| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-576,906,133,504.00 | $12,893,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-280,746,917,888.00 | $10,683,000,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-254,569,201,664.00 | $12,212,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-254,267,326,464.00 | $11,743,900,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-195,212,771,328.00 | $13,107,100,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-189,322,575,872.00 | $14,887,000,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grebe Armada of Starlight | $-182,054,666,240.00 | $8,391,320,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-181,297,840,128.00 | $9,513,440,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-178,125,307,904.00 | $18,667,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-168,870,707,200.00 | $10,337,200,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-158,970,707,968.00 | $10,510,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-157,244,080,128.00 | $11,903,900,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-150,220,619,776.00 | $12,466,300,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-144,068,968,448.00 | $9,525,350,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-136,990,949,376.00 | $14,680,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-136,872,288,256.00 | $45,660,900,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-135,107,411,968.00 | $15,088,800,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-128,323,362,816.00 | $11,048,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-109,569,327,104.00 | $8,697,240,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Better of Bicycle-Motorcycle Alliance | $-105,470,214,144.00 | $13,526,900,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-105,053,880,320.00 | $11,297,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-104,117,395,456.00 | $9,427,510,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-104,022,843,392.00 | $11,807,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-103,923,875,840.00 | $10,915,300,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-103,725,432,832.00 | $16,210,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-102,917,701,632.00 | $12,581,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-102,703,087,616.00 | $11,657,500,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-102,674,710,528.00 | $12,551,800,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-102,310,789,120.00 | $12,916,000,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Blame My Automobile | $-102,238,314,496.00 | $11,309,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Brasilistani Motorcycle Aficionados | $-102,234,357,760.00 | $10,738,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Adjudicators of The Ball Four Declaration | $-102,197,411,840.00 | $10,177,100,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-101,515,550,720.00 | $11,812,300,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Moltevino Automobiles | $-100,972,199,936.00 | $10,605,300,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-100,730,789,888.00 | $11,721,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-100,476,567,552.00 | $9,904,800,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-100,167,000,064.00 | $10,520,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-99,912,794,112.00 | $10,271,200,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-99,729,276,928.00 | $11,032,300,000,000.00 |
| The 2 Wheels Good 4 Wheels Bad of Bicycle-Motorcycle Association | $-99,168,264,192.00 | $10,970,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-99,156,770,816.00 | $14,616,300,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-99,116,032,000.00 | $11,533,100,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-98,178,228,224.00 | $10,311,900,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-97,756,495,872.00 | $11,950,600,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-97,347,239,936.00 | $11,327,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-97,070,940,160.00 | $11,295,100,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-96,581,681,152.00 | $10,684,100,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Marcheblanche Automobiles | $-95,997,181,952.00 | $13,520,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-95,721,971,712.00 | $11,701,900,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Ban Marchenoirian Automobiles | $-95,382,978,560.00 | $16,041,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-95,267,479,552.00 | $13,418,000,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-94,313,832,448.00 | $13,228,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-92,068,970,496.00 | $14,003,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Career Games Started of Ban My Awful Stevenson Sylvester | $-90,610,581,504.00 | $14,591,700,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-89,163,276,288.00 | $11,989,200,000,000.00 |
| The Power Hitting Third Baseman of Big Man Aramis | $-88,448,483,328.00 | $11,618,200,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-85,049,884,672.00 | $14,699,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-82,067,791,872.00 | $20,590,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-79,969,837,056.00 | $13,570,500,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-77,148,553,216.00 | $14,728,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Shortstop of Bad Man Arky | $-77,146,202,112.00 | $15,547,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-77,081,665,536.00 | $13,356,200,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-74,984,153,088.00 | $15,535,700,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-74,945,445,888.00 | $11,671,400,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-72,146,305,024.00 | $8,639,270,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-71,449,264,128.00 | $10,965,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-71,016,955,904.00 | $8,965,340,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-69,584,543,744.00 | $9,260,640,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-69,036,032,000.00 | $10,862,200,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-68,117,454,848.00 | $11,332,000,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-68,086,145,024.00 | $6,933,150,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-67,243,212,800.00 | $9,431,720,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-66,487,906,304.00 | $1,804,870,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-66,422,308,864.00 | $15,299,300,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-66,136,989,696.00 | $12,106,000,000,000.00 |
