Tongue in cheek Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Republic |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Fair |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Some |
| Political Freedoms: |
Few |
| Income Tax Rate: |
66% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
97% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
97% |
| Major Industry: |
Uranium Mining |
| National Animal: |
fear |
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Tongue in cheek Demographics
| Total Population: |
400,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
46,310,672 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
40,792,003 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
13,268,031 |
| Students and Youth: |
79,840,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
62,954,364 |
| Working Class: |
156,834,930 |
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Tongue in cheek Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$1,084,935,315,456.00 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$998,140,490,219.52 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$86,794,825,236.48 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
92% |
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Tongue in cheek Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$119,776,858,826.34 |
12% |
| Social Welfare: |
$59,888,429,413.17 |
6% |
| Healthcare: |
$109,795,453,924.15 |
11% |
| Education: |
$119,776,858,826.34 |
12% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$49,907,024,510.98 |
5% |
| Defense: |
$129,758,263,728.54 |
13% |
| Law & Order: |
$99,814,049,021.95 |
10% |
| Commerce: |
$39,925,619,608.78 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$59,888,429,413.17 |
6% |
| The Environment: |
$59,888,429,413.17 |
6% |
| Social Equality: |
$69,869,834,315.37 |
7% |
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Tongue in cheek White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$806,535,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$2,016.34 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,145.12 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.06% |
| Consumption: |
$513,221,575,311.36 |
| Exports: |
$202,419,151,360.00 |
| Imports: |
$194,773,843,968.00 |
| Trade Net: |
7,645,307,392.00 |
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Tongue in cheek Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$3,221,858,746,821.71 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$5,418.27 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$241,639,406,011.63 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$121,034,157,978.65 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$165,625,689,865.52 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$135,898,001,940.94 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$174,119,314,986.83 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$97,676,688,895.05 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$152,885,252,183.56 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$242,068,315,957.30 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$76,442,626,091.78 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$131,651,189,380.29 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$127,404,376,819.63 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$1,385,399,261,133.34 |
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Tongue in cheek Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
fear |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 fear = $0.14 |
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$1 = 7.08 fears |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$806,535,000,000.00 - 20% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$3,221,858,746,821.71 - 80% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$4,028,393,746,821.71 |
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