| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-866,092,318,720.00 | $16,620,500,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-640,324,861,952.00 | $18,667,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-624,658,284,544.00 | $15,244,600,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-606,066,507,776.00 | $8,663,990,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-595,335,118,848.00 | $12,623,100,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-573,677,305,856.00 | $17,014,000,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-550,011,928,576.00 | $18,338,400,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-548,264,607,744.00 | $14,756,600,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-454,972,375,040.00 | $11,370,900,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-401,490,051,072.00 | $14,848,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-379,390,033,920.00 | $16,600,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-320,867,401,728.00 | $12,461,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $-319,925,780,480.00 | $13,436,500,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-310,672,883,712.00 | $10,177,100,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-304,963,485,696.00 | $53,332,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-293,890,195,456.00 | $10,436,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-290,329,952,256.00 | $11,275,800,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-285,159,653,376.00 | $18,751,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-274,754,535,424.00 | $13,725,000,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-273,808,523,264.00 | $14,938,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-270,463,188,992.00 | $15,556,300,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $-268,971,081,728.00 | $14,675,000,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-255,066,619,904.00 | $11,492,700,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-203,841,404,928.00 | $12,272,100,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-202,564,157,440.00 | $8,950,370,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-201,053,290,496.00 | $23,370,300,000,000.00 |
| The Size Strength and Quickness of Number 78 | $-194,168,782,848.00 | $16,335,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-190,386,733,056.00 | $10,497,100,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-183,640,604,672.00 | $12,626,100,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-181,587,951,616.00 | $17,429,500,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-178,656,067,584.00 | $12,839,300,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-170,215,915,520.00 | $13,378,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-168,304,590,848.00 | $14,483,700,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $-164,411,604,992.00 | $10,491,300,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-164,336,615,424.00 | $10,486,500,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-163,004,448,768.00 | $8,673,370,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-158,852,644,864.00 | $14,990,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-155,616,706,560.00 | $14,836,100,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-154,770,882,560.00 | $10,627,700,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-152,471,945,216.00 | $14,062,300,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-141,478,428,672.00 | $8,781,560,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-138,734,338,048.00 | $16,335,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-138,516,185,088.00 | $15,028,300,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $-137,788,981,248.00 | $14,281,200,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-132,960,460,800.00 | $11,831,900,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-130,703,589,376.00 | $14,919,700,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $-130,245,001,216.00 | $14,867,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-129,141,096,448.00 | $13,298,000,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-125,767,598,080.00 | $13,916,100,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-124,519,759,872.00 | $8,924,380,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-124,344,516,608.00 | $11,632,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-122,105,806,848.00 | $10,321,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-122,062,053,376.00 | $11,974,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-121,797,976,064.00 | $14,359,500,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-120,778,227,712.00 | $10,747,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-119,808,335,872.00 | $15,390,000,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-119,506,477,056.00 | $11,179,500,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-118,914,260,992.00 | $15,920,800,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-117,040,840,704.00 | $10,948,900,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2004 of Smart Voters vs Bush | $-116,807,884,800.00 | $27,153,200,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-116,162,789,376.00 | $11,668,200,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-115,849,666,560.00 | $16,196,100,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-112,076,079,104.00 | $14,396,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-109,627,424,768.00 | $8,947,540,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-108,143,517,696.00 | $13,314,000,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-107,744,935,936.00 | $26,042,300,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-107,676,418,048.00 | $13,745,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-105,652,076,544.00 | $8,849,980,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-103,425,163,264.00 | $23,167,200,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-100,238,909,440.00 | $13,550,400,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-99,712,196,608.00 | $13,479,000,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-99,685,720,064.00 | $7,111,720,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-97,789,206,528.00 | $14,776,400,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-96,644,603,904.00 | $11,233,800,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-92,207,792,128.00 | $12,758,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-91,146,125,312.00 | $10,594,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-88,579,948,544.00 | $18,058,700,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-88,524,161,024.00 | $11,016,100,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-88,423,120,896.00 | $16,530,600,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-86,488,252,416.00 | $16,987,700,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-86,269,050,880.00 | $18,347,700,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-85,333,442,560.00 | $9,722,960,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-84,191,608,832.00 | $13,697,900,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-84,052,566,016.00 | $7,479,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-83,471,147,008.00 | $17,618,500,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-81,807,785,984.00 | $23,385,600,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-81,578,270,720.00 | $10,772,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-81,070,678,016.00 | $15,156,100,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-80,644,857,856.00 | $15,076,400,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-79,675,949,056.00 | $10,011,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-79,662,817,280.00 | $17,780,700,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-79,111,708,672.00 | $14,713,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-77,830,938,624.00 | $14,475,500,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-77,592,403,968.00 | $12,192,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-76,896,411,648.00 | $15,282,000,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-76,329,598,976.00 | $11,039,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-74,331,824,128.00 | $10,078,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-74,216,169,472.00 | $8,456,270,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-73,581,289,472.00 | $17,469,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-72,617,582,592.00 | $18,607,500,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-71,977,820,160.00 | $8,613,700,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-70,241,681,408.00 | $19,832,600,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-69,628,116,992.00 | $12,111,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-68,852,850,688.00 | $4,912,040,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-66,497,277,952.00 | $16,237,700,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-66,180,886,528.00 | $15,079,600,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-65,865,768,960.00 | $10,753,700,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-65,439,014,912.00 | $8,368,160,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-65,186,250,752.00 | $2,906,800,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-64,617,066,496.00 | $14,059,300,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-64,445,751,296.00 | $12,048,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-63,569,584,128.00 | $11,884,200,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-63,426,588,672.00 | $7,892,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-62,735,695,872.00 | $15,319,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-62,287,032,320.00 | $12,378,700,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $-61,475,041,280.00 | $6,343,250,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-60,931,264,512.00 | $11,391,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-60,004,839,424.00 | $10,549,200,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-59,198,365,696.00 | $11,764,900,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-59,166,793,728.00 | $13,253,400,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-58,898,501,632.00 | $8,008,970,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-58,151,219,200.00 | $8,046,010,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-55,469,449,216.00 | $12,425,200,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Somewhat Hopeful Popes | $-55,140,130,816.00 | $15,605,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-52,437,532,672.00 | $14,753,400,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-52,373,180,416.00 | $11,144,400,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-51,748,966,400.00 | $9,113,690,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-51,636,420,608.00 | $13,526,400,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-50,920,648,704.00 | $13,338,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-49,930,100,736.00 | $7,598,880,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-49,042,403,328.00 | $8,229,760,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-48,261,914,624.00 | $6,872,360,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-47,466,029,056.00 | $15,011,500,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-47,196,848,128.00 | $15,800,100,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-46,656,110,592.00 | $12,221,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-46,585,827,328.00 | $15,595,400,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-45,706,158,080.00 | $12,859,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Seasonal Spectre of Santy Claws | $-45,360,332,800.00 | $18,720,200,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-45,285,789,696.00 | $11,058,200,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-45,170,225,152.00 | $14,285,500,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-44,962,320,384.00 | $14,650,000,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-44,447,498,240.00 | $12,505,400,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-42,771,632,128.00 | $20,948,000,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-42,767,101,952.00 | $15,041,200,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-42,697,285,632.00 | $7,941,080,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-41,954,115,584.00 | $13,669,900,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-41,926,664,192.00 | $10,550,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-41,109,798,912.00 | $9,209,060,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-41,043,271,680.00 | $8,164,870,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-40,463,998,976.00 | $14,231,300,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-39,542,517,760.00 | $7,866,310,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-39,485,235,200.00 | $8,401,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-39,462,256,640.00 | $14,965,900,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-39,368,445,952.00 | $10,312,700,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-39,151,046,656.00 | $10,255,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-38,944,595,968.00 | $11,642,500,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-38,160,080,896.00 | $6,637,490,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-37,571,178,496.00 | $11,882,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Gold-Winged Valkyries | $-37,515,067,392.00 | $1,090,480,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-37,198,458,880.00 | $6,918,410,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-36,186,943,488.00 | $8,836,380,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-36,082,188,288.00 | $10,912,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-35,769,368,576.00 | $5,819,640,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Road Star Fleet | $-35,422,699,520.00 | $1,160,390,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-34,305,081,344.00 | $5,966,970,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-33,901,959,168.00 | $14,713,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-33,631,975,424.00 | $6,255,110,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-33,309,693,952.00 | $9,371,710,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-32,439,685,120.00 | $6,033,330,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-32,027,543,552.00 | $6,371,390,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-31,918,061,568.00 | $11,225,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-31,108,218,880.00 | $6,619,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-30,954,452,992.00 | $6,586,690,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-30,774,634,496.00 | $16,521,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-30,216,271,872.00 | $6,429,600,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-30,117,644,288.00 | $7,889,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-29,304,117,248.00 | $9,267,750,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-28,970,911,744.00 | $11,956,200,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $-28,874,227,712.00 | $8,123,780,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $-28,837,877,760.00 | $10,142,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-28,372,844,544.00 | $10,795,600,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-28,203,593,728.00 | $12,240,500,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-27,941,933,056.00 | $12,126,900,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeful Popes | $-27,606,999,040.00 | $12,902,900,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $-27,516,313,600.00 | $10,469,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-26,821,519,360.00 | $10,062,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-26,275,172,352.00 | $7,392,560,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-25,262,604,288.00 | $7,640,330,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-25,204,361,216.00 | $7,622,820,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $-24,643,762,176.00 | $11,056,100,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-24,399,790,080.00 | $14,658,800,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-24,200,732,672.00 | $10,503,500,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-23,890,839,552.00 | $10,643,500,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-23,868,198,912.00 | $12,813,600,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-23,707,817,984.00 | $9,020,550,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-23,465,361,408.00 | $9,684,080,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-22,449,645,568.00 | $9,264,950,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-22,066,092,032.00 | $11,846,100,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-20,715,030,528.00 | $12,121,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-19,984,287,744.00 | $8,247,460,000,000.00 |
| The Physical Pass Coverage of The Jammer | $-19,899,179,008.00 | $22,929,200,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-19,745,120,256.00 | $11,674,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-19,253,395,456.00 | $8,637,740,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-19,215,230,976.00 | $14,018,000,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-18,600,462,336.00 | $12,880,000,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-18,370,131,968.00 | $9,205,040,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-17,511,673,856.00 | $8,576,600,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-17,150,087,168.00 | $9,310,510,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-16,396,253,184.00 | $9,594,740,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-16,092,440,576.00 | $9,416,970,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-13,531,165,696.00 | $6,202,930,000,000.00 |
| The Iconic Rock-the-Baby Dunk of Julius but not Caesar | $-12,677,371,904.00 | $33,293,000,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-10,859,109,376.00 | $9,389,140,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-10,604,413,952.00 | $14,312,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-9,549,563,904.00 | $7,995,460,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-9,139,008,512.00 | $7,651,850,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-9,105,309,696.00 | $12,288,800,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-9,008,587,776.00 | $9,380,070,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of The Galactic Armada of Star | $-8,879,821,824.00 | $1,874,290,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-8,801,820,672.00 | $9,164,410,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $-8,702,192,640.00 | $9,060,670,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors | $-8,265,181,184.00 | $2,079,860,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $-8,188,776,960.00 | $8,832,080,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of The Yamaha Warriors | $-7,920,391,168.00 | $2,236,280,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-7,865,906,176.00 | $8,189,820,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-7,863,030,272.00 | $8,187,090,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Yamada Road Star Warriors | $-7,136,544,256.00 | $2,677,360,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Coldseekers | $-7,125,398,016.00 | $2,525,040,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-6,868,628,992.00 | $9,269,930,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $-6,722,376,192.00 | $10,273,200,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of SQUID Squad | $-6,301,844,992.00 | $1,252,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-6,254,810,112.00 | $8,441,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-5,826,946,048.00 | $14,676,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-4,733,427,712.00 | $6,388,390,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-4,456,898,048.00 | $13,019,500,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-4,285,463,808.00 | $2,092,770,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $-4,254,045,440.00 | $6,501,000,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $-3,937,581,312.00 | $11,503,100,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Coldseekers MC | $-3,708,366,848.00 | $1,462,330,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $-3,123,181,056.00 | $9,122,310,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $-3,104,863,488.00 | $9,068,480,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $-3,071,019,264.00 | $8,969,780,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $-3,066,680,832.00 | $8,957,810,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-1,890,373,376.00 | $11,901,700,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $-1,796,690,816.00 | $12,285,800,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $-1,616,555,520.00 | $10,175,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $-1,464,955,776.00 | $9,220,940,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $-75,179,600.00 | $10,607,600,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $-73,027,632.00 | $10,364,000,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $153,608,592.00 | $10,531,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $859,018,112.00 | $10,292,200,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $922,118,016.00 | $11,043,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $1,691,031,168.00 | $9,464,030,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $2,434,653,184.00 | $15,468,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $2,538,658,816.00 | $14,205,400,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $2,673,978,880.00 | $14,548,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $3,079,093,504.00 | $17,230,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $3,377,247,744.00 | $10,101,500,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $3,749,359,872.00 | $11,213,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $4,740,691,456.00 | $9,873,700,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $4,748,225,536.00 | $16,188,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $4,916,837,888.00 | $10,239,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $4,937,643,008.00 | $10,283,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $4,997,047,808.00 | $10,407,200,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $5,022,657,024.00 | $17,122,100,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $6,216,836,608.00 | $15,753,300,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $6,355,547,648.00 | $16,106,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $6,608,692,736.00 | $11,145,400,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $6,795,373,568.00 | $17,220,400,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $8,239,766,528.00 | $2,792,370,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $8,616,084,480.00 | $8,588,450,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $8,764,639,232.00 | $17,936,100,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $9,544,132,608.00 | $15,377,900,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $9,645,774,848.00 | $10,333,900,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $11,076,024,320.00 | $11,866,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $11,797,799,936.00 | $4,650,170,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $11,911,246,848.00 | $19,192,500,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $12,427,016,192.00 | $12,387,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $12,435,153,920.00 | $14,103,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $12,436,048,896.00 | $11,127,300,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $12,555,155,456.00 | $14,239,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $12,568,467,456.00 | $14,254,600,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $12,703,298,560.00 | $20,469,300,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $13,091,133,440.00 | $11,377,000,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $13,373,007,872.00 | $11,622,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $13,559,873,536.00 | $9,977,770,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $13,735,050,240.00 | $11,936,700,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $14,203,930,624.00 | $19,416,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $14,606,013,440.00 | $19,363,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $16,233,259,008.00 | $14,754,200,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $16,638,276,608.00 | $8,011,720,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $16,749,359,104.00 | $14,986,900,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $17,245,607,936.00 | $8,008,820,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $19,351,910,400.00 | $10,093,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $22,219,847,680.00 | $11,589,800,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $24,080,336,896.00 | $21,546,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $25,333,917,696.00 | $11,765,200,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $25,400,608,768.00 | $11,796,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $25,934,807,040.00 | $12,044,000,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $26,121,719,808.00 | $12,130,900,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $27,170,564,096.00 | $12,618,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $27,576,512,512.00 | $7,917,720,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Maxtopian Automobiles | $27,774,945,280.00 | $12,898,600,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $30,323,888,128.00 | $12,593,700,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $30,356,584,448.00 | $10,949,900,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $31,131,869,184.00 | $24,226,200,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $31,420,002,304.00 | $12,048,000,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $31,959,707,648.00 | $14,881,000,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $31,997,587,456.00 | $10,823,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $32,061,016,064.00 | $23,482,500,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $33,639,858,176.00 | $11,167,800,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $33,765,971,968.00 | $24,072,300,000,000.00 |
| The Circuitous States of Perpetual Litigation | $34,791,522,304.00 | $35,771,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $37,334,634,496.00 | $9,522,560,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $38,684,868,608.00 | $12,748,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $39,219,007,488.00 | $9,853,930,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $39,463,792,640.00 | $13,417,000,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $39,527,526,400.00 | $20,109,800,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $40,177,930,240.00 | $26,191,000,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $40,261,804,032.00 | $17,222,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $40,977,305,600.00 | $10,152,100,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $43,114,229,760.00 | $10,832,500,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $44,123,168,768.00 | $12,861,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $44,517,355,520.00 | $9,585,360,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $44,616,028,160.00 | $12,987,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $47,918,043,136.00 | $22,482,100,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $48,644,501,504.00 | $1,657,860,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $49,053,954,048.00 | $15,369,200,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $49,459,773,440.00 | $16,065,300,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $50,133,250,048.00 | $9,807,570,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $50,432,466,944.00 | $9,866,040,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $53,031,919,616.00 | $12,726,800,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $56,249,131,008.00 | $16,571,600,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $56,446,197,760.00 | $10,178,500,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $58,878,238,720.00 | $14,587,000,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $59,154,460,672.00 | $10,666,800,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $59,942,367,232.00 | $13,640,000,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $60,457,013,248.00 | $18,625,100,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $65,086,476,288.00 | $1,925,350,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $66,359,021,568.00 | $11,158,400,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $67,564,380,160.00 | $11,361,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $67,804,225,536.00 | $15,286,200,000,000.00 |
| The Terminal Touchscreen Allergy of Ban My Apps | $69,262,049,280.00 | $15,379,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $69,469,790,208.00 | $10,993,100,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $74,543,710,208.00 | $11,182,900,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $75,633,672,192.00 | $11,968,400,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $79,253,569,536.00 | $14,291,000,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $80,373,932,032.00 | $12,057,600,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $83,420,487,680.00 | $11,356,600,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $84,867,260,416.00 | $14,270,500,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $86,589,612,032.00 | $13,702,200,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $87,557,586,944.00 | $12,532,600,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $88,504,025,088.00 | $14,882,100,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $89,829,474,304.00 | $19,692,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $91,024,171,008.00 | $15,305,700,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $92,750,225,408.00 | $12,725,600,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $93,144,088,576.00 | $12,779,700,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $93,944,954,880.00 | $14,866,000,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $94,666,203,136.00 | $12,988,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $97,288,560,640.00 | $20,932,900,000,000.00 |
