| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-628,741,701,632.00 | $14,075,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-304,324,444,160.00 | $11,602,500,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-278,743,482,368.00 | $13,396,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-278,057,975,808.00 | $12,866,400,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grebe Armada of Starlight | $-219,337,228,288.00 | $10,125,700,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-213,209,907,200.00 | $14,350,300,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-203,895,537,664.00 | $16,080,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-195,222,503,424.00 | $10,276,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-194,909,175,808.00 | $20,502,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-181,787,934,720.00 | $11,165,100,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-171,231,166,464.00 | $11,360,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-169,947,561,984.00 | $12,924,700,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-163,916,136,448.00 | $13,646,700,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-156,659,351,552.00 | $10,393,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-149,831,680,000.00 | $16,113,700,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-147,220,889,600.00 | $16,500,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-146,793,775,104.00 | $49,391,900,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-138,826,137,600.00 | $12,003,700,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-124,342,140,928.00 | $9,901,160,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-117,837,701,120.00 | $10,705,300,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-114,889,498,624.00 | $12,412,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-113,664,278,528.00 | $11,243,200,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-113,415,151,616.00 | $12,934,900,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Better of Bicycle-Motorcycle Alliance | $-113,198,841,856.00 | $14,601,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-112,924,229,632.00 | $11,649,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-112,279,486,464.00 | $11,857,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-111,995,904,000.00 | $12,773,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-111,366,119,424.00 | $14,129,300,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-111,293,857,792.00 | $17,520,600,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-110,943,174,656.00 | $13,639,900,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Adjudicators of The Ball Four Declaration | $-110,890,680,320.00 | $11,102,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Brasilistani Motorcycle Aficionados | $-110,662,246,400.00 | $11,686,900,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-110,641,545,216.00 | $13,602,800,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Blame My Automobile | $-110,418,927,616.00 | $12,282,700,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-109,717,790,720.00 | $12,838,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Moltevino Automobiles | $-109,453,475,840.00 | $11,559,200,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-109,105,569,792.00 | $12,766,800,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-108,746,833,920.00 | $11,484,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-107,955,208,192.00 | $12,008,600,000,000.00 |
| The 2 Wheels Good 4 Wheels Bad of Bicycle-Motorcycle Association | $-107,397,259,264.00 | $11,946,500,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-106,994,671,616.00 | $12,519,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-106,445,824,000.00 | $15,784,900,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-106,408,017,920.00 | $11,237,500,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-105,675,415,552.00 | $12,992,200,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-105,526,542,336.00 | $12,348,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-105,327,288,320.00 | $12,324,800,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-104,824,840,192.00 | $11,660,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-103,879,491,584.00 | $12,771,400,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Marcheblanche Automobiles | $-103,757,217,792.00 | $14,700,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-102,887,145,472.00 | $14,577,000,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-102,856,212,480.00 | $14,502,400,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Ban Marchenoirian Automobiles | $-102,409,101,312.00 | $17,330,900,000,000.00 |
| The Power Hitting Third Baseman of Big Man Aramis | $-99,996,778,496.00 | $13,185,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-99,354,157,056.00 | $15,199,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Career Games Started of Ban My Awful Stevenson Sylvester | $-97,967,620,096.00 | $15,873,800,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-97,012,359,168.00 | $13,120,900,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-92,561,637,376.00 | $16,090,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-88,014,848,000.00 | $22,240,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Shortstop of Bad Man Arky | $-87,310,360,576.00 | $17,675,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-86,751,617,024.00 | $14,844,700,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-85,801,689,088.00 | $13,435,600,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-84,152,188,928.00 | $16,171,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-83,446,218,752.00 | $14,552,600,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-81,721,286,656.00 | $17,045,900,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-81,492,918,272.00 | $9,806,130,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-80,159,309,824.00 | $10,170,000,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-78,650,089,472.00 | $10,520,600,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-78,178,992,128.00 | $7,997,260,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-77,880,344,576.00 | $12,034,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-75,957,682,176.00 | $10,709,800,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-74,572,357,632.00 | $11,827,900,000,000.00 |
