| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-602,374,012,928.00 | $13,487,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-292,459,347,968.00 | $11,152,000,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-266,661,888,000.00 | $12,818,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-265,653,010,432.00 | $12,294,400,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-204,019,318,784.00 | $13,734,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grebe Armada of Starlight | $-200,595,030,016.00 | $9,261,730,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-196,455,448,576.00 | $15,498,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-187,959,672,832.00 | $9,896,420,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-186,114,768,896.00 | $19,583,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-175,147,270,144.00 | $10,760,400,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-164,639,965,184.00 | $10,926,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-163,141,124,096.00 | $12,412,000,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-156,874,752,000.00 | $13,064,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-150,025,863,168.00 | $9,956,770,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-143,151,235,072.00 | $15,400,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-140,961,103,872.00 | $47,465,300,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-140,925,239,296.00 | $15,800,200,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-133,321,023,488.00 | $11,532,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-116,816,863,232.00 | $9,304,570,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-110,676,000,768.00 | $10,057,600,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-109,720,707,072.00 | $11,859,400,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Better of Bicycle-Motorcycle Alliance | $-109,061,750,784.00 | $14,075,300,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-108,376,702,976.00 | $12,365,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-107,816,894,464.00 | $11,391,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-107,098,218,496.00 | $12,219,500,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-107,053,858,816.00 | $16,863,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-106,772,725,760.00 | $10,564,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-106,603,479,040.00 | $13,112,900,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-106,531,774,464.00 | $13,521,900,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-106,316,996,608.00 | $13,077,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-106,285,318,144.00 | $10,967,700,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Adjudicators of The Ball Four Declaration | $-106,229,456,896.00 | $10,641,000,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Blame My Automobile | $-106,059,743,232.00 | $11,803,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Brasilistani Motorcycle Aficionados | $-106,059,177,984.00 | $11,206,100,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-105,352,241,152.00 | $12,333,800,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Moltevino Automobiles | $-104,818,884,608.00 | $11,075,100,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-104,511,717,376.00 | $12,235,300,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-103,893,737,472.00 | $10,977,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-103,596,695,552.00 | $11,529,400,000,000.00 |
| The 2 Wheels Good 4 Wheels Bad of Bicycle-Motorcycle Association | $-102,961,381,376.00 | $11,458,700,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-102,799,081,472.00 | $12,034,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-102,503,366,656.00 | $15,208,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-101,916,131,328.00 | $10,768,400,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-101,323,325,440.00 | $12,463,400,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-101,102,542,848.00 | $11,836,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-100,887,855,104.00 | $11,811,100,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-100,359,708,672.00 | $11,169,100,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Marcheblanche Automobiles | $-99,501,105,152.00 | $14,104,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-99,376,726,016.00 | $12,224,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-98,733,768,704.00 | $13,995,800,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Ban Marchenoirian Automobiles | $-98,615,541,760.00 | $16,698,100,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-98,248,245,248.00 | $13,859,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-95,445,860,352.00 | $14,608,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Career Games Started of Ban My Awful Stevenson Sylvester | $-94,024,753,152.00 | $15,243,200,000,000.00 |
| The Power Hitting Third Baseman of Big Man Aramis | $-93,884,137,472.00 | $12,384,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-92,791,119,872.00 | $12,556,400,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-88,531,263,488.00 | $15,397,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-84,761,993,216.00 | $21,432,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-82,902,827,008.00 | $14,196,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Shortstop of Bad Man Arky | $-81,947,582,464.00 | $16,596,900,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-80,347,717,632.00 | $15,448,900,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-80,121,135,104.00 | $12,552,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-79,972,507,648.00 | $13,954,700,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-77,955,104,768.00 | $16,269,900,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-76,745,056,256.00 | $2,086,410,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-76,578,603,008.00 | $9,218,790,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-75,321,532,416.00 | $9,560,460,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-74,362,322,944.00 | $11,497,300,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-73,891,930,112.00 | $9,888,620,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-72,913,092,608.00 | $7,461,640,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-71,473,553,408.00 | $10,082,200,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-71,432,167,424.00 | $11,337,900,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-70,830,735,360.00 | $11,875,000,000,000.00 |