| The Trusty Linebacker of Loren Toews | $-64,849,166,336.00 | $7,765,450,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-63,909,982,208.00 | $9,952,830,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-62,392,078,336.00 | $9,816,810,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-61,934,526,464.00 | $10,159,000,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-61,934,526,464.00 | $10,159,000,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-61,504,708,608.00 | $9,061,450,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-61,494,333,440.00 | $12,073,300,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-60,895,621,120.00 | $11,955,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-60,713,029,632.00 | $10,492,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-60,148,862,976.00 | $10,395,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four-time All Big Sky Player of RB1 Chad Newell | $-59,322,732,544.00 | $10,803,900,000,000.00 |
| The Nonsense Word of IOISSSB | $-58,965,590,016.00 | $17,257,800,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-58,828,029,952.00 | $14,944,100,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-58,069,778,432.00 | $15,854,000,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-57,773,170,688.00 | $12,363,600,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-57,118,134,272.00 | $15,594,100,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-56,773,451,776.00 | $8,841,410,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-56,057,647,104.00 | $10,760,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-55,754,895,360.00 | $16,351,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-55,712,641,024.00 | $11,922,700,000,000.00 |
| The Piggy's Perpetual Excuse of Blame My Asthma | $-55,149,965,312.00 | $16,173,800,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Tool Pirate Center Fielder of Bat Man Andy | $-53,280,432,128.00 | $11,366,100,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-51,798,061,056.00 | $7,949,760,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-50,721,591,296.00 | $15,974,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Association | $-49,540,911,104.00 | $17,972,300,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of BMA Update Bender | $-48,774,189,056.00 | $12,153,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Blackacre Motorcycle Aficionados | $-48,716,349,440.00 | $9,264,820,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-48,685,502,464.00 | $9,851,920,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-48,519,610,368.00 | $12,758,000,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-48,442,662,912.00 | $15,256,100,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-47,889,866,752.00 | $16,194,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-47,377,645,568.00 | $11,255,000,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-46,944,260,096.00 | $17,030,500,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-45,609,840,640.00 | $7,054,870,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Adam Jones | $-44,040,474,624.00 | $2,269,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-43,790,577,664.00 | $2,333,840,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Move the Soul of Bigtopian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-42,311,593,984.00 | $10,542,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-42,060,079,104.00 | $13,382,700,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-41,477,996,544.00 | $6,803,560,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-41,283,678,208.00 | $12,107,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-41,282,588,672.00 | $13,135,400,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-41,231,851,520.00 | $12,067,400,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-40,227,999,744.00 | $10,982,700,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-40,102,391,808.00 | $4,551,900,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-39,447,031,808.00 | $13,677,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-38,933,241,856.00 | $13,499,500,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-37,963,915,264.00 | $8,092,180,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Brancalandian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-37,963,476,992.00 | $11,133,600,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-37,883,363,328.00 | $8,526,040,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-37,838,991,360.00 | $12,795,500,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-37,391,175,680.00 | $11,775,900,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-37,133,344,768.00 | $14,069,800,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-37,107,843,072.00 | $7,509,040,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-36,503,805,952.00 | $8,408,110,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-35,968,843,776.00 | $14,014,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of The Bannedlands | $-35,936,382,976.00 | $5,079,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-35,411,124,224.00 | $6,120,020,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-34,919,387,136.00 | $13,231,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-34,635,485,184.00 | $14,500,500,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-34,576,334,848.00 | $13,101,100,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Bobcat Scorer of League of Dissly Fans | $-34,521,743,360.00 | $6,815,300,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-34,200,410,112.00 | $10,009,500,000,000.00 |
