $5,842,390,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-671,755,904.00 | $5,476,330,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-567,328,896.00 | $4,622,330,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-430,493,696.00 | $3,509,020,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $570,833,024.00 | $8,768,210,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Privateers | $581,564,032.00 | $1,429,650,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $770,944,320.00 | $2,164,410,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $912,304,320.00 | $7,209,800,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $988,870,592.00 | $5,129,340,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $1,023,635,712.00 | $8,089,090,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $1,165,340,288.00 | $4,860,090,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $1,174,027,520.00 | $4,896,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $1,199,109,120.00 | $5,000,740,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $1,202,734,592.00 | $5,015,710,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $1,582,233,856.00 | $8,207,040,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $1,788,294,656.00 | $7,457,720,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $1,790,466,432.00 | $7,466,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $2,046,841,600.00 | $5,031,890,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $2,141,378,688.00 | $8,930,110,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $2,470,075,904.00 | $6,072,760,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $2,599,767,296.00 | $4,925,150,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $3,115,329,536.00 | $7,658,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $3,125,303,808.00 | $7,683,330,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $3,149,293,824.00 | $7,741,840,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $3,285,814,272.00 | $5,651,980,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $3,312,778,496.00 | $13,814,100,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $3,485,953,792.00 | $6,174,330,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $3,794,267,904.00 | $9,327,780,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $4,368,693,248.00 | $6,119,170,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $4,420,350,976.00 | $7,603,140,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $4,447,739,392.00 | $7,877,810,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $4,766,552,064.00 | $5,571,080,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $5,257,276,416.00 | $9,312,150,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $5,287,939,072.00 | $9,365,980,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $5,449,107,456.00 | $5,514,740,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $5,561,149,440.00 | $5,627,850,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $5,615,198,720.00 | $6,563,060,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $5,683,000,320.00 | $5,751,230,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $6,299,528,704.00 | $6,375,030,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $6,429,355,520.00 | $10,221,200,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $6,621,209,600.00 | $8,200,090,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $6,655,843,328.00 | $8,242,560,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $6,855,545,856.00 | $8,489,520,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $6,897,920,512.00 | $4,710,960,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $6,953,973,760.00 | $9,739,930,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $7,095,438,336.00 | $8,293,160,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $8,809,909,248.00 | $12,339,200,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $9,030,488,064.00 | $12,648,200,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $9,240,187,904.00 | $6,101,160,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $9,481,333,760.00 | $13,279,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $9,887,741,952.00 | $13,848,700,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $10,556,863,488.00 | $7,209,890,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $11,015,164,928.00 | $8,137,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $11,197,730,816.00 | $7,140,540,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $11,428,363,264.00 | $10,209,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $11,454,981,120.00 | $3,759,480,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $11,612,841,984.00 | $7,668,010,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $11,777,672,192.00 | $10,553,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $12,094,683,136.00 | $12,579,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $12,277,617,664.00 | $8,914,210,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $12,300,432,384.00 | $9,087,150,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $12,365,394,944.00 | $9,135,090,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $12,479,954,944.00 | $9,219,910,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $12,485,164,032.00 | $9,223,600,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $12,680,259,584.00 | $12,012,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $12,745,165,824.00 | $9,253,800,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $12,888,347,648.00 | $12,209,900,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $13,730,941,952.00 | $13,008,100,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $13,910,874,112.00 | $7,421,240,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $14,015,126,528.00 | $12,421,200,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $14,099,154,944.00 | $19,748,200,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $14,422,211,584.00 | $12,782,100,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $14,727,042,048.00 | $13,951,800,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $14,777,412,608.00 | $13,241,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $15,208,944,640.00 | $9,698,390,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $15,608,904,704.00 | $13,833,300,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $15,946,327,040.00 | $14,289,100,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $15,976,816,640.00 | $6,413,460,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $16,207,469,568.00 | $13,553,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $16,635,425,792.00 | $8,723,650,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $16,834,083,840.00 | $6,557,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $17,103,313,920.00 | $13,589,300,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $17,275,465,728.00 | $14,447,100,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $17,287,303,168.00 | $9,065,490,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $17,700,810,752.00 | $9,282,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $17,950,666,752.00 | $4,320,950,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $18,255,898,624.00 | $4,185,430,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $18,277,795,840.00 | $9,585,020,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $18,364,858,368.00 | $9,630,710,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $19,080,187,904.00 | $6,869,770,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $19,178,240,000.00 | $15,238,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $19,424,577,536.00 | $15,694,600,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $20,398,262,272.00 | $7,946,200,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $20,740,728,832.00 | $6,971,160,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $20,938,547,200.00 | $16,918,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $20,947,357,696.00 | $16,925,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $21,011,363,840.00 | $11,898,400,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $21,652,998,144.00 | $12,261,600,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $21,675,841,536.00 | $12,274,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $22,731,241,472.00 | $15,472,700,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $22,976,655,360.00 | $15,639,900,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $23,399,346,176.00 | $6,648,850,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $23,415,140,352.00 | $5,227,530,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $24,300,443,648.00 | $16,596,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $24,704,315,392.00 | $5,461,490,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $25,397,366,784.00 | $5,563,240,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $25,432,885,248.00 | $16,218,100,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $26,605,944,832.00 | $9,305,740,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $26,663,165,952.00 | $9,325,670,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $26,672,711,680.00 | $13,133,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $27,243,161,600.00 | $9,528,600,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $27,657,916,416.00 | $9,673,550,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $27,756,494,848.00 | $6,684,250,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $28,073,680,896.00 | $5,175,960,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $28,218,038,272.00 | $8,629,490,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $28,765,409,280.00 | $6,359,270,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $28,869,832,704.00 | $10,097,500,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $28,968,345,600.00 | $10,132,000,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $29,128,851,456.00 | $10,188,100,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $29,556,604,928.00 | $7,852,950,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $29,781,401,600.00 | $10,416,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Maxtopian Automobiles | $29,802,065,920.00 | $10,423,700,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $30,216,763,392.00 | $11,127,900,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $30,947,098,624.00 | $11,142,500,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $31,379,529,728.00 | $9,535,330,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $31,386,447,872.00 | $7,687,490,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $32,060,090,368.00 | $19,623,600,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $32,223,305,728.00 | $9,202,500,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $32,272,709,632.00 | $9,806,700,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $32,411,754,496.00 | $13,851,300,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $32,664,494,080.00 | $9,328,400,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $32,711,376,896.00 | $8,285,400,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $33,906,847,744.00 | $19,199,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $34,343,854,080.00 | $18,557,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $34,827,370,496.00 | $14,458,400,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $34,940,805,120.00 | $9,549,170,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $34,982,371,328.00 | $10,630,200,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $37,414,510,592.00 | $10,123,100,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $39,115,112,448.00 | $8,096,840,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $39,410,958,336.00 | $1,321,460,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $39,627,640,832.00 | $10,721,700,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $39,635,763,200.00 | $20,354,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $41,968,398,336.00 | $10,294,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $42,332,229,632.00 | $7,631,770,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $45,410,586,624.00 | $9,947,010,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $46,299,619,328.00 | $18,267,500,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $46,411,472,896.00 | $7,764,640,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $46,716,481,536.00 | $7,815,670,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $46,908,854,272.00 | $9,830,550,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $47,365,623,808.00 | $10,285,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $47,667,703,808.00 | $9,796,840,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $47,881,089,024.00 | $7,451,720,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $47,906,881,536.00 | $12,163,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $49,487,290,368.00 | $11,912,200,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $49,789,390,848.00 | $12,917,000,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $51,372,220,416.00 | $8,055,580,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $52,287,094,784.00 | $11,794,200,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $53,089,345,536.00 | $1,551,500,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $53,505,839,104.00 | $13,084,900,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $54,429,577,216.00 | $8,534,950,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $57,944,371,200.00 | $8,588,030,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $60,428,767,232.00 | $8,956,270,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $61,040,295,936.00 | $15,443,900,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $61,397,041,152.00 | $9,892,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $61,466,398,720.00 | $8,669,010,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $61,622,345,728.00 | $9,133,090,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $61,748,457,472.00 | $13,930,800,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $61,928,579,072.00 | $9,178,510,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $62,708,015,104.00 | $10,490,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $62,800,953,344.00 | $12,792,400,000,000.00 |
| The Terminal Touchscreen Allergy of Ban My Apps | $63,191,773,184.00 | $12,410,900,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $63,400,304,640.00 | $11,753,100,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $65,209,561,088.00 | $8,800,620,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $66,551,971,840.00 | $13,431,800,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $69,150,228,480.00 | $9,332,460,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $69,164,023,808.00 | $10,240,000,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $69,916,811,264.00 | $10,963,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $70,559,326,208.00 | $9,157,660,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $71,129,260,032.00 | $9,231,660,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $71,695,745,024.00 | $11,242,500,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $71,940,939,776.00 | $9,709,110,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $72,495,120,384.00 | $14,444,400,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $73,010,479,104.00 | $11,448,600,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $73,047,973,888.00 | $9,480,720,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $74,318,233,600.00 | $10,030,000,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $74,380,419,072.00 | $9,048,990,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $74,559,479,808.00 | $11,050,600,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $75,094,392,832.00 | $11,775,500,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $75,574,894,592.00 | $10,658,800,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $75,705,425,920.00 | $11,871,300,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $76,004,204,544.00 | $11,264,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $77,045,227,520.00 | $9,650,690,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $77,819,944,960.00 | $10,186,700,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $78,354,104,320.00 | $11,612,900,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $78,470,758,400.00 | $11,630,200,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $80,645,144,576.00 | $11,952,500,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $81,245,462,528.00 | $10,176,800,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $81,476,878,336.00 | $12,075,800,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $81,989,804,032.00 | $10,270,100,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $83,553,615,872.00 | $10,466,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $83,578,331,136.00 | $12,387,300,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $83,720,650,752.00 | $11,807,800,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $92,145,213,440.00 | $10,313,200,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $94,653,136,896.00 | $12,284,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $96,879,747,072.00 | $11,412,100,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $100,873,912,320.00 | $11,568,600,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $102,512,648,192.00 | $2,874,920,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $105,866,788,864.00 | $11,342,600,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $108,086,689,792.00 | $12,097,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $109,801,480,192.00 | $11,764,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $111,214,157,824.00 | $15,685,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $111,939,682,304.00 | $26,172,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $115,879,387,136.00 | $11,574,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $117,359,034,368.00 | $12,573,900,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $118,569,779,200.00 | $2,994,230,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $119,751,385,088.00 | $13,103,200,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $121,974,038,528.00 | $13,068,400,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $122,205,347,840.00 | $12,610,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $122,329,546,752.00 | $14,838,100,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $126,416,994,304.00 | $13,283,200,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $130,975,842,304.00 | $14,659,300,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $132,209,541,120.00 | $15,573,800,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $133,944,827,904.00 | $10,892,500,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $135,370,997,760.00 | $11,008,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $135,550,402,560.00 | $11,311,800,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $136,638,095,360.00 | $11,111,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $136,869,953,536.00 | $19,303,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $136,901,943,296.00 | $11,132,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $137,799,892,992.00 | $11,206,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $138,829,479,936.00 | $11,289,700,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $138,961,682,432.00 | $11,300,400,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $139,815,272,448.00 | $29,283,800,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $142,551,646,208.00 | $8,115,420,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $143,043,395,584.00 | $11,500,600,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $145,033,887,744.00 | $11,794,300,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $145,234,296,832.00 | $11,676,800,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $145,958,174,720.00 | $11,869,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $145,983,029,248.00 | $11,737,000,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $148,728,938,496.00 | $11,957,700,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $148,974,043,136.00 | $16,299,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $149,919,088,640.00 | $12,191,500,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $150,473,113,600.00 | $12,236,600,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $150,799,204,352.00 | $11,998,000,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $152,223,531,008.00 | $12,238,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $153,065,472,000.00 | $12,178,300,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $154,990,329,856.00 | $12,213,100,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $158,547,804,160.00 | $51,408,500,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $160,476,839,936.00 | $15,370,800,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $160,653,852,672.00 | $12,916,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $160,709,672,960.00 | $12,920,900,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $161,153,155,072.00 | $16,353,100,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $162,464,055,296.00 | $12,690,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $162,481,750,016.00 | $12,927,500,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $165,540,675,584.00 | $12,931,100,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $166,230,458,368.00 | $13,225,800,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $167,528,054,784.00 | $14,777,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $168,247,476,224.00 | $13,034,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $169,635,184,640.00 | $13,141,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $170,791,796,736.00 | $13,231,300,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $172,310,921,216.00 | $7,824,570,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $175,024,193,536.00 | $7,206,470,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $175,132,442,624.00 | $7,952,720,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $178,864,865,280.00 | $13,750,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $180,214,464,512.00 | $14,200,700,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $180,861,059,072.00 | $8,091,850,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $181,029,797,888.00 | $13,916,900,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $188,043,198,464.00 | $14,567,700,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $188,249,227,264.00 | $8,004,910,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $192,696,107,008.00 | $14,609,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $192,778,846,208.00 | $14,714,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $193,509,523,456.00 | $14,876,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $194,843,574,272.00 | $14,772,100,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $195,433,922,560.00 | $15,024,200,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $196,435,066,880.00 | $13,518,600,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $202,597,892,096.00 | $15,463,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $207,665,266,688.00 | $15,469,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $211,401,293,824.00 | $8,726,360,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $215,546,691,584.00 | $16,341,700,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $218,439,335,936.00 | $11,332,500,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $221,735,911,424.00 | $16,609,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $228,360,536,064.00 | $10,223,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $229,211,897,856.00 | $10,174,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $244,048,887,808.00 | $9,669,440,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $245,459,468,288.00 | $17,792,000,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $258,745,729,024.00 | $14,561,200,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $264,840,282,112.00 | $18,929,600,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $267,052,695,552.00 | $16,190,600,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $292,759,076,864.00 | $10,236,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $300,082,266,112.00 | $23,885,200,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $323,255,304,192.00 | $11,305,700,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $333,619,429,376.00 | $11,479,200,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $346,458,193,920.00 | $11,921,000,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $347,537,670,144.00 | $12,040,100,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $360,847,441,920.00 | $12,416,100,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $378,814,693,376.00 | $9,324,520,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $402,389,925,888.00 | $13,493,200,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $444,135,571,456.00 | $25,006,100,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $455,562,788,864.00 | $14,006,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $490,705,158,144.00 | $27,894,700,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $656,116,875,264.00 | $21,881,900,000,000.00 |