| The Trusty Linebacker of Loren Toews | $-69,473,984,512.00 | $8,363,480,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-68,923,080,704.00 | $16,046,500,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-68,257,390,592.00 | $12,612,600,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-67,776,618,496.00 | $10,618,200,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-66,762,059,776.00 | $9,879,750,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-65,739,583,488.00 | $10,849,400,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-65,680,633,856.00 | $10,839,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-64,887,300,096.00 | $10,299,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-64,302,555,136.00 | $11,183,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four-time All Big Sky Player of RB1 Chad Newell | $-64,219,254,784.00 | $11,771,600,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-63,913,140,224.00 | $12,656,600,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-63,842,902,016.00 | $11,103,500,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-63,247,421,440.00 | $12,524,800,000,000.00 |
| The Nonsense Word of IOISSSB | $-61,012,258,816.00 | $18,080,000,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-60,758,032,384.00 | $9,518,600,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-60,396,879,872.00 | $15,571,300,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-60,089,323,520.00 | $12,976,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-59,569,729,536.00 | $16,513,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-58,940,977,152.00 | $12,728,800,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-58,600,345,600.00 | $16,244,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-58,242,940,928.00 | $11,254,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-57,081,606,144.00 | $17,006,300,000,000.00 |
| The Piggy's Perpetual Excuse of Blame My Asthma | $-56,572,399,616.00 | $16,854,700,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Tool Pirate Center Fielder of Bat Man Andy | $-56,456,658,944.00 | $12,128,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Adam Jones | $-55,583,903,744.00 | $2,870,810,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-55,114,473,472.00 | $2,943,740,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-54,794,178,560.00 | $8,471,890,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-52,037,722,112.00 | $16,658,400,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-51,957,821,440.00 | $10,586,300,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Association | $-50,618,691,584.00 | $18,688,200,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of BMA Update Bender | $-50,581,184,512.00 | $12,745,800,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-50,320,949,248.00 | $13,338,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Blackacre Motorcycle Aficionados | $-50,252,349,440.00 | $9,670,470,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-49,856,737,280.00 | $15,960,100,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-49,847,631,872.00 | $7,754,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-49,357,250,560.00 | $11,813,600,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-49,230,548,992.00 | $16,931,600,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-48,102,977,536.00 | $17,759,500,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-44,888,522,752.00 | $5,121,620,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Move the Soul of Bigtopian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-44,174,458,880.00 | $11,131,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-44,033,216,512.00 | $7,267,050,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-43,485,663,232.00 | $12,886,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-43,459,022,848.00 | $14,010,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-42,691,645,440.00 | $13,763,300,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-42,339,655,680.00 | $12,614,300,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Yamaha Motors | $-41,673,842,688.00 | $1,657,310,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-41,384,808,448.00 | $11,472,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Kenneth Gainwell RB2 | $-41,195,544,576.00 | $1,844,110,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-41,124,077,568.00 | $9,322,930,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-40,711,847,936.00 | $14,314,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-40,304,451,584.00 | $14,170,600,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-39,952,031,744.00 | $8,603,650,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of The Bannedlands | $-39,566,512,128.00 | $5,628,140,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-39,283,970,048.00 | $8,004,060,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Brancalandian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-39,082,799,104.00 | $11,644,100,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-38,795,599,872.00 | $13,342,800,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-38,495,240,192.00 | $8,962,420,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-38,389,047,296.00 | $12,289,100,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-38,300,979,200.00 | $14,728,600,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-37,864,669,184.00 | $6,585,380,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Bobcat Scorer of League of Dissly Fans | $-36,908,015,616.00 | $7,358,270,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-36,788,793,344.00 | $14,147,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-36,749,660,160.00 | $14,582,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-36,368,805,888.00 | $13,985,600,000,000.00 |
