Douchland Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Most Serene Republic |
| Government Priority: |
Education |
| Economic Rating: |
Frightening |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Excellent |
| Political Freedoms: |
Superb |
| Income Tax Rate: |
42% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
107% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
109% |
| Major Industry: |
Information Technology |
| National Animal: |
Persian Douche |
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Douchland Demographics
| Total Population: |
2,071,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
134,093,497 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
213,050,464 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
0 |
| Students and Youth: |
427,040,200 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
259,061,220 |
| Working Class: |
1,037,754,619 |
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Douchland Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$45,986,169,393,575.37 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$45,066,446,005,703.86 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$919,723,387,871.51 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
98% |
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Douchland Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$7,210,631,360,912.62 |
16% |
| Social Welfare: |
$6,309,302,440,798.54 |
14% |
| Healthcare: |
$5,407,973,520,684.46 |
12% |
| Education: |
$9,914,618,121,254.85 |
22% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Defense: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Law & Order: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Commerce: |
$5,858,637,980,741.50 |
13% |
| Public Transport: |
$3,154,651,220,399.27 |
7% |
| The Environment: |
$1,802,657,840,228.15 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$4,506,644,600,570.39 |
10% |
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Douchland White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$37,794,600,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$18,249.44 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$27,609.51 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
10.52% |
| Consumption: |
$49,104,743,951,237.12 |
| Exports: |
$10,841,521,242,112.00 |
| Imports: |
$11,001,686,654,976.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-160,165,412,864.00 |
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Douchland Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$54,687,126,268,450.58 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$26,142.84 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$0.00 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$0.00 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$3,584,741,126,896.94 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$4,519,890,986,087.44 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$2,026,158,028,246.09 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$1,402,724,788,785.76 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$3,428,882,817,031.85 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$2,493,732,957,841.35 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$1,168,937,323,988.13 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$4,675,749,295,952.52 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$3,740,599,436,762.02 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$23,515,464,295,433.75 |
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Douchland Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Gold Please |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Gold Please = $1.26 |
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$1 = 0.80 Gold Pleases |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$37,794,600,000,000.00 - 41% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$54,687,126,268,450.58 - 59% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$92,481,726,268,450.58 |
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