The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Law & Order |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
2,009,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
224,699,756 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
279,005,347 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
76,617,547 |
| Students and Youth: |
336,507,500 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
317,481,324 |
| Working Class: |
774,688,527 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$4,166,885,566,819.86 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$4,000,210,144,147.07 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$166,675,422,672.79 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$400,021,014,414.71 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$440,023,115,856.18 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$440,023,115,856.18 |
11% |
| Education: |
$400,021,014,414.71 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$120,006,304,324.41 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$600,031,521,622.06 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$600,031,521,622.06 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$160,008,405,765.88 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$400,021,014,414.71 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$160,008,405,765.88 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$200,010,507,207.35 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$3,529,690,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$13,331,273,456,025.60 |
| Exports: |
$2,145,012,416,512.00 |
| Imports: |
$2,145,012,416,512.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$3,717,571,463,028.20 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$418,226,789,590.67 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$148,099,334,028.93 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$164,554,815,587.70 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$131,643,852,470.16 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$249,183,006,461.37 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$126,942,286,310.51 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$150,450,117,108.75 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$305,601,800,377.15 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$84,628,190,873.67 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$173,957,947,906.99 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$112,837,587,831.56 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$1,598,555,729,102.13 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$3,529,690,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$3,717,571,463,028.20 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$7,247,261,463,028.20 |
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