| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-210,414,796,800.00 | $7,077,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-141,293,404,160.00 | $16,678,900,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-120,311,136,256.00 | $7,540,780,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-106,066,124,800.00 | $8,681,380,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-99,539,959,808.00 | $7,787,050,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-99,202,531,328.00 | $7,407,980,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-95,295,995,904.00 | $6,783,380,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-94,145,667,072.00 | $7,030,370,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-87,552,393,216.00 | $7,815,160,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-78,971,142,144.00 | $7,320,750,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-78,135,042,048.00 | $10,710,300,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-75,875,229,696.00 | $11,506,600,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-73,544,171,520.00 | $10,081,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-64,734,576,640.00 | $5,110,990,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-60,148,785,152.00 | $6,124,890,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-41,340,985,344.00 | $9,024,880,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-39,201,021,952.00 | $9,287,510,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-35,081,310,208.00 | $6,438,970,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-33,658,656,768.00 | $5,949,920,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-30,159,732,736.00 | $4,692,870,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-27,107,364,864.00 | $4,992,170,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $-26,101,811,200.00 | $11,774,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $-25,148,551,168.00 | $11,344,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-23,779,100,672.00 | $3,700,070,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-23,637,837,824.00 | $9,795,930,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $-21,866,876,928.00 | $7,520,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-21,196,425,216.00 | $5,021,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $-16,046,894,080.00 | $12,734,600,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-15,391,889,408.00 | $4,348,330,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $-7,488,926,208.00 | $5,647,320,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $-7,127,224,320.00 | $7,654,450,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $-7,032,565,760.00 | $7,294,200,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $2,794,406,656.00 | $9,133,560,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $5,801,870,848.00 | $8,529,180,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $13,641,019,392.00 | $6,661,480,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $17,776,607,232.00 | $6,878,530,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $20,037,961,728.00 | $9,942,310,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $77,163,479,040.00 | $12,576,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $86,687,793,152.00 | $9,792,830,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $91,053,809,664.00 | $10,286,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $94,267,359,232.00 | $10,345,500,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $108,337,684,480.00 | $11,582,400,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $127,047,630,848.00 | $12,723,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $151,873,290,240.00 | $7,317,590,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $153,763,938,304.00 | $14,417,800,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of SSN13 | $936,365,195,264.00 | $102,001,000,000,000.00 |
