1: The American Dream of Architeuthis
Pop: 47,776 Mil

2: The Enlightened French Utopia of Chaource
Pop: 46,887 Mil

3: The Early French Chief of Sitting Bull
Pop: 46,672 Mil

4: The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog
Pop: 46,647 Mil

5: The Most Powerful Blackness of Kool Moe Dee
Pop: 46,465 Mil

6: The Self-Evident Truth of Benjamin Franklin
Pop: 46,344 Mil

7: The Peerless Dominating Force of The Early French
Pop: 46,214 Mil

8: The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D
Pop: 45,984 Mil

9: The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens
Pop: 45,249 Mil

10: The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck
Pop: 45,151 Mil

11: The Awe-Inspiring Leadership of PresidentJacquesChirac
Pop: 45,108 Mil

12: The Mouse Licker of Galley Cat
Pop: 44,396 Mil

13: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette
Pop: 44,328 Mil

14: The Esprit de Corps of Champagne-Ardenne
Pop: 44,254 Mil

15: The Silent Scream of Marcel Marceau
Pop: 43,853 Mil

16: The BS Detector of October Surprise
Pop: 43,831 Mil

17: The Thinness of The French Connection
Pop: 43,593 Mil

18: The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert
Pop: 43,203 Mil

19: The Conglomerate of Corporate Infidels
Pop: 43,194 Mil

20: The Fortress of Strategic Defense
Pop: 43,064 Mil

21: The Journalistic Freedom of Radio France
Pop: 42,843 Mil

22: The Questionable Judgment of Pregnant Teenager
Pop: 42,524 Mil

23: The Terror of The French Poodle
Pop: 42,480 Mil

24: The Frenchitude of French-Stewart
Pop: 42,450 Mil

25: The French Fish of Le Fish
Pop: 42,295 Mil

26: The Flatness of Flat Stanley
Pop: 42,202 Mil

27: The Ubiquity of Ants Are Everywhere
Pop: 42,200 Mil

28: The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin Putin
Pop: 42,025 Mil

29: The Black Kingdom of Harlem Heat
Pop: 41,921 Mil

30: The Big Easy of Chocolate New Orleans
Pop: 40,937 Mil

31: The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken
Pop: 40,419 Mil

32: The Inevitable Victory of The Insurgency
Pop: 40,412 Mil

33: The Unrestrained Bladder of Urinator Y
Pop: 40,132 Mil

34: The Dictatorship of Kim JongIl
Pop: 39,219 Mil

35: The Good Hood of Always Bet on Black
Pop: 38,617 Mil

36: The Condimental Superiority of French Dressing
Pop: 37,614 Mil

37: The Oppressed Peoples of The American Indian
Pop: 37,328 Mil

38: The Queendom of Fertile Myrtle
Pop: 36,748 Mil

39: The Ancient Chinese Secret of Wu Chin
Pop: 36,211 Mil

40: The United Socialist States of Lewd Clogs
Pop: 35,562 Mil

41: The Oppressed Peoples of Fareed zakaria
Pop: 33,244 Mil

42: The Gay Old Time of Doodle Bop
Pop: 31,905 Mil

43: The Regularity of Two Poops Magoo
Pop: 31,893 Mil

44: The Brilliant Plan of Drill Baby Drill
Pop: 31,606 Mil

45: The Carnivorous Beefitude of Certified Male
Pop: 31,038 Mil

46: The Colony of Gell-Bronx
Pop: 30,755 Mil

47: The Colony of Feynland Atlantic
Pop: 29,891 Mil

48: The Republic of Les-Etats-Unis
Pop: 29,875 Mil

49: The Colony of Space Cadet
Pop: 28,474 Mil

50: The All-American Whimsy of Orion Nebula
Pop: 28,448 Mil

51: The Oppressed Peoples of New Jersey
Pop: 28,383 Mil

52: The Keystone State of Pennsylvania
Pop: 28,337 Mil

53: The Kingdom of Tennessee
Pop: 28,223 Mil

54: The Democratic Republic of Minnesota
Pop: 28,147 Mil

55: The United Kingdom of A Black Man in the Smithsonian
Pop: 27,053 Mil

56: The Disputed Territories of Louisiana
Pop: 25,312 Mil

57: The Democratic Republic of Iowa
Pop: 25,257 Mil

58: The Commonwealth of Kentucky
Pop: 25,064 Mil

59: The Dominion of The Price of Tea in China
Pop: 25,041 Mil

60: The Reassuring notion of The sweet release of death
Pop: 24,292 Mil

61: The Bewildered Perplexity of Genderqueer
Pop: 24,261 Mil

62: The Colony of Poulet de Bresse
Pop: 24,126 Mil

63: The Constitutional Monarchy of Table Dance
Pop: 24,076 Mil

64: The Boundless Vault of Batroc the Leaper
Pop: 22,953 Mil

65: The Freedom of The Press
Pop: 15,375 Mil

66: The United States of Hillary Clinton
Pop: 7,779 Mil

67: The Great Empire of Roomengoo
Pop: 7,159 Mil

68: The Dark Disparaging States of American Collectivism
Pop: 6,353 Mil

69: The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions-
Pop: 5,798 Mil

70: The State of Vermont
Pop: 4,961 Mil

71: The State of South Carolina
Pop: 4,906 Mil

72: The Unincorporated Territory of US Virgin Islands
Pop: 4,840 Mil

73: The State of Delaware
Pop: 4,759 Mil

74: The Republic of SSN55
Pop: 4,056 Mil

75: The Republic of Abraham Lincoln
Pop: 3,978 Mil

76: The Colony of Midway Islands
Pop: 3,169 Mil

77: The Rogue Nation of DSN68
Pop: 2,818 Mil

78: The United States of Beevopolis
Pop: 1,819 Mil

79: The Unholy Lich Kingdom of Kissindra
Pop: 1,603 Mil

80: The United States of Hollyweird
Pop: 1,359 Mil

81: The Commonwealth of Penna
Pop: 1,085 Mil

82: The Jetunian Empire of Jetunia
Pop: 873 Mil

83: The Democratic States of Vice President Tim Walz
Pop: 591 Mil

84: The Republic of Bumblefuks
Pop: 391 Mil

85: The People's Republic of Sangre Mountainia
Pop: 223 Mil

86: The Jingoistic States of Boy Scout
Pop: 196 Mil

87: The Colony of Algonquin
Pop: 190 Mil

88: The Matriarchy of Delores
Pop: 183 Mil

89: The Most Serene Republic of Millinois
Pop: 12 Mil