The Tortured Poets Department Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Modern Idiocy |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Thriving |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Very Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Excellent |
| Income Tax Rate: |
29% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
104% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
107% |
| Major Industry: |
Tourism |
| National Animal: |
modern idiots |
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The Tortured Poets Department Demographics
| Total Population: |
3,229,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
293,479,362 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
415,031,050 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
132,511,145 |
| Students and Youth: |
582,188,700 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
465,954,831 |
| Working Class: |
1,339,834,911 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$29,665,533,801,026.03 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$29,072,223,125,005.51 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$593,310,676,020.52 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
98% |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$3,488,666,775,000.66 |
12% |
| Social Welfare: |
$3,488,666,775,000.66 |
12% |
| Healthcare: |
$2,616,500,081,250.50 |
9% |
| Education: |
$4,070,111,237,500.77 |
14% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$290,722,231,250.06 |
1% |
| Defense: |
$4,360,833,468,750.83 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$4,070,111,237,500.77 |
14% |
| Commerce: |
$2,907,222,312,500.55 |
10% |
| Public Transport: |
$2,035,055,618,750.39 |
7% |
| The Environment: |
$290,722,231,250.06 |
1% |
| Social Equality: |
$1,162,888,925,000.22 |
4% |
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The Tortured Poets Department White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$24,844,400,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$7,694.15 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$13,412.44 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
18.58% |
| Consumption: |
$51,081,108,804,075.52 |
| Exports: |
$9,579,092,721,664.00 |
| Imports: |
$9,634,062,532,608.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-54,969,810,944.00 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$32,096,158,028,351.88 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$9,023.46 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$3,370,096,592,976.95 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$1,248,506,445,134.98 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$1,350,843,038,998.51 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$1,801,124,051,998.01 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$2,578,882,165,360.78 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$654,954,200,726.55 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$1,064,300,576,180.64 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$2,742,620,715,542.42 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$368,411,737,908.68 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$1,719,254,776,907.19 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$1,187,104,488,816.87 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$13,801,347,952,191.31 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
typewriter |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 typewriter = $0.62 |
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$1 = 1.62 typewriters |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$24,844,400,000,000.00 - 44% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$32,096,158,028,351.88 - 56% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$56,940,558,028,351.88 |
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