| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-551,171,194,880.00 | $12,302,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-269,129,056,256.00 | $10,225,600,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-242,851,495,936.00 | $11,633,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-241,960,108,032.00 | $11,159,500,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-186,253,934,592.00 | $12,482,100,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-182,164,553,728.00 | $14,291,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-174,476,034,048.00 | $9,133,430,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-170,300,948,480.00 | $17,795,800,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grebe Armada of Starlight | $-163,706,159,104.00 | $7,536,370,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-162,576,138,240.00 | $9,926,050,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-152,742,707,200.00 | $10,071,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-151,241,359,360.00 | $11,408,800,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-143,478,226,944.00 | $11,877,000,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-137,894,166,528.00 | $9,092,570,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-132,397,973,504.00 | $43,876,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-130,918,875,136.00 | $13,991,700,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-129,052,844,032.00 | $14,372,500,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-123,349,368,832.00 | $10,584,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-102,484,484,096.00 | $8,114,840,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Better of Bicycle-Motorcycle Alliance | $-101,963,915,264.00 | $13,019,000,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-100,500,103,168.00 | $10,768,800,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-100,201,725,952.00 | $15,572,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-99,907,026,944.00 | $10,449,100,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-99,581,190,144.00 | $11,261,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-99,083,739,136.00 | $12,059,700,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-99,038,289,920.00 | $12,054,100,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Blame My Automobile | $-98,417,696,768.00 | $10,840,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Brasilistani Motorcycle Aficionados | $-98,226,610,176.00 | $10,273,300,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Adjudicators of The Ball Four Declaration | $-98,223,595,520.00 | $9,740,540,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-98,149,998,592.00 | $11,099,600,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-97,924,382,720.00 | $12,314,500,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-97,613,004,800.00 | $11,309,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-97,510,621,184.00 | $8,806,560,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Moltevino Automobiles | $-97,133,182,976.00 | $10,159,000,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-96,810,254,336.00 | $11,215,900,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-96,198,123,520.00 | $10,061,100,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-95,772,508,160.00 | $10,549,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-95,540,903,936.00 | $14,018,000,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-95,404,351,488.00 | $11,053,000,000,000.00 |
| The 2 Wheels Good 4 Wheels Bad of Bicycle-Motorcycle Association | $-95,365,890,048.00 | $10,504,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-94,202,159,104.00 | $9,261,630,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-94,137,188,352.00 | $9,845,630,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-93,945,954,304.00 | $11,434,300,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-93,596,540,928.00 | $10,843,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-93,462,208,512.00 | $9,582,150,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-93,319,053,312.00 | $10,811,400,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-92,783,968,256.00 | $10,220,000,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Marcheblanche Automobiles | $-92,347,269,120.00 | $12,947,300,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Ban Marchenoirian Automobiles | $-91,950,792,704.00 | $15,389,600,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-91,918,213,120.00 | $11,187,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-91,556,331,520.00 | $12,836,400,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-90,265,493,504.00 | $12,609,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-88,472,313,856.00 | $13,395,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Career Games Started of Ban My Awful Stevenson Sylvester | $-87,149,330,432.00 | $13,967,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-85,509,914,624.00 | $11,446,100,000,000.00 |
| The Power Hitting Third Baseman of Big Man Aramis | $-82,759,876,608.00 | $10,838,600,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-81,331,896,320.00 | $13,993,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-79,255,764,992.00 | $19,775,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-76,762,718,208.00 | $12,942,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-74,169,745,408.00 | $12,787,600,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-73,855,557,632.00 | $14,029,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Shortstop of Bad Man Arky | $-72,231,034,880.00 | $14,505,700,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-71,904,731,136.00 | $14,820,300,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-69,587,165,184.00 | $10,790,800,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-68,553,105,408.00 | $10,466,100,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-67,597,283,328.00 | $8,064,030,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-66,678,857,728.00 | $8,385,240,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-66,457,509,888.00 | $10,391,800,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-65,272,553,472.00 | $8,652,480,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-65,142,841,344.00 | $10,777,600,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-63,836,651,520.00 | $11,606,900,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-63,673,671,680.00 | $14,555,000,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-63,249,813,504.00 | $6,417,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-63,037,825,024.00 | $8,806,140,000,000.00 |
