| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-522,666,967,040.00 | $11,625,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-257,239,269,376.00 | $9,734,920,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-230,344,032,256.00 | $10,991,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-230,151,831,552.00 | $10,574,600,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-177,133,682,688.00 | $11,811,600,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-175,010,004,992.00 | $13,645,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-167,565,262,848.00 | $8,715,660,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-162,126,544,896.00 | $16,812,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-156,467,183,616.00 | $9,487,540,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-146,841,747,456.00 | $9,613,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-145,210,277,888.00 | $10,851,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grebe Armada of Starlight | $-144,134,275,072.00 | $6,613,780,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-136,667,488,256.00 | $11,238,400,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-131,817,832,448.00 | $8,629,920,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-128,585,957,376.00 | $41,876,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-124,905,242,624.00 | $13,252,200,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-123,017,887,744.00 | $13,599,400,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-118,649,085,952.00 | $10,091,600,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Better of Bicycle-Motorcycle Alliance | $-98,656,075,776.00 | $12,449,000,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-97,124,540,416.00 | $14,871,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-96,247,111,680.00 | $9,953,980,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-96,115,556,352.00 | $10,200,800,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-95,592,390,656.00 | $11,500,000,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-95,484,526,592.00 | $11,487,000,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-95,306,563,584.00 | $10,673,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-94,987,894,784.00 | $7,472,220,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Blame My Automobile | $-94,799,216,640.00 | $10,324,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Brasilistani Motorcycle Aficionados | $-94,467,596,288.00 | $9,769,990,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Adjudicators of The Ball Four Declaration | $-94,390,509,568.00 | $9,257,180,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-94,060,683,264.00 | $10,772,800,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-93,872,488,448.00 | $11,684,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-93,772,185,600.00 | $10,501,300,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Moltevino Automobiles | $-93,394,198,528.00 | $9,658,930,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-93,216,964,608.00 | $10,676,200,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-92,464,521,216.00 | $9,562,790,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-92,324,667,392.00 | $13,381,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-92,045,893,632.00 | $10,024,200,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-91,998,511,104.00 | $10,536,600,000,000.00 |
| The 2 Wheels Good 4 Wheels Bad of Bicycle-Motorcycle Association | $-91,602,419,712.00 | $9,975,950,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-90,525,712,384.00 | $8,120,040,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-90,425,565,184.00 | $10,878,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-90,268,540,928.00 | $9,335,690,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-89,951,109,120.00 | $10,302,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-89,810,509,824.00 | $10,286,000,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-89,085,902,848.00 | $9,701,900,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Marcheblanche Automobiles | $-89,001,222,144.00 | $12,328,000,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Ban Marchenoirian Automobiles | $-88,933,261,312.00 | $14,695,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-88,328,282,112.00 | $10,626,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-88,171,126,784.00 | $12,213,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-87,499,309,056.00 | $8,542,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-86,739,697,664.00 | $8,829,470,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-86,397,591,552.00 | $11,940,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-85,255,651,328.00 | $12,755,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Career Games Started of Ban My Awful Stevenson Sylvester | $-84,092,821,504.00 | $13,308,800,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-81,901,166,592.00 | $10,832,900,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-77,942,390,784.00 | $13,252,400,000,000.00 |
| The Power Hitting Third Baseman of Big Man Aramis | $-77,005,217,792.00 | $10,005,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-76,792,348,672.00 | $18,883,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-74,006,757,376.00 | $12,267,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-71,486,570,496.00 | $12,163,300,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-70,870,720,512.00 | $13,283,300,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-68,936,269,824.00 | $14,014,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Shortstop of Bad Man Arky | $-67,256,078,336.00 | $13,381,200,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-65,827,438,592.00 | $9,911,570,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-64,443,334,656.00 | $9,881,390,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-64,231,755,776.00 | $9,880,620,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-63,071,735,808.00 | $7,449,280,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-62,515,576,832.00 | $10,193,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-62,052,638,720.00 | $7,724,070,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-61,935,108,096.00 | $11,063,900,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-61,398,941,696.00 | $13,756,800,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-60,970,430,464.00 | $7,998,050,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-58,862,702,592.00 | $8,135,210,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-58,288,504,832.00 | $5,859,290,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-57,459,032,064.00 | $8,838,700,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-56,617,283,584.00 | $10,871,500,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-56,188,522,496.00 | $10,789,200,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-55,992,422,400.00 | $13,695,900,000,000.00 |
