| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Deep Threat and Blocker of TE1 Elbie Nickel | $-179,399,131,136.00 | $14,817,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Piler | $-63,685,238,784.00 | $9,698,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Cornerback of Ban My Auspicious Shawn Springs | $-59,508,416,512.00 | $7,916,640,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers End and Nose Tackle of Big Man Alualu | $-48,477,741,056.00 | $13,848,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hollywood Bags of LC Greenwood | $-37,241,135,104.00 | $11,592,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Blindside Protector of OT John Weidenaar | $-29,959,948,288.00 | $4,881,590,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schreibeis | $-28,952,758,272.00 | $4,951,060,000,000.00 |
| The Do-Everything Running Back of Rocky Bleier | $28,642,093,056.00 | $10,597,000,000,000.00 |
| The CFL Defensive MVP of Bad Man Alex | $61,950,341,120.00 | $13,428,300,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Champion of Bad Man Aaron | $72,584,904,704.00 | $11,173,000,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Clemente | $79,646,769,152.00 | $15,406,700,000,000.00 |
| The Absurd Talent and Behavior of Bad Man Antonio | $80,247,373,824.00 | $9,795,300,000,000.00 |
| The Vengeful Bannedlands Deity of Banned God | $124,155,265,024.00 | $14,673,500,000,000.00 |
