| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-234,594,926,592.00 | $8,952,860,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-124,463,276,032.00 | $9,460,420,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-122,889,117,696.00 | $20,613,200,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-103,739,473,920.00 | $10,790,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-99,419,029,504.00 | $9,392,400,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-99,382,140,928.00 | $9,857,680,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-96,816,816,128.00 | $8,699,850,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-95,902,679,040.00 | $9,060,210,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-88,636,235,776.00 | $10,101,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-85,513,453,568.00 | $7,938,590,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-77,787,037,696.00 | $9,496,590,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-73,481,338,880.00 | $9,267,070,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-63,147,241,472.00 | $13,613,600,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-59,840,339,968.00 | $14,525,400,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-59,742,449,664.00 | $12,879,500,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-33,346,021,376.00 | $12,012,800,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-31,495,561,216.00 | $7,307,930,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-27,181,920,256.00 | $7,807,480,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-27,110,938,624.00 | $6,290,570,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-19,519,051,776.00 | $12,111,900,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-18,235,336,704.00 | $7,550,810,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-12,666,558,464.00 | $7,859,760,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-8,161,350,656.00 | $7,396,140,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-3,245,854,720.00 | $12,385,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $982,240,320.00 | $9,326,100,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $4,755,584,512.00 | $8,643,620,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $7,032,731,648.00 | $14,185,200,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $7,233,696,256.00 | $14,589,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $9,359,205,376.00 | $11,400,000,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $15,423,268,864.00 | $16,187,200,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $17,171,629,056.00 | $9,709,950,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $25,044,101,120.00 | $14,143,400,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $33,734,244,352.00 | $10,792,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $42,347,347,968.00 | $10,443,200,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $49,229,996,032.00 | $8,697,310,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $52,717,637,632.00 | $12,403,000,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $132,904,271,872.00 | $15,812,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $145,532,092,416.00 | $12,375,100,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $151,637,393,408.00 | $12,894,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $155,170,226,176.00 | $13,022,900,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $173,165,576,192.00 | $14,359,200,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $195,869,802,496.00 | $15,749,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $217,539,805,184.00 | $9,229,760,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $229,486,673,920.00 | $17,870,300,000,000.00 |
