1: The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions-
Pop: 5,804 Mil

2: The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens
Pop: 45,256 Mil

3: The United Kingdom of A Black Man in the Smithsonian
Pop: 27,060 Mil

4: The Republic of Abraham Lincoln
Pop: 3,983 Mil

5: The Colony of Algonquin
Pop: 197 Mil

6: The Good Hood of Always Bet on Black
Pop: 38,623 Mil

7: The Dark Disparaging States of American Collectivism
Pop: 6,360 Mil

8: The Ubiquity of Ants Are Everywhere
Pop: 42,207 Mil

9: The American Dream of Architeuthis
Pop: 47,782 Mil

10: The Boundless Vault of Batroc the Leaper
Pop: 22,958 Mil

11: The United States of Beevopolis
Pop: 1,825 Mil

12: The Self-Evident Truth of Benjamin Franklin
Pop: 46,351 Mil

13: The Jingoistic States of Boy Scout
Pop: 202 Mil

14: The Republic of Bumblefuks
Pop: 396 Mil

15: The Carnivorous Beefitude of Certified Male
Pop: 31,045 Mil

16: The Esprit de Corps of Champagne-Ardenne
Pop: 44,261 Mil

17: The Enlightened French Utopia of Chaource
Pop: 46,894 Mil

18: The Big Easy of Chocolate New Orleans
Pop: 40,943 Mil

19: The Conglomerate of Corporate Infidels
Pop: 43,200 Mil

20: The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D
Pop: 45,989 Mil

21: The State of Delaware
Pop: 4,764 Mil

22: The Matriarchy of Delores
Pop: 189 Mil

23: The Gay Old Time of Doodle Bop
Pop: 31,911 Mil

24: The Brilliant Plan of Drill Baby Drill
Pop: 31,613 Mil

25: The Rogue Nation of DSN68
Pop: 2,823 Mil

26: The Oppressed Peoples of Fareed zakaria
Pop: 33,249 Mil

27: The Queendom of Fertile Myrtle
Pop: 36,755 Mil

28: The Colony of Feynland Atlantic
Pop: 29,897 Mil

29: The Flatness of Flat Stanley
Pop: 42,207 Mil

30: The Condimental Superiority of French Dressing
Pop: 37,621 Mil

31: The Frenchitude of French-Stewart
Pop: 42,457 Mil

32: The Mouse Licker of Galley Cat
Pop: 44,401 Mil

33: The Colony of Gell-Bronx
Pop: 30,760 Mil

34: The Bewildered Perplexity of Genderqueer
Pop: 24,268 Mil

35: The Black Kingdom of Harlem Heat
Pop: 41,927 Mil

36: The United States of Hillary Clinton
Pop: 7,785 Mil

37: The United States of Hollyweird
Pop: 1,366 Mil

38: The Democratic Republic of Iowa
Pop: 25,262 Mil

39: The Jetunian Empire of Jetunia
Pop: 879 Mil

40: The Commonwealth of Kentucky
Pop: 25,069 Mil

41: The Dictatorship of Kim JongIl
Pop: 39,224 Mil

42: The Unholy Lich Kingdom of Kissindra
Pop: 1,609 Mil

43: The Most Powerful Blackness of Kool Moe Dee
Pop: 46,471 Mil

44: The French Fish of Le Fish
Pop: 42,301 Mil

45: The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken
Pop: 40,426 Mil

46: The Republic of Les-Etats-Unis
Pop: 29,881 Mil

47: The United Socialist States of Lewd Clogs
Pop: 35,568 Mil

48: The Disputed Territories of Louisiana
Pop: 25,317 Mil

49: The Silent Scream of Marcel Marceau
Pop: 43,858 Mil

50: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette
Pop: 44,335 Mil

51: The Colony of Midway Islands
Pop: 3,174 Mil

52: The Most Serene Republic of Millinois
Pop: 14 Mil

53: The Democratic Republic of Minnesota
Pop: 28,153 Mil

54: The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck
Pop: 45,158 Mil

55: The Oppressed Peoples of New Jersey
Pop: 28,390 Mil

56: The BS Detector of October Surprise
Pop: 43,838 Mil

57: The All-American Whimsy of Orion Nebula
Pop: 28,455 Mil

58: The Commonwealth of Penna
Pop: 1,091 Mil

59: The Keystone State of Pennsylvania
Pop: 28,343 Mil

60: The Colony of Poulet de Bresse
Pop: 24,132 Mil

61: The Questionable Judgment of Pregnant Teenager
Pop: 42,531 Mil

62: The Awe-Inspiring Leadership of PresidentJacquesChirac
Pop: 45,114 Mil

63: The Journalistic Freedom of Radio France
Pop: 42,848 Mil

64: The Great Empire of Roomengoo
Pop: 7,164 Mil

65: The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin Putin
Pop: 42,031 Mil

66: The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog
Pop: 46,652 Mil

67: The People's Republic of Sangre Mountainia
Pop: 228 Mil

68: The Early French Chief of Sitting Bull
Pop: 46,678 Mil

69: The State of South Carolina
Pop: 4,913 Mil

70: The Colony of Space Cadet
Pop: 28,481 Mil

71: The Republic of SSN55
Pop: 4,062 Mil

72: The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert
Pop: 43,210 Mil

73: The Fortress of Strategic Defense
Pop: 43,071 Mil

74: The Constitutional Monarchy of Table Dance
Pop: 24,083 Mil

75: The Kingdom of Tennessee
Pop: 28,229 Mil

76: The Oppressed Peoples of The American Indian
Pop: 37,334 Mil

77: The Peerless Dominating Force of The Early French
Pop: 46,221 Mil

78: The Thinness of The French Connection
Pop: 43,600 Mil

79: The Terror of The French Poodle
Pop: 42,487 Mil

80: The Inevitable Victory of The Insurgency
Pop: 40,417 Mil

81: The Freedom of The Press
Pop: 15,382 Mil

82: The Dominion of The Price of Tea in China
Pop: 25,048 Mil

83: The Reassuring notion of The sweet release of death
Pop: 24,299 Mil

84: The Regularity of Two Poops Magoo
Pop: 31,899 Mil

85: The Unrestrained Bladder of Urinator Y
Pop: 40,139 Mil

86: The Unincorporated Territory of US Virgin Islands
Pop: 4,847 Mil

87: The State of Vermont
Pop: 4,967 Mil

88: The Democratic States of Vice President Tim Walz
Pop: 598 Mil

89: The Ancient Chinese Secret of Wu Chin
Pop: 36,216 Mil