| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-938,861,854,720.00 | $17,982,500,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-692,472,381,440.00 | $20,134,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-671,552,241,664.00 | $16,360,000,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-655,430,778,880.00 | $9,358,360,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-644,314,890,240.00 | $13,633,100,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-593,626,988,544.00 | $15,948,000,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-584,715,665,408.00 | $20,282,200,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-512,215,515,136.00 | $12,772,300,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-453,871,403,008.00 | $17,181,900,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-433,947,443,200.00 | $16,000,100,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-418,295,611,392.00 | $17,259,600,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-403,608,043,520.00 | $13,416,800,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-364,952,125,440.00 | $4,768,490,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-347,644,133,376.00 | $13,878,200,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $-347,288,338,432.00 | $14,531,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-346,272,399,360.00 | $13,408,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-316,677,718,016.00 | $11,209,400,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-309,121,515,520.00 | $20,195,000,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-297,413,115,904.00 | $16,155,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-296,054,390,784.00 | $14,718,300,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $-292,512,432,128.00 | $15,889,700,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-262,039,764,992.00 | $14,936,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-224,271,613,952.00 | $24,094,700,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-220,780,183,552.00 | $13,209,200,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-218,895,548,416.00 | $9,628,690,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-211,156,860,928.00 | $10,003,600,000,000.00 |
| The Size Strength and Quickness of Number 78 | $-208,878,501,888.00 | $17,514,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-205,985,431,552.00 | $11,301,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-201,178,513,408.00 | $19,210,000,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-199,036,043,264.00 | $13,614,500,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-193,906,393,088.00 | $13,840,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-193,007,026,176.00 | $17,917,500,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-185,167,396,864.00 | $14,449,800,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-183,706,238,976.00 | $9,740,370,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-182,442,524,672.00 | $15,582,200,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-178,918,637,568.00 | $11,356,600,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $-178,742,263,808.00 | $11,345,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-175,217,180,672.00 | $11,121,700,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-172,285,804,544.00 | $15,808,700,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-172,253,806,592.00 | $16,125,400,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-168,718,942,208.00 | $11,521,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-167,861,026,816.00 | $15,936,200,000,000.00 |
| The Maxtopia-Phobia of North Bigotopia | $-166,757,122,048.00 | $15,056,800,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-150,600,433,664.00 | $17,578,500,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $-150,236,184,576.00 | $15,440,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-149,972,402,176.00 | $16,112,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $-148,600,635,392.00 | $11,417,400,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-144,136,814,592.00 | $12,729,500,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-142,485,995,520.00 | $16,119,300,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $-142,003,552,256.00 | $16,064,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-139,939,069,952.00 | $14,297,500,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-135,171,530,752.00 | $12,548,400,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-134,602,080,256.00 | $9,597,240,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-134,120,841,216.00 | $13,069,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-132,978,196,480.00 | $11,156,100,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-131,985,825,792.00 | $15,435,300,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-131,694,174,208.00 | $11,630,700,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-129,077,772,288.00 | $27,197,600,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-128,918,437,888.00 | $17,116,400,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2004 of Smart Voters vs Bush | $-127,942,639,616.00 | $29,528,700,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-127,812,247,552.00 | $11,865,200,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-122,269,032,448.00 | $15,576,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-120,134,238,208.00 | $9,757,110,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-119,380,828,160.00 | $14,305,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-118,282,248,192.00 | $14,443,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-115,605,970,944.00 | $9,632,440,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-111,927,615,488.00 | $26,123,200,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-108,497,108,992.00 | $14,550,200,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-105,151,299,584.00 | $12,100,000,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-102,232,637,440.00 | $14,035,900,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-99,967,098,880.00 | $11,309,300,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-99,443,458,048.00 | $11,443,200,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-96,666,066,944.00 | $11,905,200,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-96,592,625,664.00 | $17,778,500,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-94,907,088,896.00 | $18,397,700,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-93,411,713,024.00 | $19,718,200,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-92,018,712,576.00 | $17,650,400,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-91,880,136,704.00 | $12,044,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-91,526,184,960.00 | $14,717,500,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-91,369,209,856.00 | $8,069,320,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-91,232,034,816.00 | $18,945,200,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-89,388,515,328.00 | $25,175,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-88,964,833,280.00 | $16,374,500,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-88,508,399,616.00 | $11,584,500,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-88,396,275,712.00 | $16,269,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-87,594,418,176.00 | $19,269,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-86,758,121,472.00 | $11,693,400,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-85,908,381,696.00 | $15,778,400,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-85,225,414,656.00 | $9,641,560,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-84,735,107,072.00 | $15,562,800,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-84,015,407,104.00 | $13,086,400,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-83,392,397,312.00 | $9,907,170,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-82,626,928,640.00 | $17,158,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-81,570,914,304.00 | $5,784,190,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-80,769,343,488.00 | $18,851,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-79,861,366,784.00 | $20,135,300,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-77,123,616,768.00 | $21,378,600,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-76,655,886,336.00 | $13,172,600,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-75,216,478,208.00 | $8,836,810,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-74,152,501,248.00 | $17,844,100,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-72,240,480,256.00 | $16,230,600,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-72,103,780,352.00 | $11,668,000,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-71,502,692,352.00 | $3,108,460,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-70,478,888,960.00 | $12,972,100,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-69,592,023,040.00 | $20,363,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-68,888,190,976.00 | $12,005,800,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-68,854,988,800.00 | $8,479,990,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-68,714,254,336.00 | $16,535,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-68,189,102,080.00 | $13,337,300,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-68,019,224,576.00 | $9,338,600,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-66,853,580,800.00 | $12,304,800,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-65,259,114,496.00 | $12,011,200,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-65,069,334,528.00 | $12,727,100,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-64,801,193,984.00 | $14,275,200,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-64,643,489,792.00 | $12,643,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sweet-Talkin' Son of A Preacher Man | $-64,622,645,248.00 | $8,661,220,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-62,175,997,952.00 | $15,534,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-61,874,176,000.00 | $21,481,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-61,409,828,864.00 | $8,844,760,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-60,594,319,360.00 | $10,574,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Road Star Fleet | $-60,590,170,112.00 | $1,978,960,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Somewhat Hopeful Popes | $-59,762,499,584.00 | $16,731,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-59,372,150,784.00 | $8,933,790,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-57,404,653,568.00 | $14,809,600,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-56,613,371,904.00 | $14,605,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Gold-Winged Valkyries | $-56,588,472,320.00 | $1,640,850,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-56,235,048,960.00 | $20,984,000,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $-56,007,254,016.00 | $11,273,700,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-53,994,467,328.00 | $8,124,560,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-52,679,233,536.00 | $13,125,700,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-52,388,970,496.00 | $16,249,900,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-52,082,221,056.00 | $17,091,100,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-51,531,878,400.00 | $14,269,200,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-51,450,212,352.00 | $14,246,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-51,313,459,200.00 | $16,838,900,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-51,123,003,392.00 | $12,302,300,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-50,114,805,760.00 | $15,544,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Seasonal Spectre of Santy Claws | $-49,890,390,016.00 | $20,169,600,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-49,114,722,304.00 | $9,020,630,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-48,622,825,472.00 | $12,023,400,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-47,604,731,904.00 | $16,436,700,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-46,403,526,656.00 | $7,461,770,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-46,209,372,160.00 | $14,974,800,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-45,870,129,152.00 | $9,007,020,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-45,631,795,200.00 | $9,579,430,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-45,631,795,200.00 | $9,579,430,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-45,305,196,544.00 | $15,642,600,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-45,163,343,872.00 | $13,248,800,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-44,948,709,376.00 | $11,596,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-44,723,400,704.00 | $11,514,100,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-44,654,202,880.00 | $11,520,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-43,949,846,528.00 | $16,144,000,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-43,502,784,512.00 | $13,493,800,000,000.00 |
