The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Cheese Exports |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
2,880,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
322,118,095 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
399,967,845 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
109,835,013 |
| Students and Youth: |
482,400,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
455,125,028 |
| Working Class: |
1,110,554,019 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$5,973,434,529,333.90 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$5,734,497,148,160.55 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$238,937,381,173.36 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$573,449,714,816.06 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$630,794,686,297.66 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$630,794,686,297.66 |
11% |
| Education: |
$573,449,714,816.06 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$172,034,914,444.82 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$860,174,572,224.08 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$860,174,572,224.08 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$229,379,885,926.42 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$573,449,714,816.06 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$229,379,885,926.42 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$286,724,857,408.03 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$5,059,990,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$19,111,033,385,779.20 |
| Exports: |
$3,074,980,577,280.00 |
| Imports: |
$3,074,980,577,280.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$5,329,320,756,813.34 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$599,548,585,141.50 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$212,307,648,355.92 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$235,897,387,062.13 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$188,717,909,649.71 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$357,216,043,265.52 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$181,977,984,305.07 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$215,677,611,028.24 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$438,095,147,401.10 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$121,318,656,203.38 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$249,377,237,751.40 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$161,758,208,271.18 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$2,291,607,925,429.74 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$5,059,990,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$5,329,320,756,813.34 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$10,389,310,756,813.34 |
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