Constipated Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Colon |
| Government Priority: |
Law & Order |
| Economic Rating: |
Imploded |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Outlawed |
| Political Freedoms: |
Very Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
5% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
84% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
87% |
| Major Industry: |
Basket Weaving |
| National Animal: |
Laxative |
|
Constipated Demographics
| Total Population: |
8,317,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
971,464,062 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
1,226,031,347 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
0 |
| Students and Youth: |
1,330,720,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
1,351,307,605 |
| Working Class: |
3,437,476,985 |
|
|
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Constipated Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$91,846,973,939.88 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$89,091,564,721.68 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$2,755,409,218.20 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
97% |
|
Constipated Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Social Welfare: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Healthcare: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Education: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$32,963,878,947.02 |
37% |
| Defense: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Law & Order: |
$45,436,698,008.06 |
51% |
| Commerce: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Public Transport: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| The Environment: |
$10,690,987,766.60 |
12% |
| Social Equality: |
$0.00 |
0% |
|
|
|
Constipated White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$61,215,800,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$7.36 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$8.46 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
26.20% |
| Consumption: |
$577,548,776,243.20 |
| Exports: |
$77,406,519,296.00 |
| Imports: |
$99,202,859,008.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-21,796,339,712.00 |
|
Constipated Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$104,835,907,768.64 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$11.38 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$40,099,734,721.51 |
|
Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$1,706,607,361.96 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$3,413,214,723.91 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$0.00 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$9,409,402,752.40 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$4,520,203,283.02 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$0.00 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$9,409,402,752.40 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$2,213,977,118.21 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$0.00 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$1,106,988,559.11 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$45,079,440,340.52 |
|
|
|
Constipated Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Enema |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Enema = $0.00 |
| |
$1 = 740.87 Enemas |
| |
Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$61,215,800,000.00 - 37% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$104,835,907,768.64 - 63% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$166,051,707,768.64 |
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