| The Special S*Q*U*I*D Squad of Eltran Motorcycle Force Recon | $-42,835,513,344.00 | $1,570,030,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-42,559,553,536.00 | $6,843,650,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-42,275,618,816.00 | $15,775,100,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $-41,943,695,360.00 | $13,480,400,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-41,881,128,960.00 | $10,078,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-40,950,063,104.00 | $7,036,910,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-40,266,117,120.00 | $10,388,100,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-40,238,460,928.00 | $10,380,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-39,578,185,728.00 | $7,269,070,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-38,720,983,040.00 | $7,603,250,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-38,046,765,056.00 | $15,943,000,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-37,717,770,240.00 | $17,392,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-36,133,335,040.00 | $7,585,440,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-35,537,461,248.00 | $9,168,170,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-34,646,368,256.00 | $12,928,200,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $-31,939,526,656.00 | $11,918,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-31,510,767,616.00 | $8,725,310,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-31,440,418,816.00 | $8,705,810,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-31,414,939,648.00 | $13,164,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-31,333,044,224.00 | $12,179,000,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-31,139,655,680.00 | $13,048,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-30,060,023,808.00 | $8,940,750,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeful Popes | $-29,951,537,152.00 | $13,799,900,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $-29,873,190,912.00 | $12,076,900,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-29,443,299,328.00 | $14,087,800,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-28,917,585,920.00 | $12,587,500,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-28,863,504,384.00 | $11,668,800,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $-28,627,177,472.00 | $12,565,200,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-27,531,767,808.00 | $15,861,300,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-27,513,438,208.00 | $14,405,800,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-27,274,203,136.00 | $11,428,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-25,682,634,752.00 | $13,447,200,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-25,014,091,776.00 | $10,979,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-24,028,073,984.00 | $9,713,920,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-23,432,839,168.00 | $13,124,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-23,094,634,496.00 | $13,292,700,000,000.00 |
| The Physical Pass Coverage of The Jammer | $-22,425,380,864.00 | $24,623,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-21,796,390,912.00 | $10,428,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-21,762,787,328.00 | $13,980,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-21,156,882,432.00 | $10,122,900,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-21,128,148,992.00 | $13,918,100,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-19,937,918,976.00 | $10,454,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-19,474,561,024.00 | $10,907,400,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-19,390,410,752.00 | $10,860,500,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-19,161,284,608.00 | $10,732,200,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $-14,866,245,632.00 | $18,399,200,000,000.00 |
| The Iconic Rock-the-Baby Dunk of Julius but not Caesar | $-14,670,660,608.00 | $35,926,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-14,334,331,904.00 | $7,516,040,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors | $-12,921,417,728.00 | $3,195,160,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $-12,916,734,976.00 | $10,204,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-12,802,079,744.00 | $8,433,300,000,000.00 |
| The Location of The Dirtbag | $-12,703,031,296.00 | $949,941,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-12,648,909,824.00 | $10,134,600,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-12,478,142,464.00 | $15,443,900,000,000.00 |
| The Most Fun to be Had on Wheels of The Yamaha Warriors | $-12,324,241,408.00 | $3,416,260,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-11,886,676,992.00 | $9,390,360,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of SQUID Squad | $-11,309,011,968.00 | $2,211,950,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $-11,200,855,040.00 | $13,863,100,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Coldseekers | $-11,148,780,544.00 | $3,870,520,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-10,952,197,120.00 | $10,637,800,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-10,852,815,872.00 | $13,432,900,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Yamada Road Star Warriors | $-10,847,377,408.00 | $3,984,390,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $-9,938,185,216.00 | $10,069,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-9,909,829,632.00 | $9,625,100,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $-8,258,623,488.00 | $11,067,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-8,039,612,928.00 | $9,950,920,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-7,645,280,768.00 | $12,751,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-6,659,703,808.00 | $8,242,670,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-6,644,312,576.00 | $11,082,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $-6,219,452,416.00 | $10,373,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-6,160,565,248.00 | $10,275,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-6,070,859,776.00 | $7,513,890,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-5,920,925,184.00 | $14,603,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood on Two Wheels | $-5,795,719,680.00 | $2,202,870,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Coldseekers MC | $-5,730,838,528.00 | $2,178,230,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $-5,300,228,096.00 | $13,072,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-5,274,634,240.00 | $13,009,700,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $-5,245,719,552.00 | $7,029,590,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-4,672,724,480.00 | $7,793,380,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-4,538,036,736.00 | $7,569,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $-4,348,419,584.00 | $10,724,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-4,312,231,936.00 | $10,635,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Life | $-3,928,846,080.00 | $140,132,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-3,374,991,360.00 | $16,373,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Anime | $-3,102,508,288.00 | $109,297,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Men | $-3,096,322,816.00 | $86,002,100,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-3,091,676,160.00 | $2,296,060,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Humanity | $-3,042,182,144.00 | $103,324,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Bar Bands | $-3,006,391,296.00 | $102,108,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Harley | $-2,981,344,256.00 | $97,512,800,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Steven | $-2,739,608,320.00 | $2,194,900,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $-2,598,925,824.00 | $11,805,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $-2,391,847,680.00 | $10,863,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $-2,388,164,352.00 | $10,848,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains the News | $-2,355,198,720.00 | $129,216,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Book Adaptations | $-2,353,864,960.00 | $120,030,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Getting Older | $-2,057,561,088.00 | $87,615,400,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains School | $-2,034,181,504.00 | $86,619,800,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Democrats | $-1,687,960,192.00 | $104,664,000,000.00 |