| The High-Pointing Deep Threat of Lance Defense Force | $-34,021,419,008.00 | $6,716,470,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-33,644,183,552.00 | $15,370,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-33,353,166,848.00 | $9,002,520,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-32,158,380,032.00 | $14,691,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-32,024,524,800.00 | $15,510,400,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sean | $-31,959,717,888.00 | $7,361,410,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-31,777,847,296.00 | $17,847,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-31,640,428,544.00 | $9,260,240,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Moltovean Automobiles | $-31,587,155,968.00 | $13,224,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-31,105,533,952.00 | $6,656,690,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-30,930,804,736.00 | $11,719,700,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-30,763,948,032.00 | $11,656,300,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-30,518,581,248.00 | $7,604,340,000,000.00 |
| The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas | $-29,918,203,904.00 | $12,428,600,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Yamaha Motors | $-29,846,546,432.00 | $1,184,460,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-29,820,622,848.00 | $9,488,420,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-29,607,776,256.00 | $14,956,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Kenneth Gainwell RB2 | $-29,402,456,064.00 | $1,313,400,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-29,221,535,744.00 | $6,834,280,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-29,200,445,440.00 | $14,750,600,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-28,754,266,112.00 | $14,983,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-28,647,028,736.00 | $16,089,100,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-28,559,613,952.00 | $6,111,860,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-28,229,939,200.00 | $9,788,180,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-28,129,771,520.00 | $9,753,490,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-27,996,622,848.00 | $9,707,240,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-27,883,118,592.00 | $9,667,930,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-27,736,596,480.00 | $9,617,060,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-27,407,757,312.00 | $8,021,610,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-27,262,048,256.00 | $10,329,600,000,000.00 |
| The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran | $-27,192,496,128.00 | $9,414,980,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-25,918,384,128.00 | $8,973,800,000,000.00 |
| The Nova Marshal of Eltran Based Force | $-25,631,105,024.00 | $6,571,820,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-25,287,008,256.00 | $12,773,800,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-25,175,580,672.00 | $8,729,120,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-24,864,534,528.00 | $10,329,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-24,695,349,248.00 | $8,562,630,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-24,484,866,048.00 | $6,608,770,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-24,376,963,072.00 | $10,126,700,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sansted | $-24,214,847,488.00 | $6,208,710,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-23,561,541,632.00 | $13,233,000,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-23,482,734,592.00 | $14,761,300,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-22,959,325,184.00 | $10,489,000,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-22,778,646,528.00 | $10,406,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-21,756,971,008.00 | $9,038,370,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-21,538,641,920.00 | $10,880,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-21,513,037,824.00 | $10,867,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-21,319,546,880.00 | $10,769,500,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sebastian | $-20,839,362,560.00 | $6,494,360,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-20,338,972,672.00 | $13,382,700,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Sloppers | $-20,153,860,096.00 | $799,805,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aroallos of Starlight | $-20,111,196,160.00 | $798,111,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-19,996,033,024.00 | $11,403,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-19,886,729,216.00 | $14,104,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-19,263,645,696.00 | $10,819,100,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-19,251,068,928.00 | $13,653,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-18,940,176,384.00 | $9,567,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-18,898,167,808.00 | $23,349,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-17,976,979,456.00 | $11,300,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Ace Pitcher of Big Man AJ | $-17,680,916,480.00 | $11,114,100,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Sandy Claws | $-16,870,841,344.00 | $889,164,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-16,092,674,048.00 | $11,413,500,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Horizon Ryo Troops | $-15,771,237,376.00 | $574,609,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Dirt Bag | $-15,692,474,368.00 | $562,436,000,000.00 |
| The Constitutional Monarchy of The Dirt-Bag | $-15,274,929,152.00 | $527,151,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandland | $-15,185,939,456.00 | $6,937,570,000,000.00 |
| The Holy Empire of Cope-hagen | $-14,961,430,528.00 | $738,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-14,866,975,744.00 | $11,999,100,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-14,543,592,448.00 | $10,314,900,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-14,317,885,440.00 | $10,154,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-13,990,901,760.00 | $6,122,610,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-13,717,598,208.00 | $8,622,750,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of Starklight | $-13,633,850,368.00 | $399,363,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of Donkey Hotay | $-13,520,834,560.00 | $811,761,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-13,393,551,360.00 | $2,679,160,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-13,195,887,616.00 | $12,288,100,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-12,781,411,328.00 | $16,715,200,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of BARQs Trooper | $-11,546,811,392.00 | $1,756,190,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-11,325,515,776.00 | $10,546,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-10,690,406,400.00 | $4,441,100,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Dirtbag | $-10,616,443,904.00 | $429,564,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,710,831,616.00 | $12,699,300,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,708,759,040.00 | $12,696,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steven | $-8,530,969,088.00 | $1,042,890,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Stringcheese | $-8,518,265,856.00 | $582,599,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,481,334,784.00 | $17,590,500,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starry | $-8,264,844,800.00 | $334,413,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aro-allos of Starlight | $-8,215,296,512.00 | $561,879,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Galactic Armada of Skenes | $-7,747,874,816.00 | $1,247,690,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-7,478,432,768.00 | $8,128,550,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of The Galactic Armada of Sleeplessness | $-7,466,287,104.00 | $1,367,130,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-7,387,613,696.00 | $11,319,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Targ-area | $-7,387,028,992.00 | $775,878,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Ballpark | $-7,180,313,600.00 | $9,390,220,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-7,131,673,088.00 | $8,542,820,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Eltran Starry Force | $-7,003,374,592.00 | $898,204,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of Big Monroe Air | $-6,941,298,176.00 | $977,649,000,000.00 |
| The Community of Eltran Space Port | $-6,761,291,264.00 | $909,147,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Silliness | $-6,721,027,584.00 | $1,036,070,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-6,686,738,432.00 | $2,105,860,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-6,673,875,968.00 | $5,386,620,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Monroe Attitude | $-6,057,451,520.00 | $2,431,030,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Osmosis Throwdowns | $-5,946,677,248.00 | $1,283,010,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-5,591,610,368.00 | $8,860,650,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of The Galactic Armchairs of Starlight | $-5,426,421,760.00 | $799,885,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Jaylen Warren RB1 | $-4,265,315,840.00 | $1,250,880,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Bonafide Clutch | $-4,247,075,584.00 | $1,245,550,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-4,227,566,592.00 | $13,019,200,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Galactic Armada of Samuel | $-4,157,214,976.00 | $1,309,250,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of Yamaha Heavy Industries | $-4,122,119,680.00 | $1,298,190,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Starklight and HorEisen | $-4,088,352,768.00 | $499,798,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Starklight and Frierizon | $-3,758,212,864.00 | $553,984,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gotoh Armada of Starlight | $-3,556,614,912.00 | $456,149,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Eltran Starry Fleet | $-3,448,888,576.00 | $1,552,410,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Chaps | $-3,437,298,432.00 | $1,439,060,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Eltran Motorcycle Force Recon | $-3,323,264,768.00 | $1,123,790,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Himmel Revolutionary Troops | $-3,317,275,136.00 | $557,895,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bozemanite Motorcycle Association | $-2,758,590,464.00 | $15,826,200,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Galactic Aromantics of Starlight | $-2,562,438,144.00 | $998,425,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-2,515,634,944.00 | $14,431,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,386,884,864.00 | $7,351,090,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starklight | $-2,342,076,160.00 | $737,606,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Squids | $-2,339,608,320.00 | $1,053,110,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-2,310,699,520.00 | $9,226,610,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,288,581,632.00 | $7,047,970,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-2,015,110,144.00 | $8,047,120,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-1,779,009,408.00 | $10,205,400,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-1,672,567,424.00 | $17,274,300,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of Hitori Revolutionary Troops | $-1,500,732,416.00 | $843,368,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-1,372,838,784.00 | $14,177,800,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $89,863,968.00 | $10,090,900,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $173,316,560.00 | $9,302,440,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Dunk and Egg | $369,915,168.00 | $739,465,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armchair of Starlight | $1,439,584,256.00 | $626,422,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Heiter Revolutionary Troops | $1,609,443,712.00 | $436,418,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Big Monroe Altitude | $2,637,461,504.00 | $810,224,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of Targ area | $2,683,168,256.00 | $824,253,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gainwell Armada of Starlight | $3,744,994,816.00 | $1,015,490,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of The Greetings Armada of Starlight | $4,109,074,944.00 | $918,656,000,000.00 |
| The State-Sanctioned Sea Dogs of Eltran Privateers | $4,562,502,656.00 | $4,259,460,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $5,037,637,120.00 | $11,799,500,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $5,384,794,624.00 | $9,553,730,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Biggie Crossover | $5,918,429,184.00 | $1,023,560,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $6,829,182,464.00 | $1,656,270,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $7,515,850,752.00 | $10,135,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $8,649,345,024.00 | $14,334,000,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $8,862,030,848.00 | $11,950,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $9,426,419,712.00 | $12,251,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $9,607,790,592.00 | $15,287,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $10,019,534,848.00 | $16,604,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $10,213,793,792.00 | $11,059,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $10,453,676,032.00 | $7,942,490,000,000.00 |
