| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-179,307,216,896.00 | $6,634,890,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-103,079,690,240.00 | $15,745,800,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-97,869,447,168.00 | $7,087,810,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-83,700,277,248.00 | $8,189,260,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-78,374,699,008.00 | $7,317,220,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-77,982,482,432.00 | $6,938,690,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-74,713,350,144.00 | $6,326,970,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-73,555,664,896.00 | $6,544,800,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-67,777,126,400.00 | $7,256,150,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-59,071,045,632.00 | $6,872,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-52,825,051,136.00 | $10,047,500,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-50,467,201,024.00 | $10,746,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-49,790,406,656.00 | $4,440,260,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-49,432,395,776.00 | $9,402,170,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-45,453,582,336.00 | $5,303,210,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-26,519,924,736.00 | $8,296,050,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-19,579,822,080.00 | $4,076,420,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-19,216,185,344.00 | $5,989,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-19,132,352,512.00 | $8,620,000,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-17,706,809,344.00 | $5,585,630,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-17,020,894,208.00 | $4,324,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-14,760,248,320.00 | $3,073,030,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-9,639,942,144.00 | $4,343,320,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-7,007,776,256.00 | $9,179,760,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-6,053,008,896.00 | $3,622,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $-4,239,431,680.00 | $7,107,870,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $-1,513,273,472.00 | $11,114,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $-1,452,588,288.00 | $10,666,300,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $558,520,064.00 | $4,951,730,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $2,560,365,824.00 | $6,325,500,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $5,216,914,432.00 | $11,935,700,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $8,178,328,064.00 | $7,176,820,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $11,314,944,000.00 | $7,917,060,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $20,415,272,960.00 | $7,987,750,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $20,645,117,952.00 | $5,755,340,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $31,875,051,520.00 | $6,447,340,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $34,957,746,176.00 | $9,373,320,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $92,547,899,392.00 | $11,750,300,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $101,964,996,608.00 | $9,200,380,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $107,221,368,832.00 | $9,674,640,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $109,510,762,496.00 | $9,723,790,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $124,892,536,832.00 | $10,927,500,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $142,386,249,728.00 | $12,000,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $157,256,237,056.00 | $6,862,970,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $167,840,956,416.00 | $13,607,500,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of SSN13 | $167,909,982,208.00 | $95,631,400,000,000.00 |
