| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Deep Threat and Blocker of TE1 Elbie Nickel | $-217,088,360,448.00 | $18,165,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Piler | $-77,884,276,736.00 | $12,060,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Cornerback of Ban My Auspicious Shawn Springs | $-70,192,848,896.00 | $9,485,420,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers End and Nose Tackle of Big Man Alualu | $-56,167,821,312.00 | $16,676,800,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schreibeis | $-45,672,304,640.00 | $7,932,410,000,000.00 |
| The Hollywood Bags of LC Greenwood | $-44,310,511,616.00 | $14,244,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Blindside Protector of OT John Weidenaar | $-41,363,435,520.00 | $6,838,130,000,000.00 |
| The Do-Everything Running Back of Rocky Bleier | $35,649,847,296.00 | $12,565,000,000,000.00 |
| The CFL Defensive MVP of Bad Man Alex | $76,141,215,744.00 | $16,006,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Champion of Bad Man Aaron | $89,342,099,456.00 | $13,421,300,000,000.00 |
| The Absurd Talent and Behavior of Bad Man Antonio | $98,552,897,536.00 | $11,838,700,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Clemente | $102,806,462,464.00 | $19,548,800,000,000.00 |
| The Vengeful Bannedlands Deity of Banned God | $150,186,524,672.00 | $17,486,200,000,000.00 |