| The Trusty Linebacker of Loren Toews | $-74,351,001,600.00 | $8,946,700,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-74,112,737,280.00 | $12,417,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-72,257,331,200.00 | $10,689,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-72,249,548,800.00 | $16,806,300,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-71,994,728,448.00 | $11,273,600,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-71,136,780,288.00 | $13,134,700,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-69,954,797,568.00 | $11,539,300,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-69,629,534,208.00 | $11,485,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four-time All Big Sky Player of RB1 Chad Newell | $-69,514,231,808.00 | $12,735,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-68,306,292,736.00 | $11,873,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-68,012,466,176.00 | $10,787,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-67,975,581,696.00 | $11,816,100,000,000.00 |
| The Speedy National Champion of RB1 Adam Jones | $-66,943,127,552.00 | $3,456,890,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-66,923,311,104.00 | $13,243,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-66,419,933,184.00 | $3,546,960,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-66,163,277,824.00 | $13,093,200,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-65,155,162,112.00 | $10,202,500,000,000.00 |
| The Nonsense Word of IOISSSB | $-63,876,800,512.00 | $18,910,100,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-62,876,909,568.00 | $16,191,000,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-62,835,269,632.00 | $13,559,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-62,625,640,448.00 | $13,514,600,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-62,041,042,944.00 | $17,177,000,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-61,018,943,488.00 | $16,894,300,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-60,794,728,448.00 | $11,740,900,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Tool Pirate Center Fielder of Bat Man Andy | $-60,102,938,624.00 | $12,904,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-59,375,894,528.00 | $17,667,200,000,000.00 |
| The Piggy's Perpetual Excuse of Blame My Asthma | $-58,866,106,368.00 | $17,515,600,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-58,312,982,528.00 | $9,010,500,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-55,908,376,576.00 | $11,384,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-54,330,900,480.00 | $17,369,000,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-54,194,737,152.00 | $8,426,460,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Yamaha Motors | $-53,571,317,760.00 | $2,130,090,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of BMA Update Bender | $-52,995,633,152.00 | $13,342,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Kenneth Gainwell RB2 | $-52,764,405,760.00 | $2,361,580,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Association | $-52,729,786,368.00 | $19,440,100,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-52,529,926,144.00 | $13,915,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Blackacre Motorcycle Aficionados | $-52,514,222,080.00 | $10,096,000,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-51,992,281,088.00 | $16,621,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-51,624,472,576.00 | $12,348,800,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-51,404,468,224.00 | $17,655,200,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-50,218,524,672.00 | $18,514,000,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-49,637,928,960.00 | $5,661,140,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-46,794,108,928.00 | $7,718,880,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Move the Soul of Bigtopian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-46,543,110,144.00 | $11,717,500,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-46,294,396,928.00 | $13,704,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-45,515,616,256.00 | $14,658,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-44,761,956,352.00 | $14,415,300,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-44,639,260,672.00 | $10,113,900,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-44,066,111,488.00 | $13,111,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of The Bannedlands | $-43,432,640,512.00 | $6,174,860,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-43,195,858,944.00 | $11,959,500,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-42,621,251,584.00 | $14,968,400,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-42,458,382,336.00 | $9,135,920,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-42,219,577,344.00 | $14,827,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-41,832,394,752.00 | $8,518,510,000,000.00 |
| The Galactic Armada of Starklight | $-41,650,884,608.00 | $1,453,500,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Starklight | $-41,529,950,208.00 | $1,583,350,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-40,969,785,344.00 | $9,530,260,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Brancalandian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-40,810,835,968.00 | $12,143,400,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-40,559,820,800.00 | $7,050,510,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-40,395,816,960.00 | $13,874,100,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-40,134,959,104.00 | $15,415,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-40,084,439,040.00 | $12,814,700,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Bobcat Scorer of League of Dissly Fans | $-39,642,165,248.00 | $7,897,150,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-39,159,345,152.00 | $15,040,700,000,000.00 |
| The High-Pointing Deep Threat of Lance Defense Force | $-38,893,694,976.00 | $7,747,970,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-38,796,075,008.00 | $14,901,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-38,270,685,184.00 | $15,163,200,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-37,982,662,656.00 | $11,244,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-American CB and NFL FS of The Galactic Armada of Sean | $-37,940,424,704.00 | $8,825,570,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-37,385,355,264.00 | $10,200,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-36,817,289,216.00 | $15,684,500,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Aro-allos of Starlight | $-36,675,526,656.00 | $1,156,620,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-36,368,875,520.00 | $7,848,410,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-36,121,325,568.00 | $16,760,900,000,000.00 |
