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| Nation | Imports | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $55,584,563,200.00 | $-978,497,920.00 | $99,811,700,000.00 |
| The Emirate of The Ents | $317,904,420,864.00 | $-4,711,560,192.00 | $716,300,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $430,130,561,024.00 | $31,730,853,888.00 | $1,070,650,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $665,625,034,752.00 | $-8,957,814,784.00 | $1,101,130,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $639,853,723,648.00 | $-2,479,045,120.00 | $1,151,470,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $683,027,267,584.00 | $-2,646,302,720.00 | $1,229,170,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $663,444,652,032.00 | $-11,448,267,776.00 | $1,229,180,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $676,905,156,608.00 | $1,270,343,424.00 | $1,237,280,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $514,803,630,080.00 | $-21,241,995,264.00 | $1,267,800,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $428,414,992,384.00 | $43,247,316,992.00 | $1,269,810,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $676,380,082,176.00 | $-7,685,537,280.00 | $1,271,410,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $661,756,903,424.00 | $-10,729,839,616.00 | $1,339,470,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $922,415,923,200.00 | $-13,856,697,344.00 | $1,370,550,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $725,245,034,496.00 | $-7,859,110,400.00 | $1,404,240,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $1,689,277,562,880.00 | $-123,281,604,608.00 | $1,407,420,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $682,610,982,912.00 | $-10,829,709,312.00 | $1,420,730,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $708,225,400,832.00 | $-1,245,793,792.00 | $1,435,910,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $643,998,613,504.00 | $235,314,000.00 | $1,453,070,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor | $764,449,193,984.00 | $-12,928,043,008.00 | $1,459,950,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $934,643,826,688.00 | $-5,589,948,416.00 | $1,469,880,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $651,066,474,496.00 | $-9,901,384,704.00 | $1,531,610,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $866,422,489,088.00 | $-3,356,864,512.00 | $1,559,200,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $884,036,665,344.00 | $-8,380,993,536.00 | $1,565,810,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $684,702,760,960.00 | $-4,331,370,496.00 | $1,568,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $680,026,243,072.00 | $611,343,552.00 | $1,573,370,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $887,197,597,696.00 | $-5,343,100,416.00 | $1,642,000,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $735,931,334,656.00 | $-11,966,754,816.00 | $1,648,140,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $914,446,548,992.00 | $-939,388,224.00 | $1,649,530,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $673,112,719,360.00 | $6,549,816,832.00 | $1,650,000,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $931,100,360,704.00 | $-956,469,184.00 | $1,679,570,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $460,723,781,632.00 | $-41,482,637,312.00 | $1,680,460,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of Good Old Watts | $992,975,519,744.00 | $-12,842,884,096.00 | $1,698,540,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $657,450,467,328.00 | $-8,363,440,640.00 | $1,708,090,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $642,427,715,584.00 | $-13,203,151,872.00 | $1,716,840,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $665,198,198,784.00 | $-8,462,001,152.00 | $1,728,220,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $373,089,763,328.00 | $-9,310,457,856.00 | $1,730,760,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $598,653,730,816.00 | $354,677,888.00 | $1,745,590,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $928,330,547,200.00 | $-8,150,034,432.00 | $1,751,070,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $924,390,785,024.00 | $-296,582,016.00 | $1,774,730,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $904,574,337,024.00 | $25,633,144.00 | $1,789,210,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $919,460,446,208.00 | $5,245,399,552.00 | $1,790,360,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $921,219,629,056.00 | $-2,109,351,808.00 | $1,815,180,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $875,542,806,528.00 | $-2,178,350,080.00 | $1,865,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $971,368,955,904.00 | $-10,526,275,584.00 | $1,880,800,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $915,507,052,544.00 | $6,201,309,696.00 | $1,887,990,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Green Armada of Starlight | $915,507,052,544.00 | $6,201,309,696.00 | $1,887,990,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $929,960,624,128.00 | $355,396,832.00 | $1,893,470,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $1,006,190,526,464.00 | $-8,833,557,504.00 | $1,897,940,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $911,405,744,128.00 | $-1,118,934,016.00 | $1,899,920,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $950,298,673,152.00 | $-7,679,696,896.00 | $1,901,980,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $913,004,036,096.00 | $672,248,960.00 | $1,912,050,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $961,012,236,288.00 | $-9,907,831,808.00 | $1,915,110,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $1,040,040,198,144.00 | $-3,479,234,816.00 | $1,930,810,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $918,399,877,120.00 | $1,327,214,592.00 | $2,030,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $893,393,043,456.00 | $6,769,440,256.00 | $2,037,200,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The George Armada of Starlight | $950,328,229,888.00 | $13,344,137,216.00 | $2,038,860,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $912,207,314,944.00 | $1,638,024,576.00 | $2,069,760,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elon | $980,781,498,368.00 | $-2,440,182,528.00 | $2,089,950,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $986,206,175,232.00 | $-2,453,649,920.00 | $2,101,510,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $951,631,413,248.00 | $1,375,290,112.00 | $2,103,760,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $1,111,569,596,416.00 | $-9,373,373,440.00 | $2,160,700,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $944,936,321,024.00 | $8,423,097,344.00 | $2,166,790,000,000.00 |
| The Starborn Magical Girl of Luneraraisu | $1,003,620,401,152.00 | $-17,767,659,520.00 | $2,233,760,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of The Gwangi | $1,039,359,279,104.00 | $-7,302,822,912.00 | $2,260,180,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $1,331,479,183,360.00 | $611,842,432.00 | $2,284,190,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Greedy Elon | $1,030,221,070,336.00 | $-6,880,107,520.00 | $2,299,830,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $797,049,618,432.00 | $82,202,394,624.00 | $2,315,930,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $912,343,433,216.00 | $-11,926,424,576.00 | $2,317,780,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elon | $991,822,151,680.00 | $-14,004,981,760.00 | $2,348,620,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $1,036,517,703,680.00 | $-14,999,159,808.00 | $2,394,950,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $1,590,182,019,072.00 | $9,845,389,312.00 | $2,420,100,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $1,075,699,908,608.00 | $-15,942,707,200.00 | $2,423,760,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $1,387,010,588,672.00 | $12,525,815,808.00 | $2,423,820,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $856,474,845,184.00 | $95,921,266,688.00 | $2,432,590,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elons | $1,301,650,604,032.00 | $-18,151,649,280.00 | $2,437,870,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $1,151,888,261,120.00 | $-8,498,806,784.00 | $2,438,360,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best Sir | $1,388,323,667,968.00 | $-1,426,161,152.00 | $2,504,330,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $1,052,641,329,152.00 | $-5,916,134,400.00 | $2,532,630,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $998,706,053,120.00 | $-13,055,351,808.00 | $2,537,180,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Greedy Elons | $1,356,553,125,888.00 | $7,020,880,384.00 | $2,563,560,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Progress is Congress | $1,373,030,842,368.00 | $-12,054,222,848.00 | $2,589,890,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $1,042,021,548,032.00 | $-5,124,572,672.00 | $2,627,890,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Ultimate Suffering | $968,891,695,104.00 | $-27,416,684,544.00 | $2,638,140,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $975,701,606,400.00 | $-19,667,857,408.00 | $2,642,400,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $1,433,236,668,416.00 | $-966,322,880.00 | $2,668,470,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $1,625,331,466,240.00 | $-29,742,243,840.00 | $2,733,310,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $1,570,828,582,912.00 | $-19,492,902,912.00 | $2,775,480,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $1,618,205,081,600.00 | $-7,124,770,304.00 | $2,820,150,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Women Voters | $1,377,819,033,600.00 | $-10,650,366,976.00 | $2,837,100,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $1,480,969,945,088.00 | $-12,488,266,752.00 | $2,878,760,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elons | $1,358,396,391,424.00 | $9,928,470,528.00 | $2,879,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $1,653,855,092,736.00 | $-2,282,507,264.00 | $2,887,460,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $1,404,272,771,072.00 | $1,033,987,264.00 | $2,940,890,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $1,610,270,113,792.00 | $-27,786,348,544.00 | $2,983,390,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $1,572,620,075,008.00 | $-30,511,034,368.00 | $2,991,370,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $1,639,008,436,224.00 | $-14,963,978,240.00 | $2,997,270,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $1,409,731,395,584.00 | $-9,905,103,872.00 | $3,065,580,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $1,357,448,478,720.00 | $8,766,242,816.00 | $3,076,390,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $1,596,662,480,896.00 | $-30,142,791,680.00 | $3,126,650,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $1,623,565,271,040.00 | $-13,690,774,528.00 | $3,155,940,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Heights | $1,356,640,026,624.00 | $11,253,917,696.00 | $3,170,770,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $1,610,660,446,208.00 | $-3,688,038,912.00 | $3,173,660,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $1,456,223,682,560.00 | $-22,091,851,776.00 | $3,197,660,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $1,170,388,549,632.00 | $-2,231,119,104.00 | $3,214,580,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $1,575,701,577,728.00 | $-15,414,330,368.00 | $3,229,310,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $1,056,616,742,912.00 | $-10,471,252,992.00 | $3,233,390,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $2,225,301,880,832.00 | $-6,979,043,328.00 | $3,241,670,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $1,602,206,826,496.00 | $-25,978,564,608.00 | $3,243,040,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $1,636,500,635,648.00 | $10,210,114,560.00 | $3,280,660,000,000.00 |
| The Grand Duchy of Gab in The City of Truth | $1,378,087,337,984.00 | $-18,976,116,736.00 | $3,342,470,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $1,628,025,651,200.00 | $-12,584,449,024.00 | $3,352,310,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $2,213,902,548,992.00 | $-6,164,796,928.00 | $3,352,930,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $1,235,892,961,280.00 | $5,741,575,680.00 | $3,357,910,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $1,632,513,556,480.00 | $-12,619,073,536.00 | $3,361,550,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $1,564,568,584,192.00 | $9,612,575,744.00 | $3,389,950,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $1,624,370,577,408.00 | $-25,203,466,240.00 | $3,473,840,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $1,583,271,772,160.00 | $-265,398,336.00 | $3,481,650,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $1,449,724,215,296.00 | $-19,962,501,120.00 | $3,516,220,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $1,718,907,830,272.00 | $-13,287,027,712.00 | $3,539,450,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $1,627,993,145,344.00 | $-11,438,657,536.00 | $3,540,210,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $2,142,681,300,992.00 | $-21,813,624,832.00 | $3,548,960,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $1,607,315,750,912.00 | $-13,182,115,840.00 | $3,567,740,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $1,652,659,716,096.00 | $-11,611,974,656.00 | $3,593,850,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $2,206,279,925,760.00 | $-4,590,674,432.00 | $3,596,490,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best of The Best Sir | $1,332,610,072,576.00 | $-4,561,956,352.00 | $3,643,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $1,601,423,278,080.00 | $1,439,548,160.00 | $3,705,210,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $2,221,069,303,808.00 | $-3,848,290,304.00 | $3,749,120,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $2,149,102,780,416.00 | $-2,965,834,240.00 | $3,752,110,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $2,200,767,037,440.00 | $-28,464,322,560.00 | $3,764,530,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $2,203,378,778,112.00 | $-21,660,452,864.00 | $3,776,020,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $1,659,647,688,704.00 | $-10,498,752,512.00 | $3,800,920,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $1,569,452,589,056.00 | $-34,444,812,288.00 | $3,835,780,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $1,424,957,505,536.00 | $18,177,050,624.00 | $3,873,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $2,148,792,664,064.00 | $20,938,242,048.00 | $3,876,680,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $2,106,032,259,072.00 | $-71,446,355,968.00 | $3,879,410,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $1,605,183,733,760.00 | $-22,103,140,352.00 | $3,893,280,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $1,604,118,904,832.00 | $3,156,528,384.00 | $3,895,790,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $1,593,179,111,424.00 | $15,502,569,472.00 | $3,905,350,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $2,209,342,554,112.00 | $-20,945,496,064.00 | $3,913,200,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $1,630,474,207,232.00 | $-9,163,692,032.00 | $3,922,890,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $2,137,614,581,760.00 | $-7,150,986,752.00 | $3,968,420,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $2,179,094,151,168.00 | $10,116,381,696.00 | $3,992,950,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $2,126,182,875,136.00 | $-24,159,139,840.00 | $3,996,630,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $1,628,775,907,328.00 | $-8,578,817,536.00 | $4,013,200,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $1,995,546,689,536.00 | $-115,557,040,128.00 | $4,020,530,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $2,136,198,479,872.00 | $11,055,944,704.00 | $4,036,910,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $1,639,970,242,560.00 | $-8,637,784,064.00 | $4,040,780,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $2,190,367,522,816.00 | $-37,796,446,208.00 | $4,058,150,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $2,993,546,067,968.00 | $-550,288,896.00 | $4,068,640,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $2,181,330,763,776.00 | $-55,425,417,216.00 | $4,091,910,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $1,599,633,883,136.00 | $17,874,690,048.00 | $4,104,190,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $2,204,254,863,360.00 | $-25,046,425,600.00 | $4,143,390,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $3,524,742,610,944.00 | $-284,666,265,600.00 | $4,159,880,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $1,618,979,061,760.00 | $-7,389,421,056.00 | $4,176,890,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $2,175,233,163,264.00 | $-18,342,705,152.00 | $4,228,290,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $2,247,083,950,080.00 | $-19,727,638,528.00 | $4,238,580,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $2,184,215,527,424.00 | $-18,418,507,776.00 | $4,245,750,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $2,228,902,952,960.00 | $-37,694,517,248.00 | $4,256,770,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $2,225,497,440,256.00 | $-714,193,728.00 | $4,272,710,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $2,227,010,273,280.00 | $-714,691,968.00 | $4,275,620,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $2,124,742,131,712.00 | $-8,291,394,560.00 | $4,289,050,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $2,230,998,794,240.00 | $-18,813,073,408.00 | $4,336,690,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $2,139,039,596,544.00 | $-3,762,527,744.00 | $4,336,850,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $2,196,391,198,720.00 | $62,327,500.00 | $4,344,370,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $2,126,432,174,080.00 | $-20,801,759,232.00 | $4,358,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $2,210,005,254,144.00 | $62,639,576.00 | $4,371,300,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $2,222,559,330,304.00 | $-36,812,492,800.00 | $4,371,630,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $1,633,012,416,512.00 | $6,992,764,928.00 | $4,373,370,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $2,153,485,434,880.00 | $27,141,689,344.00 | $4,374,430,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $2,225,298,210,816.00 | $-5,095,437,824.00 | $4,384,750,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $2,180,688,904,192.00 | $-35,358,162,944.00 | $4,413,950,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $2,148,260,773,888.00 | $-16,605,760,512.00 | $4,423,540,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $2,182,005,129,216.00 | $834,029,504.00 | $4,442,730,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $2,157,610,795,008.00 | $-16,678,125,568.00 | $4,442,790,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $2,158,732,771,328.00 | $-16,686,816,256.00 | $4,445,110,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $2,173,517,430,784.00 | $-52,969,693,184.00 | $4,446,810,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $2,232,453,693,440.00 | $-18,041,262,080.00 | $4,468,160,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $2,172,196,749,312.00 | $-16,790,812,672.00 | $4,472,830,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $2,197,126,512,640.00 | $839,767,680.00 | $4,473,520,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $3,106,868,035,584.00 | $-61,152,153,600.00 | $4,518,070,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $2,122,925,211,648.00 | $-32,939,075,584.00 | $4,540,040,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $1,650,782,371,840.00 | $-5,780,335,616.00 | $4,546,770,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $2,179,721,592,832.00 | $1,604,811,776.00 | $4,564,860,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $2,217,076,850,688.00 | $-17,137,686,528.00 | $4,565,240,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $2,157,967,966,208.00 | $-15,922,011,136.00 | $4,568,060,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $2,135,660,167,168.00 | $-1,486,040,576.00 | $4,574,130,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $2,143,636,684,800.00 | $-33,260,445,696.00 | $4,584,330,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $2,148,074,782,720.00 | $-33,329,266,688.00 | $4,593,820,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $2,231,663,067,136.00 | $-17,250,635,776.00 | $4,595,280,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $2,246,249,021,440.00 | $-17,363,322,880.00 | $4,625,310,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $2,148,246,224,896.00 | $-50,872,848,384.00 | $4,639,030,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $2,254,404,845,568.00 | $-44,651,159,552.00 | $4,643,190,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $2,193,859,280,896.00 | $-16,186,659,840.00 | $4,644,040,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $2,185,059,631,104.00 | $-33,903,187,968.00 | $4,672,920,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $2,125,004,406,784.00 | $-356,172,224.00 | $4,672,930,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $1,781,697,871,872.00 | $-7,501,352,960.00 | $4,700,170,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $2,141,070,295,040.00 | $-32,481,323,008.00 | $4,701,490,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $2,141,922,131,968.00 | $-359,089,888.00 | $4,710,130,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $2,176,637,337,600.00 | $-15,293,599,744.00 | $4,733,280,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $2,168,325,668,864.00 | $-3,853,690,112.00 | $4,742,510,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $2,161,038,852,096.00 | $-32,784,216,064.00 | $4,745,340,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $2,177,044,185,088.00 | $20,771,561,472.00 | $4,763,690,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $3,319,129,178,112.00 | $-51,792,515,072.00 | $4,816,280,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $2,160,213,360,640.00 | $-14,426,683,392.00 | $4,822,380,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $2,203,857,453,056.00 | $3,185,072,128.00 | $4,872,040,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $2,184,875,868,160.00 | $-14,591,324,160.00 | $4,877,440,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $2,733,722,566,656.00 | $-63,658,901,504.00 | $4,877,980,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $2,249,142,042,624.00 | $-15,803,062,272.00 | $4,890,950,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $2,176,906,035,200.00 | $-32,263,393,280.00 | $4,904,990,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $2,210,659,303,424.00 | $-14,763,467,776.00 | $4,934,990,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $2,194,649,513,984.00 | $-32,526,405,632.00 | $4,944,970,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $2,107,150,434,304.00 | $-12,586,479,616.00 | $4,947,730,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $2,138,885,455,872.00 | $34,654,101,504.00 | $4,956,140,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $2,227,299,942,400.00 | $-48,107,159,552.00 | $4,964,160,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $2,114,992,078,848.00 | $-12,633,310,208.00 | $4,966,140,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $2,181,486,084,096.00 | $-13,799,764,992.00 | $4,996,030,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $2,146,358,394,880.00 | $-12,820,651,008.00 | $5,039,790,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $2,381,167,198,208.00 | $-17,568,532,480.00 | $5,040,540,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $2,207,451,447,296.00 | $19,677,036,544.00 | $5,061,810,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $2,123,315,019,776.00 | $-14,037,110,784.00 | $5,075,780,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $4,371,888,734,208.00 | $-34,372,272,128.00 | $5,092,910,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $2,224,443,359,232.00 | $-14,071,460,864.00 | $5,094,410,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $2,230,046,687,232.00 | $-14,107,105,280.00 | $5,107,240,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $2,628,469,129,216.00 | $-22,164,772,864.00 | $5,109,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $2,233,408,421,888.00 | $-14,128,284,672.00 | $5,114,940,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $2,957,856,210,944.00 | $-4,082,177,280.00 | $5,164,110,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $1,859,856,629,760.00 | $12,094,021,632.00 | $5,189,150,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $3,501,953,646,592.00 | $-39,308,312,576.00 | $5,197,950,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $2,883,359,342,592.00 | $28,095,875,072.00 | $5,201,920,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $2,116,848,975,872.00 | $-11,149,652,992.00 | $5,215,780,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $2,158,909,194,240.00 | $6,178,061,312.00 | $5,276,510,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $2,199,348,576,256.00 | $-12,360,979,456.00 | $5,291,590,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $2,743,949,590,528.00 | $-61,631,819,776.00 | $5,322,960,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $2,192,100,032,512.00 | $6,272,984,576.00 | $5,357,630,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $2,621,986,045,952.00 | $-63,898,890,240.00 | $5,364,340,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $2,183,641,825,280.00 | $-11,501,386,752.00 | $5,380,350,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $2,187,373,314,048.00 | $-11,521,086,464.00 | $5,389,550,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $2,207,540,314,112.00 | $-13,430,487,040.00 | $5,403,050,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $2,949,712,969,728.00 | $-1,988,554,752.00 | $5,491,930,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $2,162,386,796,544.00 | $-28,267,321,344.00 | $5,493,470,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $2,206,403,919,872.00 | $7,098,874,880.00 | $5,521,560,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $2,080,459,325,440.00 | $8,546,728,448.00 | $5,532,330,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $3,898,791,952,384.00 | $-385,144,881,152.00 | $5,543,720,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $2,872,864,669,696.00 | $-24,225,576,960.00 | $5,584,370,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $3,910,996,066,304.00 | $19,278,833,664.00 | $5,586,220,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $3,214,956,822,528.00 | $-47,382,818,816.00 | $5,598,940,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $2,905,355,583,488.00 | $-31,483,703,296.00 | $5,625,450,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $2,234,022,625,280.00 | $-10,986,810,368.00 | $5,634,020,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $2,287,876,177,920.00 | $-89,577,381,888.00 | $5,657,850,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $2,228,656,799,744.00 | $7,954,665,984.00 | $5,707,570,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $5,193,406,087,168.00 | $137,466,642,432.00 | $5,755,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $3,003,135,295,488.00 | $-963,474,112.00 | $5,765,690,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $2,657,261,453,312.00 | $-18,670,565,376.00 | $5,778,440,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $2,241,060,667,392.00 | $-10,228,640,768.00 | $5,781,830,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $4,747,952,652,288.00 | $-127,771,877,376.00 | $5,792,890,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Children of the Djel | $2,681,246,318,592.00 | $97,089,896,448.00 | $5,801,240,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $3,428,513,218,560.00 | $-79,365,955,584.00 | $5,859,830,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $2,189,155,106,816.00 | $-8,441,603,072.00 | $5,902,290,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $2,199,217,504,256.00 | $-8,480,240,128.00 | $5,929,420,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $2,913,876,574,208.00 | $1,113,759,872.00 | $5,932,880,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $2,852,381,786,112.00 | $2,100,061,696.00 | $5,973,570,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $4,385,884,864,512.00 | $-3,820,218,112.00 | $5,978,250,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $2,881,102,020,608.00 | $2,121,456,000.00 | $6,033,720,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $2,856,354,054,144.00 | $-21,074,944,000.00 | $6,046,430,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $4,238,521,925,632.00 | $-99,478,577,152.00 | $6,077,160,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $2,992,507,453,440.00 | $1,143,577,472.00 | $6,092,980,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $4,105,997,647,872.00 | $-46,088,544,256.00 | $6,094,540,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $2,100,924,252,160.00 | $32,617,684,992.00 | $6,115,580,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $2,871,462,199,296.00 | $-7,144,305,152.00 | $6,118,820,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $2,971,304,198,144.00 | $20,126,691,328.00 | $6,127,530,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $4,805,316,050,944.00 | $31,909,367,808.00 | $6,139,540,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $2,913,181,892,608.00 | $-21,494,093,824.00 | $6,166,730,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $4,669,185,720,320.00 | $35,110,223,872.00 | $6,222,820,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $4,707,457,695,744.00 | $35,398,033,408.00 | $6,273,830,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $2,836,974,010,368.00 | $-66,197,794,816.00 | $6,287,550,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $4,836,293,607,424.00 | $-5,135,419,392.00 | $6,308,560,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $4,181,774,041,088.00 | $-11,644,523,520.00 | $6,333,250,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $2,954,124,328,960.00 | $3,221,722,112.00 | $6,358,590,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $5,021,073,145,856.00 | $138,565,828,608.00 | $6,394,420,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $4,630,224,830,464.00 | $38,913,941,504.00 | $6,426,450,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $5,050,098,778,112.00 | $-131,570,688,000.00 | $6,430,640,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $1,598,249,893,888.00 | $150,931,603,456.00 | $6,450,450,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $3,971,842,048,000.00 | $-74,061,103,104.00 | $6,453,290,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $5,106,361,696,256.00 | $140,918,898,688.00 | $6,503,040,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $4,688,536,666,112.00 | $-73,975,848,960.00 | $6,531,290,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $4,628,725,891,072.00 | $3,220,627,968.00 | $6,544,790,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $4,690,532,630,528.00 | $113,131,814,912.00 | $6,560,380,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $4,669,875,159,040.00 | $3,249,356,544.00 | $6,602,980,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $4,303,821,733,888.00 | $-93,584,596,992.00 | $6,633,070,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $4,469,962,047,488.00 | $-101,065,891,840.00 | $6,648,830,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $4,484,181,786,624.00 | $-50,333,790,208.00 | $6,655,870,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $4,041,939,353,600.00 | $146,994,544,640.00 | $6,658,370,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $2,941,508,124,672.00 | $-38,759,596,032.00 | $6,664,410,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $3,058,384,240,640.00 | $-15,660,602,368.00 | $6,682,570,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $2,239,260,786,688.00 | $-4,670,286,848.00 | $6,689,460,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $4,690,686,771,200.00 | $-54,288,506,880.00 | $6,693,790,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $2,985,127,837,696.00 | $29,548,001,280.00 | $6,707,240,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $2,960,142,893,056.00 | $5,315,533,824.00 | $6,716,450,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $2,960,460,349,440.00 | $50,041,892,864.00 | $6,724,930,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $4,643,205,152,768.00 | $-72,453,398,528.00 | $6,737,600,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $3,202,182,021,120.00 | $-23,626,119,168.00 | $6,778,490,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $3,970,806,054,912.00 | $-51,357,347,840.00 | $6,792,280,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $2,873,883,099,136.00 | $-40,580,366,336.00 | $6,805,320,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $2,830,933,426,176.00 | $-15,910,657,024.00 | $6,811,170,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $4,694,555,492,352.00 | $-73,254,862,848.00 | $6,812,120,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $4,522,589,028,352.00 | $-69,784,854,528.00 | $6,825,130,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $4,858,938,654,720.00 | $3,380,898,048.00 | $6,870,300,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $4,761,000,083,456.00 | $44,232,044,544.00 | $6,871,200,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $2,962,889,375,744.00 | $21,182,789,632.00 | $6,883,770,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $4,601,884,966,912.00 | $46,839,521,280.00 | $6,896,450,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $5,157,659,082,752.00 | $-190,807,293,952.00 | $6,904,040,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $4,902,312,476,672.00 | $3,410,804,480.00 | $6,931,630,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $5,000,237,940,736.00 | $42,023,731,200.00 | $6,940,010,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $3,193,198,608,384.00 | $-22,436,122,624.00 | $6,943,880,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $4,481,180,762,112.00 | $49,596,149,760.00 | $6,964,190,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $4,576,174,407,680.00 | $11,255,517,184.00 | $6,973,490,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $4,699,161,362,432.00 | $-52,747,026,432.00 | $6,974,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $2,686,618,435,584.00 | $-34,176,407,552.00 | $6,979,960,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $4,017,963,139,072.00 | $-72,128,798,720.00 | $6,985,880,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $4,896,734,576,640.00 | $-56,672,903,168.00 | $6,987,830,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $3,955,552,157,696.00 | $-49,085,489,152.00 | $6,989,020,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $4,580,376,051,712.00 | $167,783,186,432.00 | $7,011,180,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $4,649,230,270,464.00 | $-71,738,703,872.00 | $7,016,250,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $4,903,345,848,320.00 | $-115,082,059,776.00 | $7,030,380,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $5,095,029,211,136.00 | $-123,975,303,168.00 | $7,032,280,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $3,356,563,341,312.00 | $24,532,762,624.00 | $7,115,410,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $4,482,865,823,744.00 | $-180,188,971,008.00 | $7,119,050,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $5,034,586,669,056.00 | $-37,223,727,104.00 | $7,161,920,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $4,837,700,272,128.00 | $-34,920,865,792.00 | $7,164,980,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $4,941,036,912,640.00 | $-77,101,031,424.00 | $7,169,780,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $3,858,160,943,104.00 | $-2,600,972,288.00 | $7,183,320,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $3,984,428,367,872.00 | $-4,092,950,784.00 | $7,187,330,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $5,018,452,754,432.00 | $-117,783,633,920.00 | $7,195,420,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $4,565,248,245,760.00 | $15,247,023,104.00 | $7,208,360,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $4,909,110,919,168.00 | $7,741,580,800.00 | $7,210,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $3,778,912,452,608.00 | $-63,907,647,488.00 | $7,216,980,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $4,020,987,494,400.00 | $-70,784,720,896.00 | $7,220,380,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $4,880,358,440,960.00 | $-35,228,626,944.00 | $7,228,160,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $4,707,740,811,264.00 | $-33,157,634,048.00 | $7,248,140,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $3,903,118,376,960.00 | $-164,391,714,816.00 | $7,275,250,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $5,045,288,960,000.00 | $46,873,612,288.00 | $7,281,490,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $4,530,765,824,000.00 | $54,163,017,728.00 | $7,293,040,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $5,523,711,197,184.00 | $57,485,090,816.00 | $7,293,880,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $4,798,210,899,968.00 | $11,801,997,312.00 | $7,311,840,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $4,631,813,423,104.00 | $15,469,176,832.00 | $7,313,460,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $4,678,067,683,328.00 | $-71,369,883,648.00 | $7,331,440,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $4,141,112,360,960.00 | $-39,259,308,032.00 | $7,334,770,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $4,562,151,800,832.00 | $54,538,027,008.00 | $7,343,560,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $5,165,835,354,112.00 | $-59,787,816,960.00 | $7,371,850,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $4,106,587,734,016.00 | $-72,291,598,336.00 | $7,374,090,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $3,146,722,836,480.00 | $-18,796,046,336.00 | $7,388,710,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $5,314,953,347,072.00 | $-165,461,262,336.00 | $7,391,280,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $3,935,700,254,720.00 | $-44,720,340,992.00 | $7,398,020,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $5,131,811,684,352.00 | $47,677,177,856.00 | $7,406,360,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $3,560,224,849,920.00 | $-4,371,054,080.00 | $7,421,640,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $4,824,166,301,696.00 | $-33,977,569,280.00 | $7,427,390,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $3,953,211,736,064.00 | $-44,919,361,536.00 | $7,430,940,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $4,911,906,947,072.00 | $-13,677,689,856.00 | $7,439,020,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $5,170,016,550,912.00 | $48,032,096,256.00 | $7,461,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $4,568,980,652,032.00 | $19,306,635,264.00 | $7,466,460,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $3,265,505,525,760.00 | $-20,657,367,040.00 | $7,478,640,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $5,203,726,696,448.00 | $48,345,288,704.00 | $7,510,150,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $4,621,355,974,656.00 | $-69,700,452,352.00 | $7,511,040,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $3,914,635,411,456.00 | $-163,542,548,480.00 | $7,514,690,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $3,290,159,120,384.00 | $-20,813,094,912.00 | $7,535,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $5,131,343,495,168.00 | $8,091,697,152.00 | $7,537,230,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $4,853,584,101,376.00 | $53,718,044,672.00 | $7,542,950,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $4,959,187,238,912.00 | $12,198,207,488.00 | $7,557,150,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $4,490,746,920,960.00 | $22,961,016,832.00 | $7,586,950,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $4,716,838,780,928.00 | $56,387,203,072.00 | $7,592,550,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $4,727,367,008,256.00 | $307,034,980,352.00 | $7,610,690,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $3,709,340,221,440.00 | $-28,672,681,984.00 | $7,638,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $4,685,366,296,576.00 | $19,798,470,656.00 | $7,656,660,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $4,697,057,394,688.00 | $-9,772,840,960.00 | $7,656,750,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $3,959,859,707,904.00 | $-42,910,965,760.00 | $7,667,220,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $4,800,264,536,064.00 | $-32,967,688,192.00 | $7,671,740,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $4,015,462,285,312.00 | $34,830,495,744.00 | $7,676,070,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $3,985,231,314,944.00 | $-99,881,984,000.00 | $7,701,510,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $2,878,019,731,456.00 | $12,323,738,624.00 | $7,707,630,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $4,628,687,618,048.00 | $59,464,642,560.00 | $7,708,390,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $4,924,462,071,808.00 | $-75,129,028,608.00 | $7,717,590,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $5,258,520,035,328.00 | $-37,958,287,360.00 | $7,788,250,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $2,890,549,428,224.00 | $-11,146,204,160.00 | $7,793,360,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $4,623,064,629,248.00 | $194,771,599,360.00 | $7,800,020,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $4,779,583,471,616.00 | $20,196,984,832.00 | $7,810,620,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $3,642,432,421,888.00 | $51,145,314,304.00 | $7,814,550,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $4,987,200,995,328.00 | $-76,085,862,400.00 | $7,815,920,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $5,133,486,260,224.00 | $12,626,686,976.00 | $7,822,760,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $4,724,516,454,400.00 | $-31,619,209,216.00 | $7,827,490,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $4,639,146,639,360.00 | $23,719,718,912.00 | $7,837,670,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $5,150,138,695,680.00 | $12,667,520,000.00 | $7,848,140,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $6,291,769,524,224.00 | $-114,994,561,024.00 | $7,852,690,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $3,345,003,315,200.00 | $-19,980,445,696.00 | $7,854,290,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $4,833,491,288,064.00 | $-72,900,149,248.00 | $7,855,820,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $4,571,468,922,880.00 | $30,616,113,152.00 | $7,861,760,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $5,443,128,131,584.00 | $-84,935,532,544.00 | $7,898,350,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $5,084,654,075,904.00 | $56,275,001,344.00 | $7,902,050,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $5,355,366,514,688.00 | $-38,657,732,608.00 | $7,931,680,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $6,092,922,290,176.00 | $-106,092,101,632.00 | $7,932,090,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $3,223,968,808,960.00 | $-16,981,013,504.00 | $7,943,650,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $3,667,028,606,976.00 | $-79,823,634,432.00 | $7,961,020,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $4,012,622,217,216.00 | $7,142,087,680.00 | $7,980,460,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $5,294,032,683,008.00 | $-14,742,026,240.00 | $8,017,750,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $7,955,377,291,264.00 | $-373,475,606,528.00 | $8,028,330,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $5,040,546,775,040.00 | $-136,753,471,488.00 | $8,031,140,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $5,320,189,935,616.00 | $-14,814,439,424.00 | $8,057,360,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $6,038,857,711,616.00 | $-196,877,320,192.00 | $8,057,930,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $4,331,492,343,808.00 | $-2,920,180,480.00 | $8,064,600,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $5,046,765,879,296.00 | $-53,122,555,904.00 | $8,069,510,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $4,220,639,772,672.00 | $178,957,336,576.00 | $8,097,250,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $3,920,388,161,536.00 | $-127,608,815,616.00 | $8,102,840,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $4,643,898,785,792.00 | $27,872,456,704.00 | $8,102,950,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $3,027,194,347,520.00 | $12,962,794,496.00 | $8,107,140,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $6,795,401,101,312.00 | $-130,038,013,952.00 | $8,116,620,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $4,307,393,445,888.00 | $70,764,568,576.00 | $8,136,870,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $5,285,257,674,752.00 | $-37,225,103,360.00 | $8,137,290,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $4,934,862,897,152.00 | $-115,089,432,576.00 | $8,149,970,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $6,154,788,798,464.00 | $180,900,397,056.00 | $8,152,610,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $4,079,924,019,200.00 | $-32,971,233,280.00 | $8,165,800,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $6,040,160,043,008.00 | $230,909,689,856.00 | $8,168,950,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $4,280,026,660,864.00 | $-72,382,013,440.00 | $8,174,020,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $4,042,712,940,544.00 | $-65,549,512,704.00 | $8,182,900,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $5,022,331,437,056.00 | $21,222,289,408.00 | $8,207,310,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $5,169,222,254,592.00 | $-207,777,398,784.00 | $8,209,020,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $5,024,548,126,720.00 | $21,231,890,432.00 | $8,210,940,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $4,935,549,190,144.00 | $63,407,153,152.00 | $8,219,420,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $2,923,314,020,352.00 | $-9,212,078,080.00 | $8,221,810,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $4,566,828,449,792.00 | $31,476,867,072.00 | $8,221,910,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $5,296,654,647,296.00 | $58,621,747,200.00 | $8,231,520,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $3,083,291,328,512.00 | $-36,864,843,776.00 | $8,246,100,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $4,898,548,613,120.00 | $-8,487,081,984.00 | $8,268,650,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $6,354,545,672,192.00 | $-110,647,640,064.00 | $8,272,690,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $6,628,479,336,448.00 | $-385,653,080,064.00 | $8,274,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $4,454,815,367,168.00 | $-64,104,136,704.00 | $8,276,420,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $2,923,958,370,304.00 | $39,401,238,528.00 | $8,293,890,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $4,535,677,878,272.00 | $21,056,681,984.00 | $8,311,130,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $5,547,560,009,728.00 | $56,464,986,112.00 | $8,313,650,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $5,001,625,206,784.00 | $64,256,282,624.00 | $8,329,460,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $5,097,705,177,088.00 | $21,540,765,696.00 | $8,330,490,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $2,910,358,077,440.00 | $-8,138,166,272.00 | $8,354,880,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $4,063,893,127,168.00 | $-31,413,469,184.00 | $8,368,070,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $5,056,457,867,264.00 | $53,497,700,352.00 | $8,387,850,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $6,300,624,224,256.00 | $47,377,788,928.00 | $8,397,110,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $5,453,228,015,616.00 | $-59,306,295,296.00 | $8,406,720,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $3,677,896,048,640.00 | $-23,266,105,344.00 | $8,423,100,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $4,090,821,083,136.00 | $-31,621,740,544.00 | $8,423,520,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $5,188,190,470,144.00 | $-78,249,443,328.00 | $8,432,310,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $5,230,717,566,976.00 | $22,103,037,952.00 | $8,547,850,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $5,160,093,876,224.00 | $-34,534,703,104.00 | $8,549,140,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $4,110,677,704,704.00 | $-60,658,319,360.00 | $8,588,770,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $4,010,846,978,048.00 | $-2,790,828,032.00 | $8,590,370,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $2,954,237,575,168.00 | $16,858,701,824.00 | $8,605,110,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $3,487,167,676,416.00 | $6,233,122,816.00 | $8,612,310,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $6,360,566,595,584.00 | $-105,243,590,656.00 | $8,623,100,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $4,374,437,560,320.00 | $-64,604,368,896.00 | $8,638,260,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $5,218,862,366,720.00 | $-34,928,189,440.00 | $8,646,510,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $4,147,754,565,632.00 | $-61,205,164,032.00 | $8,666,230,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $4,276,232,912,896.00 | $-57,667,588,096.00 | $8,668,950,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $6,124,998,754,304.00 | $103,971,053,568.00 | $8,678,130,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $4,980,268,859,392.00 | $29,891,620,864.00 | $8,689,870,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $4,110,682,161,152.00 | $-30,329,419,776.00 | $8,701,640,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $5,157,437,308,928.00 | $26,369,953,792.00 | $8,713,300,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $4,338,975,768,576.00 | $-24,506,896,384.00 | $8,715,840,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $4,247,153,278,976.00 | $-32,829,761,536.00 | $8,745,430,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $6,253,375,389,696.00 | $-21,808,619,520.00 | $8,748,610,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $3,072,717,225,984.00 | $16,435,929,088.00 | $8,769,720,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $6,081,315,078,144.00 | $56,498,675,712.00 | $8,776,710,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $6,323,588,038,656.00 | $53,144,981,504.00 | $8,776,730,000,000.00 |
| The Big Brachycardian Caveman of J Blackwolf | $3,742,684,413,952.00 | $-22,355,685,376.00 | $8,788,070,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $6,212,866,801,664.00 | $105,462,136,832.00 | $8,802,620,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $4,911,652,667,392.00 | $-71,533,969,408.00 | $8,839,420,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $5,449,368,207,360.00 | $-82,189,377,536.00 | $8,856,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $4,082,316,083,200.00 | $-28,683,307,008.00 | $8,877,350,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $6,268,920,004,608.00 | $106,414,170,112.00 | $8,882,040,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $6,296,189,796,352.00 | $106,876,854,272.00 | $8,920,680,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $4,158,440,079,360.00 | $4,535,060,480.00 | $8,950,810,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $6,338,608,365,568.00 | $107,597,004,800.00 | $8,980,780,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $4,490,300,227,584.00 | $81,862,942,720.00 | $8,987,310,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $3,928,916,230,144.00 | $-24,853,921,792.00 | $8,997,980,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $6,246,120,292,352.00 | $58,029,600,768.00 | $9,014,560,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $4,047,687,647,232.00 | $88,445,927,424.00 | $9,016,540,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $5,181,637,918,720.00 | $-76,368,633,856.00 | $9,023,960,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $5,285,860,605,952.00 | $-51,962,916,864.00 | $9,058,600,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $6,397,691,953,152.00 | $108,600,352,768.00 | $9,064,490,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $6,533,524,488,192.00 | $54,909,681,664.00 | $9,068,110,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $4,062,591,057,920.00 | $-27,131,179,008.00 | $9,069,180,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $4,025,557,188,608.00 | $-59,661,631,488.00 | $9,070,360,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $6,420,416,692,224.00 | $108,985,540,608.00 | $9,096,690,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $3,402,768,580,608.00 | $14,570,724,352.00 | $9,112,960,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $5,134,783,873,024.00 | $75,156,307,968.00 | $9,124,540,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $4,140,003,753,984.00 | $-55,257,137,152.00 | $9,138,380,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $4,782,266,777,600.00 | $-67,982,155,776.00 | $9,163,090,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $5,275,144,683,520.00 | $-77,747,093,504.00 | $9,186,810,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $6,240,716,455,936.00 | $111,507,791,872.00 | $9,190,100,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $4,941,034,291,200.00 | $-3,331,139,584.00 | $9,199,470,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $4,017,445,666,816.00 | $-25,413,836,800.00 | $9,200,730,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $7,146,123,034,624.00 | $-179,416,760,320.00 | $9,212,890,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $5,280,853,655,552.00 | $-11,656,784,896.00 | $9,239,580,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $6,354,611,208,192.00 | $266,038,771,712.00 | $9,252,540,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $7,088,999,235,584.00 | $107,737,907,200.00 | $9,255,460,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $4,777,020,751,872.00 | $-39,252,729,856.00 | $9,271,090,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $6,411,640,635,392.00 | $263,458,979,840.00 | $9,315,510,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $8,905,823,354,880.00 | $-78,003,240,960.00 | $9,326,180,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $9,088,612,171,776.00 | $175,744,352,256.00 | $9,327,710,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $6,728,465,776,640.00 | $56,547,872,768.00 | $9,338,680,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $5,257,759,293,440.00 | $76,956,057,600.00 | $9,343,070,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $4,127,526,486,016.00 | $-54,387,388,416.00 | $9,351,500,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $6,479,844,212,736.00 | $60,200,833,024.00 | $9,351,880,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $4,019,965,394,944.00 | $-91,007,426,560.00 | $9,366,850,000,000.00 |
| The Hostile Takeover of Warzone Trindon Dad | $4,132,117,938,176.00 | $7,419,926,016.00 | $9,375,610,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $5,320,976,367,616.00 | $-344,756,486,144.00 | $9,377,080,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $6,367,862,063,104.00 | $113,778,909,184.00 | $9,377,330,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $5,298,226,462,720.00 | $-50,229,116,928.00 | $9,384,260,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $6,503,815,708,672.00 | $60,423,901,184.00 | $9,386,470,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $5,126,895,960,064.00 | $79,641,051,136.00 | $9,397,510,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $3,565,632,618,496.00 | $-15,012,171,776.00 | $9,406,250,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $4,690,193,416,192.00 | $-26,490,662,912.00 | $9,421,340,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $6,398,134,452,224.00 | $114,320,130,048.00 | $9,421,910,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $4,707,572,514,816.00 | $85,824,266,240.00 | $9,422,180,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $6,169,156,386,816.00 | $-169,472,753,664.00 | $9,481,510,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $3,012,220,157,952.00 | $21,492,649,984.00 | $9,482,980,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $4,688,150,265,856.00 | $49,067,053,056.00 | $9,485,570,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $3,036,270,034,944.00 | $46,373,928,960.00 | $9,512,380,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $6,054,243,467,264.00 | $-79,129,534,464.00 | $9,517,820,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $5,209,103,269,888.00 | $-47,558,356,992.00 | $9,525,950,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $6,777,172,131,840.00 | $-106,255,613,952.00 | $9,553,550,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $6,756,738,531,328.00 | $114,694,569,984.00 | $9,573,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $3,507,429,834,752.00 | $-70,874,374,144.00 | $9,573,950,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $6,265,483,296,768.00 | $117,554,561,024.00 | $9,576,580,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $6,508,629,721,088.00 | $116,294,483,968.00 | $9,584,630,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $6,345,660,039,168.00 | $7,292,144,128.00 | $9,589,460,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $6,911,410,307,072.00 | $58,085,261,312.00 | $9,592,590,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $6,252,396,544,000.00 | $-44,036,984,832.00 | $9,626,320,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $6,794,612,572,160.00 | $115,337,822,208.00 | $9,626,870,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $6,514,830,999,552.00 | $-47,026,913,280.00 | $9,648,930,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $6,519,442,636,800.00 | $-47,060,172,800.00 | $9,655,760,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $5,205,507,702,784.00 | $40,500,965,376.00 | $9,661,090,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $4,165,512,986,624.00 | $-54,159,900,672.00 | $9,680,580,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $4,843,156,013,056.00 | $-39,139,340,288.00 | $9,693,380,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $6,654,668,570,624.00 | $-20,869,949,440.00 | $9,694,090,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $6,284,441,026,560.00 | $35,428,761,600.00 | $9,708,090,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $6,131,545,014,272.00 | $120,534,720,512.00 | $9,714,990,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $6,999,883,382,784.00 | $58,828,754,944.00 | $9,715,390,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $4,842,195,517,440.00 | $-27,348,740,096.00 | $9,726,670,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $6,685,748,363,264.00 | $279,901,798,400.00 | $9,734,680,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $5,325,935,083,520.00 | $-48,625,836,032.00 | $9,739,600,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $4,182,986,457,088.00 | $-94,698,291,200.00 | $9,746,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $4,739,338,600,448.00 | $-36,634,382,336.00 | $9,758,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $6,384,955,949,056.00 | $119,795,507,200.00 | $9,759,190,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $6,766,006,370,304.00 | $62,859,395,072.00 | $9,764,870,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $6,466,796,257,280.00 | $7,430,638,592.00 | $9,772,520,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $6,290,478,727,168.00 | $69,620,842,496.00 | $9,776,020,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $5,336,878,022,656.00 | $-32,931,557,376.00 | $9,780,700,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $4,557,360,332,800.00 | $4,970,145,792.00 | $9,809,460,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $6,099,309,166,592.00 | $72,914,255,872.00 | $9,817,880,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $5,284,678,336,512.00 | $-76,045,303,808.00 | $9,818,190,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $6,912,659,161,088.00 | $-51,109,634,048.00 | $9,833,560,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $6,825,935,110,144.00 | $63,416,778,752.00 | $9,851,370,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $4,765,352,198,144.00 | $-26,077,431,808.00 | $9,852,210,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $3,301,960,843,264.00 | $-6,886,675,968.00 | $9,864,120,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $5,229,370,146,816.00 | $85,911,281,664.00 | $9,878,520,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $4,420,790,648,832.00 | $283,322,482,688.00 | $9,885,980,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $6,316,591,939,584.00 | $8,373,384,192.00 | $9,918,490,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $6,778,440,908,800.00 | $-100,383,711,232.00 | $9,921,710,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $7,021,857,341,440.00 | $119,195,131,904.00 | $9,948,830,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $4,982,784,393,216.00 | $90,841,595,904.00 | $9,973,020,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $4,253,882,253,312.00 | $-25,409,320,960.00 | $9,988,400,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $6,785,625,227,264.00 | $121,243,467,776.00 | $9,992,530,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $7,064,276,434,944.00 | $119,914,766,336.00 | $10,008,900,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $4,848,247,898,112.00 | $-26,531,039,232.00 | $10,023,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $7,334,741,409,792.00 | $-87,447,552,000.00 | $10,047,300,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $7,072,560,185,344.00 | $-52,291,543,040.00 | $10,061,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $7,173,533,335,552.00 | $-54,217,105,408.00 | $10,065,200,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $6,160,519,266,304.00 | $126,608,613,376.00 | $10,106,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $7,232,112,558,080.00 | $-144,853,909,504.00 | $10,106,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $7,019,207,065,600.00 | $65,211,969,536.00 | $10,130,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $5,306,538,524,672.00 | $-75,435,155,456.00 | $10,167,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $4,334,165,426,176.00 | $-25,889,019,904.00 | $10,176,900,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $4,817,122,492,416.00 | $96,534,814,720.00 | $10,185,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $6,121,488,646,144.00 | $-413,159,522,304.00 | $10,185,300,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $6,537,082,830,848.00 | $8,665,479,168.00 | $10,264,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $5,132,090,081,280.00 | $93,563,289,600.00 | $10,271,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $5,528,631,115,776.00 | $-3,727,787,264.00 | $10,293,500,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $6,296,413,143,040.00 | $129,401,151,488.00 | $10,329,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $6,102,294,986,752.00 | $130,899,288,064.00 | $10,353,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $4,127,101,288,448.00 | $-85,576,138,752.00 | $10,392,800,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $6,186,565,369,856.00 | $-70,037,233,664.00 | $10,398,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $6,266,234,601,472.00 | $39,769,231,360.00 | $10,410,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $6,152,078,753,792.00 | $131,966,869,504.00 | $10,437,800,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $6,286,137,098,240.00 | $39,895,527,424.00 | $10,443,700,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $6,313,183,543,296.00 | $-42,251,898,880.00 | $10,459,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $5,368,387,207,168.00 | $-31,240,939,520.00 | $10,468,500,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $7,074,387,329,024.00 | $-51,066,060,800.00 | $10,477,700,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $8,497,115,168,768.00 | $-540,154,462,208.00 | $10,479,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $8,637,189,718,016.00 | $92,012,191,744.00 | $10,490,200,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $5,324,840,370,176.00 | $-74,788,929,536.00 | $10,512,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $6,888,553,447,424.00 | $129,244,585,984.00 | $10,528,900,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $7,092,794,032,128.00 | $37,473,624,064.00 | $10,543,700,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $6,990,165,704,704.00 | $8,032,356,352.00 | $10,563,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $7,191,279,435,776.00 | $128,491,872,256.00 | $10,589,900,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $7,192,793,055,232.00 | $128,518,545,408.00 | $10,592,100,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $5,749,038,645,248.00 | $-49,955,164,160.00 | $10,605,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $6,262,207,021,056.00 | $134,328,918,016.00 | $10,624,700,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $6,764,889,636,864.00 | $-88,417,460,224.00 | $10,635,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $5,389,629,259,776.00 | $152,966,928.00 | $10,660,500,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $4,610,751,725,568.00 | $9,916,577,792.00 | $10,730,500,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $5,336,819,302,400.00 | $45,209,481,216.00 | $10,738,700,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $4,291,402,661,888.00 | $13,807,423,488.00 | $10,739,300,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $5,490,889,719,808.00 | $153,627,820,032.00 | $10,743,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $7,254,244,327,424.00 | $-52,364,124,160.00 | $10,744,100,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $6,446,337,490,944.00 | $-87,025,115,136.00 | $10,779,200,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $7,073,055,113,216.00 | $132,705,722,368.00 | $10,810,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $6,433,884,602,368.00 | $10,801,167,360.00 | $10,862,800,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $5,283,391,733,760.00 | $101,095,923,712.00 | $10,872,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $6,705,150,689,280.00 | $10,071,924,736.00 | $10,924,700,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $6,235,587,870,720.00 | $139,374,510,080.00 | $10,930,300,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $6,729,984,114,688.00 | $-82,080,808,960.00 | $10,945,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $6,702,549,172,224.00 | $-246,522,281,984.00 | $10,990,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $7,160,745,951,232.00 | $-50,434,404,352.00 | $11,024,800,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $6,289,849,581,568.00 | $140,587,810,816.00 | $11,025,400,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $6,621,250,453,504.00 | $325,840,764,928.00 | $11,027,100,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $7,472,532,684,800.00 | $-53,940,219,904.00 | $11,067,400,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $6,479,189,901,312.00 | $-42,254,217,216.00 | $11,114,300,000,000.00 |
