The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Cheese Exports |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
4,169,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
466,288,301 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
578,981,231 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
158,993,810 |
| Students and Youth: |
698,307,500 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
658,825,077 |
| Working Class: |
1,607,604,081 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$8,646,961,603,113.12 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$8,301,083,138,988.60 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$345,878,464,124.53 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$830,108,313,898.86 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$913,119,145,288.75 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$913,119,145,288.75 |
11% |
| Education: |
$830,108,313,898.86 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$249,032,494,169.66 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$1,245,162,470,848.29 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$1,245,162,470,848.29 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$332,043,325,559.54 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$830,108,313,898.86 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$332,043,325,559.54 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$415,054,156,949.43 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$7,324,690,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$27,664,548,941,004.80 |
| Exports: |
$4,451,247,587,328.00 |
| Imports: |
$4,451,247,587,328.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$7,714,562,154,911.13 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$867,888,242,427.50 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$307,330,075,246.61 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$341,477,861,385.12 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$273,182,289,108.10 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$517,095,047,240.33 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$263,425,778,782.81 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$312,208,330,409.25 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$634,173,171,143.80 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$175,617,185,855.21 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$360,990,882,035.70 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$234,156,247,806.94 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$3,317,261,726,611.79 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$7,324,690,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$7,714,562,154,911.13 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$15,039,252,154,911.13 |
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