The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Law & Order |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
4,433,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
495,815,802 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
615,644,950 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
169,062,018 |
| Students and Youth: |
742,527,500 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
700,544,877 |
| Working Class: |
1,709,404,853 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$9,194,526,755,342.25 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$8,826,745,685,128.56 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$367,781,070,213.69 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$882,674,568,512.86 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$970,942,025,364.14 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$970,942,025,364.14 |
11% |
| Education: |
$882,674,568,512.86 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$264,802,370,553.86 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$1,324,011,852,769.28 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$1,324,011,852,769.28 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$353,069,827,405.14 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$882,674,568,512.86 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$353,069,827,405.14 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$441,337,284,256.43 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$7,788,520,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$29,416,394,693,017.60 |
| Exports: |
$4,733,121,069,056.00 |
| Imports: |
$4,733,121,069,056.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$8,203,083,510,113.42 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$922,846,894,887.76 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$326,791,621,065.94 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$363,101,801,184.38 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$290,481,440,947.50 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$549,839,870,364.92 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$280,107,103,770.81 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$331,978,789,654.29 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$674,331,916,485.28 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$186,738,069,180.54 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$383,850,475,537.77 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$248,984,092,240.72 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$3,527,325,909,348.77 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$7,788,520,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$8,203,083,510,113.42 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$15,991,603,510,113.42 |
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