| The Trusty Linebacker of Loren Toews | $-55,848,468,480.00 | $6,596,170,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-55,827,750,912.00 | $8,560,330,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-55,466,713,088.00 | $14,564,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-55,187,038,208.00 | $13,498,900,000,000.00 |
| The Nonsense Word of IOISSSB | $-55,047,331,840.00 | $15,604,600,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-54,321,278,976.00 | $14,263,100,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-54,193,930,240.00 | $8,749,030,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-54,088,060,928.00 | $8,731,960,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-53,309,571,072.00 | $9,064,140,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-53,300,408,320.00 | $11,141,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-53,221,539,840.00 | $14,991,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-52,971,503,616.00 | $9,006,630,000,000.00 |
| The Piggy's Perpetual Excuse of Blame My Asthma | $-52,599,230,464.00 | $14,816,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-51,674,095,616.00 | $9,749,050,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-50,843,795,456.00 | $7,404,690,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Chad Newell | $-49,367,793,664.00 | $8,841,220,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-49,189,695,488.00 | $10,282,100,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-48,827,961,344.00 | $7,487,030,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-48,103,178,240.00 | $14,531,300,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Association | $-47,445,667,840.00 | $16,461,100,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Tool Pirate Center Fielder of Bat Man Andy | $-46,731,001,856.00 | $9,788,280,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-45,650,948,096.00 | $6,873,550,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-45,628,792,832.00 | $13,784,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Blackacre Motorcycle Aficionados | $-45,614,112,768.00 | $8,415,200,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-45,468,860,416.00 | $14,727,100,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of BMA Update Bender | $-45,307,580,416.00 | $10,967,200,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-45,208,829,952.00 | $1,222,450,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-45,024,460,800.00 | $11,593,900,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-44,685,770,752.00 | $15,503,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-43,553,734,656.00 | $10,147,300,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-41,777,082,368.00 | $8,305,100,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-39,297,822,720.00 | $11,069,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-39,207,084,032.00 | $12,061,600,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Move the Soul of Bigtopian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-38,784,106,496.00 | $9,388,140,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-38,564,069,376.00 | $11,863,800,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-38,019,706,880.00 | $9,982,820,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-37,205,729,280.00 | $5,670,920,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-36,804,837,376.00 | $12,314,300,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-36,616,151,040.00 | $10,379,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-36,396,863,488.00 | $12,177,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-36,320,514,048.00 | $5,863,560,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-36,172,992,512.00 | $11,716,100,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Brancalandian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-35,930,333,184.00 | $10,121,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-35,503,677,440.00 | $10,725,200,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-34,765,627,392.00 | $12,683,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-34,578,407,424.00 | $12,863,400,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-33,533,517,824.00 | $6,961,180,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-33,352,253,440.00 | $13,307,100,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-32,665,915,392.00 | $6,493,880,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-32,276,367,360.00 | $7,231,690,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-31,743,758,336.00 | $13,888,800,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-31,391,735,808.00 | $11,452,400,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-31,362,672,640.00 | $6,926,650,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-30,949,122,048.00 | $11,290,800,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-30,929,289,216.00 | $8,767,750,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-30,842,923,008.00 | $14,178,300,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-30,490,251,264.00 | $3,414,520,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-30,412,269,568.00 | $5,170,930,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-30,249,859,072.00 | $13,235,200,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Moltovean Automobiles | $-30,042,232,832.00 | $11,986,500,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Bobcat Scorer of League of Dissly Fans | $-29,805,277,184.00 | $5,736,790,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-29,754,980,352.00 | $7,790,980,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-29,642,903,552.00 | $15,831,400,000,000.00 |