| The Old-AFF Unretired Defender of Jon Blackwolf | $100,541,431,808.00 | $34,337,800,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $108,594,798,592.00 | $15,543,900,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $109,661,224,960.00 | $13,179,700,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $110,191,665,152.00 | $7,080,320,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $123,506,319,360.00 | $33,856,100,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $124,707,930,112.00 | $14,988,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $125,938,302,976.00 | $14,387,900,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $127,802,753,024.00 | $20,223,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $129,391,763,456.00 | $14,782,500,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $135,690,780,672.00 | $16,569,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $142,031,978,496.00 | $14,968,300,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $146,407,735,296.00 | $3,738,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $151,330,603,008.00 | $23,947,000,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $153,439,879,168.00 | $18,441,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $155,575,779,328.00 | $14,018,100,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $158,491,590,656.00 | $13,805,500,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $159,683,690,496.00 | $19,745,500,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $161,070,727,168.00 | $37,300,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $161,176,928,256.00 | $14,039,300,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $161,644,593,152.00 | $14,080,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $162,112,241,664.00 | $14,120,800,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $162,950,397,952.00 | $14,193,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $163,171,385,344.00 | $14,213,100,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $163,713,794,048.00 | $14,260,300,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $168,497,741,824.00 | $14,461,300,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $169,224,142,848.00 | $14,523,700,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $169,561,227,264.00 | $14,552,600,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $170,989,584,384.00 | $14,675,200,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $173,174,128,640.00 | $20,271,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $173,910,556,672.00 | $15,148,500,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $174,649,540,608.00 | $14,989,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $176,092,463,104.00 | $63,270,900,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $177,842,208,768.00 | $15,263,300,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of Luzity | $178,759,335,936.00 | $11,179,800,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $179,088,703,488.00 | $15,163,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $180,970,913,792.00 | $15,322,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $181,053,014,016.00 | $15,329,700,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $184,433,623,040.00 | $15,422,600,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $185,733,890,048.00 | $15,940,600,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $189,310,877,696.00 | $19,019,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $198,912,425,984.00 | $16,633,400,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $204,358,434,816.00 | $9,679,420,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $205,032,341,504.00 | $16,773,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $209,214,308,352.00 | $17,494,800,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $210,905,120,768.00 | $9,072,760,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $213,810,872,320.00 | $17,319,700,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $214,604,267,520.00 | $19,461,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $216,158,109,696.00 | $17,509,900,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $216,729,026,560.00 | $10,014,000,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $223,443,976,192.00 | $17,934,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $224,835,371,008.00 | $18,046,200,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $229,786,451,968.00 | $18,613,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $237,696,073,728.00 | $19,078,400,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $240,043,376,640.00 | $17,226,600,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $250,240,630,784.00 | $10,853,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $252,494,905,344.00 | $19,648,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $252,612,689,920.00 | $20,102,800,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $252,920,725,504.00 | $13,932,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $257,646,903,296.00 | $10,980,300,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $264,230,666,240.00 | $20,706,800,000,000.00 |
| The 2000 Receiving Yard Season of J R Castine | $290,484,682,752.00 | $25,509,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $298,198,335,488.00 | $12,148,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $302,076,035,072.00 | $22,707,300,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $312,681,201,664.00 | $18,430,900,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $313,827,328,000.00 | $19,894,500,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $329,179,365,376.00 | $24,312,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $349,357,670,400.00 | $29,491,700,000,000.00 |
| The Height Makes Right of Maximinus Thrax | $354,899,263,488.00 | $34,495,000,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $359,798,964,224.00 | $12,970,200,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $374,962,880,512.00 | $14,578,300,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-Taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeless Popes | $379,241,594,880.00 | $13,904,600,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $388,072,865,792.00 | $13,964,300,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $418,299,674,624.00 | $14,800,400,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $420,903,256,064.00 | $14,855,600,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $434,089,230,336.00 | $15,359,100,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $461,812,367,360.00 | $11,575,800,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $488,323,776,512.00 | $16,770,700,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $542,192,664,576.00 | $31,817,400,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $544,638,369,792.00 | $17,226,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $596,663,205,888.00 | $35,226,900,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $794,883,850,240.00 | $27,128,300,000,000.00 |