| The Trusty Linebacker of Loren Toews | $-60,393,598,976.00 | $7,204,660,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-59,923,615,744.00 | $9,292,380,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-59,815,264,256.00 | $9,353,120,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-58,882,969,600.00 | $11,490,200,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-58,386,771,968.00 | $11,393,400,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-58,143,510,528.00 | $9,495,640,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-57,979,256,832.00 | $9,468,830,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-57,040,019,456.00 | $14,339,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-56,929,038,336.00 | $9,794,940,000,000.00 |
| The Nonsense Word of IOISSSB | $-56,765,337,600.00 | $16,468,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-56,478,662,656.00 | $9,717,420,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-56,394,940,416.00 | $15,231,100,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-56,290,861,056.00 | $1,526,430,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-56,187,514,880.00 | $8,251,910,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-55,444,692,992.00 | $11,788,800,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-55,389,622,272.00 | $14,959,800,000,000.00 |
| The Four-time All Big Sky Player of RB1 Chad Newell | $-54,240,915,456.00 | $9,832,980,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-54,156,918,784.00 | $15,706,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-53,820,395,520.00 | $10,281,900,000,000.00 |
| The Piggy's Perpetual Excuse of Blame My Asthma | $-53,552,414,720.00 | $15,531,200,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-52,817,784,832.00 | $8,190,490,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-52,337,340,416.00 | $11,128,100,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Tool Pirate Center Fielder of Bat Man Andy | $-49,917,124,608.00 | $10,595,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-49,104,707,584.00 | $15,287,500,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-48,590,696,448.00 | $7,418,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Association | $-48,152,576,000.00 | $17,254,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Blackacre Motorcycle Aficionados | $-46,945,751,040.00 | $8,853,510,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of BMA Update Bender | $-46,883,540,992.00 | $11,589,200,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-46,736,556,032.00 | $14,550,000,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-46,616,428,544.00 | $12,187,300,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-46,381,002,752.00 | $15,498,000,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-45,539,135,488.00 | $16,317,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-45,414,199,296.00 | $10,731,000,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-45,277,147,136.00 | $9,117,650,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-41,491,509,248.00 | $6,392,020,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Move the Soul of Bigtopian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-40,436,633,600.00 | $9,995,540,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-40,404,692,992.00 | $12,737,000,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-40,048,271,360.00 | $11,614,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-39,705,677,824.00 | $12,516,700,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-38,915,469,312.00 | $10,510,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-38,911,574,016.00 | $6,354,810,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-38,843,908,096.00 | $11,268,900,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-37,963,862,016.00 | $13,034,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-37,486,325,760.00 | $12,870,200,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Brancalandian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-36,733,521,920.00 | $10,653,400,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-36,702,314,496.00 | $12,263,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-36,218,449,920.00 | $11,275,700,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-35,748,495,360.00 | $13,404,100,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-35,633,639,424.00 | $7,540,360,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-35,514,191,872.00 | $4,016,250,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-35,001,929,728.00 | $13,464,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-34,902,437,888.00 | $7,028,460,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-34,634,391,552.00 | $7,754,610,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-34,315,362,304.00 | $7,843,990,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-33,693,667,328.00 | $13,918,900,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-32,996,552,704.00 | $12,372,000,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-32,933,615,616.00 | $5,666,410,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-32,683,644,928.00 | $12,254,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-32,480,753,664.00 | $1,728,400,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-32,469,059,584.00 | $9,419,430,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-32,462,137,344.00 | $14,653,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Adam Jones | $-32,428,171,264.00 | $1,668,660,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of The Bannedlands | $-32,269,064,192.00 | $4,540,180,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Bobcat Scorer of League of Dissly Fans | $-32,099,448,832.00 | $6,292,970,000,000.00 |