| The High-Pointing Deep Threat of Lance Defense Force | $-29,369,417,728.00 | $5,652,890,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of The Bannedlands | $-28,259,360,768.00 | $3,928,480,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-28,163,391,488.00 | $7,983,590,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-27,908,605,952.00 | $13,457,400,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-27,649,777,664.00 | $13,644,200,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-27,546,574,848.00 | $13,282,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-27,234,521,088.00 | $14,545,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-27,076,343,808.00 | $9,877,890,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-27,058,741,248.00 | $9,871,560,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-26,637,127,680.00 | $8,194,690,000,000.00 |
| The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas | $-26,532,126,720.00 | $10,586,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-26,467,610,624.00 | $6,406,800,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sean | $-26,058,115,072.00 | $5,838,480,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-25,980,762,112.00 | $5,430,750,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-25,284,960,256.00 | $8,460,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-25,250,457,600.00 | $8,448,440,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-25,084,506,112.00 | $8,392,950,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-24,822,114,304.00 | $8,305,090,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-24,780,562,432.00 | $8,291,220,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-24,598,794,240.00 | $8,974,210,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-24,422,375,424.00 | $5,571,060,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-23,871,252,480.00 | $6,766,940,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-23,445,813,248.00 | $4,900,810,000,000.00 |
| The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran | $-22,662,551,552.00 | $7,591,360,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-22,648,139,776.00 | $7,586,520,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-22,424,805,376.00 | $8,947,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-22,298,329,088.00 | $10,752,300,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-22,161,623,040.00 | $7,414,930,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-21,862,377,472.00 | $11,676,100,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-21,788,669,952.00 | $8,693,450,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-21,574,379,520.00 | $7,218,400,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-21,319,026,688.00 | $12,685,800,000,000.00 |
| The Nova Marshal of Eltran Based Force | $-21,310,257,152.00 | $5,320,560,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-20,662,358,016.00 | $9,040,500,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-20,589,584,384.00 | $5,391,140,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-20,558,161,920.00 | $12,231,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Adam Jones | $-20,541,812,736.00 | $1,052,690,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-20,496,375,808.00 | $8,967,880,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-20,031,109,120.00 | $1,061,520,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sansted | $-19,703,382,016.00 | $4,919,380,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-19,408,136,192.00 | $9,358,580,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-19,408,136,192.00 | $9,358,580,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-19,253,686,272.00 | $9,284,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-19,110,424,576.00 | $7,624,760,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-18,794,407,936.00 | $21,056,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-18,761,089,024.00 | $12,527,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-18,130,350,080.00 | $9,844,830,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-17,481,039,872.00 | $9,336,180,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-17,287,573,504.00 | $11,544,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sebastian | $-16,996,633,600.00 | $5,137,320,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-16,718,330,880.00 | $8,061,630,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-16,374,324,224.00 | $9,743,540,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Ace Pitcher of Big Man AJ | $-16,057,174,016.00 | $9,554,820,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-14,681,170,944.00 | $9,803,430,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-13,669,983,232.00 | $10,320,400,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-13,081,769,984.00 | $8,735,320,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-12,845,966,336.00 | $8,578,000,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandland | $-12,517,430,272.00 | $5,476,890,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-12,281,524,224.00 | $2,434,420,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-12,247,166,976.00 | $10,580,000,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-12,176,271,360.00 | $14,413,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-11,908,969,472.00 | $4,958,420,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-11,852,576,768.00 | $7,052,880,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-10,321,112,064.00 | $8,916,330,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,246,977,024.00 | $10,945,800,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,236,671,488.00 | $10,933,800,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,463,717,888.00 | $15,140,500,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-8,204,599,808.00 | $10,315,800,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-7,582,955,520.00 | $3,025,510,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-7,321,622,016.00 | $6,853,160,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-6,987,078,656.00 | $7,345,350,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Ballpark | $-6,482,188,800.00 | $7,673,250,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-6,417,792,512.00 | $8,066,400,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Yamaha Motors | $-5,537,823,232.00 | $218,561,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Kenneth Gainwell RB2 | $-5,421,287,936.00 | $240,823,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-4,968,186,880.00 | $3,750,830,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-4,799,615,488.00 | $11,262,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bozemanite Motorcycle Association | $-4,421,566,464.00 | $14,404,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-3,994,633,984.00 | $13,015,300,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of BARQs Trooper | $-3,747,797,760.00 | $560,740,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-3,454,522,880.00 | $1,043,570,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-2,878,246,656.00 | $7,991,740,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steven | $-2,724,760,064.00 | $327,794,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-2,696,237,824.00 | $8,784,840,000,000.00 |
| The Holy Empire of Cope-hagen | $-2,659,013,376.00 | $130,322,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Sandy Claws | $-2,649,915,136.00 | $334,381,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-2,597,802,752.00 | $15,351,200,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,542,968,832.00 | $5,966,800,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of Donkey Hotay | $-2,479,275,520.00 | $147,678,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Galactic Armada of Skenes | $-2,466,341,120.00 | $390,332,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-2,439,378,432.00 | $6,773,140,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,428,429,312.00 | $5,698,420,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of The Galactic Armada of Sleeplessness | $-2,370,584,832.00 | $426,267,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-2,069,636,736.00 | $12,231,600,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Targ-area | $-1,346,338,688.00 | $139,240,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Eltran Starry Force | $-1,299,569,792.00 | $163,988,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Silliness | $-1,298,063,616.00 | $196,699,000,000.00 |
| The Community of Eltran Space Port | $-1,282,366,592.00 | $169,616,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of Big Monroe Air | $-1,235,507,840.00 | $171,137,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Monroe Attitude | $-1,110,945,408.00 | $433,837,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Osmosis Throwdowns | $-1,043,089,216.00 | $220,753,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Galactic Armada of Samuel | $-860,575,872.00 | $259,971,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Jaylen Warren RB1 | $-800,964,096.00 | $225,625,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Bonafide Clutch | $-788,344,768.00 | $222,072,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-784,088,448.00 | $8,715,920,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of Yamaha Heavy Industries | $-781,235,200.00 | $236,002,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-705,470,144.00 | $8,012,380,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Eltran Starry Fleet | $-682,357,952.00 | $292,135,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Chaps | $-508,386,720.00 | $202,839,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of The Galactic Armchairs of Starlight | $-194,993,792.00 | $28,261,300,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Dunk and Egg | $-194,993,792.00 | $28,261,300,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Eltran Motorcycle Force Recon | $-117,998,824.00 | $38,219,100,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armchair of Starlight | $46,855,592.00 | $21,785,400,000.00 |
| The Colony of Big Monroe Altitude | $448,334,912.00 | $143,786,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of Targ area | $481,133,184.00 | $154,307,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of The Greetings Armada of Starlight | $733,889,664.00 | $168,764,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of The Galactic Armada of Sycorax | $874,798,144.00 | $280,558,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Biggie Crossover | $1,034,497,152.00 | $182,396,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gainwell Armada of Starlight | $1,138,803,968.00 | $320,320,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Copinghagen | $2,597,256,448.00 | $272,234,000,000.00 |
| The State-Sanctioned Sea Dogs of Eltran Privateers | $2,807,002,112.00 | $2,909,430,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $3,023,823,360.00 | $759,732,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $3,257,644,032.00 | $10,611,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of TE3 Jonnu Smith | $3,332,322,048.00 | $155,494,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $3,468,057,344.00 | $8,715,520,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $5,615,119,360.00 | $8,731,020,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $6,203,015,680.00 | $12,730,400,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $6,478,907,904.00 | $10,074,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $6,943,226,368.00 | $10,572,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $7,293,820,416.00 | $14,969,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $7,412,445,696.00 | $13,871,200,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $7,581,586,432.00 | $9,312,540,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $7,700,000,768.00 | $6,470,280,000,000.00 |