| The Galactic Armada of Starklight and Frierizon | $-35,643,781,120.00 | $1,018,930,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-35,451,666,432.00 | $10,494,900,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-35,174,866,944.00 | $13,510,300,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-34,968,653,824.00 | $13,431,100,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-34,853,638,144.00 | $8,774,760,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Dirt Bag | $-34,829,447,168.00 | $1,250,320,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-34,665,754,624.00 | $19,827,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-34,664,087,552.00 | $16,084,700,000,000.00 |
| The Constitutional Monarchy of The Dirt-Bag | $-34,179,338,240.00 | $1,181,440,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-34,093,381,632.00 | $8,044,860,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-34,024,577,024.00 | $16,794,400,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-33,853,841,408.00 | $7,305,680,000,000.00 |
| The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas | $-33,848,702,976.00 | $14,267,300,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Moltovean Automobiles | $-33,836,099,584.00 | $14,414,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-33,381,087,232.00 | $10,750,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Galactic Armada of Himmel Revolutionary Troops | $-32,571,344,896.00 | $1,077,800,000,000.00 |
| The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran | $-32,196,694,016.00 | $11,280,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-31,880,990,720.00 | $16,377,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-31,559,215,104.00 | $11,083,500,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-31,540,561,920.00 | $16,202,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-31,519,879,168.00 | $11,069,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-31,427,758,080.00 | $11,037,200,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-31,259,936,768.00 | $9,254,040,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-31,204,143,104.00 | $10,958,600,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-31,190,693,888.00 | $10,954,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-30,777,243,648.00 | $17,603,300,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-30,652,862,464.00 | $16,292,500,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-30,396,667,904.00 | $11,675,000,000,000.00 |
| The Nova Marshal of Eltran Based Force | $-30,265,704,448.00 | $7,834,020,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-29,668,941,824.00 | $10,394,600,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Skenes | $-29,545,330,688.00 | $2,008,900,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sansted | $-28,802,375,680.00 | $7,455,210,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-28,604,366,848.00 | $7,804,890,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-28,573,855,744.00 | $14,678,400,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-28,510,982,144.00 | $10,012,800,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Sandy Claws | $-28,140,546,048.00 | $1,487,010,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-28,089,638,912.00 | $9,864,840,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-27,743,031,296.00 | $11,693,700,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-27,326,013,440.00 | $11,518,000,000,000.00 |
| The Holy Empire of Cope-hagen | $-26,127,812,608.00 | $1,293,130,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-26,115,002,368.00 | $16,746,300,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-25,714,169,856.00 | $14,707,600,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-25,677,162,496.00 | $11,914,500,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-25,417,611,264.00 | $11,794,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sebastian | $-24,814,471,168.00 | $7,818,090,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-24,720,726,016.00 | $10,419,900,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of Donkey Hotay | $-24,495,378,432.00 | $1,474,750,000,000.00 |
| The Starry Galactic Armada of Horizon Ryo Troops | $-24,379,963,392.00 | $1,283,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-24,010,211,328.00 | $12,334,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-24,005,601,280.00 | $12,331,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-23,845,150,720.00 | $12,249,400,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Dirtbag | $-23,097,911,296.00 | $936,780,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-22,190,825,472.00 | $12,881,700,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-21,660,618,752.00 | $15,704,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-21,598,988,288.00 | $15,659,200,000,000.00 |
| The Galactic Armada of Starklight and HorEisen | $-21,575,104,512.00 | $935,690,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-21,452,425,216.00 | $12,269,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-21,450,569,728.00 | $11,019,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-21,255,938,048.00 | $14,525,100,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Starry | $-20,865,507,328.00 | $846,243,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Galactic Armada of Heiter Revolutionary Troops | $-20,459,292,672.00 | $1,466,530,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-20,019,695,616.00 | $12,837,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-19,988,011,008.00 | $25,617,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Ace Pitcher of Big Man AJ | $-19,679,002,624.00 | $12,619,100,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Gotoh Armada of Starlight | $-19,586,082,816.00 | $907,714,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of BARQs Trooper | $-19,156,946,944.00 | $2,930,610,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandland | $-17,996,046,336.00 | $8,350,410,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-17,909,266,432.00 | $12,984,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-16,477,748,224.00 | $13,629,400,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-16,371,335,168.00 | $11,869,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-16,289,907,712.00 | $7,258,290,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-16,173,559,808.00 | $11,725,800,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-15,839,875,072.00 | $10,157,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-14,538,156,032.00 | $13,917,600,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-14,534,166,528.00 | $2,916,670,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-13,951,302,656.00 | $18,939,800,000,000.00 |