| The High-Pointing Deep Threat of Lance Defense Force | $-31,681,019,904.00 | $6,210,930,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-31,486,410,752.00 | $8,427,670,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-31,163,457,536.00 | $14,876,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-30,997,123,072.00 | $13,992,500,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Moltovean Automobiles | $-30,573,150,208.00 | $12,629,900,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-30,526,081,024.00 | $16,906,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-29,803,438,080.00 | $8,646,120,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sean | $-29,030,363,136.00 | $6,635,940,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-28,906,420,224.00 | $10,838,600,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-28,779,784,192.00 | $10,791,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-28,574,730,240.00 | $6,075,630,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-28,559,071,232.00 | $14,241,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-28,482,854,912.00 | $7,040,680,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-28,188,854,272.00 | $14,056,800,000,000.00 |
| The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas | $-28,138,854,400.00 | $11,559,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-28,129,777,664.00 | $8,867,590,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-27,929,673,728.00 | $14,335,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-27,699,873,792.00 | $15,341,100,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-26,840,328,192.00 | $6,234,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-26,642,632,704.00 | $9,147,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-26,589,167,616.00 | $9,128,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-26,420,797,440.00 | $9,071,090,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-26,218,821,632.00 | $9,001,720,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-26,178,320,384.00 | $8,987,850,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-26,032,498,688.00 | $5,535,060,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-25,786,540,032.00 | $9,668,720,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-25,594,009,600.00 | $7,425,010,000,000.00 |
| The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran | $-24,916,746,240.00 | $8,548,560,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-24,205,314,048.00 | $8,304,550,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-23,712,720,896.00 | $11,824,900,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-23,619,016,704.00 | $8,109,180,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-23,550,969,856.00 | $9,675,000,000,000.00 |
| The Nova Marshal of Eltran Based Force | $-23,494,072,320.00 | $5,979,920,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-23,127,431,168.00 | $7,940,380,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-23,004,672,000.00 | $9,450,510,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-22,547,728,384.00 | $12,487,700,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-22,527,623,168.00 | $6,029,760,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-22,246,922,240.00 | $13,772,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sansted | $-21,944,125,440.00 | $5,585,440,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-21,720,631,296.00 | $9,805,000,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-21,481,926,656.00 | $9,697,310,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-20,414,961,664.00 | $8,386,620,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-20,370,057,216.00 | $10,158,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-20,303,314,944.00 | $10,124,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-20,148,656,128.00 | $10,047,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-20,077,043,712.00 | $12,839,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-19,170,770,944.00 | $13,370,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-18,951,540,736.00 | $10,661,700,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sebastian | $-18,935,316,480.00 | $5,851,390,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-18,529,153,024.00 | $22,269,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-18,203,461,632.00 | $10,081,700,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-18,120,550,400.00 | $12,637,800,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Yamaha Motors | $-17,959,878,656.00 | $711,665,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Kenneth Gainwell RB2 | $-17,802,737,664.00 | $794,033,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-17,733,163,008.00 | $8,842,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-17,046,562,816.00 | $10,553,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Ace Pitcher of Big Man AJ | $-16,745,937,920.00 | $10,367,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-15,256,695,808.00 | $10,640,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-14,133,551,104.00 | $11,196,700,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandland | $-13,770,503,168.00 | $6,216,100,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-13,713,282,048.00 | $9,563,920,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-13,464,113,152.00 | $9,390,030,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-12,886,441,984.00 | $5,561,800,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-12,841,331,712.00 | $2,562,290,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-12,678,254,592.00 | $7,848,730,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-12,582,759,424.00 | $11,473,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-12,295,512,064.00 | $15,632,900,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Sandy Claws | $-11,344,395,264.00 | $596,681,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-10,713,787,392.00 | $9,768,990,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,340,510,208.00 | $11,875,500,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,323,983,872.00 | $11,854,400,000,000.00 |
| The Holy Empire of Cope-hagen | $-9,174,814,720.00 | $452,039,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-9,153,177,600.00 | $3,760,190,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Sloppers | $-8,766,138,368.00 | $347,360,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,259,006,976.00 | $16,416,000,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aroallos of Starlight | $-8,210,242,048.00 | $325,332,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of Donkey Hotay | $-8,064,800,768.00 | $483,147,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of BARQs Trooper | $-7,755,592,704.00 | $1,174,270,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-7,507,374,080.00 | $10,854,900,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-7,215,837,184.00 | $7,513,180,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-6,900,534,272.00 | $7,962,770,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Ballpark | $-6,740,134,912.00 | $8,569,560,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Dirt Bag | $-6,631,452,160.00 | $237,384,000,000.00 |
