Ding and Dong Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Long-Ended Running Joke |
| Government Priority: |
Social Welfare |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Unheard Of |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
66% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
92% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
96% |
| Major Industry: |
Gambling |
| National Animal: |
pigeon |
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Ding and Dong Demographics
| Total Population: |
9,764,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
1,028,008,195 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
1,044,463,283 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
254,745,493 |
| Students and Youth: |
1,948,894,400 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
1,496,875,900 |
| Working Class: |
3,991,012,728 |
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Ding and Dong Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$48,312,071,892,573.88 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$46,379,589,016,870.93 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$1,932,482,875,702.95 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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Ding and Dong Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$2,318,979,450,843.55 |
5% |
| Social Welfare: |
$7,884,530,132,868.06 |
17% |
| Healthcare: |
$5,101,754,791,855.80 |
11% |
| Education: |
$5,565,550,682,024.51 |
12% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$3,246,571,231,180.97 |
7% |
| Defense: |
$4,637,958,901,687.09 |
10% |
| Law & Order: |
$2,782,775,341,012.26 |
6% |
| Commerce: |
$2,782,775,341,012.26 |
6% |
| Public Transport: |
$4,174,163,011,518.38 |
9% |
| The Environment: |
$1,855,183,560,674.84 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$3,246,571,231,180.97 |
7% |
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Ding and Dong White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$36,128,200,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$3,700.14 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$5,196.80 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
22.35% |
| Consumption: |
$22,049,646,213,857.28 |
| Exports: |
$7,607,015,178,240.00 |
| Imports: |
$9,297,978,195,968.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-1,690,963,017,728.00 |
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Ding and Dong Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$137,573,429,965,918.61 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$9,782.55 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$6,190,804,348,466.34 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$4,399,675,675,364.43 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$7,676,029,901,699.65 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$4,118,845,313,107.13 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$6,365,488,211,165.56 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$5,429,387,003,641.21 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$6,739,928,694,175.30 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$5,991,047,728,155.82 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$3,182,744,105,582.78 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$9,922,672,799,758.08 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$5,242,166,762,136.35 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$59,156,574,885,345.00 |
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Ding and Dong Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
bell |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 bell = $0.26 |
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$1 = 3.82 bells |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$36,128,200,000,000.00 - 21% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$137,573,429,965,918.61 - 79% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$173,701,629,965,918.62 |
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