| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Deep Threat and Blocker of TE1 Elbie Nickel | $-199,800,864,768.00 | $16,632,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Piler | $-71,291,281,408.00 | $10,966,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Cornerback of Ban My Auspicious Shawn Springs | $-65,310,273,536.00 | $8,770,670,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers End and Nose Tackle of Big Man Alualu | $-52,641,579,008.00 | $15,389,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hollywood Bags of LC Greenwood | $-41,065,254,912.00 | $13,031,900,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schreibeis | $-38,087,430,144.00 | $6,574,260,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Blindside Protector of OT John Weidenaar | $-36,134,260,736.00 | $5,939,170,000,000.00 |
| The Do-Everything Running Back of Rocky Bleier | $32,460,089,344.00 | $11,659,800,000,000.00 |
| The CFL Defensive MVP of Bad Man Alex | $69,671,608,320.00 | $14,823,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Champion of Bad Man Aaron | $81,680,637,952.00 | $12,388,600,000,000.00 |
| The Absurd Talent and Behavior of Bad Man Antonio | $90,159,022,080.00 | $10,899,100,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Clemente | $92,178,382,848.00 | $17,646,800,000,000.00 |
| The Vengeful Bannedlands Deity of Banned God | $138,189,045,760.00 | $16,184,800,000,000.00 |