| The Shoulda Played Volleyball of Ban My Abysmal Scott Shields | $11,081,804,800.00 | $17,632,800,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $12,232,962,048.00 | $11,420,200,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $12,272,519,168.00 | $11,457,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $13,390,069,760.00 | $14,498,200,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $13,972,567,040.00 | $13,044,200,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $14,158,247,936.00 | $11,694,500,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Copinghagen | $14,326,939,648.00 | $1,483,740,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $15,811,003,392.00 | $13,060,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $16,052,488,192.00 | $17,381,300,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $16,098,338,816.00 | $13,297,600,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $17,837,228,032.00 | $10,113,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of TE3 Jonnu Smith | $18,151,874,560.00 | $841,963,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $19,089,948,672.00 | $10,823,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Carburetors of Biketoberfest Cavemen | $19,178,211,328.00 | $10,873,600,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $21,744,760,832.00 | $16,194,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $21,786,933,248.00 | $11,418,800,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $23,034,662,912.00 | $12,797,700,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $23,156,328,448.00 | $17,246,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rim-Rocking Slam Dunks of Afro Thunder | $23,613,366,272.00 | $19,504,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $25,762,377,728.00 | $11,210,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $25,895,768,064.00 | $13,571,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $26,815,789,056.00 | $14,852,300,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $28,843,587,584.00 | $12,150,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Aficionados | $28,883,646,464.00 | $14,807,800,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $29,337,204,736.00 | $15,040,500,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $32,554,608,640.00 | $11,648,100,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $32,787,443,712.00 | $6,242,920,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $32,843,094,016.00 | $16,505,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $33,678,708,736.00 | $16,621,600,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $34,433,155,072.00 | $25,644,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $34,642,714,624.00 | $16,816,700,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $35,723,833,344.00 | $10,157,700,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $36,117,577,728.00 | $15,894,100,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $37,044,789,248.00 | $11,380,000,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $37,734,019,072.00 | $18,317,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $37,971,419,136.00 | $16,709,800,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $38,317,273,088.00 | $10,376,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $38,342,803,456.00 | $21,237,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $38,447,747,072.00 | $21,294,700,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $38,869,958,656.00 | $17,105,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $41,274,519,552.00 | $18,998,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $41,287,028,736.00 | $19,004,700,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $41,826,619,392.00 | $19,252,800,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $45,634,543,616.00 | $12,374,500,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $45,702,725,632.00 | $39,412,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $45,706,317,824.00 | $18,234,200,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Godfrey Armada of Starlight | $46,134,542,336.00 | $9,800,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $46,350,925,824.00 | $12,568,500,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $46,386,790,400.00 | $9,853,710,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $46,760,714,240.00 | $23,312,700,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $47,218,573,312.00 | $18,308,700,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $49,346,301,952.00 | $12,056,600,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $50,397,057,024.00 | $10,778,600,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $51,174,944,768.00 | $8,253,190,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $52,649,988,096.00 | $12,863,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Cover Corner of League of Deonte Flowers | $52,838,203,392.00 | $10,465,200,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $53,144,875,008.00 | $12,360,800,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $54,332,293,120.00 | $13,061,600,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $56,371,179,520.00 | $12,602,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $57,268,830,208.00 | $20,160,600,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $58,454,724,608.00 | $13,068,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther Lineman of Bryan Michael Anderson | $64,342,994,944.00 | $9,739,770,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $69,756,076,032.00 | $13,514,400,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $73,686,294,528.00 | $14,267,700,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Defensive Lineman of Big Montravius Adams | $73,775,226,880.00 | $13,457,500,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $74,913,644,544.00 | $10,187,600,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $75,044,208,640.00 | $14,403,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Bearded Motorcycle Aficionados | $78,641,831,936.00 | $10,231,300,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $78,830,452,736.00 | $11,109,900,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $78,903,934,976.00 | $14,393,100,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $81,200,660,480.00 | $10,564,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $82,313,052,160.00 | $16,653,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $82,780,372,992.00 | $31,254,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $85,281,914,880.00 | $11,095,100,000,000.00 |