| The Newson-Kerr of Tea Pop | $-13,709,256,704.00 | $5,778,510,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Targ-area | $-13,229,067,264.00 | $1,397,090,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-12,706,330,624.00 | $12,164,200,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Eltran Starry Force | $-12,595,869,696.00 | $1,624,780,000,000.00 |
| The Community of Eltran Space Port | $-12,405,859,328.00 | $1,677,880,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of Big Monroe Air | $-12,235,727,872.00 | $1,733,550,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Gorilla Armada of Starlight | $-11,882,384,384.00 | $346,808,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Monroe Attitude | $-10,816,636,928.00 | $4,383,540,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-10,634,717,184.00 | $14,437,200,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-10,610,260,992.00 | $14,404,000,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Osmosis Throwdowns | $-10,563,139,584.00 | $2,294,660,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-9,863,903,232.00 | $3,153,410,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-9,096,872,960.00 | $19,981,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-8,442,229,248.00 | $6,982,760,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of The Galactic Armada of Supras | $-8,402,193,408.00 | $347,922,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of The Galactic Armada of Stargell | $-8,400,563,712.00 | $174,779,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Ballpark | $-8,166,005,248.00 | $11,085,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-8,154,821,120.00 | $9,394,560,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-7,690,713,088.00 | $9,684,310,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Bonafide Clutch | $-7,625,990,656.00 | $2,269,120,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Jaylen Warren RB1 | $-7,542,400,512.00 | $2,244,240,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-7,418,122,240.00 | $12,307,900,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of Yamaha Heavy Industries | $-7,297,049,088.00 | $2,332,790,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Galactic Armada of Samuel | $-6,945,503,744.00 | $1,466,740,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Honda Revolutionary Troops | $-6,765,747,712.00 | $246,056,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Eltran Motorcycle Force Recon | $-6,427,576,832.00 | $2,207,540,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Chaps | $-6,280,061,952.00 | $2,675,370,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Eltran Starry Fleet | $-6,098,686,464.00 | $2,795,330,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-5,514,216,960.00 | $9,615,710,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armchair of Starlight | $-5,086,074,368.00 | $1,452,510,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of The Galactic Armada of Street | $-4,585,708,544.00 | $304,246,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of Horizon Roadstar Troops | $-4,534,089,728.00 | $325,006,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-4,274,811,904.00 | $14,781,400,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Galactic Armada of Stretch | $-3,105,555,712.00 | $395,144,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,502,218,240.00 | $8,651,770,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,419,124,992.00 | $8,364,850,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-2,220,513,024.00 | $10,471,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bozemanite Motorcycle Association | $-2,197,666,816.00 | $17,189,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-2,021,133,952.00 | $15,804,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-1,970,832,384.00 | $9,296,730,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-1,492,311,296.00 | $11,667,400,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-1,371,737,600.00 | $19,193,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-1,147,382,528.00 | $16,053,400,000,000.00 |
| The United States of The Galactic Armada of Stephon | $-970,457,920.00 | $444,811,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Hiroi Revolutionary Troops | $383,447,072.00 | $210,996,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $496,791,520.00 | $11,413,100,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $592,247,616.00 | $10,587,600,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Dunk and Egg | $799,851,840.00 | $1,476,330,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Galactic Armada of Shadows | $957,434,560.00 | $308,670,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Sloppers | $1,077,262,464.00 | $1,465,700,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Greetings Armada of Starlight | $3,690,082,560.00 | $1,884,460,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Big Monroe Altitude | $4,808,412,160.00 | $1,455,670,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of Targ area | $4,862,468,608.00 | $1,472,040,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $6,084,043,264.00 | $12,974,800,000,000.00 |
| The State-Sanctioned Sea Dogs of Eltran Privateers | $6,155,641,856.00 | $5,553,910,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gainwell Armada of Starlight | $6,342,983,168.00 | $1,698,600,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $6,440,795,136.00 | $10,360,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hog Revving Troops of The Galactic Armada of Squids | $6,866,693,120.00 | $1,645,360,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Stringcheese | $6,883,410,944.00 | $1,287,770,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Aromantics of Starlight | $6,886,320,128.00 | $1,650,070,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $8,912,911,360.00 | $11,485,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $9,768,035,328.00 | $10,155,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $10,247,004,160.00 | $15,908,500,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $10,594,892,800.00 | $2,538,690,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $10,693,036,032.00 | $13,779,800,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Biggie Crossover | $10,694,566,912.00 | $1,837,270,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $11,048,075,264.00 | $16,703,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $11,217,520,640.00 | $13,868,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $11,729,895,424.00 | $18,210,200,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $12,262,939,648.00 | $12,749,000,000,000.00 |
