1: The Recently-Discovered Ruins of Early Man
Pop: 7,533 Mil

2: The Undiscovered Tribe of Quargle
Pop: 2,367 Mil

3: The Federation of Wizard Sleeve
Pop: 2,286 Mil

4: The Colony of Last Option Larry
Pop: 2,269 Mil

5: The Federation of Idelicus
Pop: 2,208 Mil

6: The Vault-Tec Abomination of Vault Full of Gary
Pop: 2,168 Mil

7: The Colony of Booger Island
Pop: 2,155 Mil

8: The Sultanate of Xenotopia
Pop: 2,095 Mil

9: The Free Land of Your Card Liberator
Pop: 1,919 Mil

10: The Armed Republic of 12 Monkeys
Pop: 1,845 Mil

11: The Grand Duchy of 13 Crows
Pop: 1,839 Mil

12: The Empire of Frig Off Washington
Pop: 1,800 Mil

13: The Nomadic Peoples of 11 Elephants
Pop: 1,796 Mil

14: The Dominion of 14 Oxen
Pop: 1,792 Mil

15: The Shady Garden of 8 Octopi
Pop: 1,780 Mil

16: The Federation of 10 Capybara
Pop: 1,772 Mil

17: The Kingdom of 9 Cobras
Pop: 1,770 Mil

18: The Rogue Nation of Wildcard Britches
Pop: 1,764 Mil

19: The Holy Empire of 7 Sloths
Pop: 1,759 Mil

20: The Jingoistic States of 2 Princes
Pop: 1,751 Mil

21: The Commonwealth of Anime Card Junkyard
Pop: 1,744 Mil

22: The Disputed Territories of 5 Participation Trophies
Pop: 1,719 Mil

23: The Oppressed Peoples of Supreme Court Corruption
Pop: 1,684 Mil

24: The People's Republic of Pop Culture Option
Pop: 1,680 Mil

25: The Colony of 4 Boar
Pop: 1,651 Mil

26: The Rogue Nation of 1 Owl
Pop: 1,650 Mil

27: The Republic of 3 Thieves
Pop: 1,554 Mil

28: The Grand Switch of 6 Sticks
Pop: 1,550 Mil

29: The Fiefdom of I Sell Rare Cards
Pop: 1,384 Mil

30: The Jingoistic States of Chard Farm
Pop: 1,128 Mil

31: The Grand Duchy of Penultimate Pete
Pop: 1,062 Mil

32: The Dominion of ALL DIS WEALTH
Pop: 940 Mil

33: The United Kingdom of I Sell Rare Cards II
Pop: 851 Mil

34: The Fiefdom of Reggie Toupee
Pop: 678 Mil

35: The Commonwealth of Don Mattingly
Pop: 509 Mil