| The Constitutional Monarchy of The Dirt-Bag | $-6,281,184,256.00 | $216,501,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-5,808,252,416.00 | $4,601,260,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-5,735,694,336.00 | $8,484,380,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steven | $-5,691,820,032.00 | $692,764,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Galactic Armada of Skenes | $-5,227,253,248.00 | $837,778,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-5,129,252,352.00 | $1,596,860,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of The Galactic Armada of Sleeplessness | $-5,091,866,624.00 | $927,729,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Targ-area | $-4,533,304,320.00 | $474,129,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Dirtbag | $-4,368,490,496.00 | $176,437,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-4,287,569,152.00 | $12,167,400,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Eltran Starry Force | $-4,274,820,096.00 | $545,822,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of Starklight | $-4,226,655,744.00 | $123,656,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of Big Monroe Air | $-4,218,932,224.00 | $591,499,000,000.00 |
| The Community of Eltran Space Port | $-4,217,574,400.00 | $564,553,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Silliness | $-4,131,283,968.00 | $633,860,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Monroe Attitude | $-3,708,564,736.00 | $1,477,190,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Horizon Ryo Troops | $-3,668,052,736.00 | $133,442,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Stringcheese | $-3,625,834,496.00 | $247,414,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Osmosis Throwdowns | $-3,566,629,888.00 | $765,446,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aro-allos of Starlight | $-3,357,914,624.00 | $229,132,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bozemanite Motorcycle Association | $-3,185,013,504.00 | $15,133,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-2,896,110,592.00 | $13,758,400,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of The Galactic Armchairs of Starlight | $-2,822,052,608.00 | $414,062,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Bonafide Clutch | $-2,597,582,080.00 | $753,345,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Jaylen Warren RB1 | $-2,591,458,304.00 | $751,568,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Galactic Armada of Samuel | $-2,588,341,248.00 | $805,805,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of Yamaha Heavy Industries | $-2,588,341,248.00 | $805,805,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-2,417,812,736.00 | $8,624,610,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,361,414,400.00 | $6,700,710,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,251,964,160.00 | $6,390,660,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Eltran Starry Fleet | $-2,180,785,664.00 | $968,049,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-2,082,881,024.00 | $7,429,900,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Chaps | $-2,071,639,680.00 | $855,801,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-2,008,632,192.00 | $9,542,350,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starry | $-1,966,968,576.00 | $79,442,800,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-1,904,773,632.00 | $16,343,000,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Eltran Motorcycle Force Recon | $-1,744,454,144.00 | $582,897,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-1,543,616,128.00 | $13,239,900,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Starklight and HorEisen | $-1,250,171,776.00 | $152,161,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Galactic Aromantics of Starlight | $-1,154,140,928.00 | $443,957,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Starklight and Frierizon | $-1,146,161,152.00 | $168,169,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Squids | $-1,026,539,968.00 | $455,681,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gotoh Armada of Starlight | $-852,960,192.00 | $108,908,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Himmel Revolutionary Troops | $-794,071,744.00 | $132,902,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starklight | $-734,446,912.00 | $228,649,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of Hitori Revolutionary Troops | $-374,716,192.00 | $207,263,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-170,439,200.00 | $9,428,490,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-90,827,600.00 | $8,676,640,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Dunk and Egg | $181,697,664.00 | $388,339,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Heiter Revolutionary Troops | $366,395,264.00 | $100,336,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armchair of Starlight | $750,229,760.00 | $332,263,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Big Monroe Altitude | $1,583,794,304.00 | $492,195,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of Targ area | $1,621,400,448.00 | $503,886,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of The Galactic Armada of Sycorax | $2,005,162,112.00 | $623,136,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of The Greetings Armada of Starlight | $2,482,124,544.00 | $559,163,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gainwell Armada of Starlight | $2,485,307,392.00 | $680,595,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Biggie Crossover | $3,622,377,984.00 | $629,753,000,000.00 |
