The Tortured Poets Department Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Modern Idiocy |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Thriving |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Very Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Excellent |
| Income Tax Rate: |
29% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
104% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
107% |
| Major Industry: |
Tourism |
| National Animal: |
modern idiots |
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The Tortured Poets Department Demographics
| Total Population: |
4,244,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
385,916,842 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
545,489,705 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
174,135,724 |
| Students and Youth: |
765,193,200 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
612,558,879 |
| Working Class: |
1,760,705,651 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$38,990,558,716,609.16 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$38,210,747,542,276.98 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$779,811,174,332.19 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
98% |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$4,585,289,705,073.24 |
12% |
| Social Welfare: |
$4,585,289,705,073.24 |
12% |
| Healthcare: |
$3,438,967,278,804.93 |
9% |
| Education: |
$5,349,504,655,918.78 |
14% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$382,107,475,422.77 |
1% |
| Defense: |
$5,731,612,131,341.55 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$5,349,504,655,918.78 |
14% |
| Commerce: |
$3,821,074,754,227.70 |
10% |
| Public Transport: |
$2,674,752,327,959.39 |
7% |
| The Environment: |
$382,107,475,422.77 |
1% |
| Social Equality: |
$1,528,429,901,691.08 |
4% |
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The Tortured Poets Department White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$32,590,100,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$7,679.10 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$13,388.42 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
18.59% |
| Consumption: |
$67,137,877,426,831.36 |
| Exports: |
$12,526,304,477,184.00 |
| Imports: |
$12,662,422,372,352.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-136,117,895,168.00 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$42,185,222,169,800.89 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$9,019.12 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$4,429,448,327,829.09 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$1,640,960,320,606.70 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$1,775,465,264,918.72 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$2,367,287,019,891.63 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$3,389,524,596,663.02 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$860,831,643,596.96 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$1,398,851,420,845.06 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$3,604,732,507,562.26 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$484,217,799,523.29 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$2,259,683,064,442.01 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$1,560,257,354,019.48 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$18,139,645,533,014.38 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
typewriter |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 typewriter = $0.62 |
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$1 = 1.62 typewriters |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$32,590,100,000,000.00 - 44% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$42,185,222,169,800.89 - 56% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$74,775,322,169,800.89 |
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