| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Twisted Unfree Eleanor Rigby of All the Lonely Sheeple | $-529,599,594,496.00 | $15,397,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-236,405,374,976.00 | $8,685,340,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-164,347,445,248.00 | $12,248,700,000,000.00 |
| The Size Strength and Quickness of Number 78 | $-151,684,497,408.00 | $13,147,300,000,000.00 |
| The Maxtopia-Phobia of North Bigotopia | $-135,329,406,976.00 | $10,986,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-130,776,072,192.00 | $37,669,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-115,017,580,544.00 | $11,569,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-86,215,319,552.00 | $9,089,230,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2004 of Smart Voters vs Bush | $-84,840,390,656.00 | $20,529,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-82,560,811,008.00 | $11,338,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-76,621,438,976.00 | $16,985,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-40,660,676,608.00 | $10,582,800,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Somewhat Hopeful Popes | $-40,100,651,008.00 | $12,552,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-38,767,710,208.00 | $11,550,500,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-34,433,339,392.00 | $12,227,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-27,864,752,128.00 | $10,859,900,000,000.00 |
| The Physical Pass Coverage of The Jammer | $-24,192,276,480.00 | $13,873,200,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Resurrected Puppet of Bannus God of Irony | $-20,096,034,816.00 | $8,061,490,000,000.00 |
| The Heavy Hand Punch of Release Oliver Ross | $-15,606,959,104.00 | $39,928,700,000,000.00 |
| The Old-AFF Unretired Defender of Jon Blackwolf | $-14,171,507,712.00 | $18,616,200,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeful Popes | $-11,689,021,440.00 | $7,051,010,000,000.00 |
| The Iconic Rock-the-Baby Dunk of Julius but not Caesar | $-3,621,756,160.00 | $26,238,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $214,530,016.00 | $12,240,300,000,000.00 |
| The IN ALL CAPS BUT NOT VINNY of I AM FANECA | $3,062,345,472.00 | $23,168,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cringeworthy Old Puppet of Sword of Jon Blackwolf | $14,822,135,808.00 | $21,020,700,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $25,581,494,272.00 | $32,633,000,000,000.00 |
| The Circuitous States of Perpetual Litigation | $36,557,504,512.00 | $29,451,900,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-Taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeless Popes | $39,401,086,976.00 | $9,887,180,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Puppet | $50,439,876,608.00 | $11,451,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $56,173,117,440.00 | $25,843,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $67,544,666,112.00 | $9,574,110,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $96,755,220,480.00 | $12,611,700,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $106,870,317,056.00 | $14,493,900,000,000.00 |
| The Amistad did nothing wrong of Democratic-Republicans | $107,345,256,448.00 | $46,214,200,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $141,767,344,128.00 | $14,194,000,000,000.00 |
| The 2000 Receiving Yard Season of J R Castine | $241,103,749,120.00 | $20,745,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hulking Home-Run Hitters of Left Fielders | $277,779,087,360.00 | $54,909,900,000,000.00 |
| The Height Makes Right of Maximinus Thrax | $297,480,847,360.00 | $27,748,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Obesity and Skills of Big Bad Blackwolf | $501,715,468,288.00 | $26,515,000,000,000.00 |