| The Army Airmen of Eltran Army Air Corps | $8,261,913,804,800.00 | $-134,958,268,416.00 | $11,158,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $5,882,164,281,344.00 | $-45,925,175,296.00 | $11,173,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $6,375,764,131,840.00 | $142,507,769,856.00 | $11,176,000,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $7,184,580,083,712.00 | $9,523,755,008.00 | $11,281,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $5,275,491,762,176.00 | $5,753,468,416.00 | $11,355,200,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $6,130,117,378,048.00 | $-380,525,838,336.00 | $11,409,900,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $7,231,535,841,280.00 | $142,159,003,648.00 | $11,457,900,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $7,592,739,340,288.00 | $8,724,869,120.00 | $11,474,000,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $8,716,682,788,864.00 | $-360,011,137,024.00 | $11,500,400,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $4,024,986,501,120.00 | $128,569,671,680.00 | $11,502,200,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $9,041,230,168,064.00 | $371,069,583,360.00 | $11,533,300,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $8,411,787,296,768.00 | $-340,272,119,808.00 | $11,540,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $5,486,486,224,896.00 | $-120,380,841,984.00 | $11,593,900,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $8,091,062,501,376.00 | $203,643,109,376.00 | $11,664,800,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $6,274,242,576,384.00 | $151,571,709,952.00 | $11,705,900,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $7,336,203,124,736.00 | $-50,385,268,736.00 | $11,724,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $7,400,765,521,920.00 | $145,485,332,480.00 | $11,726,000,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $6,216,457,650,176.00 | $102,127,910,912.00 | $11,743,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $6,042,378,829,824.00 | $-41,839,226,880.00 | $11,809,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $6,344,959,066,112.00 | $153,280,692,224.00 | $11,837,800,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $7,279,567,437,824.00 | $10,934,464,512.00 | $11,860,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $6,579,467,845,632.00 | $152,998,182,912.00 | $11,903,900,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $7,022,542,061,568.00 | $150,639,001,600.00 | $11,914,700,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $3,506,588,352,512.00 | $-85,003,608,064.00 | $12,024,400,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $4,885,208,104,960.00 | $-25,730,400,256.00 | $12,036,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $6,921,396,944,896.00 | $154,703,970,304.00 | $12,132,500,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $8,128,238,190,592.00 | $82,731,597,824.00 | $12,181,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $7,083,676,139,520.00 | $97,337,196,544.00 | $12,191,900,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $4,784,525,410,304.00 | $17,076,556,800.00 | $12,253,100,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $9,836,981,911,552.00 | $-179,791,265,792.00 | $12,277,400,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $6,047,159,812,096.00 | $162,517,516,288.00 | $12,310,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $6,433,645,527,040.00 | $15,321,743,360.00 | $12,384,200,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $7,410,221,056,000.00 | $12,439,897,088.00 | $12,511,300,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $6,529,832,452,096.00 | $15,550,773,248.00 | $12,569,400,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $5,256,254,062,592.00 | $129,229,889,536.00 | $12,605,600,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $5,300,244,447,232.00 | $47,780,007,936.00 | $12,690,000,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $7,016,191,361,024.00 | $163,153,657,856.00 | $12,694,100,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $7,210,087,743,488.00 | $105,531,777,024.00 | $12,812,400,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $6,790,562,447,360.00 | $-40,709,881,856.00 | $12,843,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $5,400,319,492,096.00 | $13,533,177,856.00 | $12,883,300,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $6,009,319,849,984.00 | $125,850,533,888.00 | $13,045,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $5,514,641,539,072.00 | $13,819,829,248.00 | $13,156,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $5,519,169,290,240.00 | $13,831,319,552.00 | $13,166,800,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $6,829,523,337,216.00 | $118,349,479,936.00 | $13,284,900,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $8,254,603,657,216.00 | $216,195,301,376.00 | $13,332,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $7,214,626,504,704.00 | $174,289,534,976.00 | $13,460,400,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $6,829,172,588,544.00 | $177,328,504,832.00 | $13,514,300,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $5,470,011,523,072.00 | $17,599,475,712.00 | $13,688,800,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $5,407,412,060,160.00 | $-24,680,501,248.00 | $13,950,900,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $8,451,123,052,544.00 | $-56,560,295,936.00 | $14,001,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $5,937,010,049,024.00 | $192,104,841,216.00 | $14,120,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $5,607,243,382,784.00 | $24,236,218,368.00 | $14,450,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $5,576,390,606,848.00 | $-21,727,549,440.00 | $14,481,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $10,807,415,930,880.00 | $-220,204,810,240.00 | $14,489,700,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $6,847,373,246,464.00 | $7,467,778,048.00 | $14,738,600,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $5,702,675,333,120.00 | $205,542,522,880.00 | $14,877,000,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $6,380,537,774,080.00 | $-104,008,531,968.00 | $14,910,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $5,236,765,753,344.00 | $35,729,182,720.00 | $15,022,600,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $6,417,655,267,328.00 | $24,321,718,272.00 | $15,395,900,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Airmen of Eltran Marine Air Wing | $8,391,911,014,400.00 | $-552,613,314,560.00 | $15,705,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $10,577,937,170,432.00 | $107,664,613,376.00 | $15,852,200,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $5,727,858,458,624.00 | $28,616,589,312.00 | $16,011,500,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $7,464,544,632,832.00 | $23,029,307,392.00 | $16,136,700,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $9,255,566,442,496.00 | $-62,225,358,848.00 | $16,613,700,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $10,487,431,430,144.00 | $535,541,219,328.00 | $18,019,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $12,180,874,330,112.00 | $241,907,548,160.00 | $19,690,200,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $12,299,617,173,504.00 | $347,232,894,976.00 | $19,862,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $11,095,947,345,920.00 | $82,195,873,792.00 | $20,378,800,000,000.00 |
| The Navy Airmen of Eltran Navy Air Corps | $12,371,720,404,992.00 | $552,693,661,696.00 | $21,957,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $12,494,828,470,272.00 | $386,645,393,408.00 | $22,300,200,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $9,112,638,193,664.00 | $106,469,048,320.00 | $23,156,900,000,000.00 |
| The Airmen of Eltran Air Force | $16,344,348,098,560.00 | $-209,274,667,008.00 | $34,674,500,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $16,478,628,741,120.00 | $-193,446,723,584.00 | $35,850,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $10,962,653,413,376.00 | $129,485,201,408.00 | $42,949,300,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $17,734,792,380,416.00 | $893,969,563,648.00 | $79,552,900,000,000.00 |
