Ding and Dong Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Long-Ended Running Joke |
| Government Priority: |
Social Welfare |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Unheard Of |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
66% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
92% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
96% |
| Major Industry: |
Gambling |
| National Animal: |
pigeon |
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Ding and Dong Demographics
| Total Population: |
10,170,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
1,070,876,938 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
1,087,889,830 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
265,325,690 |
| Students and Youth: |
2,029,932,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
1,559,206,395 |
| Working Class: |
4,156,769,147 |
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Ding and Dong Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$50,320,951,212,150.62 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$48,308,113,163,664.59 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$2,012,838,048,486.02 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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Ding and Dong Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$2,415,405,658,183.23 |
5% |
| Social Welfare: |
$8,212,379,237,822.98 |
17% |
| Healthcare: |
$5,313,892,448,003.11 |
11% |
| Education: |
$5,796,973,579,639.75 |
12% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$3,381,567,921,456.52 |
7% |
| Defense: |
$4,830,811,316,366.46 |
10% |
| Law & Order: |
$2,898,486,789,819.88 |
6% |
| Commerce: |
$2,898,486,789,819.88 |
6% |
| Public Transport: |
$4,347,730,184,729.81 |
9% |
| The Environment: |
$1,932,324,526,546.58 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$3,381,567,921,456.52 |
7% |
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Ding and Dong White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$37,593,200,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$3,696.48 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$5,191.89 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
22.35% |
| Consumption: |
$22,966,499,425,648.64 |
| Exports: |
$7,886,118,453,248.00 |
| Imports: |
$9,684,600,750,080.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-1,798,482,296,832.00 |
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Ding and Dong Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$143,293,913,637,086.81 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$9,781.42 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$6,448,226,113,668.91 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$4,582,619,960,940.46 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$7,995,209,293,555.69 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$4,290,112,303,859.15 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$6,630,173,560,509.60 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$5,655,148,036,905.24 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$7,020,183,769,951.34 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$6,240,163,351,067.86 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$3,315,086,780,254.80 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$10,335,270,550,206.14 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$5,460,142,932,184.37 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$61,616,382,863,947.33 |
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Ding and Dong Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
bell |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 bell = $0.26 |
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$1 = 3.82 bells |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$37,593,200,000,000.00 - 21% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$143,293,913,637,086.81 - 79% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$180,887,113,637,086.81 |
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