| The Shoulda Played Volleyball of Ban My Abysmal Scott Shields | $8,659,850,240.00 | $16,205,900,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $9,263,486,976.00 | $9,601,060,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $9,358,464,000.00 | $9,699,660,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $10,755,006,464.00 | $13,209,700,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $10,841,579,520.00 | $11,237,200,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $10,930,722,816.00 | $9,871,620,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $12,449,658,880.00 | $11,243,400,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $12,635,022,336.00 | $11,411,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $12,725,229,568.00 | $15,630,700,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $14,816,286,720.00 | $9,198,480,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $15,960,187,904.00 | $9,908,480,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Carburetors of Biketoberfest Cavemen | $16,054,108,160.00 | $9,966,720,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $17,808,744,448.00 | $14,337,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $17,942,720,512.00 | $9,862,530,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $19,061,884,928.00 | $15,346,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rim-Rocking Slam Dunks of Afro Thunder | $19,520,989,184.00 | $17,630,100,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $19,550,906,368.00 | $11,561,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $20,822,706,176.00 | $11,445,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $21,886,726,144.00 | $12,764,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $22,065,332,224.00 | $10,259,300,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $22,683,437,056.00 | $9,888,530,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Aficionados | $24,343,115,776.00 | $13,468,900,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $24,785,031,168.00 | $13,713,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $25,935,765,504.00 | $9,776,780,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $26,817,366,016.00 | $5,248,480,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $27,904,983,040.00 | $15,068,500,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $28,267,341,824.00 | $10,655,700,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $28,325,591,040.00 | $22,805,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $28,756,795,392.00 | $15,188,900,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $29,079,425,024.00 | $8,556,320,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $29,506,742,272.00 | $15,274,700,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $30,997,039,104.00 | $14,145,400,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $31,220,359,168.00 | $8,726,270,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $31,463,733,248.00 | $14,358,400,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $32,339,724,288.00 | $14,758,200,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $32,345,595,904.00 | $10,373,600,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $32,567,859,200.00 | $16,859,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $32,895,383,552.00 | $19,185,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $32,919,363,584.00 | $19,199,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $35,597,479,936.00 | $17,281,100,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $35,634,671,616.00 | $17,299,000,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Godfrey Armada of Starlight | $35,818,184,704.00 | $7,755,040,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $36,102,569,984.00 | $17,526,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $38,314,790,912.00 | $8,295,560,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $38,348,320,768.00 | $15,778,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $38,528,442,368.00 | $20,076,000,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $39,522,201,600.00 | $15,781,000,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $39,952,224,256.00 | $36,263,000,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $40,268,873,728.00 | $11,326,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $41,029,492,736.00 | $11,540,600,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $41,036,161,024.00 | $6,753,420,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $42,435,170,304.00 | $9,263,860,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Cover Corner of League of Deonte Flowers | $43,489,923,072.00 | $8,813,730,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $43,568,128,000.00 | $10,989,400,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $45,601,943,552.00 | $11,247,600,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $46,090,731,520.00 | $10,981,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $46,619,836,416.00 | $11,759,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $48,129,679,360.00 | $17,365,900,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $49,999,704,064.00 | $11,497,900,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $51,999,633,408.00 | $11,957,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther Lineman of Bryan Michael Anderson | $57,218,347,008.00 | $8,889,370,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $59,048,402,944.00 | $11,670,900,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $63,570,694,144.00 | $12,432,300,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $65,224,982,528.00 | $9,333,470,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Defensive Lineman of Big Montravius Adams | $65,684,463,616.00 | $12,235,400,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $66,011,004,928.00 | $13,077,900,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $66,832,068,608.00 | $9,285,870,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $69,140,922,368.00 | $14,354,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Bearded Motorcycle Aficionados | $70,204,112,896.00 | $9,315,690,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $70,842,843,136.00 | $13,196,200,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $72,492,195,840.00 | $9,619,290,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $74,036,797,440.00 | $28,747,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $76,615,016,448.00 | $10,166,400,000,000.00 |
