1: The American Dream of Architeuthis
Pop: 50,245 Mil

2: The Enlightened French Utopia of Chaource
Pop: 49,389 Mil

3: The Early French Chief of Sitting Bull
Pop: 49,148 Mil

4: The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog
Pop: 49,142 Mil

5: The Most Powerful Blackness of Kool Moe Dee
Pop: 48,944 Mil

6: The Self-Evident Truth of Benjamin Franklin
Pop: 48,839 Mil

7: The Peerless Dominating Force of The Early French
Pop: 48,703 Mil

8: The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D
Pop: 48,453 Mil

9: The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens
Pop: 47,758 Mil

10: The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck
Pop: 47,627 Mil

11: The Awe-Inspiring Leadership of PresidentJacquesChirac
Pop: 47,586 Mil

12: The Mouse Licker of Galley Cat
Pop: 46,852 Mil

13: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette
Pop: 46,799 Mil

14: The Esprit de Corps of Champagne-Ardenne
Pop: 46,730 Mil

15: The BS Detector of October Surprise
Pop: 46,330 Mil

16: The Silent Scream of Marcel Marceau
Pop: 46,320 Mil

17: The Thinness of The French Connection
Pop: 46,079 Mil

18: The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert
Pop: 45,672 Mil

19: The Fortress of Strategic Defense
Pop: 45,559 Mil

20: The Journalistic Freedom of Radio France
Pop: 45,318 Mil

21: The Questionable Judgment of Pregnant Teenager
Pop: 44,967 Mil

22: The Terror of The French Poodle
Pop: 44,927 Mil

23: The Frenchitude of French-Stewart
Pop: 44,906 Mil

24: The French Fish of Le Fish
Pop: 44,779 Mil

25: The Flatness of Flat Stanley
Pop: 44,673 Mil

26: The Ubiquity of Ants Are Everywhere
Pop: 44,663 Mil

27: The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin Putin
Pop: 44,475 Mil

28: The Black Kingdom of Harlem Heat
Pop: 44,396 Mil

29: The Big Easy of Chocolate New Orleans
Pop: 43,416 Mil

30: The Inevitable Victory of The Insurgency
Pop: 42,888 Mil

31: The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken
Pop: 42,887 Mil

32: The Unrestrained Bladder of Urinator Y
Pop: 42,595 Mil

33: The Dictatorship of Kim JongIl
Pop: 41,695 Mil

34: The Good Hood of Always Bet on Black
Pop: 41,075 Mil

35: The Condimental Superiority of French Dressing
Pop: 40,091 Mil

36: The Oppressed Peoples of The American Indian
Pop: 39,805 Mil

37: The Queendom of Fertile Myrtle
Pop: 39,227 Mil

38: The Ancient Chinese Secret of Wu Chin
Pop: 38,701 Mil

39: The United Socialist States of Lewd Clogs
Pop: 38,041 Mil

40: The Oppressed Peoples of Fareed zakaria
Pop: 35,747 Mil

41: The Gay Old Time of Doodle Bop
Pop: 34,396 Mil

42: The Regularity of Two Poops Magoo
Pop: 34,351 Mil

43: The Brilliant Plan of Drill Baby Drill
Pop: 34,051 Mil

44: The Carnivorous Beefitude of Certified Male
Pop: 33,471 Mil

45: The Colony of Gell-Bronx
Pop: 33,251 Mil

46: The Colony of Feynland Atlantic
Pop: 32,361 Mil

47: The Republic of Les-Etats-Unis
Pop: 32,344 Mil

48: The Colony of Space Cadet
Pop: 30,988 Mil

49: The All-American Whimsy of Orion Nebula
Pop: 30,921 Mil

50: The Keystone State of Pennsylvania
Pop: 30,847 Mil

51: The Oppressed Peoples of New Jersey
Pop: 30,834 Mil

52: The Kingdom of Tennessee
Pop: 30,709 Mil

53: The Democratic Republic of Minnesota
Pop: 30,606 Mil

54: The United Kingdom of A Black Man in the Smithsonian
Pop: 29,498 Mil

55: The Disputed Territories of Louisiana
Pop: 27,792 Mil

56: The Democratic Republic of Iowa
Pop: 27,678 Mil

57: The Commonwealth of Kentucky
Pop: 27,520 Mil

58: The Dominion of The Price of Tea in China
Pop: 27,511 Mil

59: The Reassuring notion of The sweet release of death
Pop: 26,748 Mil

60: The Bewildered Perplexity of Genderqueer
Pop: 26,734 Mil

61: The Colony of Poulet de Bresse
Pop: 26,602 Mil

62: The Constitutional Monarchy of Table Dance
Pop: 26,518 Mil

63: The Boundless Vault of Batroc the Leaper
Pop: 25,438 Mil

64: The Freedom of The Press
Pop: 17,813 Mil

65: The United States of Hillary Clinton
Pop: 10,274 Mil

66: The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions-
Pop: 8,274 Mil

67: The State of South Carolina
Pop: 6,899 Mil

68: The State of Vermont
Pop: 6,634 Mil

69: The Republic of Abraham Lincoln
Pop: 6,485 Mil

70: The State of Delaware
Pop: 6,469 Mil

71: The Unincorporated Territory of US Virgin Islands
Pop: 6,220 Mil

72: The US Unincorporated Territory of Midway Islands
Pop: 4,556 Mil

73: The Republic of Statesandlia
Pop: 3,719 Mil

74: The Republic of Unbuu
Pop: 3,500 Mil

75: The Confederate States of Bumblefuks
Pop: 2,882 Mil

76: The Colony of Algonquin
Pop: 2,680 Mil

77: The Jingoistic States of Boy Scout
Pop: 2,676 Mil

78: The Matriarchy of Delores
Pop: 2,607 Mil

79: The Federal Republic of U n I t e d States OF America
Pop: 23 Mil