| The You Give Love a Banned Name of Big Manly Aromantics | $86,467,436,544.00 | $11,249,400,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $87,669,923,840.00 | $14,452,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $89,915,400,192.00 | $12,857,200,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $90,079,821,824.00 | $17,636,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $93,080,207,360.00 | $11,641,700,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $94,657,896,448.00 | $11,428,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $96,732,274,688.00 | $17,945,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $96,743,022,592.00 | $11,316,800,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $96,873,906,176.00 | $13,109,900,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban My Automobiles | $97,038,950,400.00 | $14,726,800,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $97,206,452,224.00 | $11,371,000,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $98,827,026,432.00 | $13,439,700,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $99,568,599,040.00 | $11,647,400,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $101,202,837,504.00 | $13,762,700,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Hindsight of Ban My Adept Shawn Spencer | $104,741,830,656.00 | $14,244,100,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $104,925,659,136.00 | $14,269,100,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $105,038,503,936.00 | $13,665,500,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $105,584,623,616.00 | $14,358,700,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $109,199,171,584.00 | $14,206,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Aficionados | $109,315,031,040.00 | $14,221,900,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $109,315,031,040.00 | $14,221,900,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $112,527,269,888.00 | $14,639,800,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Time All-American 'Cat of OT Brent Swaggert | $114,589,917,184.00 | $13,954,500,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Puppet | $116,992,860,160.00 | $15,263,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $117,928,001,536.00 | $14,311,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemanite Motorcycle Aficionados | $123,442,151,424.00 | $15,439,100,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $127,276,744,704.00 | $3,520,510,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $127,399,264,256.00 | $13,765,500,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $132,723,908,608.00 | $14,026,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $133,314,772,992.00 | $15,594,900,000,000.00 |
| The Stars of Quasars Pulsars Magnetars and Monstars | $141,022,674,944.00 | $26,100,100,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $146,960,777,216.00 | $18,170,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $152,464,588,800.00 | $15,223,200,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $160,027,688,960.00 | $15,480,300,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $166,206,210,048.00 | $16,595,300,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $178,390,056,960.00 | $18,474,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bearded Motorcycle Alliance | $181,363,228,672.00 | $13,682,000,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $183,310,614,528.00 | $17,250,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Alliance | $184,382,947,328.00 | $13,909,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Brasilistani Motorcycle Alliance | $189,526,409,216.00 | $14,185,000,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $190,595,055,616.00 | $14,378,400,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $191,391,776,768.00 | $14,438,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $194,117,861,376.00 | $14,528,700,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $196,065,067,008.00 | $14,791,000,000,000.00 |
| The Runs Receptions and Returns of Bad Man Antwaan | $197,423,431,680.00 | $14,570,200,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $200,588,771,328.00 | $15,013,000,000,000.00 |
| The Preternatural Playmaking of Ban My Adroit Sean Spence | $203,242,848,256.00 | $15,211,700,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $205,229,686,784.00 | $15,248,800,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $208,937,140,224.00 | $15,637,900,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $215,135,043,584.00 | $15,984,800,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $217,300,385,792.00 | $15,940,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $221,592,731,648.00 | $16,160,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $221,714,563,072.00 | $9,602,780,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $222,928,142,336.00 | $16,257,900,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $225,385,250,816.00 | $16,633,800,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Made to Be Broken | $234,346,659,840.00 | $14,241,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Blackacre Motorcycle Association | $241,478,565,888.00 | $17,610,800,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $241,549,066,240.00 | $17,616,000,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Based Motorcyclists of America | $246,994,862,080.00 | $18,013,100,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $249,280,954,368.00 | $17,990,000,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $259,939,418,112.00 | $18,759,100,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $290,675,785,728.00 | $20,701,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $292,284,203,008.00 | $12,676,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $294,708,477,952.00 | $12,511,500,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $420,747,608,064.00 | $14,023,800,000,000.00 |
