The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
2,313,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
258,701,111 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
321,224,175 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
88,211,242 |
| Students and Youth: |
387,427,500 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
365,522,300 |
| Working Class: |
891,913,673 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$4,797,414,646,417.98 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$4,605,518,060,561.26 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$191,896,585,856.72 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$460,551,806,056.13 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$506,606,986,661.74 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$506,606,986,661.74 |
11% |
| Education: |
$460,551,806,056.13 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$138,165,541,816.84 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$690,827,709,084.19 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$690,827,709,084.19 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$184,220,722,422.45 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$460,551,806,056.13 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$184,220,722,422.45 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$230,275,903,028.06 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$4,063,800,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$15,348,548,816,076.80 |
| Exports: |
$2,469,593,612,288.00 |
| Imports: |
$2,469,593,612,288.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$4,280,110,768,544.18 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$481,512,461,461.22 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$170,509,581,509.19 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$189,455,090,565.76 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$151,564,072,452.61 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$286,889,137,142.44 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$146,151,069,865.02 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$173,216,082,802.98 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$351,845,168,193.56 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$97,434,046,576.68 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$200,281,095,740.95 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$129,912,062,102.24 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$1,840,447,630,474.00 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$4,063,800,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$4,280,110,768,544.18 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$8,343,910,768,544.18 |
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