| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Deep Threat and Blocker of TE1 Elbie Nickel | $-208,522,035,200.00 | $17,405,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Piler | $-74,506,485,760.00 | $11,501,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Cornerback of Ban My Auspicious Shawn Springs | $-67,811,917,824.00 | $9,136,660,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers End and Nose Tackle of Big Man Alualu | $-54,353,727,488.00 | $16,020,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hollywood Bags of LC Greenwood | $-42,694,692,864.00 | $13,641,500,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schreibeis | $-41,804,988,416.00 | $7,239,580,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Blindside Protector of OT John Weidenaar | $-38,780,301,312.00 | $6,393,610,000,000.00 |
| The Do-Everything Running Back of Rocky Bleier | $34,018,516,992.00 | $12,097,200,000,000.00 |
| The CFL Defensive MVP of Bad Man Alex | $72,961,212,416.00 | $15,425,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Champion of Bad Man Aaron | $85,499,199,488.00 | $12,902,100,000,000.00 |
| The Absurd Talent and Behavior of Bad Man Antonio | $94,432,935,936.00 | $11,377,600,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Clemente | $97,512,865,792.00 | $18,601,300,000,000.00 |
| The Vengeful Bannedlands Deity of Banned God | $144,051,929,088.00 | $16,818,700,000,000.00 |