| The You Give Love a Banned Name of Big Manly Aromantics | $77,716,750,336.00 | $10,312,500,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $78,355,996,672.00 | $13,149,700,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $79,255,732,224.00 | $15,853,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $79,958,810,624.00 | $11,705,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $82,105,966,592.00 | $15,453,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $83,870,490,624.00 | $10,683,300,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $84,919,156,736.00 | $10,428,300,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $85,333,704,704.00 | $11,709,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $86,571,196,416.00 | $10,289,400,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban My Automobiles | $86,925,213,696.00 | $13,399,400,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $87,026,728,960.00 | $10,343,600,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $88,269,209,600.00 | $12,264,500,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $89,048,268,800.00 | $10,583,800,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $90,144,989,184.00 | $12,524,900,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $93,654,376,448.00 | $12,427,400,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Hindsight of Ban My Adept Shawn Spencer | $93,758,660,608.00 | $13,027,100,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $93,998,571,520.00 | $13,060,400,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $94,703,378,432.00 | $13,158,400,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Time All-American 'Cat of OT Brent Swaggert | $95,798,591,488.00 | $11,789,600,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $97,684,144,128.00 | $12,962,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $97,748,836,352.00 | $12,970,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Aficionados | $97,781,956,608.00 | $12,975,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $100,522,934,272.00 | $12,342,900,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $101,110,235,136.00 | $13,416,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Puppet | $104,861,884,416.00 | $13,951,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemanite Motorcycle Aficionados | $110,893,236,224.00 | $14,125,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $115,128,451,072.00 | $12,606,600,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $115,817,840,640.00 | $3,210,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $119,561,617,408.00 | $14,210,500,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $119,973,863,424.00 | $12,840,200,000,000.00 |
| The Stars of Quasars Pulsars Magnetars and Monstars | $125,683,531,776.00 | $23,590,500,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $131,251,552,256.00 | $16,452,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $138,030,039,040.00 | $13,933,700,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $144,391,667,712.00 | $14,109,000,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $147,692,175,360.00 | $14,909,100,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $160,962,281,472.00 | $16,871,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bearded Motorcycle Alliance | $163,020,210,176.00 | $12,442,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Alliance | $165,836,029,952.00 | $12,657,000,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $166,662,914,048.00 | $15,830,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Brasilistani Motorcycle Alliance | $170,183,999,488.00 | $12,879,800,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $172,030,394,368.00 | $13,129,800,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $172,761,628,672.00 | $13,185,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $174,812,413,952.00 | $13,230,100,000,000.00 |
| The Runs Receptions and Returns of Bad Man Antwaan | $177,103,716,352.00 | $13,204,600,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $177,604,771,840.00 | $13,555,200,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $181,476,212,736.00 | $13,734,400,000,000.00 |
| The Preternatural Playmaking of Ban My Adroit Sean Spence | $183,452,270,592.00 | $13,883,900,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $184,940,822,528.00 | $13,888,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $189,525,016,576.00 | $14,343,600,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $190,791,991,296.00 | $18,374,100,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $195,170,893,824.00 | $14,656,500,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $195,538,370,560.00 | $14,484,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $198,919,110,656.00 | $14,644,300,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $200,728,035,328.00 | $14,777,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $201,919,660,032.00 | $8,810,540,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $204,423,921,664.00 | $15,241,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $219,171,880,960.00 | $16,135,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Blackacre Motorcycle Association | $219,242,823,680.00 | $16,140,500,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Based Motorcyclists of America | $224,983,859,200.00 | $16,563,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $225,838,317,568.00 | $16,441,500,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $235,576,623,104.00 | $17,150,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $263,432,830,976.00 | $11,482,800,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $264,062,550,016.00 | $18,955,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $266,463,068,160.00 | $11,391,800,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $382,168,432,640.00 | $12,802,100,000,000.00 |
