| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-123,276,861,440.00 | $4,533,160,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Automitvo | $-76,099,330,048.00 | $2,238,050,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-69,394,259,968.00 | $11,426,200,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-62,385,414,144.00 | $5,138,160,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-52,392,308,736.00 | $6,042,880,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-47,496,564,736.00 | $5,218,050,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-46,864,809,984.00 | $4,898,200,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-44,133,830,656.00 | $4,382,650,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-43,238,088,704.00 | $4,519,170,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-38,712,778,752.00 | $4,903,990,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-34,053,335,040.00 | $4,940,050,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $-30,491,736,064.00 | $8,296,390,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-24,753,410,048.00 | $7,681,900,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-24,583,290,880.00 | $7,629,160,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-24,270,571,520.00 | $6,341,290,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-24,178,391,040.00 | $6,578,620,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE RB LG | $-22,284,410,880.00 | $4,650,270,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-16,908,678,144.00 | $1,479,230,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $-16,816,280,576.00 | $5,574,980,000,000.00 |
| The Unionist Motorcycle Club of The Eltranites | $-15,715,976,192.00 | $4,839,080,000,000.00 |
| The Incomprehensible Mumbling of Joe Beltran | $-10,909,342,720.00 | $1,450,300,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-10,490,110,976.00 | $1,467,630,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-10,298,895,360.00 | $5,355,760,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-8,846,701,568.00 | $1,860,010,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of Prince Eltran I | $-6,155,624,448.00 | $1,284,550,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-6,004,334,592.00 | $4,086,370,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Prince Eltran | $-5,166,100,992.00 | $1,458,660,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-4,951,111,680.00 | $3,990,960,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $-4,879,333,888.00 | $1,758,720,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-4,327,609,856.00 | $1,434,720,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-3,823,904,768.00 | $5,746,530,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Trey Edmunds | $-2,344,240,640.00 | $335,776,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-1,614,972,928.00 | $1,367,330,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-1,440,769,792.00 | $406,806,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Motorcycle Club of Eltranites | $-1,144,163,456.00 | $5,204,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $1,591,426,176.00 | $1,922,460,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $3,148,262,144.00 | $2,143,160,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $6,312,906,240.00 | $5,273,210,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $10,957,400,064.00 | $7,407,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $11,592,755,200.00 | $7,836,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $14,050,570,240.00 | $8,185,730,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $14,113,844,224.00 | $5,137,570,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $22,943,580,160.00 | $5,718,020,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $31,273,005,056.00 | $4,615,970,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $34,756,616,192.00 | $6,867,340,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $74,016,456,704.00 | $8,640,590,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $77,824,557,056.00 | $8,433,070,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $88,625,537,024.00 | $6,853,560,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $90,318,520,320.00 | $7,048,440,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $91,670,052,864.00 | $4,790,250,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat and Blocker of TE1 Elbie Nickel | $98,355,748,864.00 | $7,752,110,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $106,027,745,280.00 | $8,130,570,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $142,875,148,288.00 | $10,430,100,000,000.00 |
