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| Nation | Imports | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Confederacy of Eltran Space Pirates | $59,893,673,984.00 | $-1,038,267,072.00 | $108,496,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $78,897,528,832.00 | $-4,411,589,120.00 | $116,116,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Privateers | $179,187,531,776.00 | $79,901,320.00 | $364,851,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $176,029,564,928.00 | $-1,225,690,624.00 | $382,803,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $294,362,710,016.00 | $-1,429,001,984.00 | $742,377,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $486,552,305,664.00 | $35,926,388,736.00 | $1,211,120,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $698,142,162,944.00 | $-12,246,263,808.00 | $1,253,680,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $480,206,422,016.00 | $48,509,198,336.00 | $1,423,350,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $581,535,334,400.00 | $-23,959,990,272.00 | $1,432,180,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $2,228,369,489,920.00 | $-162,492,301,312.00 | $1,856,700,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $523,825,840,128.00 | $-47,133,863,936.00 | $1,910,650,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $1,333,265,170,432.00 | $-26,159,296,512.00 | $1,938,950,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $425,894,903,808.00 | $-10,601,726,976.00 | $1,975,750,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $678,187,368,448.00 | $445,017,344.00 | $1,977,540,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $1,245,826,121,728.00 | $-11,295,694,848.00 | $2,278,340,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $1,329,896,488,960.00 | $-12,989,725,696.00 | $2,279,180,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $1,330,550,013,952.00 | $-12,530,034,688.00 | $2,356,760,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $1,318,859,571,200.00 | $-4,328,387,072.00 | $2,448,510,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $1,346,930,212,864.00 | $-12,212,406,272.00 | $2,463,230,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $1,277,743,595,520.00 | $-10,693,942,272.00 | $2,483,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $1,317,256,167,424.00 | $-11,481,427,968.00 | $2,484,770,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $1,351,888,797,696.00 | $-825,413,056.00 | $2,517,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $1,332,760,674,304.00 | $-11,154,331,648.00 | $2,590,750,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $902,432,292,864.00 | $93,134,299,136.00 | $2,622,200,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $1,355,322,228,736.00 | $-14,601,664,512.00 | $2,624,310,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $1,368,690,262,016.00 | $-11,455,124,480.00 | $2,660,590,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $1,395,564,347,392.00 | $-23,513,954,304.00 | $2,665,340,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $965,844,795,392.00 | $108,238,635,008.00 | $2,743,300,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $1,619,887,259,648.00 | $-20,849,330,176.00 | $2,771,010,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $1,507,691,593,728.00 | $-8,984,459,264.00 | $2,790,490,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $1,176,569,380,864.00 | $-6,538,130,432.00 | $2,830,880,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $1,327,509,536,768.00 | $-9,243,402,240.00 | $2,886,870,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $1,341,865,721,856.00 | $-8,876,447,744.00 | $2,995,620,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $1,342,986,780,672.00 | $-8,883,871,744.00 | $2,998,120,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $1,821,803,937,792.00 | $-18,432,092,160.00 | $3,017,600,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $1,372,587,425,792.00 | $-22,233,151,488.00 | $3,074,030,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $1,768,958,459,904.00 | $-2,328,765,952.00 | $3,088,530,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $1,609,103,310,848.00 | $-17,335,674,880.00 | $3,115,700,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $1,655,273,291,776.00 | $-14,427,545,600.00 | $3,122,380,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $1,816,954,273,792.00 | $12,284,896,256.00 | $3,124,810,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $1,712,027,992,064.00 | $-15,522,683,904.00 | $3,130,910,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $1,751,679,893,504.00 | $-1,687,920,256.00 | $3,159,890,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $1,591,847,288,832.00 | $-16,311,170,048.00 | $3,172,350,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $1,495,040,917,504.00 | $-3,624,763,648.00 | $3,185,890,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $1,788,015,542,272.00 | $-1,722,985,728.00 | $3,225,430,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $1,317,573,361,664.00 | $-6,856,243,712.00 | $3,246,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $1,293,393,068,032.00 | $-5,821,318,144.00 | $3,336,980,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $1,342,618,599,424.00 | $4,405,671,424.00 | $3,360,010,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $1,493,411,561,472.00 | $-22,039,873,536.00 | $3,365,040,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $1,808,572,088,320.00 | $-1,104,098,304.00 | $3,367,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $1,345,338,212,352.00 | $-6,530,971,136.00 | $3,392,920,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $2,233,401,606,144.00 | $13,971,092,480.00 | $3,399,160,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $1,525,480,816,640.00 | $9,949,039,616.00 | $3,457,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $1,625,233,162,240.00 | $-3,940,410,880.00 | $3,463,320,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $1,762,255,962,112.00 | $162,268,176.00 | $3,485,780,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $1,762,255,962,112.00 | $162,268,176.00 | $3,485,780,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $1,282,786,197,504.00 | $-14,889,191,424.00 | $3,554,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $1,794,855,796,736.00 | $-10,023,672,832.00 | $3,605,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $1,827,300,573,184.00 | $168,409,808.00 | $3,614,440,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $1,646,294,466,560.00 | $-24,871,997,440.00 | $3,615,130,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $1,670,599,016,448.00 | $-11,632,332,800.00 | $3,632,970,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $1,839,401,926,656.00 | $169,440,688.00 | $3,638,380,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $1,787,338,948,608.00 | $797,040,640.00 | $3,639,280,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $1,684,053,557,248.00 | $-11,726,040,064.00 | $3,662,230,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $2,260,386,447,360.00 | $-22,869,571,584.00 | $3,744,060,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $2,183,861,108,736.00 | $1,142,676,864.00 | $3,746,620,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $1,822,616,322,048.00 | $16,206,377,984.00 | $3,774,380,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $2,265,006,735,360.00 | $-41,306,099,712.00 | $3,809,180,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $1,812,513,554,432.00 | $-13,258,400,768.00 | $3,836,910,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $1,677,273,989,120.00 | $-24,165,949,440.00 | $3,875,560,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $1,726,246,551,552.00 | $3,210,045,696.00 | $3,916,900,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $2,255,748,595,712.00 | $20,516,009,984.00 | $3,942,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $1,852,516,466,688.00 | $17,133,129,728.00 | $3,944,960,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $1,556,741,357,568.00 | $-20,252,239,872.00 | $3,954,950,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $1,818,274,562,048.00 | $17,465,546,752.00 | $3,978,770,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $1,633,253,588,992.00 | $-8,498,880,000.00 | $4,024,330,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $1,776,085,762,048.00 | $3,302,588,416.00 | $4,029,980,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $2,316,078,678,016.00 | $-3,049,135,872.00 | $4,043,780,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $2,246,752,862,208.00 | $-2,165,021,696.00 | $4,052,960,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $1,838,310,227,968.00 | $2,773,989,888.00 | $4,064,050,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $1,813,532,901,376.00 | $-8,852,425,728.00 | $4,069,310,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $1,760,500,121,600.00 | $1,694,878,336.00 | $4,073,380,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $1,699,903,832,064.00 | $-9,446,291,456.00 | $4,090,040,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $1,690,209,746,944.00 | $-7,364,962,816.00 | $4,090,920,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $2,274,004,566,016.00 | $-2,191,287,808.00 | $4,102,120,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $2,211,745,103,872.00 | $-7,258,633,728.00 | $4,106,180,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $1,873,344,069,632.00 | $-28,302,231,552.00 | $4,113,720,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $2,133,315,289,088.00 | $-17,854,400,512.00 | $4,146,940,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $2,186,299,179,008.00 | $-42,280,738,816.00 | $4,158,820,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $2,251,488,755,712.00 | $-38,710,054,912.00 | $4,171,530,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $2,219,009,376,256.00 | $-19,341,019,136.00 | $4,185,760,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $1,847,068,721,152.00 | $3,434,643,712.00 | $4,191,040,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $2,292,814,446,592.00 | $-20,788,561,920.00 | $4,193,040,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $2,295,061,020,672.00 | $-20,808,701,952.00 | $4,197,150,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $1,575,152,254,976.00 | $-31,653,117,952.00 | $4,265,940,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $1,695,663,390,720.00 | $-8,231,550,976.00 | $4,276,430,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $2,370,899,542,016.00 | $-2,284,801,536.00 | $4,276,910,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $1,658,138,787,840.00 | $-7,462,938,624.00 | $4,278,030,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $1,781,278,179,328.00 | $-9,898,444,800.00 | $4,285,830,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $1,560,977,342,464.00 | $-2,876,535,040.00 | $4,287,460,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $1,586,843,615,232.00 | $-31,888,021,504.00 | $4,297,600,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $2,309,523,767,296.00 | $-1,409,905,792.00 | $4,300,140,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $2,200,714,870,784.00 | $-36,312,576,000.00 | $4,328,810,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $2,221,913,669,632.00 | $-41,807,810,560.00 | $4,351,180,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $2,243,662,970,880.00 | $-37,021,356,032.00 | $4,413,280,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $2,240,774,668,288.00 | $-4,988,422,144.00 | $4,415,380,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $2,271,419,564,032.00 | $-19,010,414,592.00 | $4,415,400,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $3,089,938,513,920.00 | $-9,494,293,504.00 | $4,501,420,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $2,208,386,252,800.00 | $-21,464,252,416.00 | $4,526,100,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $1,869,944,848,384.00 | $-25,631,408,128.00 | $4,535,560,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $3,426,919,907,328.00 | $-411,597,920.00 | $4,657,870,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $2,210,399,518,720.00 | $12,150,718,464.00 | $4,664,150,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $2,273,176,977,408.00 | $-17,427,617,792.00 | $4,680,900,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $3,093,398,290,432.00 | $-8,417,335,808.00 | $4,685,110,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $2,276,543,168,512.00 | $-17,453,600,768.00 | $4,687,840,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $2,277,603,016,704.00 | $15,573,700,608.00 | $4,697,100,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $2,262,859,251,712.00 | $1,810,375,296.00 | $4,739,120,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $2,264,371,036,160.00 | $1,811,441,280.00 | $4,742,280,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $2,279,486,783,488.00 | $1,823,779,328.00 | $4,773,940,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $2,393,674,874,880.00 | $-138,467,999,744.00 | $4,822,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $3,084,727,877,632.00 | $-7,308,239,872.00 | $4,850,260,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $2,836,446,576,640.00 | $-36,507,447,296.00 | $4,852,080,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $2,836,288,241,664.00 | $-27,703,654,400.00 | $4,860,850,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $2,361,815,203,840.00 | $-18,107,211,776.00 | $4,863,430,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $2,282,329,473,024.00 | $-35,269,185,536.00 | $4,881,080,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $3,012,420,435,968.00 | $-6,076,393,984.00 | $4,910,790,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $2,263,343,955,968.00 | $-15,759,628,288.00 | $4,921,980,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $2,238,020,845,568.00 | $-18,213,392,384.00 | $4,967,860,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $2,287,263,023,104.00 | $-15,926,118,400.00 | $4,973,990,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $2,291,748,044,800.00 | $-15,957,575,680.00 | $4,983,750,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $2,225,324,163,072.00 | $954,734,336.00 | $5,021,200,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $2,855,513,358,336.00 | $-26,891,155,456.00 | $5,057,890,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $2,769,383,587,840.00 | $-9,088,606,208.00 | $5,141,460,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $1,681,533,304,832.00 | $-16,558,271,488.00 | $5,145,820,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $3,542,750,330,880.00 | $-69,510,414,336.00 | $5,152,160,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $2,208,551,665,664.00 | $18,462,758,912.00 | $5,162,010,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $2,727,300,038,656.00 | $-91,418,591,232.00 | $5,177,090,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $2,818,250,637,312.00 | $-48,454,455,296.00 | $5,221,620,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $2,299,525,332,992.00 | $-14,400,843,776.00 | $5,266,510,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $2,809,123,045,376.00 | $-71,202,537,472.00 | $5,269,740,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $2,243,881,074,688.00 | $3,358,832,128.00 | $5,320,670,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $2,200,740,823,040.00 | $-48,162,611,200.00 | $5,378,810,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $2,996,141,293,568.00 | $29,387,419,648.00 | $5,405,590,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $3,059,665,862,656.00 | $-28,813,727,744.00 | $5,419,490,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $2,221,490,569,216.00 | $21,759,287,296.00 | $5,445,670,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $2,245,484,871,680.00 | $-30,779,006,976.00 | $5,446,440,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $4,616,970,305,536.00 | $-372,606,337,024.00 | $5,449,190,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $3,758,839,562,240.00 | $-58,417,954,816.00 | $5,454,560,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $2,251,491,377,152.00 | $4,574,305,792.00 | $5,468,160,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $2,868,906,819,584.00 | $-48,338,243,584.00 | $5,479,230,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $2,915,257,286,656.00 | $-25,409,579,008.00 | $5,499,110,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $2,880,157,777,920.00 | $-7,938,979,328.00 | $5,511,090,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $2,753,691,910,144.00 | $-10,570,988,544.00 | $5,558,840,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $2,965,273,575,424.00 | $-33,506,646,016.00 | $5,574,080,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $3,134,403,379,200.00 | $-72,794,374,144.00 | $5,593,140,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $3,054,609,629,184.00 | $14,376,458,240.00 | $5,597,430,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $2,764,399,443,968.00 | $-4,686,790,144.00 | $5,604,920,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $2,886,712,426,496.00 | $-24,159,768,576.00 | $5,611,470,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $2,853,201,510,400.00 | $-6,351,856,640.00 | $5,622,150,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $2,860,115,034,112.00 | $-47,193,321,472.00 | $5,625,840,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $2,283,644,649,472.00 | $-11,883,509,760.00 | $5,626,900,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $2,746,004,013,056.00 | $-26,689,204,224.00 | $5,627,950,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $2,287,002,976,256.00 | $-11,900,929,024.00 | $5,635,170,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $2,080,810,467,328.00 | $9,799,864,320.00 | $5,653,670,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $2,996,342,620,160.00 | $15,699,457,024.00 | $5,662,570,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $2,819,128,819,712.00 | $-45,533,388,800.00 | $5,706,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $2,794,051,600,384.00 | $-67,918,553,088.00 | $5,716,540,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $2,793,786,310,656.00 | $-21,419,276,288.00 | $5,752,940,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $2,243,415,769,088.00 | $25,212,737,536.00 | $5,756,090,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $2,886,812,827,648.00 | $-23,146,952,704.00 | $5,778,020,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $4,967,530,758,144.00 | $-38,740,832,256.00 | $5,787,100,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $2,813,982,146,560.00 | $-21,573,863,424.00 | $5,794,520,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $2,816,226,361,344.00 | $-21,591,085,056.00 | $5,799,150,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $2,254,486,896,640.00 | $-10,146,887,680.00 | $5,816,610,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $3,937,165,377,536.00 | $-43,945,426,944.00 | $5,844,190,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $2,102,724,526,080.00 | $13,808,203,776.00 | $5,866,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $2,864,472,391,680.00 | $-21,960,982,528.00 | $5,898,490,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $2,868,960,296,960.00 | $-21,995,464,704.00 | $5,907,730,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $3,046,524,059,648.00 | $-25,497,415,680.00 | $5,922,120,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $2,774,702,751,744.00 | $-1,754,228,736.00 | $5,942,990,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $2,787,171,368,960.00 | $-43,070,582,784.00 | $5,960,760,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $2,895,888,515,072.00 | $-22,202,015,744.00 | $5,963,190,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $2,776,144,281,600.00 | $-65,569,423,360.00 | $5,995,110,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $2,793,371,598,848.00 | $-93,387,956,224.00 | $6,049,840,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $2,985,278,570,496.00 | $37,817,671,680.00 | $6,064,270,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $3,076,762,894,336.00 | $283,248,544.00 | $6,085,900,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $2,769,346,363,392.00 | $-287,947,360.00 | $6,090,020,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $3,079,788,036,096.00 | $283,807,712.00 | $6,091,890,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $2,781,172,727,808.00 | $-42,017,673,216.00 | $6,107,240,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $2,793,887,498,240.00 | $-4,787,832,320.00 | $6,110,900,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $3,093,402,222,592.00 | $284,856,032.00 | $6,118,820,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $3,096,427,364,352.00 | $285,415,200.00 | $6,124,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $2,790,047,612,928.00 | $-42,151,489,536.00 | $6,126,720,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $3,182,349,778,944.00 | $-71,280,648,192.00 | $6,173,610,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $3,054,504,771,584.00 | $1,362,023,936.00 | $6,219,410,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $3,020,430,770,176.00 | $-23,156,842,496.00 | $6,219,640,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $2,272,978,534,400.00 | $10,689,715,200.00 | $6,220,650,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $3,045,194,203,136.00 | $-74,023,550,976.00 | $6,230,370,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $2,803,681,198,080.00 | $-18,546,561,024.00 | $6,259,010,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $3,111,616,249,856.00 | $26,558,947,328.00 | $6,261,340,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $2,230,479,749,120.00 | $-6,887,164,416.00 | $6,273,360,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $4,420,959,469,568.00 | $-436,473,659,392.00 | $6,286,450,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $3,087,771,631,616.00 | $1,377,035,392.00 | $6,287,140,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $3,055,908,028,416.00 | $-60,334,956,544.00 | $6,294,170,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $2,287,848,128,512.00 | $-7,866,044,928.00 | $6,301,590,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $2,901,684,781,056.00 | $-20,204,367,872.00 | $6,310,150,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $2,324,690,370,560.00 | $29,804,244,992.00 | $6,319,260,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $2,810,127,319,040.00 | $-41,471,750,144.00 | $6,331,940,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $2,840,674,959,360.00 | $-18,791,321,600.00 | $6,341,600,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $3,645,999,939,584.00 | $-53,507,207,168.00 | $6,349,840,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $3,268,463,558,656.00 | $-27,354,703,872.00 | $6,353,550,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $2,825,652,797,440.00 | $-41,700,986,880.00 | $6,366,920,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $2,860,853,231,616.00 | $-18,924,431,360.00 | $6,386,640,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $3,019,360,436,224.00 | $-22,086,508,544.00 | $6,391,680,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $2,424,809,193,472.00 | $-10,055,239,680.00 | $6,396,880,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $3,054,935,736,320.00 | $2,444,049,408.00 | $6,397,970,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $2,587,397,455,872.00 | $-101,146,329,088.00 | $6,398,710,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $2,994,286,100,480.00 | $-46,271,299,584.00 | $6,403,700,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $3,028,333,363,200.00 | $-22,152,026,112.00 | $6,410,680,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $2,881,062,174,720.00 | $-62,048,243,712.00 | $6,421,430,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $2,736,719,134,720.00 | $-16,173,693,952.00 | $6,426,170,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $3,040,297,091,072.00 | $-22,239,676,416.00 | $6,436,000,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $3,012,038,754,304.00 | $-46,545,448,960.00 | $6,441,670,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $2,763,604,623,360.00 | $-16,332,763,136.00 | $6,489,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $2,778,167,508,992.00 | $-16,418,524,160.00 | $6,523,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $2,851,523,526,656.00 | $25,601,587,200.00 | $6,538,890,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $2,858,718,068,736.00 | $-17,903,042,560.00 | $6,547,200,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $5,368,705,974,272.00 | $-144,144,351,232.00 | $6,550,600,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $5,915,891,204,096.00 | $156,977,102,848.00 | $6,556,680,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $2,874,406,862,848.00 | $-18,001,215,488.00 | $6,583,130,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $3,027,260,145,664.00 | $-21,078,808,576.00 | $6,583,230,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $2,993,689,198,592.00 | $-311,248,384.00 | $6,583,370,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $2,754,099,806,208.00 | $-18,033,076,224.00 | $6,583,850,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $3,853,597,802,496.00 | $-88,966,365,184.00 | $6,586,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $2,878,889,263,104.00 | $-18,029,352,960.00 | $6,593,400,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $2,994,269,323,264.00 | $44,382,597,120.00 | $6,595,300,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $3,830,219,276,288.00 | $-5,042,510,848.00 | $6,687,410,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $3,782,979,354,624.00 | $15,789,972,480.00 | $6,715,320,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $3,055,794,257,920.00 | $4,610,949,120.00 | $6,755,600,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $3,303,175,356,416.00 | $-25,324,488,704.00 | $6,801,870,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $4,989,972,381,696.00 | $-4,028,775,168.00 | $6,801,980,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $2,762,762,092,544.00 | $-14,376,457,216.00 | $6,807,440,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $2,844,371,189,760.00 | $-15,805,737,984.00 | $6,843,680,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $4,795,607,810,048.00 | $23,946,567,680.00 | $6,850,050,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $2,806,129,360,896.00 | $8,209,453,568.00 | $6,858,540,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $2,817,614,413,824.00 | $-14,662,164,480.00 | $6,942,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $2,839,199,612,928.00 | $-17,093,724,160.00 | $6,949,240,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $4,850,633,408,512.00 | $-113,543,151,616.00 | $6,955,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $5,451,882,168,320.00 | $36,553,117,696.00 | $6,965,980,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $3,042,127,118,336.00 | $-19,051,563,008.00 | $6,967,250,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $4,752,062,021,632.00 | $-53,041,414,144.00 | $7,053,790,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $5,300,674,363,392.00 | $40,198,524,928.00 | $7,064,770,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $3,827,513,688,064.00 | $-2,336,922,624.00 | $7,126,510,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $5,350,202,802,176.00 | $40,574,164,992.00 | $7,130,790,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $5,470,214,422,528.00 | $-5,460,284,416.00 | $7,135,800,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $5,643,239,948,288.00 | $156,105,326,592.00 | $7,187,130,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $3,027,468,812,288.00 | $7,780,276,224.00 | $7,222,690,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $5,681,090,920,448.00 | $-147,656,753,152.00 | $7,234,480,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $3,741,082,976,256.00 | $-40,304,369,664.00 | $7,243,850,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $2,877,591,126,016.00 | $-13,969,142,784.00 | $7,257,230,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $3,745,652,670,464.00 | $-31,348,848,640.00 | $7,281,160,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $1,810,300,010,496.00 | $171,083,022,336.00 | $7,306,400,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $4,826,611,056,640.00 | $-13,133,800,448.00 | $7,310,150,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $5,744,929,800,192.00 | $158,918,033,408.00 | $7,316,640,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $5,279,153,913,856.00 | $44,706,500,608.00 | $7,327,460,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $5,300,937,031,680.00 | $128,199,770,112.00 | $7,414,460,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $2,798,148,648,960.00 | $-34,435,461,120.00 | $7,431,130,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $3,874,574,303,232.00 | $-996,666,880.00 | $7,439,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $2,884,400,840,704.00 | $-12,982,149,120.00 | $7,441,800,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $5,268,206,256,128.00 | $4,001,702,144.00 | $7,449,320,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $4,527,552,462,848.00 | $164,953,784,320.00 | $7,458,620,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $3,052,042,977,280.00 | $8,928,622,592.00 | $7,459,580,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $5,357,349,371,904.00 | $-84,192,583,680.00 | $7,463,310,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $5,309,355,524,096.00 | $4,032,494,848.00 | $7,507,510,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $4,620,646,612,992.00 | $-85,870,157,824.00 | $7,507,730,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $3,062,770,434,048.00 | $-15,937,688,576.00 | $7,546,660,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $5,092,403,052,544.00 | $-114,822,823,936.00 | $7,574,990,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $4,927,859,982,336.00 | $-106,846,846,976.00 | $7,595,150,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $5,333,601,222,656.00 | $-61,393,264,640.00 | $7,611,590,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $2,828,683,444,224.00 | $-10,727,933,952.00 | $7,626,740,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $5,149,380,050,944.00 | $-57,475,686,400.00 | $7,643,550,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $3,377,343,234,048.00 | $-44,290,027,520.00 | $7,652,070,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $3,063,025,500,160.00 | $10,050,860,032.00 | $7,665,460,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $2,848,808,501,248.00 | $-10,804,472,832.00 | $7,681,000,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $5,303,911,841,792.00 | $-82,430,435,328.00 | $7,696,670,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $3,783,351,861,248.00 | $1,687,330,560.00 | $7,703,440,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $5,789,275,652,096.00 | $-213,818,261,504.00 | $7,749,880,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $5,489,522,376,704.00 | $4,169,237,504.00 | $7,762,270,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $5,351,839,105,024.00 | $-83,175,997,440.00 | $7,766,210,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $5,523,998,507,008.00 | $4,195,546,880.00 | $7,811,020,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $5,416,101,085,184.00 | $50,666,459,136.00 | $7,817,000,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $5,634,546,204,672.00 | $47,716,216,832.00 | $7,820,750,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $5,187,742,728,192.00 | $-79,723,282,432.00 | $7,829,250,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $3,741,200,416,768.00 | $2,993,070,592.00 | $7,835,210,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $3,315,678,052,352.00 | $-46,610,468,864.00 | $7,851,690,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $3,382,336,815,104.00 | $24,398,624,768.00 | $7,858,510,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $3,713,260,060,672.00 | $-27,162,380,288.00 | $7,860,600,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $4,599,909,974,016.00 | $-59,205,120,000.00 | $7,868,690,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $3,757,827,948,544.00 | $3,006,194,944.00 | $7,870,040,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $5,251,919,773,696.00 | $53,793,705,984.00 | $7,870,930,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $5,707,681,759,232.00 | $-138,527,932,416.00 | $7,878,230,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $3,830,243,393,536.00 | $26,190,374,912.00 | $7,899,100,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $3,710,478,712,832.00 | $-8,995,889,152.00 | $7,906,920,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $5,520,836,001,792.00 | $-129,230,970,880.00 | $7,916,080,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $3,890,713,198,592.00 | $1,735,161,088.00 | $7,922,050,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $3,094,183,936,000.00 | $11,241,676,800.00 | $7,924,380,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $5,554,286,624,768.00 | $-63,934,099,456.00 | $7,926,530,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $3,859,688,456,192.00 | $-29,590,837,248.00 | $7,947,830,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $5,215,639,568,384.00 | $13,161,895,936.00 | $7,948,280,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $5,365,485,273,088.00 | $-59,888,091,136.00 | $7,964,330,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $5,204,824,555,520.00 | $191,001,296,896.00 | $7,967,360,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $5,145,225,592,832.00 | $57,276,903,424.00 | $7,996,520,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $5,301,834,088,448.00 | $-81,475,960,832.00 | $8,001,440,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $3,780,556,357,632.00 | $-27,654,510,592.00 | $8,003,060,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $3,059,924,074,496.00 | $12,207,366,144.00 | $8,015,750,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $5,633,791,754,240.00 | $-131,875,422,208.00 | $8,078,040,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $3,113,112,829,952.00 | $-39,406,055,424.00 | $8,088,210,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $5,104,012,886,016.00 | $-204,844,253,184.00 | $8,105,780,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $5,698,792,456,192.00 | $-41,774,497,792.00 | $8,107,140,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $4,666,308,952,064.00 | $-83,476,045,824.00 | $8,113,430,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $4,591,989,555,200.00 | $-56,693,948,416.00 | $8,113,820,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $3,662,169,243,648.00 | $-85,224,914,944.00 | $8,116,640,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $5,598,320,001,024.00 | $-87,005,904,896.00 | $8,123,890,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $2,947,566,010,368.00 | $39,175,413,760.00 | $8,128,620,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $5,492,565,344,256.00 | $-39,300,648,960.00 | $8,135,230,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $5,543,584,333,824.00 | $9,095,448,576.00 | $8,143,110,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $3,848,226,471,936.00 | $-28,149,479,424.00 | $8,146,310,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $5,681,287,528,448.00 | $53,147,336,704.00 | $8,199,750,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $5,553,670,586,368.00 | $-39,737,556,992.00 | $8,225,740,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $3,826,006,622,208.00 | $4,416,685,568.00 | $8,235,510,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $5,362,490,540,032.00 | $-37,430,243,328.00 | $8,256,540,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $6,262,682,550,272.00 | $65,578,061,824.00 | $8,270,070,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $5,799,742,537,728.00 | $-66,759,159,808.00 | $8,276,820,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $5,433,235,341,312.00 | $13,711,248,384.00 | $8,279,890,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $5,265,290,166,272.00 | $17,921,357,824.00 | $8,314,030,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $5,175,296,131,072.00 | $62,201,393,152.00 | $8,330,850,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $4,656,874,913,792.00 | $-81,687,470,080.00 | $8,362,520,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $3,847,983,726,592.00 | $-26,793,238,528.00 | $8,368,010,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $5,340,822,241,280.00 | $-81,145,937,920.00 | $8,370,440,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $5,207,802,511,360.00 | $62,592,208,896.00 | $8,383,180,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $4,648,689,205,248.00 | $-4,479,829,504.00 | $8,385,850,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $5,812,757,463,040.00 | $54,377,156,608.00 | $8,389,490,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $4,518,781,648,896.00 | $-2,758,777,600.00 | $8,413,590,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $4,517,418,500,096.00 | $-189,989,355,520.00 | $8,420,560,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $4,411,138,506,752.00 | $-74,323,066,880.00 | $8,424,690,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $6,062,328,512,512.00 | $-188,354,117,632.00 | $8,431,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $5,566,979,637,248.00 | $-15,148,046,336.00 | $8,431,480,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $5,485,832,437,760.00 | $-38,290,939,904.00 | $8,446,450,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $5,856,580,599,808.00 | $54,786,899,968.00 | $8,452,740,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $4,781,664,370,688.00 | $-45,030,359,040.00 | $8,469,620,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $3,997,077,602,304.00 | $29,470,840,832.00 | $8,473,470,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $5,190,814,007,296.00 | $22,266,560,512.00 | $8,482,970,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $5,776,928,145,408.00 | $9,478,436,864.00 | $8,485,880,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $5,205,223,538,688.00 | $22,328,283,136.00 | $8,506,520,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $5,591,991,844,864.00 | $14,111,141,888.00 | $8,521,820,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $4,748,033,392,640.00 | $-83,286,261,760.00 | $8,526,210,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $5,497,438,601,216.00 | $61,198,090,240.00 | $8,543,910,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $5,312,132,677,632.00 | $345,375,080,448.00 | $8,552,470,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $4,562,829,180,928.00 | $-51,558,588,416.00 | $8,577,140,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $5,287,415,119,872.00 | $-79,414,198,272.00 | $8,593,910,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $3,934,619,697,152.00 | $-19,898,062,848.00 | $8,597,390,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $3,797,079,293,952.00 | $64,429,645,824.00 | $8,625,630,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $2,890,052,927,488.00 | $-5,843,988,480.00 | $8,633,790,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $5,366,973,726,720.00 | $64,505,249,792.00 | $8,639,400,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $4,598,946,856,960.00 | $-51,966,951,424.00 | $8,645,030,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $3,822,511,194,112.00 | $7,107,813,376.00 | $8,673,370,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $5,136,395,534,336.00 | $26,591,414,272.00 | $8,678,080,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $3,867,236,106,240.00 | $38,528,356,352.00 | $8,689,490,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $5,322,718,052,352.00 | $22,832,472,064.00 | $8,698,540,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $4,183,043,342,336.00 | $-4,869,347,328.00 | $8,720,230,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $5,457,203,691,520.00 | $-37,134,766,080.00 | $8,722,000,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $4,546,999,353,344.00 | $-189,683,056,640.00 | $8,728,880,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $2,942,078,025,728.00 | $48,013,950,976.00 | $8,734,410,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $5,573,527,994,368.00 | $-84,681,752,576.00 | $8,735,150,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $5,372,124,856,320.00 | $-10,836,662,272.00 | $8,757,530,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $5,917,996,744,704.00 | $-42,344,427,520.00 | $8,765,350,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $5,273,769,476,096.00 | $68,092,506,112.00 | $8,783,020,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $5,769,621,143,552.00 | $14,559,564,800.00 | $8,792,510,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $5,795,155,017,728.00 | $14,624,076,800.00 | $8,831,430,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $5,234,512,887,808.00 | $220,879,831,040.00 | $8,832,000,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $5,406,959,599,616.00 | $23,193,692,160.00 | $8,836,210,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $6,091,282,841,600.00 | $-94,667,907,072.00 | $8,839,240,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $5,640,830,320,640.00 | $-85,704,368,128.00 | $8,840,630,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $4,573,528,850,432.00 | $-49,273,155,584.00 | $8,855,710,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $3,686,484,410,368.00 | $-20,485,568,512.00 | $8,869,840,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $4,649,017,933,824.00 | $40,624,762,880.00 | $8,887,490,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $7,129,702,334,464.00 | $-129,863,598,080.00 | $8,898,950,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $4,101,361,106,944.00 | $-89,022,808,064.00 | $8,904,200,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $5,730,751,479,808.00 | $63,795,392,512.00 | $8,906,520,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $3,793,094,705,152.00 | $-22,416,619,520.00 | $8,906,680,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $5,491,567,099,904.00 | $-82,481,053,696.00 | $8,925,730,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $6,029,831,045,120.00 | $-43,144,474,624.00 | $8,930,990,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $5,390,558,298,112.00 | $-35,736,375,296.00 | $8,931,310,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $5,287,009,845,248.00 | $27,371,177,984.00 | $8,932,550,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $4,623,791,816,704.00 | $-115,599,482,880.00 | $8,935,820,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $4,353,369,571,328.00 | $-33,375,664,128.00 | $8,964,420,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $5,933,183,270,912.00 | $-16,144,574,464.00 | $8,986,110,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $6,935,931,781,120.00 | $-120,337,350,656.00 | $9,030,000,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $3,947,967,021,056.00 | $-24,724,613,120.00 | $9,041,860,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $5,978,674,167,808.00 | $-16,268,129,280.00 | $9,055,010,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $5,695,748,440,064.00 | $-59,594,760,192.00 | $9,107,560,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $7,629,541,212,160.00 | $-145,523,785,728.00 | $9,113,420,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $5,682,358,124,544.00 | $54,400,458,752.00 | $9,116,290,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $5,931,938,086,912.00 | $-41,404,674,048.00 | $9,133,310,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $4,262,067,175,424.00 | $60,121,292,800.00 | $9,144,210,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $5,943,465,607,168.00 | $-41,485,246,464.00 | $9,151,060,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $6,867,487,031,296.00 | $-223,469,387,776.00 | $9,164,030,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $4,627,600,244,736.00 | $8,532,022,272.00 | $9,203,850,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $5,931,535,433,728.00 | $66,030,014,464.00 | $9,218,570,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $5,285,657,706,496.00 | $32,062,965,760.00 | $9,223,070,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $5,591,791,042,560.00 | $-130,061,770,752.00 | $9,235,240,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $5,819,105,017,856.00 | $-233,543,696,384.00 | $9,241,430,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $5,663,008,751,616.00 | $24,291,938,304.00 | $9,254,650,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $5,677,418,283,008.00 | $24,353,660,928.00 | $9,278,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $4,839,610,253,312.00 | $205,523,927,040.00 | $9,285,060,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $7,012,005,445,632.00 | $206,555,430,912.00 | $9,288,540,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $5,585,111,089,152.00 | $72,112,070,656.00 | $9,301,530,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $6,879,724,437,504.00 | $263,460,896,768.00 | $9,304,860,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $9,232,773,545,984.00 | $-432,884,023,296.00 | $9,318,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $7,469,612,924,928.00 | $-434,143,428,608.00 | $9,325,400,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $4,944,740,483,072.00 | $81,555,677,184.00 | $9,341,160,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $5,721,755,746,304.00 | $24,543,733,760.00 | $9,350,650,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $7,187,380,830,208.00 | $-124,699,320,320.00 | $9,357,370,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $5,553,052,450,816.00 | $-9,268,335,616.00 | $9,373,800,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $3,994,735,869,952.00 | $-23,608,383,488.00 | $9,380,160,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $4,917,808,332,800.00 | $-82,860,146,688.00 | $9,392,360,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $5,896,544,452,608.00 | $-159,612,534,784.00 | $9,395,370,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $5,219,074,703,360.00 | $36,306,968,576.00 | $9,396,520,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $4,548,258,693,120.00 | $-147,765,985,280.00 | $9,400,830,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $5,648,947,347,456.00 | $72,936,292,352.00 | $9,407,840,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $3,517,910,351,872.00 | $-41,840,148,480.00 | $9,408,690,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $5,100,010,995,712.00 | $-73,067,929,600.00 | $9,475,430,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $4,741,017,894,912.00 | $-38,014,087,168.00 | $9,489,250,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $5,850,828,111,872.00 | $-87,876,231,168.00 | $9,509,650,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $4,705,580,220,416.00 | $-76,002,566,144.00 | $9,524,910,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $3,866,523,598,848.00 | $-20,120,240,128.00 | $9,527,110,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $7,160,619,073,536.00 | $54,304,141,312.00 | $9,543,720,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $5,853,659,791,360.00 | $25,109,645,312.00 | $9,566,210,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $3,894,880,239,616.00 | $7,210,777,088.00 | $9,619,500,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $5,815,764,779,008.00 | $-38,555,230,208.00 | $9,635,810,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $6,430,738,874,368.00 | $65,867,898,880.00 | $9,637,600,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $4,696,702,451,712.00 | $-36,008,136,704.00 | $9,671,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $5,201,726,013,440.00 | $-3,175,966,720.00 | $9,685,170,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $6,315,843,256,320.00 | $-68,289,994,752.00 | $9,736,920,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $4,669,760,864,256.00 | $-68,614,959,104.00 | $9,757,200,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $7,197,024,583,680.00 | $-118,632,800,256.00 | $9,757,540,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $5,890,665,611,264.00 | $-39,051,722,752.00 | $9,759,910,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $5,778,721,734,656.00 | $29,916,745,728.00 | $9,763,310,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $4,749,436,387,328.00 | $-36,412,514,304.00 | $9,779,990,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $5,615,388,721,152.00 | $34,063,169,536.00 | $9,798,430,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $4,712,692,187,136.00 | $-69,245,739,008.00 | $9,846,900,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $4,994,176,122,880.00 | $-73,443,737,600.00 | $9,862,380,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $5,393,295,081,472.00 | $25,383,303,168.00 | $9,882,960,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $6,094,897,807,360.00 | $-91,542,626,304.00 | $9,906,350,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $6,996,102,742,016.00 | $119,211,368,448.00 | $9,912,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $4,890,706,313,216.00 | $-65,646,796,800.00 | $9,914,940,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $4,332,341,690,368.00 | $-27,131,588,608.00 | $9,922,180,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $7,116,799,606,784.00 | $-24,368,216,064.00 | $9,957,010,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $4,650,993,451,008.00 | $-2,940,375,296.00 | $9,961,730,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $7,187,326,828,544.00 | $60,865,957,888.00 | $9,976,010,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $5,566,083,629,056.00 | $-80,715,694,080.00 | $10,017,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $3,741,425,598,464.00 | $16,260,396,032.00 | $10,020,200,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $7,080,940,929,024.00 | $120,656,674,816.00 | $10,033,000,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $6,951,786,774,528.00 | $65,032,564,736.00 | $10,033,400,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $5,003,410,407,424.00 | $-27,942,553,600.00 | $10,050,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $5,868,746,702,848.00 | $39,680,360,448.00 | $10,093,100,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $4,767,942,705,152.00 | $-34,877,583,360.00 | $10,093,300,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $3,749,217,042,432.00 | $-14,219,471,872.00 | $10,108,700,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $7,147,599,429,632.00 | $121,792,552,960.00 | $10,127,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $7,158,204,203,008.00 | $121,973,284,864.00 | $10,142,500,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $5,835,044,421,632.00 | $-85,632,851,968.00 | $10,162,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $5,934,508,670,976.00 | $-57,965,666,304.00 | $10,170,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $7,215,772,598,272.00 | $122,954,145,792.00 | $10,224,000,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $5,756,368,715,776.00 | $84,626,284,544.00 | $10,229,500,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $7,092,620,492,800.00 | $66,350,039,040.00 | $10,236,700,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $7,388,265,971,712.00 | $62,567,424,000.00 | $10,254,900,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $4,381,215,031,296.00 | $-25,892,579,328.00 | $10,287,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $7,981,893,156,864.00 | $-199,904,444,416.00 | $10,290,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $4,733,737,631,744.00 | $-32,960,815,104.00 | $10,294,200,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $7,279,401,238,528.00 | $124,037,988,352.00 | $10,314,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $5,154,374,418,432.00 | $94,303,911,936.00 | $10,316,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $7,282,431,098,880.00 | $124,090,023,936.00 | $10,318,500,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $5,931,971,641,344.00 | $-87,054,942,208.00 | $10,331,100,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $3,881,559,392,256.00 | $16,869,640,192.00 | $10,395,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $7,964,502,523,904.00 | $121,559,212,032.00 | $10,399,000,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $9,938,673,860,608.00 | $-86,422,462,464.00 | $10,408,400,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $7,166,572,363,776.00 | $294,954,827,776.00 | $10,412,800,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $5,369,774,997,504.00 | $-43,784,876,032.00 | $10,421,800,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $10,155,200,610,304.00 | $197,027,528,704.00 | $10,423,000,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $5,444,444,618,752.00 | $-77,053,583,360.00 | $10,432,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $4,690,653,741,056.00 | $102,800,719,872.00 | $10,449,100,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $5,618,681,249,792.00 | $-3,430,430,720.00 | $10,461,500,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $4,568,794,005,504.00 | $-28,612,493,312.00 | $10,463,700,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $7,106,515,697,664.00 | $127,438,430,208.00 | $10,465,500,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $4,572,155,740,160.00 | $-28,633,460,736.00 | $10,471,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $5,907,292,880,896.00 | $86,845,693,952.00 | $10,497,700,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $7,211,758,125,056.00 | $302,402,797,568.00 | $10,501,100,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $7,566,712,111,104.00 | $64,078,778,368.00 | $10,502,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $4,704,937,967,616.00 | $-31,123,521,536.00 | $10,503,400,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $4,669,868,343,296.00 | $-68,918,132,736.00 | $10,522,400,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $5,113,339,445,248.00 | $-39,202,373,632.00 | $10,529,300,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $6,020,404,346,880.00 | $-12,906,613,760.00 | $10,533,900,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $4,792,609,931,264.00 | $-63,666,671,616.00 | $10,579,200,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $3,765,145,174,016.00 | $-11,625,773,056.00 | $10,589,700,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $7,339,828,051,968.00 | $68,662,861,824.00 | $10,593,500,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $5,779,207,225,344.00 | $90,147,676,160.00 | $10,593,600,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $7,224,579,063,808.00 | $129,555,464,192.00 | $10,639,400,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $4,647,237,976,064.00 | $-29,103,919,104.00 | $10,643,400,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $7,375,785,820,160.00 | $68,998,971,392.00 | $10,645,400,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $6,049,600,897,024.00 | $-391,605,026,816.00 | $10,661,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $7,598,383,824,896.00 | $-118,654,328,832.00 | $10,711,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $5,857,292,582,912.00 | $-53,106,966,528.00 | $10,711,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $7,274,529,030,144.00 | $130,451,144,704.00 | $10,713,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $5,356,047,564,800.00 | $97,994,309,632.00 | $10,720,400,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $5,308,462,137,344.00 | $55,901,241,344.00 | $10,741,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $3,937,104,560,128.00 | $-79,311,003,648.00 | $10,747,000,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $5,364,991,393,792.00 | $-29,961,912,320.00 | $10,777,200,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $3,800,233,148,416.00 | $51,454,775,296.00 | $10,779,700,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $7,022,353,317,888.00 | $-192,476,053,504.00 | $10,793,200,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $7,627,842,519,040.00 | $129,975,812,096.00 | $10,807,900,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $6,876,335,439,872.00 | $-89,441,976,320.00 | $10,810,700,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $7,794,643,173,376.00 | $66,008,731,648.00 | $10,819,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $4,775,584,727,040.00 | $-62,626,271,232.00 | $10,820,100,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $5,034,855,628,800.00 | $5,811,705,344.00 | $10,837,600,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $4,651,580,129,280.00 | $-105,016,770,560.00 | $10,838,900,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $7,659,656,839,168.00 | $130,518,016,000.00 | $10,853,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $5,849,567,723,520.00 | $45,887,660,032.00 | $10,856,800,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $4,061,624,008,704.00 | $17,652,086,784.00 | $10,877,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $6,149,298,978,816.00 | $-57,909,682,176.00 | $10,892,100,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $7,398,647,398,400.00 | $132,676,403,200.00 | $10,895,800,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $7,135,059,509,248.00 | $134,332,473,344.00 | $10,906,200,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $7,868,121,088,000.00 | $66,630,995,968.00 | $10,921,000,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $5,973,000,323,072.00 | $-54,155,653,120.00 | $10,923,300,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $7,232,437,616,640.00 | $8,771,705,856.00 | $10,930,000,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $7,381,835,579,392.00 | $-52,818,587,648.00 | $10,933,500,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $7,515,056,635,904.00 | $315,120,189,440.00 | $10,942,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $7,520,822,231,040.00 | $-23,109,062,656.00 | $10,956,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $7,398,744,915,968.00 | $-52,939,100,160.00 | $10,958,500,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $7,600,520,298,496.00 | $71,101,202,432.00 | $10,969,800,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $5,490,780,667,904.00 | $-44,025,856,000.00 | $10,989,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $7,139,228,647,424.00 | $-49,831,624,704.00 | $10,992,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $6,003,844,186,112.00 | $-36,667,699,200.00 | $11,003,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $5,941,273,559,040.00 | $-85,120,696,320.00 | $11,038,400,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $7,151,577,726,976.00 | $40,775,319,552.00 | $11,048,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $5,377,757,806,592.00 | $-41,229,312,000.00 | $11,073,800,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $7,673,933,201,408.00 | $71,788,478,464.00 | $11,075,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $7,787,503,943,680.00 | $-57,084,936,192.00 | $11,078,600,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $5,864,484,241,408.00 | $96,725,270,528.00 | $11,078,700,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $4,954,791,084,032.00 | $317,880,958,976.00 | $11,080,500,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $4,202,033,315,840.00 | $-17,425,199,104.00 | $11,085,400,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $3,806,045,405,184.00 | $21,963,325,440.00 | $11,086,500,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $5,519,296,692,224.00 | $-30,823,385,088.00 | $11,087,100,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $7,000,356,814,848.00 | $138,068,688,896.00 | $11,092,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $7,266,630,107,136.00 | $136,809,119,744.00 | $11,107,300,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $7,355,126,251,520.00 | $8,920,993,792.00 | $11,115,400,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $7,601,826,824,192.00 | $-112,099,631,104.00 | $11,127,400,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $7,162,411,089,920.00 | $79,732,531,200.00 | $11,131,500,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $6,943,736,856,576.00 | $83,456,475,136.00 | $11,177,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $3,917,300,367,360.00 | $21,204,455,424.00 | $11,180,500,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $4,813,456,146,432.00 | $-62,281,547,776.00 | $11,186,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $7,895,991,189,504.00 | $134,545,031,168.00 | $11,187,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $7,985,240,211,456.00 | $-59,846,750,208.00 | $11,204,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $8,198,270,484,480.00 | $-97,227,014,144.00 | $11,230,600,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $7,926,290,841,600.00 | $135,060,955,136.00 | $11,230,800,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $7,630,233,272,320.00 | $136,829,616,128.00 | $11,236,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $5,442,333,835,264.00 | $-29,437,353,984.00 | $11,252,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $8,090,814,513,152.00 | $-161,547,993,088.00 | $11,307,000,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $7,948,942,704,640.00 | $-58,268,622,848.00 | $11,308,200,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $7,207,871,578,112.00 | $10,014,435,328.00 | $11,318,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $7,888,180,346,880.00 | $73,792,143,360.00 | $11,384,900,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $5,507,959,488,512.00 | $-29,791,959,040.00 | $11,387,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $6,856,016,658,432.00 | $-462,327,873,536.00 | $11,407,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $5,953,899,462,656.00 | $-84,263,321,600.00 | $11,408,400,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $5,451,100,979,200.00 | $109,593,288,704.00 | $11,525,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $5,768,308,326,400.00 | $105,536,905,216.00 | $11,545,600,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $7,040,808,779,776.00 | $145,157,947,392.00 | $11,550,700,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $7,420,598,288,384.00 | $10,310,153,216.00 | $11,652,500,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $5,848,903,974,912.00 | $107,010,629,632.00 | $11,706,900,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $5,026,601,762,816.00 | $-113,483,530,240.00 | $11,712,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $4,990,619,353,088.00 | $-29,493,594,112.00 | $11,718,600,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $5,451,908,382,720.00 | $6,293,378,048.00 | $11,735,300,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $3,807,997,591,552.00 | $26,065,895,424.00 | $11,764,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $6,037,420,113,920.00 | $-34,752,098,304.00 | $11,773,500,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $7,176,702,656,512.00 | $147,959,316,480.00 | $11,773,700,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $3,944,938,995,712.00 | $-7,977,076,224.00 | $11,785,200,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $7,017,315,958,784.00 | $-78,999,347,200.00 | $11,795,600,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $7,970,598,944,768.00 | $-57,030,959,104.00 | $11,805,500,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $5,990,445,481,984.00 | $-83,761,766,400.00 | $11,827,100,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $7,966,366,367,744.00 | $42,598,838,272.00 | $11,842,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $6,984,827,404,288.00 | $150,284,173,312.00 | $11,851,200,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $8,055,565,058,048.00 | $144,456,826,880.00 | $11,863,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $7,767,203,512,320.00 | $146,233,638,912.00 | $11,872,400,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $7,146,538,795,008.00 | $45,814,251,520.00 | $11,873,700,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $7,870,730,469,376.00 | $9,546,697,728.00 | $11,894,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $8,082,810,208,256.00 | $144,945,905,664.00 | $11,903,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $6,397,350,641,664.00 | $-3,905,647,872.00 | $11,911,300,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $7,174,095,896,576.00 | $45,990,830,080.00 | $11,919,400,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $7,033,102,270,464.00 | $151,323,508,736.00 | $11,933,100,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $7,595,665,915,904.00 | $-98,798,706,688.00 | $11,941,600,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $7,211,993,530,368.00 | $-47,810,842,624.00 | $11,949,100,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $9,845,778,415,616.00 | $105,521,840,128.00 | $11,958,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $4,774,776,799,232.00 | $-98,707,963,904.00 | $12,024,000,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $5,130,647,764,992.00 | $-30,321,313,792.00 | $12,047,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $8,150,456,467,456.00 | $-58,318,172,160.00 | $12,071,900,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $7,120,601,219,072.00 | $153,206,161,408.00 | $12,081,500,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $7,226,959,855,616.00 | $-97,110,196,224.00 | $12,085,000,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $6,587,830,239,232.00 | $-56,827,256,832.00 | $12,153,200,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $7,954,729,271,296.00 | $149,764,554,752.00 | $12,159,100,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $5,926,838,861,824.00 | $113,793,130,496.00 | $12,197,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $3,887,026,667,520.00 | $27,983,753,216.00 | $12,237,300,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $3,911,153,090,560.00 | $59,989,491,712.00 | $12,253,600,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $6,271,565,037,568.00 | $175,880,732,672.00 | $12,271,200,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $7,562,916,790,272.00 | $-91,762,581,504.00 | $12,301,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $7,532,778,618,880.00 | $-276,596,523,008.00 | $12,352,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $7,588,510,433,280.00 | $11,883,108,352.00 | $12,364,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $7,324,849,668,096.00 | $12,764,418,048.00 | $12,367,600,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $8,365,670,400,000.00 | $-59,858,296,832.00 | $12,390,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $8,052,189,167,616.00 | $-56,204,029,952.00 | $12,397,800,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $7,447,815,651,328.00 | $367,014,346,752.00 | $12,404,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $6,276,051,369,984.00 | $578,029,120.00 | $12,414,200,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $7,106,791,473,152.00 | $159,310,626,816.00 | $12,457,900,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $6,211,006,103,552.00 | $53,013,925,888.00 | $12,498,100,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $7,159,545,856,000.00 | $160,493,273,088.00 | $12,550,400,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $7,382,619,914,240.00 | $-47,679,000,576.00 | $12,664,500,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $5,447,148,896,256.00 | $12,063,202,304.00 | $12,677,400,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $8,094,492,393,472.00 | $11,246,599,168.00 | $12,710,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $7,251,489,718,272.00 | $162,553,856,000.00 | $12,711,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $5,907,871,170,560.00 | $6,819,763,200.00 | $12,716,700,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $6,856,631,123,968.00 | $-425,214,312,448.00 | $12,762,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $6,718,771,167,232.00 | $-52,032,946,176.00 | $12,763,100,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $8,496,599,793,664.00 | $10,305,262,592.00 | $12,840,500,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $8,110,924,627,968.00 | $159,972,966,400.00 | $12,851,700,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $10,119,236,550,656.00 | $415,985,139,712.00 | $12,909,100,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $9,935,366,651,904.00 | $-409,737,756,672.00 | $13,108,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $8,280,154,308,608.00 | $163,310,272,512.00 | $13,119,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $8,219,805,089,792.00 | $-55,933,390,848.00 | $13,137,300,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $9,608,754,102,272.00 | $-388,103,995,392.00 | $13,183,600,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $9,200,273,981,440.00 | $232,162,312,192.00 | $13,264,500,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $8,152,059,740,160.00 | $12,765,266,944.00 | $13,282,600,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $4,653,100,040,192.00 | $148,939,210,752.00 | $13,297,400,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $7,133,377,069,056.00 | $172,792,430,592.00 | $13,309,300,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $7,076,671,127,552.00 | $116,718,534,656.00 | $13,368,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $6,349,292,830,720.00 | $-138,916,298,752.00 | $13,417,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $7,914,125,787,136.00 | $170,279,256,064.00 | $13,427,900,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $3,916,972,163,072.00 | $-94,708,432,896.00 | $13,431,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $6,875,363,934,208.00 | $-47,172,431,872.00 | $13,438,100,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $7,436,349,472,768.00 | $173,408,845,824.00 | $13,454,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $7,223,654,219,776.00 | $174,978,777,088.00 | $13,477,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $7,791,093,219,328.00 | $174,650,556,416.00 | $13,657,500,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $5,544,554,790,912.00 | $-28,852,131,840.00 | $13,661,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $7,940,042,915,840.00 | $109,617,594,368.00 | $13,666,400,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $7,892,080,525,312.00 | $176,913,940,480.00 | $13,834,500,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $11,085,152,256,000.00 | $-201,910,386,688.00 | $13,836,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $5,578,597,335,040.00 | $18,305,261,568.00 | $13,960,900,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $8,307,394,740,224.00 | $14,476,529,664.00 | $14,026,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $7,322,596,802,560.00 | $17,905,719,296.00 | $14,095,800,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $6,925,191,217,152.00 | $186,567,426,048.00 | $14,097,800,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $9,410,344,648,704.00 | $96,386,965,504.00 | $14,103,100,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $5,894,180,962,304.00 | $145,299,243,008.00 | $14,135,900,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $5,937,629,233,152.00 | $53,907,181,568.00 | $14,216,400,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $7,882,109,091,840.00 | $183,803,478,016.00 | $14,261,200,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $7,424,988,676,096.00 | $18,156,759,040.00 | $14,292,900,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $8,082,095,079,424.00 | $118,818,045,952.00 | $14,362,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $6,053,428,723,712.00 | $15,556,462,592.00 | $14,441,800,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $5,645,528,989,696.00 | $20,510,441,472.00 | $14,458,500,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $7,670,479,192,064.00 | $-45,499,277,312.00 | $14,507,900,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $6,854,033,276,928.00 | $143,986,622,464.00 | $14,879,900,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $9,243,401,912,320.00 | $242,696,896,512.00 | $14,930,200,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $7,693,436,715,008.00 | $133,818,138,624.00 | $14,965,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $8,066,237,988,864.00 | $195,389,325,312.00 | $15,049,800,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $7,689,954,918,400.00 | $200,182,398,976.00 | $15,218,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $6,391,490,674,688.00 | $16,425,573,376.00 | $15,248,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $6,396,018,425,856.00 | $16,437,351,424.00 | $15,259,100,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $6,051,871,064,064.00 | $-27,238,408,192.00 | $15,613,900,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $6,331,157,708,800.00 | $20,774,545,408.00 | $15,844,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $6,786,647,064,576.00 | $220,043,182,080.00 | $16,141,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $12,089,236,127,744.00 | $-245,567,520,768.00 | $16,209,000,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $9,797,034,311,680.00 | $-64,948,785,152.00 | $16,232,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $6,494,799,003,648.00 | $28,488,062,976.00 | $16,738,300,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $6,456,469,880,832.00 | $-24,746,680,320.00 | $16,767,800,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $7,190,630,367,232.00 | $-116,763,017,216.00 | $16,803,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $5,863,672,119,296.00 | $40,382,595,072.00 | $16,821,400,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $6,565,814,861,824.00 | $237,086,326,784.00 | $17,129,200,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $7,299,481,993,216.00 | $28,131,037,184.00 | $17,511,800,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $8,137,064,054,784.00 | $9,393,162,240.00 | $17,515,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $11,851,061,526,528.00 | $121,385,705,472.00 | $17,760,900,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $8,353,033,486,336.00 | $26,304,016,384.00 | $18,058,000,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $6,593,662,418,944.00 | $33,364,002,816.00 | $18,432,200,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $10,503,728,398,336.00 | $-69,951,987,712.00 | $18,854,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $11,742,524,473,344.00 | $600,417,501,184.00 | $20,177,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $13,640,971,321,344.00 | $271,790,276,608.00 | $22,051,300,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $14,048,855,851,008.00 | $397,536,165,888.00 | $22,687,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $12,836,667,392,000.00 | $95,915,843,584.00 | $23,576,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $14,239,779,520,512.00 | $441,577,766,912.00 | $25,415,500,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $10,449,706,811,392.00 | $122,764,845,056.00 | $26,555,300,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $18,429,601,906,688.00 | $-215,189,864,448.00 | $40,095,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $12,282,750,828,544.00 | $145,870,225,408.00 | $48,121,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $21,403,132,755,968.00 | $-134,014,664,704.00 | $51,508,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Scientific Sections of Bracksnit | $16,676,463,575,040.00 | $580,662,853,632.00 | $95,224,800,000,000.00 |