| The State-Sanctioned Sea Dogs of Eltran Privateers | $-1,294,377,088.00 | $5,878,910,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $-1,090,586,752.00 | $11,439,600,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains KTM | $-1,075,142,656.00 | $99,809,100,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $-1,069,368,320.00 | $11,214,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains YouTube | $-1,050,428,096.00 | $97,514,700,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Feelings | $-1,040,552,640.00 | $111,303,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Weather | $-1,028,595,136.00 | $110,024,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Fandoms | $-1,027,580,608.00 | $104,988,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Childhood | $-1,005,477,312.00 | $117,587,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Doctors | $-993,383,296.00 | $111,159,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Comedy | $-982,362,240.00 | $119,957,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Beer | $-982,359,488.00 | $125,149,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Living | $-959,245,952.00 | $117,134,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Work | $-937,119,104.00 | $134,931,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Marketplace | $-891,859,520.00 | $149,911,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Star Wars | $-815,967,360.00 | $150,183,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Family | $-779,924,352.00 | $152,548,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Parents | $-753,594,112.00 | $166,013,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Craigslist | $-753,594,112.00 | $166,013,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Cell Service | $-744,936,320.00 | $164,105,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains NationStates | $-709,360,832.00 | $106,739,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Poetry | $-709,131,264.00 | $185,693,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Ducati | $-683,373,248.00 | $189,429,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains People | $-683,373,248.00 | $189,429,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Everything | $-676,893,952.00 | $177,252,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $-550,007,104.00 | $12,217,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains the Steelers | $323,974,976.00 | $109,351,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $366,390,912.00 | $12,414,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Luck | $558,472,256.00 | $125,785,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Relationships | $740,424,768.00 | $135,721,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Gas Station Food | $845,338,368.00 | $144,249,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Traffic | $998,177,856.00 | $151,579,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains Government | $1,083,898,496.00 | $156,893,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $1,167,778,176.00 | $16,622,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $1,301,239,552.00 | $10,780,200,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $1,439,622,016.00 | $11,923,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Gattuso Explains It All | $1,496,048,768.00 | $181,254,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $1,531,690,624.00 | $12,692,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $1,926,176,384.00 | $15,960,200,000,000.00 |
| The Location of The Dirt Bag | $2,221,946,112.00 | $1,774,220,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $2,238,317,824.00 | $18,541,700,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $2,691,102,720.00 | $9,686,180,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $3,038,850,560.00 | $10,937,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $3,308,417,536.00 | $11,906,800,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $3,675,789,056.00 | $17,446,700,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $3,874,420,480.00 | $18,392,000,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $4,036,570,880.00 | $14,528,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $5,146,193,920.00 | $12,105,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $5,214,830,592.00 | $12,266,700,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $5,365,965,312.00 | $19,313,900,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $5,366,699,520.00 | $17,031,400,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $5,493,372,928.00 | $17,433,500,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $5,850,362,368.00 | $18,564,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $6,099,729,408.00 | $12,009,000,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $6,414,570,496.00 | $15,089,300,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $8,782,386,176.00 | $3,019,680,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $8,888,461,312.00 | $10,701,500,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $9,284,796,416.00 | $18,490,500,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $9,609,005,056.00 | $22,812,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $9,843,533,824.00 | $17,362,400,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $10,413,689,856.00 | $11,963,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $10,426,216,448.00 | $11,215,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $11,062,872,064.00 | $10,350,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $11,376,126,976.00 | $11,518,900,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $11,754,955,776.00 | $13,505,000,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $11,950,330,880.00 | $21,077,600,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $12,394,242,048.00 | $17,657,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $12,394,713,088.00 | $4,994,210,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $12,713,882,624.00 | $13,337,100,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $13,147,441,152.00 | $12,302,600,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $13,208,474,624.00 | $23,297,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $13,323,478,016.00 | $16,041,600,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $13,386,229,760.00 | $12,525,800,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $13,455,613,952.00 | $16,200,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $13,473,644,544.00 | $16,222,200,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $13,720,155,136.00 | $12,838,600,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $13,860,025,344.00 | $20,923,100,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $14,544,360,448.00 | $11,192,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $14,589,851,648.00 | $20,785,300,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Star | $14,703,194,112.00 | $2,508,950,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $17,244,366,848.00 | $16,542,700,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $17,967,761,408.00 | $8,651,510,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $20,386,390,016.00 | $8,822,910,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $20,564,727,808.00 | $17,415,500,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $25,213,716,480.00 | $23,591,100,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $26,391,764,992.00 | $16,679,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $26,447,286,272.00 | $12,734,700,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $26,488,881,152.00 | $12,754,600,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $26,838,798,336.00 | $12,923,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $26,977,452,032.00 | $12,989,900,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $27,169,331,200.00 | $13,082,300,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Maxtopian Automobiles | $28,778,688,512.00 | $13,857,100,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $31,535,976,448.00 | $13,527,300,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $32,157,179,904.00 | $11,829,400,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $32,283,136,000.00 | $26,183,600,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $33,027,602,432.00 | $13,034,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $33,581,797,376.00 | $25,524,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $33,778,661,376.00 | $9,657,300,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $33,998,348,288.00 | $16,349,700,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $34,413,051,904.00 | $11,995,400,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $35,973,259,264.00 | $22,791,400,000,000.00 |
| The Circuitous States of Perpetual Litigation | $35,998,371,840.00 | $38,210,400,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $37,311,107,072.00 | $26,855,500,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $38,200,606,720.00 | $12,917,500,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $38,385,106,944.00 | $10,496,900,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $42,381,922,304.00 | $28,457,800,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $43,384,803,328.00 | $15,061,000,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $43,518,476,288.00 | $22,606,900,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $45,074,407,424.00 | $19,624,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $45,469,343,744.00 | $11,595,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $47,073,615,872.00 | $10,353,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $48,244,051,968.00 | $12,694,400,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $49,293,840,384.00 | $12,571,100,000,000.00 |
| The YOLOmoto Marines of Eltran Marine Motorcycle Dragoons | $50,318,618,624.00 | $12,646,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $50,384,502,784.00 | $24,134,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $51,333,545,984.00 | $12,569,300,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $51,758,198,784.00 | $17,284,400,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $51,801,067,520.00 | $16,652,400,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $52,404,461,568.00 | $1,789,190,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $53,225,918,464.00 | $10,607,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $53,421,535,232.00 | $10,646,200,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $56,796,053,504.00 | $13,848,000,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $60,076,998,656.00 | $11,012,100,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $62,359,474,176.00 | $15,903,200,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $62,748,766,208.00 | $11,502,000,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $63,309,824,000.00 | $18,565,400,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $63,796,051,968.00 | $19,984,000,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $64,145,883,136.00 | $46,149,300,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $68,570,157,056.00 | $15,772,900,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $69,778,235,392.00 | $2,066,870,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $70,352,994,304.00 | $12,005,100,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $71,692,509,184.00 | $12,233,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $74,092,224,512.00 | $11,881,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $76,452,732,928.00 | $17,418,900,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $79,705,169,920.00 | $12,103,700,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $80,320,839,680.00 | $12,880,500,000,000.00 |
| The Terminal Touchscreen Allergy of Ban My Apps | $80,829,612,032.00 | $16,980,000,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $84,085,129,216.00 | $15,412,900,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $85,648,211,968.00 | $13,006,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $86,973,145,088.00 | $12,589,300,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $88,757,403,648.00 | $12,241,100,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $90,385,227,776.00 | $15,423,300,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $92,875,538,432.00 | $14,893,900,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $93,140,402,176.00 | $13,482,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $96,349,519,872.00 | $16,441,100,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $98,951,405,568.00 | $13,718,200,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $99,368,304,640.00 | $13,776,000,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $100,272,103,424.00 | $16,079,900,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $100,914,208,768.00 | $13,990,400,000,000.00 |
| The 2000 Receiving Yard Season of J R Castine | $103,723,335,680.00 | $24,979,200,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $103,766,687,744.00 | $16,640,400,000,000.00 |