| The High-Pointing Deep Threat of Lance Defense Force | $-36,215,771,136.00 | $7,220,280,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-35,872,669,696.00 | $10,630,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-35,398,807,552.00 | $15,103,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-35,113,705,472.00 | $9,590,240,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sean | $-34,758,340,608.00 | $8,092,350,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-34,616,385,536.00 | $16,084,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-33,544,601,600.00 | $7,244,220,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-33,351,481,344.00 | $9,883,250,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-33,128,783,872.00 | $15,393,400,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-32,949,444,608.00 | $18,876,600,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-32,858,675,200.00 | $12,635,800,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-32,693,708,800.00 | $12,572,500,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-32,663,040,000.00 | $16,149,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-32,496,173,056.00 | $8,188,710,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Moltovean Automobiles | $-32,397,105,152.00 | $13,822,800,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aroallos of Starlight | $-32,256,759,808.00 | $1,282,800,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Sloppers | $-31,873,275,904.00 | $1,267,550,000,000.00 |
| The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas | $-31,570,106,368.00 | $13,323,800,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-31,462,625,280.00 | $7,429,910,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-31,406,741,504.00 | $10,125,100,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-31,090,356,224.00 | $6,714,210,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-30,470,459,392.00 | $15,675,900,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-30,065,881,088.00 | $15,467,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-29,728,485,376.00 | $10,452,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-29,563,535,360.00 | $10,394,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-29,543,888,896.00 | $10,387,500,000,000.00 |
| The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran | $-29,527,326,720.00 | $10,355,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-29,394,511,872.00 | $16,839,900,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-29,377,515,520.00 | $15,642,000,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-29,333,997,568.00 | $10,313,500,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-29,208,864,768.00 | $10,269,600,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-29,185,957,888.00 | $8,648,930,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-28,611,047,424.00 | $11,002,500,000,000.00 |
| The Nova Marshal of Eltran Based Force | $-27,783,245,824.00 | $7,197,460,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Horizon Ryo Troops | $-27,651,106,816.00 | $1,009,550,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-27,598,745,600.00 | $9,679,560,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-26,700,326,912.00 | $13,736,600,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-26,682,886,144.00 | $9,381,580,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sansted | $-26,381,461,504.00 | $6,834,340,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-26,348,910,592.00 | $7,196,390,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-26,229,182,464.00 | $9,222,020,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-26,128,803,840.00 | $11,027,500,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-25,654,548,480.00 | $10,827,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Dirt Bag | $-25,194,514,432.00 | $904,567,000,000.00 |
| The Constitutional Monarchy of The Dirt-Bag | $-24,848,148,480.00 | $859,016,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-24,512,946,176.00 | $15,746,900,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-24,377,059,328.00 | $13,965,200,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-24,083,732,480.00 | $11,190,700,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-23,884,216,320.00 | $11,098,000,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of Starklight | $-23,422,502,912.00 | $687,268,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-23,046,950,912.00 | $9,726,870,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sebastian | $-22,654,765,056.00 | $7,144,540,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-22,562,131,968.00 | $11,607,300,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Sandy Claws | $-22,539,804,672.00 | $1,191,330,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-22,536,951,808.00 | $11,594,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-22,377,297,920.00 | $11,512,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-20,871,149,568.00 | $12,134,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-20,466,223,104.00 | $14,867,000,000,000.00 |
| The Holy Empire of Cope-hagen | $-20,458,780,672.00 | $1,012,790,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-20,363,440,128.00 | $13,962,500,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-20,235,481,088.00 | $14,699,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-20,162,637,824.00 | $11,551,300,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-20,020,379,648.00 | $10,299,900,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-19,036,778,496.00 | $24,477,900,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of Donkey Hotay | $-18,994,548,736.00 | $1,143,850,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-18,746,187,776.00 | $12,042,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Ace Pitcher of Big Man AJ | $-18,443,395,072.00 | $11,847,900,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Dirtbag | $-16,921,348,096.00 | $686,421,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-16,783,696,896.00 | $12,192,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandland | $-16,477,992,960.00 | $7,656,650,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-15,443,922,944.00 | $12,801,800,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of BARQs Trooper | $-15,345,280,000.00 | $2,348,710,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-15,290,341,376.00 | $11,107,500,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-15,054,930,944.00 | $10,936,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-15,012,068,352.00 | $6,699,680,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-14,611,329,024.00 | $9,386,130,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starry | $-14,416,167,936.00 | $584,798,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-13,962,793,984.00 | $2,802,790,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-13,671,154,688.00 | $13,120,400,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Stringcheese | $-13,411,741,696.00 | $920,257,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aro-allos of Starlight | $-13,180,777,472.00 | $904,412,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-13,092,984,832.00 | $17,833,800,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-12,130,475,008.00 | $5,119,660,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-11,826,484,224.00 | $11,349,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steven | $-11,365,391,360.00 | $1,398,020,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Galactic Armada of Skenes | $-10,345,333,760.00 | $1,677,180,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Targ-area | $-10,262,268,928.00 | $1,084,300,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,958,770,688.00 | $13,565,400,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,950,358,528.00 | $13,553,300,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of The Galactic Armada of Sleeplessness | $-9,877,150,720.00 | $1,821,280,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Eltran Starry Force | $-9,749,907,456.00 | $1,258,310,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of Big Monroe Air | $-9,611,565,056.00 | $1,362,470,000,000.00 |
| The Community of Eltran Space Port | $-9,608,148,992.00 | $1,300,170,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Silliness | $-9,306,541,056.00 | $1,444,140,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,506,793,472.00 | $18,781,900,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Monroe Attitude | $-8,430,273,536.00 | $3,419,380,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Osmosis Throwdowns | $-8,308,938,240.00 | $1,806,050,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-8,214,827,008.00 | $2,629,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of The Galactic Armchairs of Starlight | $-8,077,636,096.00 | $1,198,470,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-7,575,128,576.00 | $8,772,870,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Ballpark | $-7,518,742,528.00 | $10,241,200,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-7,459,271,680.00 | $6,183,380,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-7,203,762,176.00 | $9,112,750,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-7,076,466,176.00 | $11,826,800,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Starklight and HorEisen | $-6,939,946,496.00 | $853,657,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Starklight and Frierizon | $-6,391,597,056.00 | $948,315,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gotoh Armada of Starlight | $-6,334,503,424.00 | $817,520,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Bonafide Clutch | $-5,928,376,832.00 | $1,766,260,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Jaylen Warren RB1 | $-5,850,861,568.00 | $1,743,160,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Himmel Revolutionary Troops | $-5,850,571,264.00 | $990,651,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Galactic Armada of Samuel | $-5,708,901,376.00 | $1,827,510,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of Yamaha Heavy Industries | $-5,674,237,440.00 | $1,816,450,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-5,253,919,232.00 | $9,242,590,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Eltran Motorcycle Force Recon | $-4,868,187,648.00 | $1,674,300,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Chaps | $-4,804,308,992.00 | $2,049,850,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Eltran Starry Fleet | $-4,725,699,584.00 | $2,169,550,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-3,981,072,896.00 | $13,914,500,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starklight | $-3,963,389,184.00 | $1,268,750,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Galactic Aromantics of Starlight | $-3,960,113,408.00 | $1,571,370,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Squids | $-3,676,125,952.00 | $1,687,670,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of Hitori Revolutionary Troops | $-2,619,521,280.00 | $1,505,730,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,289,246,208.00 | $8,001,580,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,204,427,264.00 | $7,705,400,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-2,054,934,528.00 | $9,848,370,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bozemanite Motorcycle Association | $-2,044,946,176.00 | $16,521,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-1,871,798,400.00 | $15,114,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-1,810,665,088.00 | $8,677,560,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-1,354,224,768.00 | $10,937,900,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-1,262,786,944.00 | $18,232,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-1,047,343,552.00 | $15,122,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $500,751,648.00 | $10,753,400,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $589,748,032.00 | $9,955,290,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Dunk and Egg | $602,843,840.00 | $1,105,260,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armchair of Starlight | $2,198,109,440.00 | $933,694,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Heiter Revolutionary Troops | $2,892,542,720.00 | $773,745,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Big Monroe Altitude | $3,751,160,320.00 | $1,134,140,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of Targ area | $3,801,408,256.00 | $1,149,340,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gainwell Armada of Starlight | $5,066,438,656.00 | $1,355,260,000,000.00 |
| The State-Sanctioned Sea Dogs of Eltran Privateers | $5,439,028,736.00 | $4,892,910,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of The Greetings Armada of Starlight | $5,830,171,136.00 | $1,289,790,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $5,854,732,800.00 | $12,388,500,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $6,236,073,472.00 | $9,950,190,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Biggie Crossover | $8,381,939,712.00 | $1,439,130,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $8,423,676,416.00 | $10,813,300,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $8,789,124,096.00 | $2,103,810,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $9,796,054,016.00 | $15,124,400,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $10,016,396,288.00 | $12,857,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $10,613,593,088.00 | $13,066,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $10,631,016,448.00 | $16,003,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $11,268,336,640.00 | $17,397,900,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $11,519,463,424.00 | $11,934,400,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $11,799,773,184.00 | $8,649,580,000,000.00 |
