| Heh-heh-heh Domestic Statistics | 
				| Government Category: | Snickering Federation | 
			
				| Government Priority: | Defence | 
			
				| Economic Rating: | Very Strong | 
			
				| Civil Rights Rating: | Some | 
			
				| Political Freedoms: | Good | 
			
				| Income Tax Rate: | 9% | 
			
				| Consumer Confidence Rate: | 99% | 
			
				| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: | 101% | 
			
				| Major Industry: | Uranium Mining | 
			
				| National Animal: | bee hummingbird | 
			
								
			| Heh-heh-heh Demographics | 
				| Total Population: | 1,250,000,000 | 
			
				| Criminals: | 136,279,051 | 
			
				| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: | 177,451,032 | 
			
				| Military & Reserves: ? | 115,700,184 | 
						
				| Students and Youth: | 205,625,000 | 
			
				| Unemployed but Able: | 194,995,916 | 
			
				| Working Class: | 419,948,817 | 
			
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				| Heh-heh-heh Government Budget Details | 
				| Government Budget: | $3,857,641,453,891.09 | 
			
				| Government Expenditures: | $3,703,335,795,735.45 | 
			
				| Goverment Waste: | $154,305,658,155.64 | 
			
				| Goverment Efficiency: | 96% | 
			
			
					| Heh-heh-heh Government Spending Breakdown: | 
				| Administration: | $185,166,789,786.77 | 5% | 
			
				| Social Welfare: | $0.00 | 0% | 
			
				| Healthcare: | $296,266,863,658.84 | 8% | 
			
				| Education: | $370,333,579,573.55 | 10% | 
			
				| Religion & Spirituality: | $0.00 | 0% | 
			
				| Defense: | $1,333,200,886,464.76 | 36% | 
			
				| Law & Order: | $888,800,590,976.51 | 24% | 
			
				| Commerce: | $370,333,579,573.55 | 10% | 
			
				| Public Transport: | $222,200,147,744.13 | 6% | 
			
				| The Environment: | $0.00 | 0% | 
			
				| Social Equality: | $74,066,715,914.71 | 2% | 
			
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			| Heh-heh-heh White Market Statistics ? | 
				| Gross Domestic Product: | $3,227,280,000,000.00 | 
			
				| GDP Per Capita: | $2,581.82 | 
			
				| Average Salary  Per Employee: | $4,994.71 | 
			
				| Unemployment Rate: | 23.48% | 
			
				| Consumption: | $17,067,550,189,813.76 | 
			
				| Exports: | $2,484,152,483,840.00 | 
			
				| Imports: | $2,622,608,375,808.00 | 
			
				| Trade Net: | -138,455,891,968.00 | 
		
		
			| Heh-heh-heh Grey and Black Market Statistics ?Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
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				| Black & Grey Markets Combined: | $5,286,736,477,040.83 | 
			
				| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? | $4,618.27 | 
				
				| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: | $951,612,565,867.35 | 
 
		
				| Black Market & Grey Market Statistics: | 
				| Guns & Weapons: | $444,783,713,286.40 | 
			
				| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: | $160,616,340,908.98 | 
			
				| Extortion & Blackmail: | $185,326,547,202.67 | 
			
				| Counterfeit Goods: | $642,465,363,635.91 | 
			
				| Trafficking	& Intl Sales: | $74,130,618,881.07 | 
			
				| Theft & Disappearance: | $123,551,031,468.44 | 
			
				| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : | $580,689,847,901.69 | 
			
				| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting			: | $37,065,309,440.53 | 
 
				| Basic Necessitites : | $74,130,618,881.07 | 
			
				| School Loan Fraud  : | $123,551,031,468.44 | 
			
				| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : | $2,273,296,685,127.56 | 
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				| Heh-heh-heh Total Market Statistics ? | 
				| National Currency: | chuckle | 
				| Exchange Rates: | 1 chuckle = $0.31 | 
			
				|  | $1  = 3.23 chuckles | 
						
				|  | Regional Exchange Rates | 
		
				| Gross Domestic Product: | $3,227,280,000,000.00 - 38% | 
						
				| Black & Grey Markets Combined: | $5,286,736,477,040.83 - 62% | 
				
				| Real Total Economy: | $8,514,016,477,040.83 |