The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
4,174,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
466,847,550 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
579,675,619 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
159,184,493 |
| Students and Youth: |
699,145,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
659,615,236 |
| Working Class: |
1,609,532,101 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$8,657,332,233,327.08 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$8,311,038,943,994.00 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$346,293,289,333.08 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$831,103,894,399.40 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$914,214,283,839.34 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$914,214,283,839.34 |
11% |
| Education: |
$831,103,894,399.40 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$249,331,168,319.82 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$1,246,655,841,599.10 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$1,246,655,841,599.10 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$332,441,557,759.76 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$831,103,894,399.40 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$332,441,557,759.76 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$415,551,947,199.70 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$7,333,470,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$27,697,728,087,654.40 |
| Exports: |
$4,456,586,412,032.00 |
| Imports: |
$4,456,586,412,032.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$7,723,814,522,973.27 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$868,929,133,834.49 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$307,698,667,904.97 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$341,887,408,783.30 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$273,509,927,026.64 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$517,715,219,014.71 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$263,741,715,347.11 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$312,582,773,744.73 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$634,933,759,168.98 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$175,827,810,231.41 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$361,423,832,142.34 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$234,437,080,308.55 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$3,321,240,244,878.51 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$7,333,470,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$7,723,814,522,973.27 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$15,057,284,522,973.27 |
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