| The Shoulda Played Volleyball of Ban My Abysmal Scott Shields | $12,171,236,352.00 | $18,321,300,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $13,648,047,104.00 | $12,277,400,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $13,726,461,952.00 | $12,348,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $14,610,549,760.00 | $15,136,700,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $15,480,835,072.00 | $13,926,000,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $15,775,582,208.00 | $12,620,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $17,423,286,272.00 | $13,938,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $17,610,231,808.00 | $18,244,500,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $17,736,308,736.00 | $14,188,500,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $19,244,617,728.00 | $10,562,500,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Copinghagen | $20,268,640,256.00 | $2,089,570,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $20,532,889,600.00 | $11,269,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Carburetors of Biketoberfest Cavemen | $20,630,544,384.00 | $11,323,000,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $23,625,109,504.00 | $17,106,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $23,689,058,304.00 | $12,199,600,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $24,673,843,200.00 | $13,399,500,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $25,103,841,280.00 | $18,177,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rim-Rocking Slam Dunks of Afro Thunder | $25,518,612,480.00 | $20,414,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of TE3 Jonnu Smith | $25,597,515,776.00 | $1,184,640,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $27,466,485,760.00 | $11,666,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $28,367,892,480.00 | $14,609,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $29,220,347,904.00 | $15,879,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Aficionados | $31,040,192,512.00 | $15,480,700,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $31,496,839,168.00 | $15,708,600,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $31,875,520,512.00 | $13,257,800,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $34,552,557,568.00 | $12,128,100,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $35,107,422,208.00 | $17,190,200,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $35,619,942,400.00 | $6,712,910,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $36,019,757,056.00 | $17,344,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $37,003,227,136.00 | $17,546,900,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $37,258,493,952.00 | $26,978,500,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $38,597,431,296.00 | $16,757,800,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $38,961,287,168.00 | $10,937,900,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $39,271,366,656.00 | $11,873,400,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $40,256,409,600.00 | $19,089,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $40,969,256,960.00 | $22,264,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $41,028,243,456.00 | $22,297,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $41,064,321,024.00 | $17,828,900,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $41,786,187,776.00 | $11,183,800,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $42,022,035,456.00 | $18,244,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $43,944,947,712.00 | $19,836,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $43,990,794,240.00 | $19,857,500,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $44,501,540,864.00 | $20,087,700,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $48,187,330,560.00 | $12,890,100,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $48,472,494,080.00 | $41,020,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $48,953,315,328.00 | $13,095,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $49,332,518,912.00 | $19,455,800,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $50,496,651,264.00 | $10,650,200,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $50,823,360,512.00 | $24,928,100,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $51,022,704,640.00 | $19,568,200,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Godfrey Armada of Starlight | $51,314,065,408.00 | $10,822,600,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $52,133,445,632.00 | $12,587,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $54,173,962,240.00 | $11,497,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $55,523,368,960.00 | $13,405,800,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $56,177,762,304.00 | $8,991,390,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $56,536,813,568.00 | $13,031,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Cover Corner of League of Deonte Flowers | $57,448,251,392.00 | $11,280,700,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $58,523,734,016.00 | $13,934,800,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $59,425,931,264.00 | $13,146,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $61,493,772,288.00 | $21,449,000,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $61,505,171,456.00 | $13,606,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther Lineman of Bryan Michael Anderson | $67,638,992,896.00 | $10,139,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $75,007,246,336.00 | $14,423,100,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $77,254,688,768.00 | $14,830,700,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Defensive Lineman of Big Montravius Adams | $77,593,616,384.00 | $14,043,100,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $78,745,018,368.00 | $10,622,800,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $80,656,859,136.00 | $15,371,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Bearded Motorcycle Aficionados | $82,651,947,008.00 | $10,673,600,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $82,798,485,504.00 | $14,985,100,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $85,300,854,784.00 | $11,953,000,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $85,305,638,912.00 | $11,016,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $86,935,224,320.00 | $32,481,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $88,739,479,552.00 | $17,780,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $89,518,039,040.00 | $11,560,200,000,000.00 |