| The State-Sanctioned Sea Dogs of Eltran Privateers | $3,771,737,344.00 | $3,619,160,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $4,431,406,592.00 | $11,241,400,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $4,746,622,464.00 | $9,156,040,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $5,001,090,048.00 | $1,224,490,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $6,778,624,000.00 | $9,484,370,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $7,761,334,784.00 | $13,574,800,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $7,906,887,168.00 | $11,062,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $8,467,041,792.00 | $11,463,300,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Copinghagen | $8,612,533,248.00 | $894,859,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $8,811,114,496.00 | $14,617,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $9,047,951,360.00 | $15,825,600,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $9,134,357,504.00 | $10,220,600,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $9,297,189,888.00 | $7,253,230,000,000.00 |
| The Shoulda Played Volleyball of Ban My Abysmal Scott Shields | $10,228,115,456.00 | $16,967,100,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $11,005,337,600.00 | $10,560,100,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $11,091,661,824.00 | $10,643,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of TE3 Jonnu Smith | $11,165,928,448.00 | $518,766,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $12,407,100,416.00 | $13,882,300,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $12,684,431,360.00 | $12,171,700,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $12,800,924,672.00 | $10,826,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $14,404,750,336.00 | $12,182,000,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $14,658,983,936.00 | $12,397,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $14,776,409,088.00 | $16,533,300,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $16,669,100,032.00 | $9,679,710,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $17,894,121,472.00 | $10,391,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Carburetors of Biketoberfest Cavemen | $17,986,412,544.00 | $10,444,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $20,112,871,424.00 | $10,676,800,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $20,126,326,784.00 | $15,302,300,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $21,491,963,904.00 | $16,340,600,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $21,597,460,480.00 | $12,200,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rim-Rocking Slam Dunks of Afro Thunder | $22,020,614,144.00 | $18,623,100,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $23,661,707,264.00 | $12,560,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $24,281,704,448.00 | $10,753,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $24,695,461,888.00 | $13,868,300,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $25,984,235,520.00 | $11,047,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Aficionados | $27,069,136,896.00 | $14,161,100,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $27,549,833,216.00 | $14,412,500,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $30,024,689,664.00 | $5,759,460,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $30,785,771,520.00 | $11,170,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $30,868,420,608.00 | $15,812,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $31,698,784,256.00 | $15,929,700,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $31,910,154,240.00 | $24,261,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $32,597,424,128.00 | $16,097,300,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $32,697,071,616.00 | $9,383,220,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $33,890,813,952.00 | $15,060,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $35,056,259,072.00 | $15,578,800,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $35,065,344,000.00 | $10,897,300,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $35,090,395,136.00 | $9,584,200,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $35,688,259,584.00 | $17,624,100,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $35,983,126,528.00 | $15,990,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $36,032,319,488.00 | $20,234,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $36,096,561,152.00 | $20,270,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $38,910,820,352.00 | $18,167,200,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $39,006,674,944.00 | $18,212,100,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $39,453,982,720.00 | $18,421,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Godfrey Armada of Starlight | $41,292,607,488.00 | $8,817,010,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $42,376,773,632.00 | $17,047,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $42,657,193,984.00 | $9,108,290,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $43,198,586,880.00 | $21,793,800,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $43,378,122,752.00 | $11,879,000,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $43,382,247,424.00 | $37,927,100,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $43,792,175,104.00 | $17,115,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $44,040,290,304.00 | $12,060,300,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $46,503,993,344.00 | $7,541,140,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $46,810,836,992.00 | $10,067,400,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $46,817,345,536.00 | $11,537,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Cover Corner of League of Deonte Flowers | $48,492,859,392.00 | $9,664,300,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $49,925,992,448.00 | $11,688,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $49,979,035,648.00 | $12,316,500,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $50,249,674,752.00 | $12,164,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $53,119,803,392.00 | $18,825,000,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $53,643,059,200.00 | $12,084,500,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $55,642,152,960.00 | $12,534,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther Lineman of Bryan Michael Anderson | $61,233,033,216.00 | $9,334,350,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $64,899,854,336.00 | $12,641,700,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $69,805,064,192.00 | $13,466,200,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Defensive Lineman of Big Montravius Adams | $70,189,670,400.00 | $12,876,300,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $70,289,842,176.00 | $13,694,700,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $71,345,012,736.00 | $9,758,930,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $72,549,687,296.00 | $10,267,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Bearded Motorcycle Aficionados | $74,855,104,512.00 | $9,790,830,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $75,347,648,512.00 | $13,822,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $76,187,541,504.00 | $15,522,200,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $77,213,433,856.00 | $10,099,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $79,015,493,632.00 | $30,059,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $81,471,242,240.00 | $10,656,300,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Made to Be Broken | $82,137,513,984.00 | $6,593,630,000,000.00 |