| The Old-AFF Unretired Defender of Jon Blackwolf | $106,721,140,736.00 | $36,840,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $108,410,019,840.00 | $23,529,600,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $115,897,786,368.00 | $16,776,200,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $118,187,393,024.00 | $14,319,000,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $118,667,599,872.00 | $7,640,530,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $121,656,893,440.00 | $17,860,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $124,138,340,352.00 | $15,481,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $132,167,327,744.00 | $36,920,200,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $132,922,482,688.00 | $16,104,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $135,312,138,240.00 | $15,570,700,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $137,173,934,080.00 | $21,997,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $138,740,563,968.00 | $15,965,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $147,497,435,136.00 | $19,670,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $153,443,368,960.00 | $16,268,100,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $157,581,770,752.00 | $4,028,220,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $160,494,895,104.00 | $25,737,500,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $164,426,465,280.00 | $19,921,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $165,869,142,016.00 | $15,076,000,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $169,915,416,576.00 | $21,190,300,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $170,134,388,736.00 | $14,934,700,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $172,429,459,456.00 | $40,393,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $173,139,869,696.00 | $15,198,600,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $173,360,234,496.00 | $15,217,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $173,921,681,408.00 | $15,267,200,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $174,899,511,296.00 | $15,353,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $174,998,061,056.00 | $15,361,600,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $175,510,831,104.00 | $15,406,700,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $181,293,989,888.00 | $15,674,100,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $181,704,785,920.00 | $15,709,800,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $181,885,845,504.00 | $15,725,400,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $183,690,117,120.00 | $15,881,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $184,668,471,296.00 | $15,966,000,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $185,161,891,840.00 | $21,839,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $185,456,361,472.00 | $16,279,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $186,581,401,600.00 | $67,834,500,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $190,130,962,432.00 | $16,438,200,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $192,322,600,960.00 | $16,398,000,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $195,947,577,344.00 | $9,479,800,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $198,169,608,192.00 | $17,133,300,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $198,203,310,080.00 | $16,684,700,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $202,071,572,480.00 | $20,409,800,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $206,413,119,488.00 | $17,599,300,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $209,874,960,384.00 | $17,922,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $212,926,644,224.00 | $17,924,100,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $219,087,634,432.00 | $10,425,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $220,152,561,664.00 | $18,120,200,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $222,607,376,384.00 | $18,322,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $222,903,336,960.00 | $18,764,000,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $229,987,450,880.00 | $18,739,200,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $232,216,035,328.00 | $10,767,800,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $238,740,324,352.00 | $21,543,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $241,173,889,024.00 | $19,466,500,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $245,609,840,640.00 | $20,012,100,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $249,799,131,136.00 | $19,986,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $254,062,166,016.00 | $20,506,800,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $259,043,835,904.00 | $18,676,900,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $268,282,544,128.00 | $11,679,300,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $269,730,775,040.00 | $14,958,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $269,963,624,448.00 | $21,599,800,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $271,646,556,160.00 | $21,241,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $277,660,041,216.00 | $11,875,000,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $282,962,558,976.00 | $22,286,300,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $285,713,072,128.00 | $20,842,400,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of Luzity | $291,726,655,488.00 | $17,641,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $320,847,380,480.00 | $13,111,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $326,387,990,528.00 | $24,633,800,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $356,039,163,904.00 | $26,391,100,000,000.00 |
| The Height Makes Right of Maximinus Thrax | $380,265,332,736.00 | $37,137,700,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $387,071,672,320.00 | $14,000,400,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $402,161,762,304.00 | $15,676,700,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $414,910,480,384.00 | $14,976,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $426,326,327,296.00 | $32,548,100,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-Taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeless Popes | $438,799,826,944.00 | $15,258,000,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $448,878,116,864.00 | $15,931,300,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $464,857,563,136.00 | $16,498,400,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $496,085,762,048.00 | $12,459,600,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $524,500,205,568.00 | $18,060,400,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $584,796,667,904.00 | $34,475,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $643,695,771,648.00 | $38,163,300,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $851,325,353,984.00 | $29,128,200,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $974,064,123,904.00 | $25,442,400,000,000.00 |
