The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Law & Order |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Cheese Exports |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
4,697,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
525,343,302 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
652,308,669 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
179,130,227 |
| Students and Youth: |
786,747,500 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
742,264,677 |
| Working Class: |
1,811,205,625 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$9,742,091,907,571.39 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$9,352,408,231,268.53 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$389,683,676,302.86 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$935,240,823,126.85 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$1,028,764,905,439.54 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$1,028,764,905,439.54 |
11% |
| Education: |
$935,240,823,126.85 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$280,572,246,938.06 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$1,402,861,234,690.28 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$1,402,861,234,690.28 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$374,096,329,250.74 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$935,240,823,126.85 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$374,096,329,250.74 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$467,620,411,563.43 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$8,252,350,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$31,168,240,445,030.40 |
| Exports: |
$5,014,994,026,496.00 |
| Imports: |
$5,014,994,026,496.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$8,691,604,865,315.72 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$977,805,547,348.02 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$346,253,166,885.28 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$384,725,740,983.64 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$307,780,592,786.91 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$582,584,693,489.51 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$296,788,428,758.81 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$351,749,248,899.33 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$714,490,661,826.76 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$197,858,952,505.87 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$406,710,069,039.85 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$263,811,936,674.50 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$3,737,390,092,085.76 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$8,252,350,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$8,691,604,865,315.72 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$16,943,954,865,315.71 |
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