The Tortured Poets Department Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Modern Idiocy |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Thriving |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Very Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Excellent |
| Income Tax Rate: |
29% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
104% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
107% |
| Major Industry: |
Tourism |
| National Animal: |
modern idiots |
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The Tortured Poets Department Demographics
| Total Population: |
4,516,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
410,420,102 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
580,452,524 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
185,331,942 |
| Students and Youth: |
814,234,800 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
651,648,775 |
| Working Class: |
1,873,911,857 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$41,489,484,202,094.10 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$40,659,694,518,052.22 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$829,789,684,041.88 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
98% |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$4,879,163,342,166.27 |
12% |
| Social Welfare: |
$4,879,163,342,166.27 |
12% |
| Healthcare: |
$3,659,372,506,624.70 |
9% |
| Education: |
$5,692,357,232,527.31 |
14% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$406,596,945,180.52 |
1% |
| Defense: |
$6,098,954,177,707.83 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$5,692,357,232,527.31 |
14% |
| Commerce: |
$4,065,969,451,805.22 |
10% |
| Public Transport: |
$2,846,178,616,263.66 |
7% |
| The Environment: |
$406,596,945,180.52 |
1% |
| Social Equality: |
$1,626,387,780,722.09 |
4% |
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The Tortured Poets Department White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$34,758,100,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$7,696.66 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$13,416.44 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
18.57% |
| Consumption: |
$71,440,779,423,252.47 |
| Exports: |
$13,408,406,671,360.00 |
| Imports: |
$13,473,962,524,672.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-65,555,853,312.00 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$44,888,895,321,990.27 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$9,024.18 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$4,713,334,008,808.98 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$1,746,130,333,574.14 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$1,889,255,770,752.35 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$2,519,007,694,336.47 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$3,606,761,016,890.85 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$916,002,797,940.53 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$1,488,504,546,653.37 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$3,835,761,716,375.98 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$515,251,573,841.55 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$2,404,507,344,593.90 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$1,660,255,071,267.22 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$19,302,224,988,455.81 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
typewriter |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 typewriter = $0.62 |
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$1 = 1.62 typewriters |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$34,758,100,000,000.00 - 44% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$44,888,895,321,990.27 - 56% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$79,646,995,321,990.27 |
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