1: The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions-
Pop: 6,586 Mil

2: The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens
Pop: 46,048 Mil

3: The United Kingdom of A Black Man in the Smithsonian
Pop: 27,828 Mil

4: The Republic of Abraham Lincoln
Pop: 4,780 Mil

5: The Colony of Algonquin
Pop: 983 Mil

6: The Good Hood of Always Bet on Black
Pop: 39,411 Mil

7: The Ubiquity of Ants Are Everywhere
Pop: 42,986 Mil

8: The American Dream of Architeuthis
Pop: 48,561 Mil

9: The Boundless Vault of Batroc the Leaper
Pop: 23,754 Mil

10: The United States of Beevopolis
Pop: 2,600 Mil

11: The Self-Evident Truth of Benjamin Franklin
Pop: 47,151 Mil

12: The Jingoistic States of Boy Scout
Pop: 985 Mil

13: The Confederate States of Bumblefuks
Pop: 1,196 Mil

14: The Carnivorous Beefitude of Certified Male
Pop: 31,811 Mil

15: The Esprit de Corps of Champagne-Ardenne
Pop: 45,025 Mil

16: The Enlightened French Utopia of Chaource
Pop: 47,699 Mil

17: The Big Easy of Chocolate New Orleans
Pop: 41,734 Mil

18: The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D
Pop: 46,769 Mil

19: The Matriarchy of Delores
Pop: 958 Mil

20: The Gay Old Time of Doodle Bop
Pop: 32,710 Mil

21: The Brilliant Plan of Drill Baby Drill
Pop: 32,405 Mil

22: The Rogue Nation of DSN68
Pop: 3,616 Mil

23: The Oppressed Peoples of Fareed zakaria
Pop: 34,044 Mil

24: The Queendom of Fertile Myrtle
Pop: 37,528 Mil

25: The Colony of Feynland Atlantic
Pop: 30,684 Mil

26: The Flatness of Flat Stanley
Pop: 42,984 Mil

27: The Condimental Superiority of French Dressing
Pop: 38,413 Mil

28: The Frenchitude of French-Stewart
Pop: 43,244 Mil

29: The Mouse Licker of Galley Cat
Pop: 45,184 Mil

30: The Colony of Gell-Bronx
Pop: 31,560 Mil

31: The Bewildered Perplexity of Genderqueer
Pop: 25,051 Mil

32: The Black Kingdom of Harlem Heat
Pop: 42,707 Mil

33: The United States of Hillary Clinton
Pop: 8,576 Mil

34: The Holy Pink United States of Hollyweird
Pop: 2,152 Mil

35: The Democratic Republic of Iowa
Pop: 26,037 Mil

36: The United States of James K Polk
Pop: 1,849 Mil

37: The Commonwealth of Kentucky
Pop: 25,840 Mil

38: The Dictatorship of Kim JongIl
Pop: 40,012 Mil

39: The Unholy Lich Kingdom of Kissindra
Pop: 2,378 Mil

40: The Most Powerful Blackness of Kool Moe Dee
Pop: 47,263 Mil

41: The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN48
Pop: 4,831 Mil

42: The French Fish of Le Fish
Pop: 43,088 Mil

43: The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken
Pop: 41,208 Mil

44: The Republic of Les-Etats-Unis
Pop: 30,678 Mil

45: The United Socialist States of Lewd Clogs
Pop: 36,353 Mil

46: The Disputed Territories of Louisiana
Pop: 26,109 Mil

47: The Silent Scream of Marcel Marceau
Pop: 44,652 Mil

48: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette
Pop: 45,135 Mil

49: The Democratic Republic of Minnesota
Pop: 28,927 Mil

50: The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck
Pop: 45,943 Mil

51: The Oppressed Peoples of New Jersey
Pop: 29,171 Mil

52: The United States of Nobraria
Pop: 145 Mil

53: The BS Detector of October Surprise
Pop: 44,610 Mil

54: The All-American Whimsy of Orion Nebula
Pop: 29,247 Mil

55: The Commonwealth of Penna
Pop: 1,874 Mil

56: The Keystone State of Pennsylvania
Pop: 29,141 Mil

57: The Colony of Poulet de Bresse
Pop: 24,923 Mil

58: The Questionable Judgment of Pregnant Teenager
Pop: 43,311 Mil

59: The Awe-Inspiring Leadership of PresidentJacquesChirac
Pop: 45,899 Mil

60: The Theocracy of Project at Eden Gate
Pop: 197 Mil

61: The Journalistic Freedom of Radio France
Pop: 43,636 Mil

62: The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin Putin
Pop: 42,814 Mil

63: The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog
Pop: 47,449 Mil

64: The Early French Chief of Sitting Bull
Pop: 47,461 Mil

65: The Rifted Commonwealth of Socaltucky
Pop: 5,054 Mil

66: The State of South Carolina
Pop: 5,704 Mil

67: The Colony of Space Cadet
Pop: 29,281 Mil

68: The Republic of Statesandlia
Pop: 2,031 Mil

69: The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert
Pop: 43,999 Mil

70: The Fortress of Strategic Defense
Pop: 43,864 Mil

71: The Constitutional Monarchy of Table Dance
Pop: 24,856 Mil

72: The Kingdom of Tennessee
Pop: 29,030 Mil

73: The Oppressed Peoples of The American Indian
Pop: 38,122 Mil

74: The Peerless Dominating Force of The Early French
Pop: 47,016 Mil

75: The Thinness of The French Connection
Pop: 44,383 Mil

76: The Terror of The French Poodle
Pop: 43,273 Mil

77: The Inevitable Victory of The Insurgency
Pop: 41,219 Mil

78: The Freedom of The Press
Pop: 16,145 Mil

79: The Dominion of The Price of Tea in China
Pop: 25,845 Mil

80: The Reassuring notion of The sweet release of death
Pop: 25,079 Mil

81: The Regularity of Two Poops Magoo
Pop: 32,665 Mil

82: The Republic of Unbuu
Pop: 1,825 Mil

83: The Unrestrained Bladder of Urinator Y
Pop: 40,914 Mil

84: The United States of USKHARA
Pop: 105 Mil

85: The Ancient Chinese Secret of Wu Chin
Pop: 37,011 Mil