The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Law & Order |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Cheese Exports |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
1,169,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
130,748,643 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
162,348,059 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
44,582,335 |
| Students and Youth: |
195,807,500 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
184,736,523 |
| Working Class: |
450,776,940 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$2,424,633,898,743.89 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$2,327,648,542,794.13 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$96,985,355,949.76 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$232,764,854,279.41 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$256,041,339,707.36 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$256,041,339,707.36 |
11% |
| Education: |
$232,764,854,279.41 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$69,829,456,283.82 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$349,147,281,419.12 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$349,147,281,419.12 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$93,105,941,711.77 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$232,764,854,279.41 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$93,105,941,711.77 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$116,382,427,139.71 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$2,053,860,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.92 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$7,757,222,274,662.40 |
| Exports: |
$1,248,143,081,472.00 |
| Imports: |
$1,248,143,081,472.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$2,163,186,304,427.44 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$243,358,459,248.09 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$86,176,272,400.49 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$95,751,413,778.32 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$76,601,131,022.66 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$144,994,998,007.17 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$73,865,376,343.28 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$87,544,149,740.18 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$177,824,054,159.74 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$49,243,584,228.85 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$101,222,923,137.08 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$65,658,112,305.13 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$930,170,110,903.80 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$2,053,860,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$2,163,186,304,427.44 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$4,217,046,304,427.44 |
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