| The You Give Love a Banned Name of Big Manly Aromantics | $82,601,328,640.00 | $10,804,000,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $83,458,695,168.00 | $13,824,600,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $85,243,961,344.00 | $16,786,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $85,471,838,208.00 | $12,299,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $88,917,499,904.00 | $11,176,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $89,815,703,552.00 | $16,727,600,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $90,218,168,320.00 | $10,942,400,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $91,584,151,552.00 | $12,440,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $92,125,093,888.00 | $10,823,300,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban My Automobiles | $92,507,938,816.00 | $14,098,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $92,616,867,840.00 | $10,881,100,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $94,091,780,096.00 | $12,870,200,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $94,754,267,136.00 | $11,132,200,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $96,330,817,536.00 | $13,176,500,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Hindsight of Ban My Adept Shawn Spencer | $99,895,099,392.00 | $13,664,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $99,939,852,288.00 | $13,071,800,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $100,063,961,088.00 | $13,687,100,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $100,763,983,872.00 | $13,783,000,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $104,026,898,432.00 | $13,606,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $104,110,145,536.00 | $13,617,300,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Aficionados | $104,176,287,744.00 | $13,626,000,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Time All-American 'Cat of OT Brent Swaggert | $105,692,266,496.00 | $12,907,900,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $107,354,152,960.00 | $14,041,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $109,807,730,688.00 | $13,368,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Puppet | $111,678,480,384.00 | $14,647,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemanite Motorcycle Aficionados | $117,860,032,512.00 | $14,814,100,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $121,837,928,448.00 | $3,372,080,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $121,910,255,616.00 | $13,220,200,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $126,969,602,048.00 | $13,464,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $127,097,257,984.00 | $14,932,000,000,000.00 |
| The Stars of Quasars Pulsars Magnetars and Monstars | $134,030,032,896.00 | $24,900,800,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $139,867,455,488.00 | $17,358,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $145,811,144,704.00 | $14,602,200,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $152,864,931,840.00 | $14,827,900,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $157,594,304,512.00 | $15,782,300,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $170,327,244,800.00 | $17,697,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bearded Motorcycle Alliance | $172,861,472,768.00 | $13,081,800,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $175,600,599,040.00 | $16,567,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Alliance | $176,042,049,536.00 | $13,322,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Brasilistani Motorcycle Alliance | $180,771,831,808.00 | $13,570,800,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $182,374,793,216.00 | $13,801,800,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $182,573,088,768.00 | $13,816,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $185,111,576,576.00 | $13,896,600,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $187,968,929,792.00 | $14,225,200,000,000.00 |
| The Runs Receptions and Returns of Bad Man Antwaan | $188,157,837,312.00 | $13,924,900,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $191,741,132,800.00 | $14,394,200,000,000.00 |
| The Preternatural Playmaking of Ban My Adroit Sean Spence | $194,089,107,456.00 | $14,570,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $195,964,649,472.00 | $14,602,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $200,183,562,240.00 | $15,028,000,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $205,902,954,496.00 | $15,343,100,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $207,408,431,104.00 | $15,255,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $211,100,860,416.00 | $15,434,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $212,453,294,080.00 | $9,220,240,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $212,537,737,216.00 | $15,539,900,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $215,717,052,416.00 | $15,964,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $231,250,493,440.00 | $16,908,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Blackacre Motorcycle Association | $231,391,182,848.00 | $16,918,400,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Based Motorcyclists of America | $236,857,409,536.00 | $17,318,100,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $238,424,915,968.00 | $17,247,500,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $248,867,667,968.00 | $18,003,000,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $278,325,919,744.00 | $19,864,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $278,685,188,096.00 | $12,103,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $281,609,076,736.00 | $11,978,100,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $402,746,834,944.00 | $13,442,200,000,000.00 |
