The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Law & Order |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Cheese Exports |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
3,482,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
389,449,719 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
483,572,235 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
132,793,582 |
| Students and Youth: |
583,235,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
550,258,798 |
| Working Class: |
1,342,690,666 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$7,222,048,823,747.54 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$6,933,166,870,797.64 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$288,881,952,949.90 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$693,316,687,079.76 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$762,648,355,787.74 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$762,648,355,787.74 |
11% |
| Education: |
$693,316,687,079.76 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$207,995,006,123.93 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$1,039,975,030,619.65 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$1,039,975,030,619.65 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$277,326,674,831.91 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$693,316,687,079.76 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$277,326,674,831.91 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$346,658,343,539.88 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$6,117,670,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$23,105,771,982,028.80 |
| Exports: |
$3,717,736,955,904.00 |
| Imports: |
$3,717,736,955,904.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$6,443,297,321,517.48 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$724,870,948,670.72 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$256,685,863,811.16 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$285,206,515,345.73 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$228,165,212,276.59 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$431,884,151,809.25 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$220,016,454,695.28 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$260,760,242,601.81 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$529,669,242,784.93 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$146,677,636,463.52 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$301,504,030,508.35 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$195,570,181,951.36 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$2,770,617,848,252.51 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$6,117,670,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$6,443,297,321,517.48 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$12,560,967,321,517.48 |
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