| The Shoulda Played Volleyball of Ban My Abysmal Scott Shields | $12,584,563,712.00 | $19,026,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $12,727,982,080.00 | $9,356,250,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Silliness | $12,899,881,984.00 | $2,106,570,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $14,567,724,032.00 | $13,143,300,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $14,653,277,184.00 | $13,220,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $15,162,265,600.00 | $15,763,300,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $16,432,362,496.00 | $14,825,800,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $16,833,146,880.00 | $13,500,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $18,343,446,528.00 | $19,071,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $18,515,984,384.00 | $14,850,700,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $18,832,418,816.00 | $15,104,200,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $19,982,045,184.00 | $10,995,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $21,275,555,840.00 | $11,707,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Carburetors of Biketoberfest Cavemen | $21,387,407,360.00 | $11,768,600,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $24,854,403,072.00 | $18,037,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $25,093,906,432.00 | $12,941,300,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $25,758,107,648.00 | $14,013,700,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Copinghagen | $26,175,721,472.00 | $2,699,550,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $26,321,430,528.00 | $19,102,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rim-Rocking Slam Dunks of Afro Thunder | $26,580,226,048.00 | $21,317,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $28,484,575,232.00 | $12,122,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $30,346,178,560.00 | $15,649,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $31,049,422,848.00 | $16,899,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Aficionados | $32,312,147,968.00 | $16,150,300,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $32,743,221,248.00 | $16,366,500,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of TE3 Jonnu Smith | $33,178,777,600.00 | $1,535,770,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Sleeplessness | $34,225,893,376.00 | $1,479,550,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $34,625,318,912.00 | $14,416,400,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $35,809,685,504.00 | $12,588,800,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $36,346,683,392.00 | $17,834,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $37,422,821,376.00 | $18,055,700,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $38,188,400,640.00 | $7,202,950,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $38,485,553,152.00 | $18,284,000,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $39,064,469,504.00 | $28,350,500,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $40,590,004,224.00 | $17,642,100,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $40,871,460,864.00 | $12,373,200,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $41,734,807,552.00 | $11,728,500,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $41,777,410,048.00 | $19,847,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $42,787,315,712.00 | $23,288,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $42,794,147,840.00 | $23,291,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $43,649,179,648.00 | $18,971,700,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $44,559,532,032.00 | $19,367,400,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $44,651,569,152.00 | $11,962,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starry Galactic Armada of Hitori Revolutionary Troops | $45,546,655,744.00 | $1,727,100,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $45,707,218,944.00 | $20,664,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $45,832,839,168.00 | $20,721,300,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $46,261,891,072.00 | $20,915,600,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Aroallos of Starlight | $47,231,451,136.00 | $1,830,120,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $50,058,031,104.00 | $13,405,100,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $50,235,768,832.00 | $42,577,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $50,749,005,824.00 | $13,590,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $52,347,457,536.00 | $20,664,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $53,964,378,112.00 | $26,503,000,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $53,998,276,608.00 | $11,395,400,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $54,142,906,368.00 | $20,783,200,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $54,253,674,496.00 | $13,111,700,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Godfrey Armada of Starlight | $56,145,276,928.00 | $11,848,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $57,547,890,688.00 | $12,221,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $57,601,712,128.00 | $13,920,900,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $59,297,652,736.00 | $13,677,700,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $60,912,414,720.00 | $9,755,140,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Cover Corner of League of Deonte Flowers | $61,408,153,600.00 | $12,066,700,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $61,863,108,608.00 | $13,697,300,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $62,269,349,888.00 | $14,838,100,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $63,914,676,224.00 | $14,151,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $65,422,147,584.00 | $22,836,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther Lineman of Bryan Michael Anderson | $70,237,691,904.00 | $10,537,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $79,817,400,320.00 | $15,357,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $80,213,917,696.00 | $15,409,500,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Defensive Lineman of Big Montravius Adams | $80,914,759,680.00 | $14,653,500,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $81,947,181,056.00 | $11,061,900,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armchairs of Starlight | $85,457,223,680.00 | $1,854,340,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $85,614,125,056.00 | $16,325,800,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $86,092,537,856.00 | $15,591,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Bearded Motorcycle Aficionados | $86,108,815,360.00 | $11,126,600,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $88,873,263,104.00 | $11,483,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $90,234,544,128.00 | $33,742,600,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $91,485,732,864.00 | $12,825,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $92,995,633,152.00 | $12,016,400,000,000.00 |