| The You Give Love a Banned Name of Big Manly Aromantics | $90,611,400,704.00 | $11,701,400,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $92,121,899,008.00 | $15,084,100,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $94,645,960,704.00 | $13,414,800,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $95,325,806,592.00 | $18,514,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $97,646,665,728.00 | $12,129,200,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $99,315,736,576.00 | $11,913,800,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban My Automobiles | $101,729,075,200.00 | $15,348,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $101,881,585,664.00 | $11,846,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $102,269,878,272.00 | $11,891,900,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $102,353,469,440.00 | $13,779,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $103,954,628,608.00 | $19,181,200,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $103,989,035,008.00 | $14,028,200,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $104,491,483,136.00 | $12,150,200,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $106,398,302,208.00 | $14,353,300,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $109,936,877,568.00 | $14,830,600,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Hindsight of Ban My Adept Shawn Spencer | $109,983,465,472.00 | $14,836,900,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $110,504,927,232.00 | $14,270,400,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $110,724,784,128.00 | $14,936,900,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $114,662,162,432.00 | $14,807,300,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Aficionados | $114,746,482,688.00 | $14,818,200,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $114,914,009,088.00 | $14,839,800,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $118,134,136,832.00 | $15,255,500,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Puppet | $122,529,349,632.00 | $15,869,000,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Time All-American 'Cat of OT Brent Swaggert | $123,769,348,096.00 | $15,012,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $126,427,275,264.00 | $15,274,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemanite Motorcycle Aficionados | $129,419,042,816.00 | $16,075,600,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $133,008,826,368.00 | $3,675,990,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $133,227,683,840.00 | $14,323,000,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $138,684,350,464.00 | $14,586,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $139,964,809,216.00 | $16,274,900,000,000.00 |
| The Stars of Quasars Pulsars Magnetars and Monstars | $148,432,732,160.00 | $27,326,100,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $154,379,255,808.00 | $18,989,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $159,501,500,416.00 | $15,860,100,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $167,507,378,176.00 | $16,142,300,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $175,373,205,504.00 | $17,438,200,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $187,044,134,912.00 | $19,283,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bearded Motorcycle Alliance | $190,014,603,264.00 | $14,271,700,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $191,461,195,776.00 | $17,954,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Alliance | $193,277,231,104.00 | $14,516,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Brasilistani Motorcycle Alliance | $198,988,414,976.00 | $14,830,900,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $199,229,489,152.00 | $14,963,800,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $200,488,615,936.00 | $15,058,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $203,390,189,568.00 | $15,159,000,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $204,981,911,552.00 | $15,395,900,000,000.00 |
| The Runs Receptions and Returns of Bad Man Antwaan | $207,194,800,128.00 | $15,232,500,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $210,308,366,336.00 | $15,674,500,000,000.00 |
| The Preternatural Playmaking of Ban My Adroit Sean Spence | $212,763,377,664.00 | $15,857,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $214,918,119,424.00 | $15,904,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $218,064,568,320.00 | $16,252,600,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $224,863,928,320.00 | $16,640,600,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $227,584,966,656.00 | $16,632,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $231,588,855,808.00 | $10,002,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $232,338,784,256.00 | $16,884,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $233,749,774,336.00 | $16,986,500,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $235,397,644,288.00 | $17,305,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Blackacre Motorcycle Association | $251,909,029,888.00 | $18,306,100,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $252,296,626,176.00 | $18,334,300,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Based Motorcyclists of America | $257,903,640,576.00 | $18,741,800,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $260,927,488,000.00 | $18,768,100,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $271,355,789,312.00 | $19,518,200,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $303,253,815,296.00 | $21,532,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $305,901,600,768.00 | $13,242,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $307,775,930,368.00 | $13,031,600,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Made to Be Broken | $310,895,149,056.00 | $18,869,800,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $440,003,985,408.00 | $14,637,700,000,000.00 |
