| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Deep Threat and Blocker of TE1 Elbie Nickel | $-191,227,936,768.00 | $15,872,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Piler | $-68,170,055,680.00 | $10,447,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Cornerback of Ban My Auspicious Shawn Springs | $-62,802,960,384.00 | $8,404,670,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers End and Nose Tackle of Big Man Alualu | $-50,787,696,640.00 | $14,721,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hollywood Bags of LC Greenwood | $-39,368,228,864.00 | $12,404,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schreibeis | $-34,293,151,744.00 | $5,898,960,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Blindside Protector of OT John Weidenaar | $-33,557,725,184.00 | $5,497,960,000,000.00 |
| The Do-Everything Running Back of Rocky Bleier | $30,866,241,536.00 | $11,207,300,000,000.00 |
| The CFL Defensive MVP of Bad Man Alex | $66,495,795,200.00 | $14,244,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Champion of Bad Man Aaron | $77,758,840,832.00 | $11,857,800,000,000.00 |
| The Absurd Talent and Behavior of Bad Man Antonio | $86,024,609,792.00 | $10,436,300,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Clemente | $86,806,749,184.00 | $16,681,700,000,000.00 |
| The Vengeful Bannedlands Deity of Banned God | $132,254,638,080.00 | $15,541,300,000,000.00 |