| The You Give Love a Banned Name of Big Manly Aromantics | $94,138,572,800.00 | $12,164,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $94,169,571,328.00 | $18,883,400,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $96,007,921,664.00 | $15,728,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $98,433,007,616.00 | $13,961,600,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $99,761,299,456.00 | $19,389,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $101,427,945,472.00 | $12,605,800,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $103,350,247,424.00 | $12,404,200,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban My Automobiles | $106,041,303,040.00 | $16,006,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $106,133,225,472.00 | $12,347,000,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $106,614,308,864.00 | $12,403,000,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $107,328,946,176.00 | $14,455,200,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $108,460,367,872.00 | $14,640,900,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $108,835,364,864.00 | $12,661,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $110,552,539,136.00 | $20,407,500,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $110,714,200,064.00 | $14,945,200,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $114,265,612,288.00 | $15,424,500,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Hindsight of Ban My Adept Shawn Spencer | $114,342,543,360.00 | $15,434,900,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $114,928,459,776.00 | $15,514,100,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $115,146,276,864.00 | $14,878,700,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $119,351,836,672.00 | $15,422,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Aficionados | $119,452,303,360.00 | $15,435,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $119,536,574,464.00 | $15,446,000,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $122,737,451,008.00 | $15,859,500,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Puppet | $127,238,758,400.00 | $16,488,800,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Time All-American 'Cat of OT Brent Swaggert | $132,414,709,760.00 | $16,066,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $134,575,194,112.00 | $16,264,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemanite Motorcycle Aficionados | $134,731,005,952.00 | $16,744,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $138,276,749,312.00 | $14,871,900,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $138,406,182,912.00 | $3,825,410,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $144,162,832,384.00 | $15,168,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $145,817,976,832.00 | $16,963,700,000,000.00 |
| The Stars of Quasars Pulsars Magnetars and Monstars | $155,236,171,776.00 | $28,591,000,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $160,987,267,072.00 | $19,810,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $165,753,929,728.00 | $16,487,300,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $174,218,280,960.00 | $16,794,300,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $183,572,578,304.00 | $18,259,600,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $194,588,082,176.00 | $20,068,300,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bearded Motorcycle Alliance | $198,014,402,560.00 | $14,877,800,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $198,955,155,456.00 | $18,662,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Alliance | $201,189,179,392.00 | $15,116,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Brasilistani Motorcycle Alliance | $207,243,165,696.00 | $15,451,300,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $207,482,765,312.00 | $15,589,200,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $208,397,975,552.00 | $15,658,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $211,792,379,904.00 | $15,790,500,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $212,745,879,552.00 | $15,984,700,000,000.00 |
| The Runs Receptions and Returns of Bad Man Antwaan | $216,157,896,704.00 | $15,896,400,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $218,588,741,632.00 | $16,297,100,000,000.00 |
| The Preternatural Playmaking of Ban My Adroit Sean Spence | $221,521,543,168.00 | $16,515,900,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $223,633,588,224.00 | $16,554,900,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $226,579,939,328.00 | $16,893,100,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $233,606,774,784.00 | $17,293,200,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $236,608,159,744.00 | $17,297,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $240,606,822,400.00 | $10,394,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $242,529,517,568.00 | $17,629,600,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $243,446,005,760.00 | $17,696,200,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $244,188,233,728.00 | $17,957,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Blackacre Motorcycle Association | $261,846,990,848.00 | $19,033,800,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $262,059,229,184.00 | $19,049,200,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Based Motorcyclists of America | $267,839,848,448.00 | $19,469,400,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $271,509,159,936.00 | $19,534,500,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $282,123,501,568.00 | $20,298,200,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $315,162,591,232.00 | $22,383,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $319,041,699,840.00 | $13,813,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $319,834,292,224.00 | $13,545,100,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Made to Be Broken | $386,572,779,520.00 | $23,465,400,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $457,718,956,032.00 | $15,229,400,000,000.00 |
